mandragor
Jan 25, 2007 @ 8:45 pm
I thought Boobella's last moments were kind of awesome. I haven't liked the actor much, but when she's just being evil/spiteful/STUPID!Hot, it so works for me. Especially in that outfit with the red belt. (Almost gave her a booty, huh Bill?!)
But those nasty, spiteful moments before supercuts shot her were great. How STUPID were she and Isaac coming to the house! WTF!? As if Isaac and his lone gun were enough protection? (Then again, didn't Sasha always carry a gun in her underwear....) Anyway, it seemed like just plot service and way too capricious/reckless for her based on how cautious she's been in the past.
run4thehills
Jan 25, 2007 @ 9:51 pm
I totally admit I am a marshmellow. I teared up when Jack was crying over julia and Alfred put his hand on jack's head to comfort him. Macho men crying gets me everytime! Good soap right there.
escapetochg
Jan 25, 2007 @ 10:14 pm
Julia is still stupid even while we though she was a goner. How is Julia ever going to get away from Supercuts?
For a super rich man, Supercuts gave Julia one of the cheapest engagement rings that I have ever seen.
I miss Boobella. Jack looked super hot tonight!
Also Christine said she went to medical school, how worthless was she last night when they where trying to bring Julia back to life?
dubbel zout
Jan 26, 2007 @ 11:52 am
For a super rich man, Supercuts gave Julia one of the cheapest engagement rings that I have ever seen.
I've been meaning to mention that too. That stone is hilariously tiny. Julia should be able to blind anyone just by flashing the ring at the right angle.
Bill C
Jan 26, 2007 @ 12:02 pm
At least we can be absolutely certain that Sasha's dead: Catalina Rodriguez's name was pulled from the opening credits in last night's episode. First time I've seen any of the MNTV novelas do that, too.
Prettyeyes
Jan 26, 2007 @ 12:03 pm
RIP, Boobella. Too bad those things weren't bulletproof.
escapetochg
Jan 26, 2007 @ 1:18 pm
RIP, Boobella. Too bad those things weren't bulletproof.
OMG that was hilarious. Boobella has a movie coming out in the spring.
Tonights epi Michael goes after Jack's sister? Supercuts has a "friend" news to me!! Yes, Jack has 9 lives.
WATCH OVER ME
Jan 26, 9/8 c - Looking for Trouble
Despite Michael’s plans for a second wedding, Julia decides she wants to follow her heart. Meanwhile Michael may be itching for something…in the form of a friend’s sister. And a raid of Sasha’s house leaves Jack to face death yet again.
run4thehills
Jan 26, 2007 @ 2:17 pm
There's a scene in the opening montage where Michael is in bed with a dark haired woman-NOT Julia-(where she flips her head back) I assumed it was Sasha but now that she is Purina dog food, that has to be Caitlyn. ??
Bill C
Jan 26, 2007 @ 2:31 pm
It would figure, wouldn't it? Caitlin is rather judgment-impaired...unless she's trying to get close to Supercuts to find out what happened to Steve the Twit...
escapetochg
Jan 26, 2007 @ 3:00 pm
I think Caitlin just wants to get into Supercut's pants to thank him for her new sports car and the chance to maybe become Mrs. Supercuts because Caitlin seems like the kind of girl that could get used to living the high life. Besides she hasn't even been seen crying over Steve nor her first boyfriend so she is ready to start again and trap herself another man that will be dead soon. All her men die.
dubbel zout
Jan 26, 2007 @ 4:01 pm
Caitlin isn't quite as dumb as a box of hair, but she isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer either. Even though she still seems bummed about Steve, all those flirty side looks she gives Supercuts when they discuss the Medusa portrait mean something. We know Michael is a dog, so he'll probably sleep with her just because he can.
MulletorHater
Jan 26, 2007 @ 5:42 pm
Um, gotta snicker at the fact that most of us are more upset at Boobella dying than Julia(like she's REALLY dead, pfft)...tee hee.
