Because this game is so much fun.

Don't know how to play? You'll catch on, it's a very simple game. Each poster gets to vote either ++ (if you like the character) or -- (if you dislike the character) for up to three different characters. You may only vote once a day, however keep in mind that doesn't mean 24 hours until your next vote. Once the clock strikes midnight, you can vote again no matter what time your last vote was. eg you are allowed to vote at 11:04 pm on a Tuesday night, and 1:11 am Wednesday morning. When a character is eliminated (gets 0 points) they are dead to us, and if you are given the honor of killing a character, try and make the death as creative and funny as possible. Once half of the characters are eliminated, you're only allowed to give single + votes, however you can still give -- ones.

Gosh, I hope I explained that right. Now, onto the contestants:

10 – Homer
10 – Marge
10 – Bart
10 – Lisa
10 – Maggie
10 - Grandpa
10 – Ned Flanders
10 – Ralph
10 – Nelson
10 – Milhouse
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Lenny
10 – Karl
10 – Mr. Burns
10 – Mr. Smithers
10 – Apu
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Krusty The Klown
10 – Troy McClure
10 – Lionel Hutz
10 – Comic Book Guy
10 – Mayor Quimby
10 – Patty
10 – Selma
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Rev. Lovejoy

Of course, there are many other characters. These were the ones that stuck out in my mind, though. If you can think of any other influential characters that I've forgotten, for surely there are plenty, feel free to add them.

I'll vote first:

Lisa++
Troy McClure++
Ralph++

12 – Lisa
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Ralph
10 – Homer
10 – Marge
10 – Bart
10 – Maggie
10 - Grandpa
10 – Ned Flanders
10 – Nelson
10 – Milhouse
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Lenny
10 – Karl
10 – Mr. Burns
10 – Mr. Smithers
10 – Apu
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Krusty The Klown
10 – Lionel Hutz
10 – Comic Book Guy
10 – Mayor Quimby
10 – Patty
10 – Selma
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Rev. Lovejoy

Mr. Burns++
Apu++
Lionel Hutz++

12 – Lisa
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Ralph
10 – Homer
10 – Marge
10 – Bart
10 – Maggie
10 - Grandpa
10 – Ned Flanders
10 – Nelson
10 – Milhouse
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Lenny
10 – Karl
12 – Mr. Burns
10 – Mr. Smithers
12 – Apu
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Krusty The Klown
12 – Lionel Hutz
10 – Comic Book Guy
10 – Mayor Quimby
10 – Patty
10 – Selma
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Rev. Lovejoy

Ralph -- (He's convinced me never to have children)
Maggie -- (Pointless)
Ned Flanders ++ (The perfect cheery, righteous neighbor from hell!)

12 – Lisa
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Ned Flanders
10 – Ralph
10 – Homer
10 – Marge
10 – Bart
10 - Grandpa
10 – Nelson
10 – Milhouse
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Lenny
10 – Karl
12 – Mr. Burns
10 – Mr. Smithers
12 – Apu
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Krusty The Klown
12 – Lionel Hutz
10 – Comic Book Guy
10 – Mayor Quimby
10 – Patty
10 – Selma
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Rev. Lovejoy
08 – Maggie

Milhouse --
Lisa --
Marge ++

12 – Marge
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Ned Flanders
10 – Lisa
10 – Ralph
10 – Homer
10 – Marge
10 – Bart
10 - Grandpa
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Lenny
10 – Karl
12 – Mr. Burns
10 – Mr. Smithers
12 – Apu
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Krusty The Klown
12 – Lionel Hutz
10 – Comic Book Guy
10 – Mayor Quimby
10 – Patty
10 – Selma
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Rev. Lovejoy
08 – Maggie
08 – Milhouse

Comic Book Guy --
Lisa ++
Quimby --

12 – Marge
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Ned Flanders
12 – Lisa
10 – Ralph
10 – Homer
10 – Marge
10 – Bart
10 - Grandpa
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Lenny
10 – Karl
12 – Mr. Burns
10 – Mr. Smithers
12 – Apu
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Krusty The Klown
12 – Lionel Hutz
10 – Patty
10 – Selma
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Rev. Lovejoy
08 – Comic Book Guy
08 – Mayor Quimby
08 – Maggie
08 – Milhouse

