It's just like a character survival game but it works like the reality tv show the amazing race. the first poster decides which team arrives in second and so on until there is one team left. That team is eliminated and we do the same for round two. You are allowed to vote once per day

Here's a list of "teams" (some of them are a bit random towards the end but you get the idea):
Bart/Lisa (siblings)
Homer/Marge (married parents)
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
Mr.Burns/Smithers (entreprenuer/PA)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Moe/Barney (best friends)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (divorced)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

Ok, so here goes:
Round One

1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)

2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers.

I just watched 22 short films about springfield and can't get their scene out of me head. Hee!

Bart/Lisa (siblings)
Homer/Marge (married parents)
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
Mr.Burns/Smithers (entreprenuer/PA)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Moe/Barney (best friends)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (divorced)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)


Round One

1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers.
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)

Bart/Lisa (siblings)
Homer/Marge (married parents)
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
Mr.Burns/Smithers (entreprenuer/PA)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (divorced)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)


Round One

1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers.
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)

Sadly, in Springfield, Lenny and Carl qualify as an alpha male team.

Also, quick question: Wouldn't it be easier to figure out who is "still on the course" by removing the name of each team from the top list as they are slotted into their finish positions? (And, since I'm kind of a jerk this way, I went ahead and did it because I think the answer will be yes. Please feel free to put it back if I am somehow messing with the time-tested way of running this game.)

Homer/Marge (married parents)
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (divorced)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)


Round One

1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)

Round One

1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
6th Homer/Marge (married parents)

Remaining Characters:
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (divorced)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

(Also, hi Hegel88 who also plays the VM version of this game)

By the way, "(war veterans)" for Abe/Jasper is outstanding. I would have attempted to come up with "Retired [something]", but war veterans is much better.

Hi seamo88. If you like these, there is another in the Gilmore Girls


Round One

1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
6th Homer/Marge (married parents)
7th Apu/Manjula (divorced)

Remaining Characters:
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

I've seen every episode, but...since when were Apu & Manjula divorced?

1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
6th Homer/Marge (married parents)
7th Apu/Manjula (divorced)
8th Abe/Jasper (war veterans)

Remaining Characters:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

Hmm...yeah, I don't remember that either. I know they've had some problems, but I don't think they are offically split at this point. Let's change it...


1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
6th Homer/Marge (married parents)
7th Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
8th Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
9th Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)


Remaining Characters:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
6th Homer/Marge (married parents)
7th Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
8th Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
9th Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
10th Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)

Still racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
6th Homer/Marge (married parents)
7th Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
8th Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
9th Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
10th Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
11th Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)

Oh, the Hank Azaria love. I couldn't resist! ;]

Still racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
6th Homer/Marge (married parents)
7th Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
8th Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
9th Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
10th Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
11th Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
12th Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)



Still racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

Even after Agnes berates Seymour for not doing the roadblock, detour and driving properly they still manage to arrive in 13th place

Round One
1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
6th Homer/Marge (married parents)
7th Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
8th Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
9th Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
10th Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
11th Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
12th Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
13th Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)

Still Racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

Then, weirdly, Dr Nick has to give emergency heart surgery for a roadblock, and Patti and Selma get in 14th.

Round One
1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
6th Homer/Marge (married parents)
7th Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
8th Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
9th Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
10th Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
11th Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
12th Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
13th Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
14th Patti/Selma (twins)

Still Racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

Round One
1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
6th Homer/Marge (married parents)
7th Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
8th Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
9th Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
10th Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
11th Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
12th Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
13th Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
14th Patti/Selma (twins)
15th Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)

Still Racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

They got hung up during the song-identification detour 'cause Otto thought every song sounded like Judas Priest (it didn't help that he never took off his headphones), but Willie aced the haggis-eating roadblock.

Round One
1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
6th Homer/Marge (married parents)
7th Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
8th Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
9th Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
10th Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
11th Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
12th Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
13th Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
14th Patti/Selma (twins)
15th Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
16th Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)

Still Racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

Round One
1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
6th Homer/Marge (married parents)
7th Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
8th Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
9th Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
10th Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
11th Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
12th Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
13th Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
14th Patti/Selma (twins)
15th Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
16th Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
17th Sherri/Terri (twins)

Still Racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

Then after a close call, Dr Nick & Dr Hibbert arrive in 18th.

