RIP the first incarnation of this thread.

We've all seen those moments that make us snicker like pre-teens and wish we could elbow someone conspiratorially. My favorite so far is from Good Deal with Dave Lieberman. Cute Dave was making letter-shaped cookies with some kids, and he made one of his first initial. The first thing he says? "I've got a big D!" Oh, I just bet you do, Davey.

What about you? Share with the class, please.

It looks like a very dumb movie, but every time I see the trailer for "Epic Movie" I get the giggles during the part where the "Lucy" character kicks the beaver. "A talking beaver! Ah!"

I can't remember if anybody posted this one in the posts that got sucked into the Rift, but anyway.

Episode 8 of Torchwood, the headquarters of TW goes into lockdown. Doors lock, power goes down, etc. Jack shouts for Ianto, and meets him on a short staircase. Ianto has a torch in his hand, which immediately swings into an erect position.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/dre...es/NDVD_057.jpg

Given the general tone of the show, Ianto's torch-wood (see what I did there?) may well have been intentionally dirty foreshadowing the two of them coupling up, kinda, too.

Yeah, I kind of doubt anything on Torchwood is unintentionally dirty. They probably have brainstorming sessions about how to work in more innuendos.

Yeah, I'm still trying to wrap my head around the stopwatch thing later that episode.

Last night on Law and Order, when referring to nailing a defendant for murder, McCoy uttered this immortal line:

"I need the biggest stick I can get my hands on"

Heh.

Jeff Probst has so many good moments when doing the play-by-play on competitions. Some gems, unfortunately no longer in order:
Ozzie's holding his pole. He's reaching. He needs a longer pole! Yul has his pole together. Is his pole long enough? Whose pole is longer?
Ah, good times!

Commentators are always a great source of moments that appeal to the 12 year old in me. A couple of classics from British sporting commentators:

David Coleman did half the sports commentaries for the BBC for years. He made so many slip-ups that could be mis-interpreted that they became known as "Colemanballs". The most famous comes from a race in which Alberto Juantorena was on his way to a gold medal in (I think) the 400m:

"The big Cuban opened his legs and showed his class"

And (from radio, admittedly, but well worth the mention), having watched Ian Botham accidentally walk into his stumps, despite his best efforts to step over them (cricket, so I realise 99% of TWOP has no idea what I'm on about):

"He didn't quite manage to get his leg over..." followed by about 5 minutes of schoolboy giggling. No exaggeration. Good to know they're just as bad as me.

Miles O'Brien, the CNN science reporter, owns this thread. Do you guys remember that clip of him talking about the size and shape of NASA's next shuttle? I think he actually had a model rocket positioned in his lap in a rather, erm, interesting way. The Daily Show actually picked up the clip and ran it with minimal jokes because it was so damn funny.

O'Brien, though, TOTALLY won my respect because he went on TDS a few days later and was quite good-humored about the whole thing. I think he even brought the model rocket along.

One of our local sportscasters for the Sacramento Kings (basketball for the sports challenged) always talks about penentration during games. We've turned it into a drinking game but we never seem to make it to the end of the game since we're always sloshed by the 3rd quarter (yes, he really says the word that much per game).

On Babylon 5, the telepath Lyta Alexander is genetically modified so she can carry the essence of aliens called Vorlons around inside her head (or something, it's not really made clear). After one Vorlon leaves her, she says "You didn't have to pull out of me so fast. You hurt me." Writer J. Michael Straczynski didn't realize it at all until some of the actors got together and let him know.

On an Australian morning talk show recently, they had a cooking segment where the guest chef asked the male host to whisk something for her. He did, but the camera then proceeded to film him vigorously whisking from the chest up, so you couldn't see the bowl and all you saw was his look of intense concentration and a very active right arm...

I giggled :-)

Then found out later that it was done on purpose as comedic relief. I think I'd rather just think I was 12.

Leave it to Beaver is a goldmine for this topic.

Mrs. Cleaver: "Don't forget your rubbers, Beaver."

Or

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver?"

Oh my God!
Holy shit, cannot stop laughing.

Speaking of unintentionally dirty moments, I was watching Foster's Home for Imaginary Kids' newest ep (Say It Ain't Sew). And one of the characters, Bloo, was waiting around for his "buddy" in a fabric store, so they could go to the fair (thus the buddy). In his mind, its taking so long that when his buddy finally is ready to go, he's all old and withered up and his buddy (who was already ancient) had turned into a skeleton on a sewing machine.