Marge ++ (she's'd been doubled up somwhere accidentally)
Lionel Hutz ++
Selma ++

14 – Marge
14 – Lionel Hutz
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Ned Flanders
12 – Lisa
12 – Mr. Burns
12 – Apu
12 – Selma
10 – Ralph
10 – Homer
10 – Bart
10 - Grandpa
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Lenny
10 – Karl
10 – Mr. Smithers
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Krusty The Klown
10 – Patty
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Rev. Lovejoy
08 – Comic Book Guy
08 – Mayor Quimby
08 – Maggie
08 – Milhouse

Krusty the Klown ++
Patty --
Rev. Lovejoy --


14 – Marge
14 – Lionel Hutz
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Ned Flanders
12 – Lisa
12 – Mr. Burns
12 – Apu
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
10 – Ralph
10 – Homer
10 – Bart
10 - Grandpa
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Lenny
10 – Karl
10 – Mr. Smithers
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
08 – Patty
08 – Rev. Lovejoy
08 – Comic Book Guy
08 – Mayor Quimby
08 – Maggie
08 – Milhouse

Nobody's gay for Moleman.

Lionel Hutz++
Lenny++
Mayor Quimby++ [Vote Quimby! It's not the mayor's fault the stadium collapsed.

16 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Marge
12 - Lenny
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Ned Flanders
12 – Lisa
12 – Mr. Burns
12 – Apu
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
10 – Ralph
10 – Homer
10 – Bart
10 - Grandpa
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Lenny
10 – Mr. Smithers
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Mayor Quimby
08 – Patty
08 – Rev. Lovejoy
08 – Comic Book Guy
08 – Maggie
08 – Milhouse

Bart ++
Lisa ++
Homer ++

16 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Lisa
14 – Marge
12 – Bart
12 – Homer
12 - Lenny
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Ned Flanders
12 – Mr. Burns
12 – Apu
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
10 – Ralph
10 - Grandpa
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Lenny
10 – Mr. Smithers
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Mayor Quimby
08 – Patty
08 – Rev. Lovejoy
08 – Comic Book Guy
08 – Maggie
08 – Milhouse

Everythings coming up Milhouse ++
It was the style at the time Grandpa ++
I enjoy the gossipy wife better Lovejoy --

16 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Lisa
14 – Marge
12 – Bart
12 – Homer
12 - Lenny
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Ned Flanders
12 – Mr. Burns
12 – Apu
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
10 – Ralph
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Lenny
10 – Mr. Smithers
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Milhouse
10 – Mayor Quimby
08 – Patty
08 – Comic Book Guy
08 – Maggie
06 – Rev. Lovejoy

++ Bart
++ Homer
-- Marge

16 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Lisa
14 – Bart
14 – Homer
12 – Marge
12 - Lenny
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Ned Flanders
12 – Mr. Burns
12 – Apu
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
10 – Ralph
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Lenny
10 – Mr. Smithers
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Milhouse
10 – Mayor Quimby
08 – Patty
08 – Comic Book Guy
08 – Maggie
06 – Rev. Lovejoy

Lisa --
Smithers ++
Flanders --

16 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Bart
14 – Homer
12 – Lisa
12 – Marge
12 - Lenny
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Mr. Burns
12 – Apu
12 – Selma
12 – Mr. Smithers
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
10 – Ralph
10 – Ned Flanders
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Lenny
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Milhouse
10 – Mayor Quimby
08 – Patty
08 – Comic Book Guy
08 – Maggie
06 – Rev. Lovejoy

Explain how.

++ Homer (Woo Hoo! In your face Space Cowboy!)
-– Ned Flanders (Take it outside - God Boy.)
++ Karl (Come on Homer, pull yourself together and let's go get loaded.)

