Got this from the House thread:

This is another simple game thread: Someone makes a wish such as, "I wish I could watch every single episode of Veronica Mars right now." And someone else corrupts this wish. "Granted, but afterwards, your brain will have turned into a puddle of mush"
The they make a wish and so on.

I wish that Cassidy was not the bus crash villain.

Granted! Logan killed all those people instead.


Mwhahahhaa.


I wish we knew who Sally was.

Granted! We find out who Sally is but your brain can't hold anymore info so it pushes VM out of your memory completely.

I wish Aaron never beat poor Logan.

Does this mean I get to re-watch the whole season again and experience the VM first time all over again? If so, awesome!



Granted. But only because Logan was too busy playing on the Sharks Little League team.

I wish Duncan and Veronica never had conscious sex.

Now that's all kinds of wrong.


Granted! But Celeste had a paternity test done and it proved that Veronica was indeed a Kane, and she showed it to Duncan. And He still did the deed with Veronica and did not tell her. (yeah I really hate Duncan)

I wish Duncan had died instead of Lilly.

Granted, but then Lily and Logan got married and Veronica died in celibacy at 21.

I wish Troy never left.

Granted, but his bad-boy ways led Veronica down a path of drug abuse and self mutilation, eventually causing her to dive off the Coronado bridge.

I wish Logan and Veronica had had sex.

Granted! I hate to do this but Veronica got pregnant and Logan didn't want the baby so he killed her.

I wish Wallace had a girlfriend who wasn't bitchy or too nice.

Granted! Only the girl in question turns out to be Veronica, and after their once beautiful friendship is complicated by having tried to have a romantic relationship, they're never able to be close again and barely even acknowledge one another when they pass. I was going to wish that my beloved Troy had never left the show, but since Karoline beat me to it:

I wish Duncan had been played by an actor other than Teddy Dunn.

Granted! But Chad Michael Murray's agent was smart enough to get him a 22 episode/5 year contract, so....


I wish Logan and Wallace became friends in season 1.

Granted! But now he's played by Jason Dohring, and Logan is played by Teddy Dunn.

*shudders*


ETA - Ack, too late.



Granted, but then they got completely obsessed with eachother and Veronica had no one to hang out with.. Except Duncan.

I wish Meg and her coma-baby never existed.

Granted! Since Logan became Wallace's friend he was never Veronica's friend, therefore he never got out of her trunk in 'Clash of the Tritons' Her body was was the next morning, suffocated to death.

I wish Logan never dated Hannah.

ETA too late...


Granted! Except It's now Veronica and her coma-baby.

I still wish Logan never dated Hannah.

ETA Ack late again

Granted! We do see more of him being arrested which leads to him and Lamb falling in love.

Again, I still wish Logan never dated Hannah.

I'm just gonna stop now.

For Meg: Granted, but then Veronica would be having the coma-baby

For Logan: Granted, but then logan would have been roomies with Fisty McRapesalot

I wish there was more Weevil

Granted, but now Weevil weighs 600 pounds.

I wish that Keith had really bought Veronica a pony.

Granted, but the horse got spooked by a beaver and jumped of the Coranado bridge. With Veronica on it.

I wish Duncan had been arrested for stalking at the beginning of the season.

Granted, but he got put in a cell with Aaron, killed him in a type IV fake epileptic rage, and became Veronica's hero for life.


I wish Felix had never died.

Granted, but Weevil got stabbed instead. And no one pulled over to witness Logon's innocents.

I wish Veronica and Logan figured out their shite earlier on in the season.

Granted, Veronica realized she was in love with Logan during the spring dance. They got back together, spent all of their time together, and Logan was with Veronica when she realized that Cassidy was the bus crasher. He went to confront Beaver before Veronica could. Because Cassidy didn't want to have a long, emotional scene on a rooftop with Logan, he just killed him right away.

I wish Dick was smart.

Granted, but because he was so smart, he figured out what Cassidy was up to, helped him cover up his missdeeds, and the bus crash got blamed on Logan instead.

I wish Mac had hooked up with Butters.

Granted, but then Ahoy Mateys! started again, with Mac co-hosting, and not only did Mac become rude but she stopped being the Q to Veronica's Bond and we never saw her again.

I wish Logan took off his shirt more often.

Granted, but when he does it's revealed that he's got a third nipple. It's really, terribly unattractive.

I wish Kendall had been behind the bus crash rather than Cassidy.

Granted! Kendall was never a dumb bimbo. She planted evidence against Veronica because Logan called her name out while they were in bed. Still to this day Veronica is rotting away in jail.

I wish Paris Hilton never played Caitlin Ford.

Granted! She played Veronica Mars instead.


I wish Meg and Duncan had never dated.

