A thread for the love that dare not speak its name, whether it be J.D. and Turk, Elliot and orgasming latina patients, or The Todd and himself!

Love JD and Turk's horse back ride on the beach! On one horse! They are so cute together. And today it was his Mocha Bear.

And JD's cutesy nicknames for Turk continues when Turk explained the Wedding Ring of Invisibility™ to which JD said.."Please T" heh.

Cracks. Me. Up. Everytime.

From "My Day Off":

It's funnier that they're entirely serious with each other. Well, that and the "Fat Albert" fantasy bit afterwards.

It doesn't get much better than that, now, does it?

And there's a touch of JD HoYay here:

Gah. How can no-one mention My Overkill?

Forget Turk, we got Janitor and JD:

Somewhere in S3 - Janitor and JD have reached some level of mutual respect, and walk out of Sacred Heart side-by-side. JD moves to put his hand on Janitor's shoulder, but Janitor warns him off.

Then, just as they turn different directions outside the door, JD pats him on the ass.

(Consider also that Janitor has a key to JD's apartment, has asked JD out on a date to the ballgame, and cares whether or not JD wears the shorts he gave him.)

I love JD/Turk. On the season 4 dvd, I think it was Bill Lawrence who said, "Turk and JD are almost exactly like Carla and Turk- except they don't have sex." I think that sums up their relationship pretty well. They're both hilarious, and definitely best friend's in real life.

Here's one of my favorite Turk/JD moments:



J.D.: [giddy] Turk's back from his honeymoon!

J.D.: [waving] TURK! HEY!

(Turk looks at Carla)

Carla: Go ahead.

Turk: JAAAAAAAY DEEEEEEEE!

(He bumps into a patient)

Turk: Whooooa, J.D.! J.D.!

Carla: Maybe some day he'll love me like that.

Hehe, so funny.

I loved the episode that aired in this weekend's marathon wherein JD snapped out of a homoerotic daydream by shouting "I do not have Gay Jungle Fever!" The look on Carla's face when she turned to Turk and told him it was time for them to go was hysterical.

I have to confess to being a fanfiction whore here, but ...

Why isn't there more (any) JD/Turk fic? :( Its all JD/Cox. Any writers out there?

Someone on livejournal explained once that they think there's less JD/Turk because it's, I think the words were, "handed to us on a silver platter" or something like that. It's so obvious that it's not as much fun for writers to craft into something, I guess.

I'm more of a Cox/Ben fan myself although I do love JD/Cox.

Have you tried here? http://community.livejournal.com/scrubsfic/

If you look through all of it, theres some great JD/Turk stuff.

Wow, this thread should be blowing up considering the slashiness of this show.

I think because so much of the slash is overt, that it tends to not receive quite as much attention. It's more self-conscious, if you will.

I love it, though. Bring it on!

It's less fun when it's so obvis! Hee!

LOL. I wonder how people would have reacted if they hadn't cut that slashly exchange regarding JD in "My Own Private Practice Doctor":

Cox: "Looking, Mary-Kate here is my own special bitch and a lot of time and anger have gone into shaping that ass, so be gentle."

Pete: I'll have her back by nine... sir.

And then JD spends the entire episode thinking Cox is fighting with Petey over him.

Cox: You took something that did not belong to you.
JD: That's a little possessive, but I'm flattered (paraphrase)

That episode is filled with hoyay.

I know mining for subtext is more fun than the in-your-face slash, but still. JD and Turk are so bleeping cute and in love.

I hate to admit this since I do like Carla, but I've had visions of her being the one who dies leaving little Izzie with two daddies. <sigh>

Elliot: J.D.?!

J.D.: ["Entering"] Morning, friends! Who's ready for some java?

Carla: Are you wearing boxers?

J.D.: Yes, I am, Carla! Because I know when Turk's sad, he likes me to come over in my boxers, because he likes to call me his "honky adonis." And that's what friends do.

Carla
&: [Shrugging] Eh.
Elliot

J.D.'s Thoughts: They bought it? Are we that gay?

I think we should re-name this thread Guy Love! ;)

Is anyone feeling the Keith/JD love? Keith's little grin when JD said they could have been best friends if not for Elliot was too cute for words.

I have to say I did a little "Huzzwhaa?" double-take when JD mentioned "this sexual tension between us." I'm pretty sure he was looking at Elliot when he said that, but I did wonder.

