Drew says his allegience is to Cheryl (big surprise there), but if she can't win then is rooting for Joey/Kim. Is there some sort of former boybanders alliance?

Or possibly, "the force" won't be with them if they let a fellow boybander fall to "the darkside"

In fact, Lance says that Joey's dancing is what got him noticed for *NSYNC in the first place. "He was actually noticed by Justin [Timberlake] and Chris [Kirkpatrick] on the dance floor at a club, and they were like, 'you need to be in our group.'"

Miley Cyrus about her Dad: "He's looking buff," she told PEOPLE. "He came out to dance tonight and I was like 'Snaaap. Look at those arms.' And he's got a six pack now. We go swimming every day in our hot tub and he's got little abs.

If ABC can make this happen I will be one happy camper

Dancing with the Hairspray Stars?

Macy Gray won't consider any future openings, either. The guest singer says she "can't dance a lick." But she's rooting for Laila Ali and Joey Fatone — oh, and the one she can't keep her eyes off, either: Apolo Anton Ohno. "He's a skater, but he can dance, too," says Gray. Then she shocks you with her observations. "He has a huge bulge," she says, straight-faced. "Have you seen it in his tight pants? Is that a sock?"

After some 'commotion and flapping' the curtains from the upper class section ripped open to reveal Mills-McCartney in white trousers and a bright pink boob tube.

Fashion writer Henry Conway who was onboard said: "Heather suddenly appeared with her dance partner and rushed down premium economy doing a dance.'

'We were at the end of our tether after flying through the night with nothing to keep us occupied. We'd all lost our sense of humour.'

'We were stunned and moved our legs out of the way, just in case they got caught up in the frenzy.'

They were actually telling people to keep him on! We've come a long way, Baby Ballroomers!

John and Edyta were just on Ellen.Not a whole lot to see.

Clyde has the right to feel tired and like DWTS is too much for him. Good for him for telling his fans the truth that he has enough, instead of taking up someone else's space.

Because there's nothing irate passengers love more than a couple of people from first-class flouncing back to perform a bizarre stunt.

She's also able to stand up to the partner-teacher, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, with whom she's paired. He's brought past partners on the show to tears, Ali said.

I think the backstage stuff is more entertaining than the actual results show. Would love to have seen Tony and Ian playing judge while audience members danced.

What was the reason again he's not on there this time around again? I had heard that it had something to do with the height of the female contestants, but I was thinking it might be because he was so busy with the tour he wanted some down time.

.....While the former Beatle understands Mills' ''insatiable need'' to be in the spotlight -- and is happy she raised tons of money for animal charities he also supports -- the source says he thought ''the whole thing was frankly pretty tacky.''

After all, if Cliff Clavin and Steve Sanders can learn how to dance then so can I! And if a charity campaigner can be considered a star then so am I!

Question: Now that a total of four women have been voted off Dancing with the Stars, there is only one female celebrity (Laila Ali) left. Do you think that a woman will ever win Dancing with the Stars again? I think it will be difficult because the majority of viewers are women, and they tend to vote for the male celebrities they like. Or perhaps the male celebrities have greater fan bases. And thank you for your column. It's the first thing I read on Mondays and Fridays.— Maggie

Matt Roush: Thank you. And thanks for the question. It is curious that in this casserole of quasi-celebrity that makes up the cast of Dancing with the Stars, beauty queens and supermodels don't have a lot of staying power. Neither, ultimately, does a tabloid queen from across the pond. (Personally, I was bummed when Paulina was the first to go. She was such a good sport.) Meanwhile, on the male side, a disengaged former NBA star stays on longer than he should (though he's thankfully gone now), and a lead-footed (albeit charming) country star sails through. Doesn't exactly seem fair, but I think it's a fair assumption that because Dancing's appeal skews largely female (and possibly gay, but let's not generalize), hot guys, cute guys, funny guys, even a "teddy bear" like John Ratzenberger (think Jerry Springer) may earn more viewer votes. I'm not sure Laila Ali can actually beat Apolo Anton Ohno or possibly Joey Fatone this season, but she's clearly not giving up without a fight. Too bad this wasn't Stacy Keibler's season. (She should never have placed third to Jerry Rice's No. 2.) I'm not saying no woman can ever win this competition again. I'm just saying she'll have to be at least as good as Stacy, and probably come into the show with a larger pre-existing fan base.

The Ellen DeGeneres Show (3-4 p.m., NBC10) American Idol judge Simon Cowell; Dancing With the Stars contestants Joey Fatone and Kym Johnson; 11-year-old Abigail Parker talks about saving her diabetic mom from a car crash.

Hough wore sleek, sparkly leopard stripes; Ohno had matching cuffs. (What? You don't remember the cuffs? That's because you were too busy gawking at Ohno's buttery hips).

Apolo, Julianne, Yoey and Kim will be attending the annual Barnstable Brown Gala on Derby Eve in Louisville next week.

Polly Pocket couple