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TeresaDee
Feeling any JFC poetry yet? Here's 2 to start us off:

John arrives, wordless
I've got my eye on you, John
John or Zippy heals?

Butchie hurts real bad
What do you want, Butchie Yost?
Filthy room and smack.
drabauer
Room 24 opens
Alone teddy soon will leave to
Catch a perfect wave
Cathode Tube
John don't know some things.
"I don't know Butchie instead."
Sounds better than, "Huh?"
sallyrover
"See God" says John
Piercings Like In a Furnace
Don't do that again

McCall and Wolcott
Ride box cars on the growing
Doctor Smith Love Train
walnutqueen
Mitch Yost levitates
Butchie Yost shoots heroin
Shaunie Yost rides waves

Zippy the parrot
dead in his cage, then risen
Kiss of life to Shaun
kq338
Congratulations!
Did not purchase a backup,
At Pete's Pistol Hut.

You came back for me.
Smoke another fattie, Joe!
Turn out your pockets.

Where Ramon is from,
They would build Mitch a Shrine, Kai.
Sean will soon be gone.
sacoha
John is sexier
With mussed hair and sweaty face.
Thanks, bad guys in van!
kq338
The Hawaiian
The shape-changing mope
Has got his eye on you, Bill.
I'm Steady Freddy.

John
Ouch, my F&$#ing leg!
What do you want Butchie Yost?
I gotta sell it!

Barry
The Snug Harbor.
I'm going to level it.
Spare room twenty-four.

Bill
A goddamn disgrace!
Keep your circulars current!
Got my eye on YOU!

Butchie
John, Dos! Minimum!
You're here to surf with THE BEAST!
Rocket fuel. Vroom. Vroom.

Shaun
Sixth grade... it was good.
Jo Jo made it through his heat.
Anyways. Okay.

Cissy
You been gettin' high?
Instamatic camera.
I'll watch my own head.

Linc
Amen my brother.
Couple of fun ones, eh Mitch?
The thing is the thing.

Cass
I like vintage.
I'd love to shoot you for it.
Where is your poultice?

Kai
What does boning mean?
I'm not Mitch's wife, Sissy.
Or Butchie's mother.

Vietnam Joe
Slip you a mickey,
Then forget to roll with you.
The babe in the woods.
drabauer
Bravo kq!

Zippy

Bobs and weaves he and
Freddie's shape-changing lizard
Know a thing or three
kq338
Dr. Smith and Rose Lady

Snug Harbor Motel...?
Uh, you want a Cadillac?
Oh, a catalog!

Ramon
Anti... Dioxins.
Had a miracle last night.
Forget something, Doc?

Dickstein
W... M... D...
Fiasco fresh in our minds.
F&$# Room Twenty-Four.
TeresaDee
Michael Smith wanders
"The Physician", not a Doc
What's his calling now?

Bill mourns dear Lois
Through Zippy he tells the tale
Watch out for the stairs!
TeresaDee
John goes on the town
Who changed today due to him?
Eco-warrior!

Marie is in five pieces
Freddy prepares for war
Or might it be six?
kq338
Nice work TeresaDee. Let's be sure to count those syllables. :)

In the camera,
Eco-warriors unite.
Work over there, Cass.
TeresaDee
Visions but no cash
A long way from the midwest
A leap of faith, Cass.

[sorry about the previous syllabic misadventure! :) ]
kq338
Tina and Linc at the Bar
We know each other.
Oh. A cosmopolitan.
Keep me in the game

Aerosmith on Cissy's Outrage.
Cissy's got a gun.
Ev'ry body... on the run.
She has just begun.
kq338
There's the assassin!
Joe is a Doubting Thomas.
In my Father's word.
walnutqueen
Link Stark is a shark
He smells blood in the water
Amen, my brotha

Mayo, pickles, salt
I don't know how he likes it
I never asked him

I find this turn of
events disturbing says Bill
Shaun - Miracle Boy?
drabauer
Vengeance must be served!
Remember what we did here
Hit the floor troopers!
TeresaDee
Reefer policy?
Vietnam Joe is loaded
Mother may I---please?
kq338
Bravo to my fellow JFC poets. I like reading this thread to relax.

Here's my newest contribution:

Skate as well as surf?
How he gets around on land.
Out of the sun now.
sallyrover
We prefer you don't
We wish you wouldn't, Cissie
Spare Shaunie the sight

Frat Boy and the Cop
Vietnam Joe has a spliff
That was time well spent
TeresaDee
The human parrot
(Where's Zippy when you need him?)
Sermon at the Snug
TeresaDee
Linc thinks "miracle".
Are the altar boys safe yet?
Beam me up, Monad.
drabauer
Sometimes you don't know
When you are really hurting;
Let's go get wet Schaun!
Pallas429
Shaun is much improved.
Shaun wishes Zippy didn't.
Shaun will soon be gone.
kq338
The Halo Effect.
My... portal capacity.
The U.N., baby!
Pallas429
Zippy phoenix bird:
cockamamie cockatiel,
kisses Shaun, tells Bill.
kq338
My father has more
Big and huge for me Cass/Kai.
The ones and zeros.
sallyrover
Ramon's shuffleboard
The zeros and ones are wrong
Why reward failure?
Lucille
Tiki god works here;
Mountain, sea, moon and chopper.
John mocks, "Stare me down!"

John's three ring circus.
Shaun knows more than he lets on.
Butchie kept the faith.

A slow unfolding . . .
What the fuck is going on?
Father's big and huge.
EduardoDinero
People speculate
about John
and all of his friends.

Interpretations
that he's God
or a messenger.

It could be simple
stories are
but Milch won't tell us.
Pallas429
"John" will soon be gone?
The police should be involved.
Justice must be served.

Hang ten, then, wipe out?
Or a network's hang-man's bluff?
My father's word: Fuck!

Free will/pay-TV?
My father rues creation:
Maybe an off-week.
TeresaDee
Shaun juggles online
Potatoes are his first choice
Circus, anyone?

Shaun gone, but how soon
Father, Son and Holy Shaun?
A three-ring circus.
TeresaDee
The chemist arrives
Reality check for Mitch
Hey, why aren't you home?
sallyrover
Captain Crunch in IB
Driving a cool wave shaped rig
You give me Fever

Doc Smith and Barry
Fight unreal estate demons
Leave bar "Just married."
TeresaDee
You rock, Sallyrover! Love the allusion to Johnny Fever. And "unreal estate."
sallyrover
Thanks!

Just one more episode
On which we will sink or swim
The wave lifts them up
thatguy01
Watching from the sand
Watching through the camera
Waiting in the surf
Fisher King
John Shaun Zippy gone
Look in Cass' camera
Work here you Snuglings
kq338
Zippy wiped from face
Of Earth. Different weight class.
On my watch! Jesus.
walnutqueen
The Chemist sees Mitch
and knows he has more to learn
but not from Mitch Yost
Lucille
Shut up, Cissy Yost.
Porn Queen birthed the Messiah.
What do you want. This.
TeresaDee
Where is the monad?
Back from Cincinnati now.
He's no lame, that John.
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