A really twisted pair would be Sister Mary/Gabrielle.

Lynette/Stu would be cute.

Maisy/Carlos would be a hoot, providing he doesn't have a heart attack on us.

Personally, I'd like...

Hetero

Gabby/Rex (were he still with us)
Bree/Carlos (they would be smokin together!)
Danielle/Justin (if he werent, you know, gay)


Slash

Julie/Danielle (hubba hubba)
Carlos/Mike (yowza!)
George/Andrew (psychos of a feather)
Bree/Gabby (there are no words for how hot this would be)

Here's some more:

Carlos/Justin, or Gay Cable Guy/Carlos (how 'bout a little forgive-and-forget HoYay?)

Susan/Gabby (I just think they'd look cute)

Paul/Susan (it'd just be so twisted)

George/Sister Mary HotPants...'nough said! Their combined crazy might be cute.

Felicia, with either Paul or Detective Sullivan. She just has to be paired up with someone with a super creepy smile.

Creepaul and Bree! That would be awsome! Oh too bad he's in jail.

I'm not really into the slashy stuff, but if the writers could pull off a Lynette/Carlos affair without character assassination, I'm there.

Lynette/Carlos would definately be hot; that was one helluva kiss!

I wouldn't mind some "Karlos" either.

Karl and Xiao Mei.

Then Karl could gloat that Xiao Mei is so much better at housework than Susan is.

Potential chemistry:

Karl/Bree

Mike/Nora (she could loosen him up)

Susan/John the gardener

The Scavos and the Solises become swingers:

Carlos/Lynette
Tom/Gaby

That one would be interesting; I was just as surprised by their chemistry in "One More Kiss" as I was with Lynette and Carlos.

I don't think I'd mind Carlos/Susan.

I never really thought of the pairing idea, until I came upon this. Dang, I think there's some chemistry there . . .

I dont think I'd like Carlos/Susan. I think she is too passive for him. Carlos is kind of domineering and I could see him running all over Susan. He needs a strong woman...like Bree. I could see Carlos/Bree for sure.

True, true . . . I would pay to see Carlos/Bree! They would make such an attractive couple, and I can just picture them having such wonderful snarky moments. As a plus, he wouldn't put up with any BS from Andrew.

I think Ricardo would pay to see Carlos/Bree, too. ;-)

You know the chemistry between them would be wonderful, as Ricardo's so infatuated with Marcia.

CreePaul and Felicia
Zach and Susan
Gabby and Karl

Edie/Carlos. I just think they'd be hilarious, and it'd be a nice excuse to use Nicollette Sheridan more.

Karl/Carlos. I got inspired when Ricardo said Burgi is "amazingly hawt."

I'd like to see Andrew and Julie together. I'm sad that they've never had a scene together and I'm really interested how they would interact together. Julie the good kid and Andrew the evil kid would make such a contrasting match.

I guess they're doing the same thing with Julie and Austin but Andrew is already established so it would be interesting to see the two. Plus we would have scenes like Susan trying to nicely explain why she doesen't want Andrew around Julie to Bree, priceless!

Thankfully for Julie, Andrew's kind of into dick. I think.

For some sick, twisted reason, I'd like to see Zach and Andrew - due to their evil, insane ways. It'd be verrrrrrry interesting.

And Chavira said Burgi's "amazingly hawt"? I see, I see. There's another pairing I wouldn't mind seeing. Although I'd go more for Tom and Carlos.


Here's a crazy one - just a cute little kiddy pairing - just like trying to be friends or something. Parker or one of the Scavo twins meeting Ashley the sullen blackmail bike girl! Remember her? I think that'd be fun to watch.

Maybe Nora and Karl?

Bongo and one of Alberta Fromme's cats? (!!!!)

ParaPara, I love Nora and Karl together! To paraphrase Lynette, "He deserves all the crazy she's going to rain down on him."

How about Lynette and Mike?

I think that would be interesting; we haven't really seen Lynette flustered over someone and Mike could bring that out of her. Conversely, I'd like to see Susan/Tom. I think Teri/Doug would look like a good couple and their personalities would match pretty well.

I have an idea for Susan's revolving door of a love life.