Me, too! His hand gesture seemed to include Keith as well, and the slasher in me certainly saw potential.



Let's not forget Keith's willingness to take off his clothes for JD, and that episode where he kept accidentally getting in bed with JD instead of Elliot when he was drunk.

I'd love to see more of these two. They crack me up.

JD did say that Keith is a very good kisser.

Whoa whoa whoa, when did Keith get in bed with JD?

Someone is supposedly coming out of the closet this season. The Todd looks like the obvious choice, but what if Keith decided to come out? heh heh I can just imagine Elliott pitching hissy fits 'cause JD stole her man/booty call.

So in the deleted scenes for S3 they show Turk writing his vows and Todd says to him,

Why don't you say something like you're so glad you're together, and that you love their smile, and their laugh, or getting lost in their big brown eyes?

Turk: You think Carla would go for that?

Todd (obviously smitten): Who's Carla?

Hee! And awww...

Wow, I hadn't heard about that. Where'd you see this spoiler?

Wasn't it at least implied that Keith might have gone further than just cuddling with JD's brother Dan, when the latter showed up mistakenly thinking that Elliot was into him? Even if Elliot put a stop to it in time, he certainly seemed willing.

Didn't Dan say "I almost had a three-way with her" in a "Huh. How did that happen?" kind of tone? I had the impression that Dan wasn't that into it; Keith seemed no more than faintly annoyed. (He says something like "Elliot, you have to tell me in advance about this stuff," while limbering up.) I keep thinking that Elliot herself might have gone along with it just because she's the poster child for conflict-avoidance.

It's the limbering up part that makes me laugh and laugh.

Keith and JD shared a bed in "My Cabbage".

That totally made me laugh hysterically. I loved the stretching while going back into the room. All he cared about is that Elliot tell him in advance! So funny.

I read about that particular spoiler in a article that came out just before the beginning of Season 6, heatercat. I haven't tracked down the link but I will keep looking.

Just saw the very first two episodes through my now always present slash colored glasses : Damn! Had no idea that the Yay was that prevelent since the very beginning! JD, immediatly gravitating to Dr.Cox, the almost back pat after saving the patient, Turk insisting that JD move on and stop obsessing about his man-crush, JD visiting Cox at his home, all culminating in the freaking awesome speach Perry gives,"Now do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?"

SO GOOD!

I remember not understanding the spoon thing when the show premiered.

What, I was like 11.

A lot of people express disappointment with the way the whole JD/Elliot romance was handled. Every time I watch that episode arc unfold, I'm reminded of a similar situation w/ adear friend. He had an elusive dream girl that he actively pursued, got her finally, and quickly realized that that he felt nothing for her. Six months later after much soul searching, he came out.

Sigh. A part of me can't help wishing that the producers and Zach Braff had headed in that direction. Somehow, I can't see the others on the show being that suprised.

"I'm having such a gay day!"
"Day?!"

Well, really. I mean, the appletinis alone would make it believable. Although then I guess it wouldn't be PC for Cox to keep calling him by girls' names...

Ah, but didn't they address that already w/ Dr. Cox saying it wasn't that he was homophobic, but that JD was in fact, female?

Hee.

Can you imagine The Todd's attempts at "wooing" JD in light of such a revelation?

Or Carla's panic that Turk and JD are that much closer to running off togeether?

Again, I sigh at a missed opportunity.

There is a slash fanfic called 'My New Pants' that has Todd going after JD when he accidentally puts on women's scrubs one day. It felt like canon. But, you know. Its The Todd.

Would it be Elliot or Turk that Carla would collect the bet money from?

To me, the whole JD/Cox dynamic is waaaaay slashier than anything Turk and JD have done or said. I think it's because their relationship is subtler, and, strangely, more realistic and probable to become sexual than JD and his Brown Bear.

If "Guy Love" isn't the best HoYay ever, then what the hell could it possibly be?

It does have a wee S & M-type vibe, doesn't it? Or is that D & S? I can't keep this stuff straight.

How about we call it BDSM and let everyone join the party?

I (sheepishly) am admitting that I wrote a JD/Cox fanfic incorporating those elements.

Ryan Atwood-Cohen, is that you?

Sorry. Topic: the "couples-so-connected-they-finish-each-other's-sentences" thing? Who else but Turk and JD?