Round One
1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
6th Homer/Marge (married parents)
7th Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
8th Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
9th Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
10th Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
11th Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
12th Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
13th Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
14th Patti/Selma (twins)
15th Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
16th Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
17th Sherri/Terri (twins)
18th Doctor Hibbert/Doctor Nick (doctors)

Still Racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

Rod and Todd, who were in 3rd place until other teams asked them for flight information. Afraid lying would cause baby Jesus to cry, Rod and Todd let 15 teams in front of them, and just barely made it to the mat in 19th place.

Round One
1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
6th Homer/Marge (married parents)
7th Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
8th Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
9th Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
10th Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
11th Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
12th Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
13th Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
14th Patti/Selma (twins)
15th Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
16th Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
17th Sherri/Terri (twins)
18th Doctor Hibbert/Doctor Nick (doctors)
19th Rod/Todd (brothers)

Still Racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

After beating up the last remaining team to get their airline tickets best friends/bullies Nelson and Jimbo avoid elimination. Cletus and Brandine (slack-jawed yokels) were eliminated. Haw-Haw!

Round One
1st Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
2nd Mr. Burns/Smithers. (tyrant/sycophant)
3rd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
4th Moe/Barney (best friends)
5th Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
6th Homer/Marge (married parents)
7th Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
8th Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
9th Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
10th Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
11th Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
12th Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
13th Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
14th Patti/Selma (twins)
15th Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
16th Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
17th Sherri/Terri (twins)
18th Doctor Hibbert/Doctor Nick (doctors)
19th Rod/Todd (brothers)
20th Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)

Eliminated
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

Can we vote again today when it's a new round?

Yeah, that's fine with me.

TAR and the Simpsons combined! Whohoo! All we need now is a Simpson style Phil Keoghan and we're set.

ROUND 2

1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)

Still Racing:
Bart/Lisa (siblings)
Homer/Marge (married parents)
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
Mr.Burns/Smithers (entreprenuer/PA)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Moe/Barney (best friends)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (divorced)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

ROUND 2

1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.

Still Racing:
Homer/Marge (married parents)
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
Mr.Burns/Smithers (entreprenuer/PA)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Moe/Barney (best friends)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (divorced)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

Were Cletus and Brandine not eliminated? Also, Burns/Smithers have been left on the still racing list.

SO... fixed list (I hope). Feel free to change it if I've screwed something up.

ROUND 2

1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)

Still Racing:
Homer/Marge (married parents)
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Moe/Barney (best friends)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (divorced)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

Eliminated
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

An alliance with Bart and Lisa to get flight information help Homer and Marge come in 4th.

ROUND 2
1st Mr. Burns and Smithers
2nd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
3rd Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th Homer/Marge (married parents)

Still Racing:
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Moe/Barney (best friends)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (hindu parents of octuplets)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)

Eliminated:
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

My inner Skinner loves the fact that these games always involve a lot of following rules and nit-picking the little things. If there's one things I like more than playing games, it is discussions about the exact rules of the games. (I know, I'm a freak, but in a place where the grammer police rule with an iron fist, I feel so very, very comfortable with sharing that.)


Much to the surprise of Miss Alli, God himself got out of the tub to give Flanders a hand during the "Find the one Mango Squishee hidden somewhere in the 500 Grape Squishees" roadblock.

ROUND 2

1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant) (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th team: Homer/Marge (married parents)
5th team: Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)

Still Racing:
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Moe/Barney (best friends)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (divorced)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

Eliminated
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

And in 6th place, after a blazing row with Abe & Jasper, its Moe & Barney!

ROUND 2

1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant) (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th team: Homer/Marge (married parents)
5th team: Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
6th team: Moe/Barney (best friends)

Still Racing:
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (divorced)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

ROUND 2

1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant) (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th team: Homer/Marge (married parents)
5th team: Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
6th team: Moe/Barney (best friends)
7th team: Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)

Still Racing:
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (divorced)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

Patti and Selma smoke, curse, and insult their way to an eighth place finish.