Ditch Ian. bring in a new character to play himself as Susan's next love interest. And I have the perfect man for her: Ausiello.


...Okay, maybe not.

Hetoro
Bree and Carlos cause like someone said i would pay a million dollors to see that that would be a very hot pairing.

Bree and Mike just cause there both hot.

Bree and Tom that would be hilarious to funny i would die to see that happen.

same sexxx couples
Bree and Lynette for obvious reasons
Bree and Gabby cause they would be hot and funny together
Susan and Edie know that would kill me i would die laughing if that happens.

For the adventurous, how 'bout a couple threesomes?

I'm thinking . . .

Gabby/Edie/Bree.

Tom/Carlos/Mike.

Bree/Carlos/Orson.

And I'd just loooovvvvvveeeee to see a

Julie/Andrew

pairing.

I can't see Lynette attracted to Mike. Mike would bore her. I'd like to see Lynette attracted to a (much) younger guy like Austin. A bad-boy. Someone not as "white bread" as Tom



I totally agree. I could see a Tom/Susan and would enjoy that. Teri/Doug's personalities work well together, and they would make an attractive couple.

Bree/Carlos would be fascinating. Remember Carlos saying back in season 1 that he felt sorry for whoever had to 'have sex with that woman'? Carlos wouldn't take Andrew's shit either.

I'd like to see a dream sequence of Mike/Carlos/Tom in the shower. Maybe one of the ladies can have a fantasy.

I'd change Mike/Tom/Carlos to Andrew/Justin/John, but that's just me.

I'd like to see... Mike and Jane. Really, now moreso than ever they really are two of a kind.

Alma and Mama Hodge. Just because.

Orson and Carlos. I don't know why.

Andrew/Tom.

I'm really surprised that as far as I can tell we haven't gotten any Susan/Gabby fanfics after that scene of them coming up with the double wedding. That could be pretty hot.

I would lol if Orson and Mike was a couple that would be hilarious.

But!
I always wondered what if Bree was with Tom that would be a hoot and so much fun to watch.

Also if Carlos and Bree got together i would kiss Marc Cherry cause it's also my wish that that would happen.

And Bree and Karl oh what a hot,hot,hot pair i would love this to happen more the Bralos.

I'm so glad that I found this message board! A place to talk about DH in so many amazingly twisted contexts!

Back to the topic:

I had actually NEVER considered the pairing of Bree & Carlos, but that would be totally interesting!

I'd considered Bree & Karl...they have great chemistry together. But, have there ever really been any scene with Bree & Carlos (other than the episode in season 1 when the Van De Kamp family goes over to the Solices' to offer their condolences?) That's the only time I could think of when the 2 were actually in a scene together and actually had some sort of exchange.

Anywho, so yeah.

Bree & Carlos or Bree & Karl. Maybe even Bree & Tom.

I would like to see Bree and Carlos, because they are complete opposites. And Gabrielle and Mike..because they would be really, really hot! I can only imagine there..I'm surprised Gaby never made comments on Mike, she has a good eye for hot men. I would love to see her give Mike the Gaby look. Too funny.

I'm all for Bree and Carlos too. Gabby and Mike? Hmm.. great idea!

Ooh, I love these kinds of threads. They're always fun. :)

Gabby and Mike? Hmm...no. He's too wooden and dull for her. She needs someone fun and upfront to match her personality. And yes, I know Victor is not but I never said I liked her with him either. Carlos is the only man for her.

A cool one, though? Maybe Gabby and Karl, mostly cuz they could cheat on each other without the other getting pissed about it. Plus, he's hilarious. :-D

Others I like:
-I'm ALL up for that Carlos/Mike/Tom threeway. As much as I don't like Tom or Mike, I can't deny that they're hot, and all have great chemistry. ;)
-Andrew/Julie. I've fantasized about this one for awhile. Even though it may never happen.
-Edie/Susan. They want each other. Watch that tension.
-Bree/Lynette. Obvious reasons.
-Gabby/Susan. I can't forget their scenes from "What Would We Do Without You?"
-All 4 women. Why not?
-Bree/Carlos could be interesting to see. As would Gabby/Orson (though both couples would drive the other crazy).
-Scavo-Solis Swap: Lynette/Carlos; Gabby/Tom.
-Susan/anyone other than Mike. She's so annoying with him. The only reason I'd want them together anymore is to introduce NEW storylines for them.