Heh. Yeah, that
is kind of foul, isn't it? I know Julia is supposed to be the heroine of this piece, but for some reason I couldn't muster up nary a tear for her.
RIP, Boobella. Too bad those things weren't bulletproof.
Those things did have quite a shelf life, didn't they? LOL!
I'm just shocked that a villianness was killed off this early, and that kills [no pun intended] my theory about her and Supercuts having angry sex.
It would figure, wouldn't it? Caitlin is rather judgment-impaired...unless she's trying to get close to Supercuts to find out what happened to Steve the Twit...
This one I can believe now that I think about it. Not only is Caitlin a judgment-impaired skank, but she's a
judgmental one as well! I have no doubt she'll be "thanking" Supercuts for the sportscar. I think Caitlin is way too shallow to even consider getting close to Supercuts to find out what happened to her taken man. Her incurious nature regarding Pete is simply appalling. She dogged old boy out, acts all broken up about it for 2 seconds, he leaves and she's not in the
least worried or asking her brother if he's heard from Pete. As for Steve, her primary concern was that he took the $5 million and left with another woman.
mandragor
Jan 26, 2007 @ 7:16 pm
Very odd that they took Catalina Rodriguez's name out of the credits. Did they change the images? She was all over that thing.
Weird, though--in WWG, for example, Joan Severance has been in the credits since the get-go and has yet to make her appearance. Why wouldn't they just add her in the middle, if they'd do something comparable w/ Rodriguez?
Andre w/ the big old knife starts to make me rethink whether or not he's an inside man or not. Pretty gross.
Prettyeyes
Jan 27, 2007 @ 11:26 am
Looks like Julia's going to stick with Jack-for now, anyway, I guessing. Nothing like a near-death experience to straighten out one's priorities, especially on their wedding day. If I had even half as many doubts about my fiance as Julia's had about Michael, I wouldn't even get
engaged to him, let alone marry him.
Speaking of Michael, exactly which part of "Stay away from my family" did he not understand? Then again, considering it's "Caitless (Caitlin + clueless)," I'm not suprised. Given that Caitless' judgment where her personal life's concerned has been horrendous, at best, of course she would not only pick another loser, she'd pick the worst of the lot-and given her track record, that's saying something.
Besides she hasn't even been seen crying over Steve
Actually, Caitless was sobbing on her mom's shoulder over Steve the night of the Porter's reunion.
MulletatorHater and
escapetochg: Thanks!
dubbel zout
Jan 27, 2007 @ 12:18 pm
If I had even half as many doubts about my fiance as Julia's had about Michael, I wouldn't even get engaged to him, let alone marry him.
Yeah, but this is Julia we're talking about. In some ways she's dumber than Caitlin.
Bill C
Jan 27, 2007 @ 12:28 pm
Julia is still completely in the dark about the true nature of Supercuts, infuriating as it is to us. Ah, even waiting for the nigh-inevitable "Michael caps someone or beats someone down in front of Julia" revelation is getting old.
Caitlin, now...she's also in the dark, but in a different way. I'm assuming (I missed the immediate aftermath when it aired) that Steve's moronic corpse simply "disappeared" after he went to try to blackmail Supercuts, and Caitlin believes that he bailed with the cash he never got to spend...? This opens the door for her to get close to Supercuts, as his new private freak.
dubbel zout
Jan 27, 2007 @ 3:53 pm
Leandra called Caitlin pretending to have found Steve's phone at the airport (he "left it at the gate"), so Caitlin does think Steve got the money and split without her. Why Jack hasn't put two and two together re: Steve is beyond me. He knows Steve tried to blackmail Michael, right?
escapetochg
Jan 27, 2007 @ 4:40 pm
Natasha had the look of why why why when Supercuts told her he was going out last night after Julia didn't want to meet him for dinner. Poor Natasha, she should just jump on Supercuts already. Life is short and Supercuts hair is shorter so she should get rid of her boring business clothes, borrow some of Boobella's clothes and plan to spend a night making her dreams come true.
Supercuts seems soooo excited at the prospect of bedding Caitlin. He doesn't even notice poor suffering Natasha.