The unintentional dirty part? The character looked like a shriveled up penis. LMAO! I am serious, the way the character is design, it looks like this. But when they added wrinkles... XD

Yeah, I am twelve... But being honest, I am sure its intentional, but nobody said anything.

I think this got lost too in the Great Meltdown:

I think it was a commercial for Toyota (at any rate, a car company), and at the end of the commercial, the letters drop in one by one: G O F A R T H E R so that if you freeze-framed and advanced frame by frame, you'd get: G O F A R T

While not a particular fan of potty things like that, it was hysterical in a 12-year-old way, so I rewound back and forth over and over, laughing harder each time.

What about this thing?
It's like some feminist nightmare of a dick with teeth. And limbs!
And they're not any less phallic (or unattractive) IRL.

Isn't that supposed to be on the Disney Channel. :) And, ha!



Ew. *snickers*

Welp, I am off to become a better person and grow the eff up. :)

Well, as the Wikipedia article notes,

"I Love Lucy" has a number of great ones for this, most due to changing slang. The one best example I can think of off the top of my head:

Lucy: Ethel! Fred! Stop fighting!
Ethel: Who's fighting? That's how we make love!


The all-time best, I-totally-can't-believe-they-got-away-with-that moment, though, is from the episode where Lucy writes that lousy musical for the Wednesday Afternoon Fine Arts League. Ethel plays Lilly, of the Valley, and Lucy plays Camille, "the snaggle-toothed old gypsy queen". For some reason, Lucille Ball played Lucy-as-Camille with a really pronounced speech impediment. Best moment? When Lucy-as-Camille gestures to a bench, then says quite clearly to Ethel-as-Lilly, "C'mere, and shit down..." You can actually see Lucille Ball react ever-so-slightly as she realizes what she just unintentionally said, and the audience, of course, goes nuts, but CBS let it stay in.

I'm a huge Golden Girls fan. There are scenes in various episodes where the ladies do a group hug. I've always noticed that Bea Arthur ("Dorothy") puts her arm around the other person's lower waist rather than across their backs or around their necks like the other characters do. Also, even in scenes that aren't sad or emotional, she would sometimes rub other characters' hands as she talked, or stroke their arms with her finger, or wrap her arm around their necks while having a normal conversation. I don't know if she was directed to do that or if Bea is just naturally a touch-feely person. In any case, it's just something I've observed. But she always was and always will be my favorite character on that show.

emace wrote upthread:

Nickelodeon used to have a fun cartoon called "The Angry Beavers". I first found it in the Saturday 7 a.m. slot after having been up all Friday night. After a commercial break, the announcer intoned: "We now return to The Angry Beavers" or something similar. I cracked up and all these images of angry genitalia yelling at each other flashed across my consciousness. Which is odd, because the titular characters didn't really look like vulvas or beavers (click the link for pictures). The power of suggestion, I guess.

Not one of my finer moments.

Late one evening I was scrolling through the guide and my husband said "Stop! Whoa-that might be something hot"

all we could see was "The Naked....." ...................and then I looked at the channel. It was Nickelodeon, and some show called The Naked Brothers Band.

Not as hot.

From the 06/25/2007 episode of Hell's Kitchen:

Voiceover Guy: “Vinnie wants to impress Chef Ramsay with his meat.”

Related to that, how about all those damn "Hillshire Farm" commercials that end with "Go Meat!" I can't be the only one who finds that dirty.

Yeah, also the Naked Chef? Isn't naked, not even a little.

Now how did I miss that?

I almost fell off the chair last night when Chef Ramsey said, "Fuck me senseless." Of course all we heard was "Beep me senseless." But I will share that my dirty mind said, "Yes Chef, right away Chef."

I always giggle at that title!

Last night on Top Chef, the Quickfire challenge was to scoop up as much seafood from an aquarium as you could, then prepare a dish. People were trying to open conch (pronounced "conk") shells, which is mad difficult to do without the right tool. Leading to this gem by a male chef:

"I don't have time to dick around with my conch."

And, Bravo didn't bleep any of it.

I have been quoting that at work all week! That will never not be funny!

An L&O rerun last night had McCoy and company going after the matriach of a powerful, well-known family.

The woman's name? Regina Mulroney, with the pronunciation rhyming with a certain part of the female anatomy.