Nevermind

Granted! But then Veronica figured out she and Duncan weren't related sooner, and she got back together with Duncan instead of getting together with Logan.


I wish Veronica had been more involved in the bus crash at the beginning of the season.

Granted. Instead, Meg had Lucky's coma baby, and he had no one to help him escape with said coma baby, and the Mannings kept it. 'Nough said.

I kind of hate myslef for that one.

I wish Veronica Mars didn't have so many breaks but insted had more episodes.

ETA: Damn.

Granted, but then she didn't have time to help out Logan and well Fisty.... something was the newest addition to the cast.

Same wish applys.

ETA2: NEVERMIND. I'll just give up now.

Oh, now, that's just cruel ;)



Granted! Only the reason for her increased investment is that Logan and Wallace were both bus crash victims...

I wish marlaas had posted her next wish. ;)

Oh my gosh---I'm so sorry!

I wish Wallace had male friends.

Granted! But those friends were Marcos and Peter and, well, Wallace we hope you dig your watery grave! Sorry, dude.


I wish Veronica had finished the poker game in AEFC.

Granted! But she took all of Duncan's money so he got mad and had a Epilepsy IV attack which killed Her, Logan, and Weevil.

I wish Kristin Cavellari never guest starred

Granted! They got Britney Spears to play the role instead.

I wish Meg had never gotten pregnant

Granted! Veronica got pregnant instead, with Clemmon's baby. (Ew.)

I wish Kendall never slept with Logan.

Granted. Since she was never pregnant she wasn't as bitter towards Veronica nd they both rode in the limo back to Neptune. Once there she hooked up with Logan and they had a fairly tale life. Duncan remained crazy while Veronica remained in denial trying to find 'Normal' During their 5th year of marriage Veronica announces that she wants a divorce. Duncan then kills her and keeps her body in their bedroom, (because Duncan is crazy)

ETA to slow

Instead Kendall and Veronica became lovers and left Neptune to star in 'The L Word'

Granted! In keeping with the show's semi-incestuous themes, he slept with Lianne instead.

I wish Troy had stuck around long enough for he and Mac to become a couple.

Granted! And they were the cutest couple in school until Mac discovered that she was actually switched at birth with Troy, rather than Madison.

I wish people didn't wear so much argyle on this show.

Granted! Troy corrupts Mac and they both become drug lords of Neptune High. The current drug lord from Pan High hears of them and goes after them. They are now on the run and become the next Bonnie and Clyde. The Pan High drug lord catches up with them in a small town outside of Iowa, where they drive off a cliff yelling, "Pan high SUCKS!!!"

I wish Keith never wen bald.

ETa too slow

Granted! Instead they wear striped pants with polka dot shirts.

I wish Keith never went bald.

Granted! Now he has a mohawk and sings in a local punk band.

I wish Jake Kane was Lily's murderer.

(Woah, Mac and Madison was switched at birth? I remember this... swiftly. Which episode is it in? I have to rewatch it.)

Episode 1.11, "Silence of the Lamb"

Okay, continue back with the game!

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Granted! However the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Duncan kills Veronica

I wish Woody never molested The Sharks.

Granted! But, he had to do something with his pent-up sexual desire, so he met Lianne, slept with her, and turns out, he's Veronica's dad...

I wish Lynn Echolls had come out of that elevator instead of Trina.

Granted. The name of the team was "The Dolphins."

Damn, too slow.



Granted, but then she takes Logan and skips town. Neither are seen in Neptune again.

I wish Gia had crashed the bus.

Granted, but when Woody found out, it just made him want to molest more 'Sharks'.

I wish Thumper was in the bus crash.

(But he's got such a cute nickname!)

Granted, but the Fitzparticks kill Weevil instead.

I wish Veronica and Logan and Weevil would have a threesome.

Granted, but then Logan and Weevil fall madly in love with each other and neither pay any attention to Veronica ever again.

I wish Keith and Alicia had never broken up.

Granted! They get married and move into a house along with Wallace and Veronica who are now living in the same house. Being so close to each other causes them to fall in love. Even though it is not incest it still ruins the whole family infrastructure.

I wish we see more of Corny

Granted, but now Corny never wears clothes.

I wish that Veronica had won the essay contest instead of Logan.

Granted! Except that Eeeeevil Cassidy fixes it so that her 'prize' is a one-way trip to heaven

I wish that Veronica and Logan would team up to exact an elaborate revenge plan on Kendall Casablancas

Granted! Except Kendall seduces Logan and they team up against Veronica.

I wish Jason Dohring played Duncan and that Duncan and Veronica were still together.

Granted! But since Teddy Dunn is now Logan, Logan blows a switch in his robot fuse box and explodes.

I wish Backup had been in the season finale.