16 – Homer
16 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Bart
12 – Lisa
12 – Marge
12 - Lenny
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Mr. Burns
12 – Apu
12 – Selma
12 – Mr. Smithers
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Karl
10 – Ralph
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Milhouse
10 – Mayor Quimby
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Patty
08 – Comic Book Guy
08 – Maggie
06 – Rev. Lovejoy

If your vote is the one to eliminate the contestant, you get to devise a little send off for them. I give the following examples purely out of the bonds of good fellowship: "Homer ate one donut too many and exploded." Or how about: "After slaughtering Fat Tony's entire gang, Maggie systematically turned the gun on herself to avoid a lengthy prison term." If you can't think of anything fitting or proper or amusing, then you have the option of leaving the character's death open to the floor, in which case, it's first come, first serve.

--Lenny (Not Lenny!)
-- Flanders. (Bah. Fanatic.)
--Lovejoy (Bah. Hypocrite.)

16 – Homer
16 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Bart
12 – Lisa
12 – Marge
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Mr. Burns
12 – Apu
12 – Selma
12 – Mr. Smithers
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
10 - Lenny
10 – Ralph
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Milhouse
10 – Mayor Quimby
08 – Patty
08 – Comic Book Guy
08 – Maggie
06 – Ned Flanders
04 – Rev. Lovejoy

Ralph --
Flanders ++
Maggie --

16 – Homer
16 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Bart
12 – Lisa
12 – Marge
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Mr. Burns
12 – Apu
12 – Selma
12 – Mr. Smithers
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
10 - Lenny
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Milhouse
10 – Mayor Quimby
08 – Ralph
08 – Patty
08 – Comic Book Guy
08 – Ned Flanders
06 – Maggie
04 – Rev. Lovejoy

Lisa ++
Maggie ++
Mr. Burns ++

16 – Homer
16 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Bart
14 – Lisa
14 – Mr. Burns
12 – Marge
12 – Troy McClure
12 – Apu
12 – Selma
12 – Mr. Smithers
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
10 - Lenny
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Barney
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Milhouse
10 – Mayor Quimby
08 – Ralph
08 – Patty
08 – Comic Book Guy
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Maggie
04 – Rev. Lovejoy

Comic Book Guy --
Troy McClure ++
Barney --


16 – Homer
16 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Bart
14 – Lisa
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
12 – Marge
12 – Apu
12 – Selma
12 – Mr. Smithers
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
10 - Lenny
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Moe
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Milhouse
10 – Mayor Quimby
08 – Barney
08 – Ralph
08 – Patty
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Maggie
06 – Comic Book Guy
04 – Rev. Lovejoy

Milhouse -- (Nobody likes Milhouse)
Lisa ++
Moe --


16 – Homer
16 – Lionel Hutz
16 – Lisa
14 – Bart
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
12 – Marge
12 – Apu
12 – Selma
12 – Mr. Smithers
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
10 - Lenny
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 – Mayor Quimby
08 – Barney
08 – Ralph
08 – Patty
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Maggie
08 – Milhouse
08 - Moe
06 – Comic Book Guy
04 – Rev. Lovejoy

Apu++
Mr. Smithers++ (Despite him having the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter)
Mayor Quimby++ (I love Grimby)

16 – Homer
16 – Lionel Hutz
16 – Lisa
14 – Bart
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
14 – Mr. Smithers
12 – Marge
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
12 – Mayor Quimby
10 - Lenny
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
08 – Barney
08 – Ralph
08 – Patty
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Maggie
08 – Milhouse
08 - Moe
06 – Comic Book Guy
04 – Rev. Lovejoy

Homer ++
Lisa ++
Bart ++

18 – Homer
18 – Lisa
16 – Lionel Hutz
16 – Bart
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
14 – Mr. Smithers
12 – Marge
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
12 – Mayor Quimby
10 - Lenny
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
08 – Barney
08 – Ralph
08 – Patty
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Maggie
08 – Milhouse
08 - Moe
06 – Comic Book Guy
04 – Rev. Lovejoy

ETS: I had double posted within the same post.

Let's not add any more charcters. With 34, we already have plenty. (Plus, the list is pretty damn exhaustive.)