And of course, they had to say the name over and over and OVER again.

Must have taken every ounce of willpower they had for the actors not to completely lose it.

From Hell's Kitchen:



and

I giggled at both quotes. Hee!

Food shows are dirty! In a good way.

Topic? I posted this in the show's thread, but there is a house flipping show called "The Real Estate Pros" and the company featured used to be on A&E's "Flip This House". Well, the guy who owns this company has all these stupid catch phrases and he used to use this one all the time: "Get in. Get out. Go home". And I would just laugh and laugh every time becuase I'm 12. He has since quit using it. I wonder if somebody tipped him off ...

I spent a little too much time trying to figure out what rhymes with "Mulroney"...

I'm 12 and I'm slow.

Don't feel bad avid reader, I did the same thing!

They must know that title raises an eyebrow.

I feel dirty for this one but I can't help it. So that commercial where the dad insists that his son text message whenever he can? He keep stressing text with this hand, do [whatever activity] with the other. So the dad throws the phone under the door while his son is in the bathroom. Is he saying you can text even while you [do what many guys/teenagers do alone in the bathroom]?

Haven't seen it, so I don't know. But being twelve, I'm amused that this question was asked by someone called shootingstar.

Hee, an unintentionally dirty online moment!

Hee. I giggled like a schoolgirl at that. And I got a cheap thrill out of one of the female contestants yelping "Hot behind! Hot behind!"

I really am twelve.

Sorry for the double-post, but it's been a few days.

While watching Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman (because forget about twelve, I'm four), three of the kids were arranging planets to make a scale model of the solar system in a certain amount of time, when one of the boys blurts out, "Where's Uranus?!"

...I'm going to hell, I'm pretty sure.

I laughed at that, too. And didn't he add "(one of the guys) has no trouble with his meat" or something like that? They had to have done that on purpose.

Hee. That reminds me of Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man, trying to master 90's slang. "You sure matched his meat. You really licked his ass." And Sly's exasperated reply: "You mean he met his match. And I kicked his ass, I didn't lick it."

I was listening to (not watching) some sort of infomercial when the announcer said: "But hoooooold on...". My 12 year old brain heard butthole and I literally said: heh, heh, he said "butthole". Yeah, those 10 extra years of schooling really helped me. My parents must be proud.

eta: wouldn't you know it, this is the post that bumped me from a couch potato into a fanatic. Butthole, indeed.

Is it just me or does that wiki pic of the angry beavers look like the perfect illustration for the beaver who just got laid and the beaver who didn't?

I don't know if this counts or if it's intentional or even dirty or just hoyay but has anyone else noticed what we at my house like to call "The Gay Biker Shampoo Ad"? A (female) babe with gorgeous hair hands off her shampoo to a long-haired biker dude who then reappears with long gorgeous hair then they cut to two more mean-looking biker dudes who are totally turned on by the long-haired biker dudes sexy tresses. Just me? Okay, I'll go back to lurking, then.

Hee - I thought they were more like WTF, Dude? But I am jealous of his long, shiny locks.

OMG I really had no idea my postname was a slang term for NOT "mastering your domain" *Blushes profusely*

I guess this is less an Unintentionally Dirty TV Moment than an Unintentionally Dirty Directv Moment, but . . . There's a show on the Fine Living Channel called "Great Cocktails." How does the DTV programming guide abbreviate that?

"Great Cock."

"Great Cock." Hee.

There was this one episode of Boston Legal where Brad is going on about how he's a better lawyer than the opposing guy, that he went to law school with him, and he goes, "I licked his ass in moot court," and by his intonation, I never took it as anything other than meaning "I beat him in moot court," until Denny goes, "You licked a man's ass?"

Hee! I hadn't noticed "Great Cock", but I have noticed that very often on my digital cable program guide, the program titles are abbreviated in ways that make you wonder if whoever is inputting them for the cable company is having fun. Yesterday I noticed the movie "Fun With Dick and Jane" was listed on the guide as "Fun With Dick", which sounds like the porn version of the movie.

I vaguely remember an episode of Homicide: Life On The Street (a series not known for its "I'm twelve!" moments), where the pathologist played by Michelle Forbes, Dr. Julianna Cox, arrives at a crime scene only to be told her investigation can't proceed because they're waiting for her colleague Dr. Kuntz. I couldn't believe what I'd heard.

Do Hell's Kitchen quotes count as 'unintentional' dirty TV moments?