ROUND 2
1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant) (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th team: Homer/Marge (married parents)
5th team: Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
6th team: Moe/Barney (best friends)
7th team: Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
8th team: Patti/Selma (twins)

Still Racing:
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (they work around the elementary school)

Apu nails the aforementioned squishi roadblock. However, this reminds Manjula of the time Apu nailed the squishi delivery woman at the Kwik-e-mart. They have a huge argument but still manage to arrive at the pitstop in 9th.

ROUND 2
1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant) (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th team: Homer/Marge (married parents)
5th team: Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
6th team: Moe/Barney (best friends)
7th team: Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
8th team: Patti/Selma (twins)
9th team: Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)

Still Racing:
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)

Abe and Jasper got slowed down a lot at the squishi roadblock. However, their detour choice of "Paddle the School Canoe" helped them make up a lot of it.

ROUND 2
1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant) (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th team: Homer/Marge (married parents)
5th team: Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
6th team: Moe/Barney (best friends)
7th team: Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
8th team: Patti/Selma (twins)
9th team: Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
10th team: Abe/Jasper (war veterans)

Still Racing:
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)

ROUND 2
1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant) (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th team: Homer/Marge (married parents)
5th team: Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
6th team: Moe/Barney (best friends)
7th team: Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
8th team: Patti/Selma (twins)
9th team: Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
10th team: Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
11th team: Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)


Still Racing:
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Comic Book Guy/ Professor Frink (nerds)

CBG and Frink would've placed first but "that monkey had to pay!" and they managed to get 12th place.

ROUND 2
1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant) (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th team: Homer/Marge (married parents)
5th team: Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
6th team: Moe/Barney (best friends)
7th team: Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
8th team: Patti/Selma (twins)
9th team: Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
10th team: Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
11th team: Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
12th Team: Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)


Still Racing:
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)

Chief Wiggum and Ralph lost their lead because of a shooting detour. Ralph finished quickly once he realised he isn't meant to eat the gun. Clancy realised his shooting skills were a bit off.

ROUND 2
1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant) (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th team: Homer/Marge (married parents)
5th team: Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
6th team: Moe/Barney (best friends)
7th team: Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
8th team: Patti/Selma (twins)
9th team: Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
10th team: Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
11th team: Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
12th team: Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
13th team: Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)

Still Racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)

Eliminated:
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

ROUND 2
1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant) (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th team: Homer/Marge (married parents)
5th team: Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
6th team: Moe/Barney (best friends)
7th team: Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
8th team: Patti/Selma (twins)
9th team: Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
10th team: Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
11th team: Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
12th team: Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
13th team: Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
14th team: Sherri/Terri (twins)

Still Racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)

Eliminated:
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

Edna uses her feminine wiles to have a local lead them to the mat.


ROUND 2
1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant) (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th team: Homer/Marge (married parents)
5th team: Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
6th team: Moe/Barney (best friends)
7th team: Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
8th team: Patti/Selma (twins)
9th team: Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
10th team: Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
11th team: Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
12th team: Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
13th team: Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
14th team: Sherri/Terri (twins)
15th team: Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)

Still Racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)

Eliminated:
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

Helpful nuns direct Rod and Todd to the pit stop.

ROUND 2
1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant) (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th team: Homer/Marge (married parents)
5th team: Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
6th team: Moe/Barney (best friends)
7th team: Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
8th team: Patti/Selma (twins)
9th team: Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
10th team: Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
11th team: Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
12th team: Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
13th team: Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
14th team: Sherri/Terri (twins)
15th team: Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
16th: Rod/Todd (brothers)

Still Racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)

Eliminated:
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

ROUND 2
1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant) (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th team: Homer/Marge (married parents)
5th team: Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
6th team: Moe/Barney (best friends)
7th team: Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
8th team: Patti/Selma (twins)
9th team: Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
10th team: Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
11th team: Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
12th team: Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
13th team: Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
14th team: Sherri/Terri (twins)
15th team: Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
16th: Rod/Todd (brothers)
17th: Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)

Still Racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)

Eliminated:
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

They were just about to be eliminated due to the good doctors arguing about which fast food plastic fork to use to operate on the dying passerby raodblock, but they managed to place (and get back Nick's wristwatch in the process!)