Barney: --
Patty: --
Comic Book Guy: --

18 – Homer
18 – Lisa
16 – Lionel Hutz
16 – Bart
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
14 – Mr. Smithers
12 – Marge
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
12 – Mayor Quimby
10 - Lenny
10 – Nelson
10 – Martin
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
08 – Ralph
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Maggie
08 – Milhouse
08 - Moe
06 – Patty
06 – Barney
04 – Comic Book Guy
04 – Rev. Lovejoy

Lovejoy --
Martin --
Smithers ++

18 – Homer
18 – Lisa
16 – Lionel Hutz
16 – Bart
16 – Mr. Smithers
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
12 – Marge
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
12 – Mayor Quimby
10 - Lenny
10 – Nelson
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
08 – Martin
08 – Ralph
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Maggie
08 – Milhouse
08 - Moe
06 – Patty
06 – Barney
04 – Comic Book Guy
02 – Rev. Lovejoy

And we have our first fatality...

Rev. Lovejoy --
He perished in a fatal model train incident. Next stop Pearly Gates...

Martin --
Lenny ++

18 – Homer
18 – Lisa
16 – Lionel Hutz
16 – Bart
16 – Mr. Smithers
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
12 – Marge
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
12 – Mayor Quimby
12 - Lenny
10 – Nelson
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
08 – Ralph
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Maggie
08 – Milhouse
08 - Moe
06 – Martin
06 – Patty
06 – Barney
04 – Comic Book Guy

In theory, I agree with tothemax. In theory, communism works.

However, in a show with a good 150 recurring characters, it should be a pretty expansive list. I think that we are missing a few that need to go on the list (characters that have had entire episodes about them, or are generally awesome), and a few others with just as much right as Kent Brockman or Martin.

Need to be added:
Otto
Sideshow Bob

Better than Martin or Rev. Lovejoy (God rest his soul.)
Cletus
Superintendent Chalmers
Dr. Hibbert
McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
Santa's Little Helper
Snake
Dr. Nick

Anybody else think we should add any of these, especially SS Bob and Otto?

JTMacc, I can't think of a more perfect quote to win me over. Add all of the characters you want!

Yeah, those sound good. What about Skinner's mother Agnes? Or Manjula? Oh, and how can I forget Professor Frink?

Like I said, there are hundreds of characters in The Simpsons I wanted to include in this game. I obviously had to end the list somewhere; however if you are all happy with having even more characters included, it's more than fine by me.

Revised List: (again, feel free to add more if you so please)
18 – Homer
18 – Lisa
16 – Lionel Hutz
16 – Bart
16 – Mr. Smithers
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
12 – Marge
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
12 – Mayor Quimby
12 - Lenny
10 – Nelson
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Cletus
10 - Superintendent Chalmers
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
10 - Santa's Little Helper
10 - Snake
10 - Dr. Nick
10 - Agnes Skinner
10 - Manjula
10 - Professor Frink
08 – Ralph
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Maggie
08 – Milhouse
08 - Moe
06 – Martin
06 – Patty
06 – Barney
04 – Comic Book Guy

Milhouse --
Manjula --
Lisa ++


20 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Lionel Hutz
16 – Bart
16 – Mr. Smithers
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
12 – Marge
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
12 – Mayor Quimby
12 - Lenny
10 – Nelson
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Cletus
10 - Superintendent Chalmers
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
10 - Santa's Little Helper
10 - Snake
10 - Dr. Nick
10 - Agnes Skinner
10 - Professor Frink
08- Manjula
08 – Ralph
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Maggie
08 - Moe
06 – Milhouse
06 – Martin
06 – Patty
06 – Barney
04 – Comic Book Guy

Heh. I wrote down at least 10 other characters before I came to the conclusion that SS Bob had to be added, and then I weeded it down to a few more of my favorites. Given that Agnes and Frink were a couple of my cuts ("The easiest part of a coaches job..."), I realized what a good job spentcigarette had already done. I probably should have just added Bob to the list and kept the lid on this can of worms, but I'm just not that kind of guy.

-- Martin (NERRRRRRD!)
++ Moe (Aw man, why can't he find Amanda Hugginkiss?)
-- Nelson (Moooooon River...)