Bill C
Jan 27, 2007 @ 4:56 pm
Supercuts is a freak, after all. And it's Jack's sister. He probably thinks it's another way to keep Jack under his well-manicured thumb. (Now watch--Caitlin will probably blab about her and Steve the Twit's doomed plan to blackmail him.)
And thanks for reminding me of the "airport" thing, dubbel. Natasha should so show up at Supercuts' bedroom door in the doingy-doingy bustier...and probably with a whip.
mandragor
Jan 27, 2007 @ 9:11 pm
Life is short and Supercuts hair is shorter
Bwah!!!! So funny.
IIRC, Jack did NOT know about Steve's attempted blackmailing--is that wrong? I thought he just had been asked by Natasha how well he knew Steve, and then not too long after that was the backseat strangulation. I don't remember if Jack knew Steve had had that initial "meeting" with Michael. Maybe he did--it's been a while, and the non bullet-proof firmament has erased some of my longterm memory.
escapetochg
Jan 28, 2007 @ 2:29 pm
Life is shorter and Supercuts has is even shorter.
Glad you liked my funny. Some days I come up with really good ones!
Supercuts caressing Caitlin's hand gave me the creeps. Anyone else? Did anyone else notice the wedding presents that where thrown out? Maybe super rich people do shit like that but they could have just donated them to a woman's shelter. Still have to laugh at Julia's cheap ass ring.
siskodax
Jan 28, 2007 @ 8:52 pm
Her incurious nature regarding Pete is simply appalling. She dogged old boy out, acts all broken up about it for 2 seconds, he leaves and she's not in the least worried or asking her brother if he's heard from Pete.
Especially since the message he left was an apology for cheating on
her, which should have raised her suspicions about what was going on.
escapetochg
Jan 30, 2007 @ 9:03 am
WATCH OVER ME
Jan 30, 9/8 c - Bombshell
A stunned Julia begins to finally understand the kind of man Michael is, as Jack exposes the truth about her wedding catastrophe. While attempting to assassinate Michael, Isaac finds himself caught in a trap. But a mole in Michael’s organization could be the key to saving his life.
Maybe tonight is the night that Julia FINALLY gets a brain! I wonder who sent the FEDs to check out Supercuts lab???? Maybe Eric since he isn't involved in anything with Supercuts and could help Jack out without him knowing. Maybe Christine becasue she actually has guilty feelings about killing people?? Oh tonight is going to be good!
dubbel zout
Jan 30, 2007 @ 10:30 am
Julia didn't get a brain on Monday; maybe tonight. She's obviously living in her own private Idaho, since anyone with even half a brain would think something is going on at the compound.
I loved the scene where Supercuts was talking to Caitlin then Jack walks in and he abruptly tells her he'll call her back and we never see Caitlin again.
I hope Isaac and Jack team up and take down Michael. I like Isaac for some reason, if if he wasn't such a great henchman for the late, lamented Boobella.
escapetochg
Jan 30, 2007 @ 11:35 am
I like Issac too!
Bill C
Jan 30, 2007 @ 12:54 pm
I still think Isaac's wearing a Cobra T-shirt under his suit, but hey.
Though now I think about how many "name" people have died on this show thus far: Pete, Steve the Twit, and most recently Sasha. At most, we should probably expect...what, two more tops? Maybe three?
MulletorHater
Jan 30, 2007 @ 3:37 pm
Julia didn't get a brain on Monday; maybe tonight. She's obviously living in her own private Idaho, since anyone with even half a brain would think something is going on at the compound.
Considering that her little attempt to snoop may end up costing Natalie her life, she darn well better by herself a clue soon. I thought Julia would have run screaming into the night away from Supercuts after her last conversation with Natalie about the insurance investigation.
mandragor
Jan 30, 2007 @ 7:07 pm
But a mole in Michael’s organization could be the key to saving his life.
Squeee!!!!! Will it be Andre? It has to be somone besides Jack or it wouldn't be worth mentioning.
The scene between Isaac and Jack last night was REALLY hot!! Get Sasha out of the way and the boy can act!