ROUND 2
1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant) (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th team: Homer/Marge (married parents)
5th team: Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
6th team: Moe/Barney (best friends)
7th team: Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
8th team: Patti/Selma (twins)
9th team: Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
10th team: Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
11th team: Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
12th team: Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
13th team: Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
14th team: Sherri/Terri (twins)
15th team: Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
16th: Rod/Todd (brothers)
17th: Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
18th: Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)

Still Racing:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)


Eliminated:
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

Agnes and Seymour narrowly manage to avoid last place, by beating Nelson and Jimbo in a "How Well Do You Know Your Team-mate" challenge.

ROUND 2
1st team: Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant) (because you KNOW they cheated somewhere.)
2nd team: Bart/Lisa (siblings) Everybody wants to help the kids.
3rd team: Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
4th team: Homer/Marge (married parents)
5th team: Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
6th team: Moe/Barney (best friends)
7th team: Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
8th team: Patti/Selma (twins)
9th team: Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
10th team: Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
11th team: Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
12th team: Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
13th team: Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
14th team: Sherri/Terri (twins)
15th team: Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
16th: Rod/Todd (brothers)
17th: Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
18th: Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
19th:Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)

Eliminated:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

Alpha male team Lenny and Carl continue to dominate in challenges.

Round Three:
1st Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)

Still Racing:
Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant)
Bart/Lisa (siblings)
Homer/Marge (married parents)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Moe/Barney (best friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)

Eliminated:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

But the Alphas can barely beat the kids.

Round Three:
1st Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
2nd Bart/Lisa (siblings)

Still Racing:
Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant)
Homer/Marge (married parents)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Moe/Barney (best friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)
Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)

Eliminated:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

Agnes and Seymour make an astounding leap from last place to third. How, you ask? A wizard did it.

Round Three:
1st Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
2nd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
3rd Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)

Still Racing:
Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant)
Homer/Marge (married parents)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Moe/Barney (best friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Sherri/Terri (twins)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)

Eliminated:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

Sherri and Terri skip and chant their way to fourth place.

Round Three:
1st Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
2nd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
3rd Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
4th Sherri/Terri (twins)

Still Racing:
Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant)
Homer/Marge (married parents)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Moe/Barney (best friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)

Eliminated:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

Despite the fact that Ralph didn't pick his nose enough, which caused it to bleed, Chief Wiggum and Ralph manage a 5th place finish

Round Three:
1st Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
2nd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
3rd Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
4th Sherri/Terri (twins)
5th Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)

Still Racing:
Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant)
Homer/Marge (married parents)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Moe/Barney (best friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)

Eliminated:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

Although exhausted from carrying Mr. Burns all the way, Smithers got them to the finish.

Round Three:
1st Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
2nd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
3rd Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
4th Sherri/Terri (twins)
5th Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
6th Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant)

Still Racing:
Homer/Marge (married parents)
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Moe/Barney (best friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)

Eliminated:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

After seeing some Duff in a weird-glue-sniffing incident, Homer skipped to the pit stop with Marge in tow.

Round Three:
1st Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
2nd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
3rd Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
4th Sherri/Terri (twins)
5th Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
6th Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant)
7th Homer/Marge (married parents)

Still Racing:
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Moe/Barney (best friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)

Eliminated:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)

Kurt manages to draw dignity for an 8th place finish

Round Three:
1st Lenny/Carl (best friends/co-workers)
2nd Bart/Lisa (siblings)
3rd Agnes/Seymour (mother/son)
4th Sherri/Terri (twins)
5th Chief Wiggum/Ralph (father/son)
6th Mr. Burns and Smithers (tyrant/sycophant)
7th Homer/Marge (married parents)
8th Kurt/Milhouse (father/son)

Still Racing:
Ned/Rev. Lovejoy (friends)
Moe/Barney (best friends)
Krusty/Kent Brockman (tv personalities)
Patti/Selma (twins)
Apu/Manjula (Hindu parents of octuplets)
Abe/Jasper (war veterans)
Otto/Groundskeeper Willie (educational support workers)
Comic Book Guy/Professor Frink (nerds)
Edna/Ms.Hoover (teachers)
Rod/Todd (brothers)
Dr.Hibbert/ Dr.Nick (doctors)

Eliminated:
Nelson/Jimbo (best friends/bullies)
Cletus/Brandine (slack-jawed yokels)