20 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Lionel Hutz
16 – Bart
16 – Mr. Smithers
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
12 – Marge
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
12 – Mayor Quimby
12 - Lenny
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Cletus
10 - Superintendent Chalmers
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
10 - Santa's Little Helper
10 - Snake
10 - Dr. Nick
10 - Agnes Skinner
10 - Professor Frink
08 – Nelson
08 - Manjula
08 – Ralph
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Maggie
06 – Milhouse
06 – Patty
06 – Barney
04 – Martin
04 – Comic Book Guy

Ralph --
Marge --
Maggie --

20 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Lionel Hutz
16 – Bart
16 – Mr. Smithers
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
12 – Mayor Quimby
12 - Lenny
10 – Marge
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Cletus
10 - Superintendent Chalmers
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
10 - Santa's Little Helper
10 - Snake
10 - Dr. Nick
10 - Agnes Skinner
10 - Professor Frink
08 – Nelson
08 - Manjula
08 – Ned Flanders
06 – Maggie
06 – Ralph
06 – Milhouse
06 – Patty
06 – Barney
04 – Martin
04 – Comic Book Guy

Lisa ++
Maggie ++
Martin --

22 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Lionel Hutz
16 – Bart
16 – Mr. Smithers
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
12 – Mayor Quimby
12 - Lenny
10 – Marge
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Cletus
10 - Superintendent Chalmers
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
10 - Santa's Little Helper
10 - Snake
10 - Dr. Nick
10 - Agnes Skinner
10 - Professor Frink
08 – Maggie
08 – Nelson
08 - Manjula
08 – Ned Flanders
06 – Ralph
06 – Milhouse
06 – Patty
06 – Barney
04 – Comic Book Guy
02 – Martin

Marge ++
Maggie ++
Hutz --

22 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Bart
16 – Mr. Smithers
14 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
12 – Mayor Quimby
12 - Lenny
12 – Marge
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Cletus
10 - Superintendent Chalmers
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
10 - Santa's Little Helper
10 - Snake
10 - Dr. Nick
10 - Agnes Skinner
10 - Professor Frink
10 – Maggie
08 – Nelson
08 - Manjula
08 – Ned Flanders
06 – Ralph
06 – Milhouse
06 – Patty
06 – Barney
04 – Comic Book Guy
02 – Martin

Lisa-- [I don't know why she's so high up]
SuperNintendo Chalmers++
Santa's Little Helper-- [He's got nothing on Spunky]

20 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Bart
16 – Mr. Smithers
14 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
12 - Superintendent Chalmers
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
12 – Mayor Quimby
12 - Lenny
12 – Marge
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Cletus
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
10 - Snake
10 - Dr. Nick
10 - Agnes Skinner
10 - Professor Frink
10 – Maggie
08 - Santa's Little Helper
08 – Nelson
08 - Manjula
08 – Ned Flanders
06 – Ralph
06 – Milhouse
06 – Patty
06 – Barney
04 – Comic Book Guy
02 – Martin

(Are we not keeping a list of the deceased?)

Marge ++
Mrs. Krabappel ++
Maggie ++

20 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Bart
16 – Mr. Smithers
14 – Marge
14 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
12 - Superintendent Chalmers
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
12 – Mayor Quimby
12 - Lenny
12 – Maggie
12 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Cletus
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
10 - Snake
10 - Dr. Nick
10 - Agnes Skinner
10 - Professor Frink
08 - Santa's Little Helper
08 – Nelson
08 - Manjula
08 – Ned Flanders
06 – Ralph
06 – Milhouse
06 – Patty
06 – Barney
04 – Comic Book Guy
02 – Martin

Comic Book Guy ++
Ralph ++
Martin -- (get him outta the way)

20 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Bart
16 – Mr. Smithers
14 – Marge
14 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
12 - Superintendent Chalmers
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
12 – Mayor Quimby
12 - Lenny
12 – Maggie
12 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Cletus
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
10 - Snake
10 - Dr. Nick
10 - Agnes Skinner
10 - Professor Frink
08 - Santa's Little Helper
08 – Nelson
08 - Manjula
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Ralph
06 – Milhouse
06 – Patty
06 – Barney
06 – Comic Book Guy