(BTW,
BILL C --Cobra T shirt? I don't get it)
Did anyone catch the nasty look between Leandra and Michael (can't recall if it was Friday or last night) when she talked about how any woman would feel if their wedding didn't happen. Made me think there's more there than just her unrequited lurrve for supercuts--made me think that perhaps they had a past....in any case, there's a story there and somehow Supercuts is responsible for Leandra's wedding not happening. Did he dump her for Gabrielle way back when? Did he kill her luvuh a la Steve the Twit or Pete? Hmmmmmm.
Also--what about the missing wooden box? Leandra has got to be way suspicious now.
The dead scientist on the flash drive is like the bastard child of Owen Wilson and Christopher Lloyd.
Bill C
Jan 30, 2007 @ 7:55 pm
Cobra T shirt? I don't get it
I meant
this Cobra,
mandragor. The 80s cartoon version, that is.
mandragor
Jan 30, 2007 @ 7:59 pm
Thanks Bill C!
Now I do kind of remember that from childhood, but it's hazy.....GI Joe didn't go so well with Monchichi and Fashion Plates;)
But great observation--that's totally Isaac.
OK......do we have a WOM death pool for the next to go? The body count on this one is high already, so it's hard to say!!
run4thehills
Jan 31, 2007 @ 4:44 pm
Gotta say that Jack and Isaac cracked me up last night. I like them begrudgingly working together. And um did Leandra's gaydar just go up about Andre after that little chat with Ryan? Hmmm....
escapetochg
Jan 31, 2007 @ 5:35 pm
Was the room cold enough when Supercuts and Braindead where having lunch together?? Brr I could feel the chill and lack of chemistry. Is Supercuts that desperate for a woman that he is going to settle for Braindead when he could have Caitlin so is so much more hot that Julia and her stupid unmatching outfits? Who wears lime green and coral together?
Love the Isaac/Jack story line. I was disappointed that they teased us into believing that the Feds where coming down on Supercuts last night, guess we have to wait til Friday for the cliff hanger.
mandragor
Jan 31, 2007 @ 6:40 pm
Anyone else notice that Julia and Ryan were wearing the same outfits two days in a row? (The icky aforementioned turqoise and coral.)
She was wearing it when she went to break up with him (and he was in the striped shirt for his pep talk.) And then the next day when Leandra got her big old clue and Julia met the boys at the bar (which......um, duh. Andre frequents that bar. This is from the Lani on WWG school of DUH.) she was still in the mismatched thing. Nice job, MNTV!
escapetochg
Jan 31, 2007 @ 7:44 pm
Yes I noticed the clothes being the same and another thing, most of the actors talk on Tracfones that also come from Walmart. Walmart is the advertiser that gives them the clothes. They could at least get a stylist to match the clothes better!
dubbel zout
Feb 1, 2007 @ 10:35 am
For a brilliant scientist, Alfred is awfully dumb. It's obvious Julia didn't fall far from the tree. Giving the FBI an anonymous tip about the lab? Oh, Alfred. Alfred, Alfred, Alfred. How many times does Jack have to tell you two Flash Drives of Exposition aren't enough to take Michael down?
The search went on way too long. They made such a big deal about Caitlin listening to a CD player that I thought more would come of it. Maybe that's a setup for later.
The scene where Julia wakes up Jack was surprisingly hot (surprising because I don't find Dayanara Torres anything but meh). TC is quite the good kisser. Rrowr.
So now we know about Medusa. Color me bored. I want more action between Andre and Julia's brother. When will Leandra start blackmailing Andre?
MulletorHater
Feb 1, 2007 @ 12:38 pm
Was the room cold enough when Supercuts and Braindead where having lunch together?? Brr I could feel the chill and lack of chemistry. Is Supercuts that desperate for a woman that he is going to settle for Braindead when he could have Caitlin so is so much more hot that Julia and her stupid unmatching outfits? Who wears lime green and coral together?
