If you don't know the drill by now, check the "Prison Break" forums. On with the show...

Our first topic is a tribute to Jack and his extended family. And you thought your family tree was twisted...

A is for the anarchy created by Jack's deadbeat dad, Philip.

B is for Bauer the name of this twisted tree.

C is for Aunt Carol, whom Kim was going to see until she got stopped by the cops and later encountered a cougar.

D is for Danger or Dangerous, they all are either in it or are it.

E is for err, for to err is human, to really f*&% up takes a Bauer.

F is for follicly challenged which would describe Jack's brother.

G is for Jack's gravitas. Maybe he should be the anchor for the 6 o'clock news? I can see it now...

Jack: That car-bomb in Glasgow was meant for ME! [points gun at co-anchor] WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?

H is for H&K (Heckler & Koch) which gives us Jack's trademark USP and of late has been supplying everyone in the 24 terrorist world with G36s.

I is for Intelligence. All of the family display high intelligence and a penchant for intelligence work.

J is for Jack, who is now de facto head of the family.

K is for Kim [thankfully] Jack's only daughter.

L is for Lethal, which Jack often is.

M is for macho, which Jack always is!

N is for "the natural"; Josh Bauer.

O is for Orphan, what Kim almost was, and what Jack wished to be.

P is for Philip, Jack's deadbeat dad.

Q is for quirky; this latest experience might turn Josh a bit queer.