Barney --
Santa's Little Helper --
Agnes Skinner --

20 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Bart
16 – Mr. Smithers
14 – Marge
14 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
12 - Superintendent Chalmers
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Carl
12 – Mayor Quimby
12 - Lenny
12 – Maggie
12 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Cletus
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
10 - Snake
10 - Dr. Nick
10 - Professor Frink
08 - Agnes Skinner
08 – Nelson
08 - Manjula
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Ralph
06 - Santa's Little Helper
06 – Milhouse
06 – Patty
06 – Comic Book Guy
04 – Barney

-- Barney (set up for the kill)
-- Carl
-- McBain

Woohoo!
20 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Bart
16 – Smithers
14 – Marge
14 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
12 - Superintendent Chalmers
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 – Mayor Quimby
12 - Lenny
12 – Maggie
12 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Cletus
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - Carl
10 - Snake
10 - Dr. Nick
10 - Professor Frink
08 - Agnes Skinner
08 – Nelson
08 - Manjula
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Ralph
08 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
06 - Santa's Little Helper
06 – Milhouse
06 – Patty
06 – Comic Book Guy
02 – Barney

(Annoyed Grunt)
41. Reverend Lovejoy - Fatal model train accident. (Next stop, Pearly Gates.)
40. Martin Prince - Unfortunate explosion during his notorious geode/raisin roundie cloning experiments.

Well then, can I take a crack at Martin's death?

Martin Prince - Unfortunate explosion during his notorious geode/raisin roundie cloning experiments.

Marge ++
Quimby --
Lenny --

Woohoo!
20 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Marge
16 – Bart
16 – Smithers
14 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
14 – Apu
12 - Superintendent Chalmers
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 – Maggie
12 – Mrs. Krabappel
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Cletus
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - Carl
10 - Snake
10 - Dr. Nick
10 - Professor Frink
10 – Mayor Quimby
10 - Lenny
08 - Agnes Skinner
08 – Nelson
08 - Manjula
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Ralph
08 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
06 - Santa's Little Helper
06 – Milhouse
06 – Patty
06 – Comic Book Guy
02 – Barney

(Annoyed Grunt)
40. Martin Prince - Unfortunate explosion during his notorious geode/raisin roundie cloning experiments.
41. Reverend Lovejoy - Fatal model train accident. (Next stop, Pearly Gates.)

A minor correction:

41. Reverend Lovejoy - Fatal model train incident. (Next stop, Pearly Gates.)
We still have not yet determined whether or not it was accidental.

Carry on...

Prof Fink ++
Cletus ++
Apu -- (for cheating on Manjula)

Woohoo!
20 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Marge
16 – Bart
16 – Smithers
14 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Mr. Burns
14 – Troy McClure
12 – Apu
12 - Superintendent Chalmers
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 – Maggie
12 – Mrs. Krabappel
12 - Cletus
12 - Professor Frink
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - Carl
10 - Snake
10 - Dr. Nick
10 – Mayor Quimby
10 - Lenny
08 - Agnes Skinner
08 – Nelson
08 - Manjula
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Ralph
08 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
06 - Santa's Little Helper
06 – Milhouse
06 – Patty
06 – Comic Book Guy
02 – Barney

(Annoyed Grunt)
40. Martin Prince - Unfortunate explosion during his notorious geode/raisin roundie cloning experiments.
41. Reverend Lovejoy - Fatal model train incident. (Next stop, Pearly Gates.)

Troy McClure ++
Mr. Burns --
Snake --

Woohoo!
20 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Marge
16 – Bart
16 – Smithers
16 – Troy McClure
14 – Lionel Hutz
12 – Mr. Burns
12 – Apu
12 - Superintendent Chalmers
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 – Maggie
12 – Mrs. Krabappel
12 - Cletus
12 - Professor Frink
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - Carl
10 - Dr. Nick
10 – Mayor Quimby
10 - Lenny
08 - Agnes Skinner
08 – Nelson
08 - Manjula
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Ralph
08 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
08 - Snake
06 - Santa's Little Helper
06 – Milhouse
06 – Patty
06 – Comic Book Guy
02 – Barney

(Annoyed Grunt)
40. Martin Prince - Unfortunate explosion during his notorious geode/raisin roundie cloning experiments.
41. Reverend Lovejoy - Fatal model train incident. (Next stop, Pearly Gates.)