LOL! Julia's outfits are hit or miss at times. She has such beautiful calves, and I've always thought that her hair and expressive eyes were her best features. Sometimes she looks so gorgeous and I love the way the makeup people play up her eyes such as the night she and Supercuts/Super Freak went to Sasha's party. Then other times, I don't get what the big deal is.
I don't know how much more obvious or how many ways Julia has to make it plain to Supercuts that she is so NOT into him. "I don't feel the same way?" Needs more space? Needs more time? "It's not you, but it's me?" "There's nothing you can do to fix things?" And mind you, she's saying all these things to a guy who can materially give her anything she wants. Even a high school senior knows when they're getting the classic brush-off!
What still mystifies me is how Supercuts could be all over Julia one minute, acting literally brokenhearted and pouting the next because he can't be with her, and still manage to get his mack on elsewhere. I know some men cheat because they can, but damn!
For a brilliant scientist, Alfred is awfully dumb. It's obvious Julia didn't fall far from the tree. Giving the FBI an anonymous tip about the lab? Oh, Alfred. Alfred, Alfred, Alfred. How many times does Jack have to tell you two Flash Drives of Exposition aren't enough to take Michael down?
The moment Julia informed Alred that she knew what was going on, I knew he was going to do something hasty. I just never imagined it was that.
soccered
Feb 1, 2007 @ 2:14 pm
How cute was that little knowing smile Leandra gave Ryan when he was asking about Andre? It was adorable the way Catherine Oxenberg played that scene. Methinks she knows exactly what went on between Andre and Ryan.
mandragor
Feb 1, 2007 @ 3:48 pm
The scene where Julia wakes up Jack was surprisingly hot (surprising because I don't find Dayanara Torres anything but meh). TC is quite the good kisser. Rrowr.
DUDE. dude. DUUUUUDE. Wordy mcwordsalot. It was awesome. I loves me some tongue in primetime. TC is my boy.
MulletorHater
Feb 2, 2007 @ 11:46 am
Oh, my! Was it just me, or did anyone else think Supercuts and Caitlin were quite hot last night?
Bill C
Feb 2, 2007 @ 1:06 pm
Caitlin's a hottie, sure. She's judgment-impaired to a fault, but she's still a hottie. You girls can have Supercuts and his muscle/vein-bound arms, though...
MulletorHater
Feb 2, 2007 @ 1:58 pm
What I found odd is that Michael never seems to have his attacks when he's bedding these women. I'm sure if he had, Julia would have gotten away from him a lot sooner!
escapetochg
Feb 2, 2007 @ 2:18 pm
No thanks Bill, I have no love for Supercuts no matter how ripped he is. He is just so frecking creepy that I can't stand him. Now give me yummy Tom Cahoon any day!!
dubbel zout
Feb 2, 2007 @ 3:00 pm
Supercuts needs a decent haircut to even begin to approach being a contender. That would help soften the Cro Magnon edges a bit.
What's up with Natalie? I get that she's upset about her son and all, but she's starting to take things to a really crazy place. She practically hyperventilated when she saw Julia at the party. I could usually take or leave Natalie, but now I'm starting to actively hate her, and not in the fun way.
Bailey Chase, who played the late, unlamented Steve, showed up on Ugly Betty last night. I was so used to not hearing him say anything (it was kind of a running joke on Angel that he never got any lines) that it was a shock to hear him have more than three words. Hee.
MulletorHater
Feb 2, 2007 @ 3:19 pm
What's up with Natalie? I get that she's upset about her son and all, but she's starting to take things to a really crazy place. She practically hyperventilated when she saw Julia at the party. I could usually take or leave Natalie, but now I'm starting to actively hate her, and not in the fun way.
That was just TOO weird! Even accounting for her having been institutionalized at one time, it still made no sense. It makes even less sense that she would tell ImSoNOTGay that she saw Julia kissing Michael.
run4thehills
Feb 2, 2007 @ 10:17 pm
What up with natalie? That chick is one item short of a combo plate for sure!!! And damn, already tatteling on J&J. Um, that was funny when Alfred walked in on J&J kissing. I think I jumped back as far a Jack did when he yelled!!! tee hee
escapetochg
Feb 3, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
Natalie needs to be wacked. She is too stupid for words.
