In all honesty, I would rather not have the show tell us who Sally was or what her relationship to the Blancas Boys was. Wouldn't it be better to leave it ambiguous so we viewers could make up our own stories? I am sure that there have been a few fanfics dedicated to what may have been. But there is no need to be as detailed or well-thought out to have your own theories. Sally doesn't even have to be a real person, a person at all, or even a corporeal being.

Mistress Soulsucker was the a dominatrix whom Dick had hired for Cassidy's fourteenth birthday party. Of course, as soon as the boys saw her, they recognized her as Sally McNally. Cassidy had had an enormous and enormously pathetic crush on Sally when he was in kindergarten and she was in sixth grade. Dick had convinced Cassidy that pulling on a girl's pigtails was a sign that you liked her and a surefire way of getting a kiss. What Cassidy did get from Sally, however, was closer to a punch in the mouth. And a kick to the knee. And a wad of spit to the left side of the face. Boy did Dick laugh...not because he had tricked Cassidy, but because he thought that Cassidy had done the pigtail-pulling the wrong way.

Flash forward to Cassidy's birthday party...well...let's just say that things did not turn out quite as anyone had planned.

Hee! Awesome.

Mine's simple: Sally was Dick's pet kitten. Need I elaborate?

Hee! Beaver has sure inspired some great threads.

Sally? Well, Sally sells seashells by the seashore. Well, she did, anyway. Because one day, when Beaver asked the magic mirror his daily question: Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the richest of them all? The mirror answered "Sally! Sally who sells seashells by the seashore. She is the richest of them all." In a fit of jealous rage, Beaver created Dodo Shell Corp. and ran her out of business.

Sally was the name Dick's parents first gave him as a hermaphroditic infant. The infant was such an ass, though, they eventually decided on Richard Jr.

Sally was the family dog. Dick loved Sally a lot. In inappropriate ways. Beaver walked in on Dick loving Sally in these inappropriate ways.

Sally was a sled.

awesome.
Sally is no one. Beaver said it becasue he knew it would confuse and distract Dick from beating him up. After that Dick kept asking him who Sally was but Beaver just laughed at him. To this day Dick still sits in his room at night wondering about it.

Sally is the really ugly 02er girl that was Dick's first girlfriend who dumped him because he sucked in bed...needless to say...only Beaver met her.

I don't remember anyone saying anything about Sally. When did this happen? And who mentioned her?

Ummmm...Are you serious MarySunshine04?

In ANMMHE when Dick was about to punch Beaver for hiring the he/she that he made out with, Beaver said, "Remember Sally?" It made Dick refrain from hitting him, but "Sally" was never explained.

K, so I have to watch that again. I thought he said something about their mom.

Sally was a Mustang.

or

She's built for speed, she has
everything that Uncle John need

Sally was Dick's right hand. Dick wasn't really the cassanova that the show had implied.

Sally was an underaged daughter of Casablancas' maid whom Dick got pregnant. To keep Sally from going to the police and pressing charges the family had to pay her off. Needless to say, the story of this particular conquest would probably not be something he would want to reveal.

Hmmm. Sally is Dick's left and right hands (lol) ok no. umm Sally is their sister, and Dick killed her in a fit of rage, because she was going to tell the world of Dick and Cassidy's affair.

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I hear Sally and I automatically think: Trina. Don't know why, but I do.