Barney -- DEATHBLOW

Barney died after sucking and swallowing too many quarters out of the love tester machine. He died of a blockage in his intestine. His liver was placed on Moe's "customers wall of fame".

Manjula --
Mr. Burns --

Woohoo!
20 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Marge
16 – Bart
16 – Smithers
16 – Troy McClure
14 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Mr. Burns
12 – Apu
12 - Superintendent Chalmers
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 – Maggie
12 – Mrs. Krabappel
12 - Cletus
12 - Professor Frink
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - Carl
10 - Dr. Nick
10 – Mayor Quimby
10 - Lenny
08 - Agnes Skinner
08 – Nelson
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Ralph
08 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
08 - Snake
06 - Manjula
06 - Santa's Little Helper
06 – Milhouse
06 – Patty
06 – Comic Book Guy


(Annoyed Grunt)
39. Barney - Blocked Intestine - Swallowed too many of the quarters he sucked out of the "Love Tester"
40. Martin Prince - Unfortunate explosion during his notorious geode/raisin roundie cloning experiments.
41. Reverend Lovejoy - Fatal model train incident. (Next stop, Pearly Gates.)

Milhouse --
Lisa --
Krabappel ++

Woohoo!
18 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Marge
16 – Bart
16 – Smithers
16 – Troy McClure
14 – Mrs. Krabappel
14 – Lionel Hutz
14 – Mr. Burns
12 – Apu
12 - Superintendent Chalmers
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 – Maggie
12 - Cletus
12 - Professor Frink
10 – Principal Skinner
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - Carl
10 - Dr. Nick
10 – Mayor Quimby
10 - Lenny
08 - Agnes Skinner
08 – Nelson
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Ralph
08 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
08 - Snake
06 - Manjula
06 - Santa's Little Helper
06 – Patty
06 – Comic Book Guy
04 – Milhouse


(Annoyed Grunt)
39. Barney - Blocked Intestine - Swallowed too many of the quarters he sucked out of the "Love Tester"
40. Martin Prince - Unfortunate explosion during his notorious geode/raisin roundie cloning experiments.
41. Reverend Lovejoy - Fatal model train incident. (Next stop, Pearly Gates.)

Mr. Burns --
P. Skinner --
A. Skinner --

Woohoo!
18 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Marge
16 – Bart
16 – Smithers
16 – Troy McClure
14 – Mrs. Krabappel
14 – Lionel Hutz
12 – Apu
12 - Superintendent Chalmers
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 – Maggie
12 - Cletus
12 - Professor Frink
12 – Mr. Burns
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - Carl
10 - Dr. Nick
10 – Mayor Quimby
10 - Lenny
08 – Nelson
08 – Ned Flanders
08 – Ralph
08 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
08 - Snake
08 – Principal Skinner
06 - Manjula
06 - Santa's Little Helper
06 – Patty
06 – Comic Book Guy
06 - Agnes Skinner
04 – Milhouse

(Annoyed Grunt)
39. Barney - Blocked Intestine - Swallowed too many of the quarters he sucked out of the "Love Tester"
40. Martin Prince - Unfortunate explosion during his notorious geode/raisin roundie cloning experiments.
41. Reverend Lovejoy - Fatal model train incident. (Next stop, Pearly Gates.)

Full Edit
Quick Edit

-- Lisa
++ Bart
++ Ralph

Woohoo!
18 – Homer
18 – Bart
16 – Lisa
16 – Marge
16 – Smithers
16 – Troy McClure
14 – Mrs. Krabappel
14 – Lionel Hutz
12 – Apu
12 - Superintendent Chalmers
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 – Maggie
12 - Cletus
12 - Professor Frink
12 – Mr. Burns
10 – Ralph
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - Carl
10 - Dr. Nick
10 – Mayor Quimby
10 - Lenny
08 – Nelson
08 – Ned Flanders
08 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
08 - Snake
08 – Principal Skinner
06 - Manjula
06 - Santa's Little Helper
06 – Patty
06 – Comic Book Guy
06 - Agnes Skinner
04 – Milhouse

(Annoyed Grunt)
39. Barney - Blocked Intestine - Swallowed too many of the quarters he sucked out of the "Love Tester"
40. Martin Prince - Unfortunate explosion during his notorious geode/raisin roundie cloning experiments.
41. Reverend Lovejoy - Fatal model train incident. (Next stop, Pearly Gates.)