Natasha needs to find out about Caitlin.
Caitlin needs to run screaming before she sees Supercuts in his true light. Why can't he start bleeding when he is with her? Sex is not stressful enough I guess. Caitlin wastes too much time being the mistress, any decent man must not be up her alley.
Braindead needs to board a plane and disappear because she is just going to piss Supercuts off by being with Jack. Poor Supercuts won't have his perfect wife that he so desperately wants.
I don't even think Supercuts will make it long enough since his "illness" is affecting his brain. LMAO when I saw Supercuts having visions of Boobella. Woohoo Boobella rocks and he needs to think about what he did to her and suffer.
Why do Natasha and Boris need to be in the room when Michael is grilling J & J if they are having an affair?
So many unanswered questions!
mandragor
Feb 3, 2007 @ 9:57 pm
Why do Natasha and Boris need to be in the room when Michael is grilling J & J if they are having an affair?
Because if it's true he gon' keeeeel them. (At least that's his plan.)
Dude, Caitlin is a silly, horsey little girl who can't walk in heels. And she has the worst taste in loser-men.
Supercuts. Le bleah.
Yeah, ITA. When Alfred yelled "HOO-LI-A!!!" I totally jumped.
I get Natalie ratting out J&J since she thought Boris was about to kill her ("I'll cut you") but it totally sucks. She's getting nuttier and nuttier.
I no longer think there's any chance that Boris is a good guy.
Yeah, Supercuts has proved to have zero intuition about women or relationships (his comments about Julia loving him....his comments about Natasha having no feelings...)
run4thehills
Feb 3, 2007 @ 11:53 pm
Ooooo, great Friday cliffhanger!!!! Okay Jack, let's see ya talk your way outta THIS one!!!!
Dayum!!!
Prettyeyes
Feb 5, 2007 @ 5:01 pm
Michael's definitely losing it, since visions of Boobella are dancing through his head. His fling with Caitless is even more proof of Michael's stupidity and hers.Since Supercuts is so arrogant he thinks he can shag Jack's sister without consequences and Caitless is so shallow that she puts danger above security when it comes to men, they both deserve each other and all the misery that's sure to follow.
One more on the NatalieHateTrain. After she easily gave up Jack and Julia just to cover her own ass, my sympathy for her vanished in record time. The truth about Nicolas' death should come out, but at Caroline's pace, not Natalie's, IMO. I think that subconsciously, Caroline knows that Michael's involved, but she's supressing the memory. About Michael's discovery about J/Ju, maybe Jack will use Natalie's BSCness to his advantage.
MulletorHater
Feb 5, 2007 @ 5:17 pm
Caitlin needs to run screaming before she sees Supercuts in his true light. Why can't he start bleeding when he is with her? Sex is not stressful enough I guess. Caitlin wastes too much time being the mistress, any decent man must not be up her alley.
What slays me about Caitlin is that she had a shot at
being "wifey" only to turn around and dog Pete out. Her own brother answered the questions she had about the type of women men are inclined to put on a pedestal and marry compared to those they would just have a fling with. Try as she might, Jack didn't give her the answers she wanted to hear. Out of his own mouth, she heard for herself the type of woman Supercuts considers her to be. And yet she
still wants him! Oy!
Speaking of Pete, who else thinks that Boris and Natasha may have overplayed their hand? I was nearly fell to the floor in a dead faint because the usually shallow Caitlin knew at least one little detail about the fiancé she can't be bothered to think about. Shocking, indeed!
I don't even think Supercuts will make it long enough since his "illness" is affecting his brain. LMAO when I saw Supercuts having visions of Boobella. Woohoo Boobella rocks and he needs to think about what he did to her and suffer.
I thought it was Boobella's curse coming back to haunt Supercuts. That must be SOME virus if it's affecting his brain. At one point, he was actually going to do the decent thing and tell Julia that he was sick. Of course, that all changed with visions of Boobella dancing in his head.
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