Lisa ++
Bart --
Maggie ++

Woohoo!
18 – Homer
18 – Lisa
16 – Bart
16 – Marge
16 – Smithers
16 – Troy McClure
14 – Maggie
14 – Mrs. Krabappel
14 – Lionel Hutz
12 – Apu
12 - Superintendent Chalmers
12 – Selma
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Cletus
12 - Professor Frink
12 – Mr. Burns
10 – Ralph
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - Carl
10 - Dr. Nick
10 – Mayor Quimby
10 - Lenny
08 – Nelson
08 – Ned Flanders
08 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
08 - Snake
08 – Principal Skinner
06 - Manjula
06 - Santa's Little Helper
06 – Patty
06 – Comic Book Guy
06 - Agnes Skinner
04 – Milhouse

(Annoyed Grunt)
39. Barney - Blocked Intestine - Swallowed too many of the quarters he sucked out of the "Love Tester"
40. Martin Prince - Unfortunate explosion during his notorious geode/raisin roundie cloning experiments.
41. Reverend Lovejoy - Fatal model train incident. (Next stop, Pearly Gates.)

Lisa ++
Selma ++
Milhouse --

Woohoo!
20 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Bart
16 – Marge
16 – Smithers
16 – Troy McClure
14 – Selma
14 – Maggie
14 – Mrs. Krabappel
14 – Lionel Hutz
12 – Apu
12 - Superintendent Chalmers
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Cletus
12 - Professor Frink
12 – Mr. Burns
10 – Ralph
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - Carl
10 - Dr. Nick
10 – Mayor Quimby
10 - Lenny
08 – Nelson
08 – Ned Flanders
08 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle
08 - Snake
08 – Principal Skinner
06 - Manjula
06 - Santa's Little Helper
06 – Patty
06 – Comic Book Guy
06 - Agnes Skinner
02 – Milhouse

(Annoyed Grunt)
39. Barney - Blocked Intestine - Swallowed too many of the quarters he sucked out of the "Love Tester"
40. Martin Prince - Unfortunate explosion during his notorious geode/raisin roundie cloning experiments.
41. Reverend Lovejoy - Fatal model train incident. (Next stop, Pearly Gates.)

-- Milhouse (deathblow!)

Loud, convulsive sobbing triggers rockslide in Carl's Dad Caverns.

-- Chalmers
-- McBain

Woohoo!
20 – Lisa
18 – Homer
16 – Bart
16 – Marge
16 – Smithers
16 – Troy McClure
14 – Selma
14 – Maggie
14 – Mrs. Krabappel
14 – Lionel Hutz
12 – Apu
12 – Krusty The Klown
12 - Grandpa
12 - Cletus
12 - Professor Frink
12 – Mr. Burns
10 - Superintendent Chalmers
10 – Ralph
10 – Groundskeeper Willie
10 – Police Chief Wiggum
10 – Kent Brockman
10 - Moe
10 - Dr. Hibbert
10 - Carl
10 - Dr. Nick
10 – Mayor Quimby
10 - Lenny
08 – Nelson
08 – Ned Flanders
08 - Snake
08 – Principal Skinner
06 - Manjula
06 - Santa's Little Helper
06 – Patty
06 – Comic Book Guy
06 - Agnes Skinner
06 - McBain/Rainier Wolfcastle

(Annoyed Grunt)
38. Milhouse - Loud, convulsive sobbing triggers rockslide in Carl's Dad Caverns.
39. Barney - Blocked Intestine - Swallowed too many of the quarters he sucked out of the "Love Tester"
40. Martin Prince - Unfortunate explosion during his notorious geode/raisin roundie cloning experiments.
41. Reverend Lovejoy - Fatal model train incident. (Next stop, Pearly Gates.)