I was just about to post this one! I've always had this feeling they would be great together. Julie is so sweet she would soothe some of Andrew's anger wounds, and she's also intelligent, so she would help him exploit his potential better. On the other hand, Andrew would give her a bit more liveliness, bring out the wild side of her. I still preferred her with Austin, who was supposed to do this, but Andrew is much smarter than Austin (at least so far), so it would be fun to see him around Julie.

Yes :-D. Also, it would be hilarious watching Susan and Bree fight this out, with Bree being ok with it and Susan hating it.

Katherine/Karl. People seem to like Bree/Karl and want Karl back and what better way? She could have Karl be her lawyer and file out some case on Adam cheating or molesting patients or something. Karl brings out the spark in Kat, we get some awkward Kat/Susan scenes... I think it would work out well.

I don't like Andrew/Julie because I, while I may be in the minority, want Evil!Andrew back. If Julie falls for him, I totally want Andrew to cheat or her with Austin or burn her house down (Julie: Not again!)

eta - Just watched "Bang" and there's a definite Susan/Tom ship there. Whiners and klutzes, unite!

Agree with the appearance of the Susan/Tom ship, but how about these

Tom/Gabby - since we had the Tom/Gabby kiss last season which could lead to
Carlos/Lynnette

The above S/T ship might produce a Mike/Lynnette ship.

I don;t have any knowledge of the new people so I have no opinion on any ship with them.

However, my favorite pairing of this nature would be:
Bree and Tom. Why? Because it would be Kimberly Shaw and Gay Matt in a relationship

Mike is too boring for Lynette.

Lynette/Carlos (after the kiss, I've even had dreams abt it)
Lynette/Andrew (if not gay obviously and based on Shawn Pyfrom's reply to "Who would you like to have more scenes with?")



Agree. Mike is too boring for anyone IMO.

I could go for Lynette/Andrew if he was straight. Imagine Bree's reaction!

Carlos/Bree would be HOT! Plus, with Carlos's remarks about thinking that Bree would be uptight in bed, it would be hilarious if she proved him wrong. *wink*

I can't stand Tom, but I could go for him in a gay relationship with Mike or Carlos. Would that be Tike or Tolos?

Gabby and Orson would be funny together.

Susan, I can't see her with anyone other than Mike. Well, Mike or Karl. Susan just doesn't have chemisry with many people. Well, she has some with Edie. So maybe Edie/Susan can go lesbian for a period of time.

In reality, I NEVER want to see any of the core 4 women get with their friends spouse or ex-spouse. It would be a betrayal of friendship. I'd rather they go gay than to hook up with a friend's ex-husband (or current husband).

I agree with this. But it's fun to dream. :)

What about among the women?

Bree/Lynette
Gabby/Bree
Gabby/Lynette
Susan/Edie (provided, only if Edie ever goes back to her old ways)

I actually would think it would be hilarious if 2 of the ladies got drunk and slept together. And woke up wondering what the hell happened?

Imagine it...

Bree would freak, scream, yell, faint, and then go to church and beg for forgiveness from her pastor.

Susan would be embarassed and beg the other woman not to tell. Then walk around in a daze.

Lynette wouldn't care either way. She would just yawn and say, "Eh. That was interesting." and then go about her merry way.

Gabby would secretly enjoy it but act like she didn't.

Edie would enjoy it AND brag about it, telling everyone she knew, and then telling the other woman she wanted to do it again.


As far as pairings, I could see it with Susan/Edie. Edie would be sarcastic about it and joke that Susan was a "good lay". Susan would be mortified and tell Edie to shut up. After teasing Susan for a few days, Edie would then tell everyone just to piss Susan off. She would do it publically, at a dinner party. Susan would deny it vigorously and Edie would pretend to be hurt, telling Susan she must be ashamed of it. Susan would then feel bad and admit it to the group. Edie would secretly gloat triumphantly.

I could also see it with Bree/Lynette. Bree would get all uptight and freaked out, while Lynette would tell her to relax because it wasn't that big of a deal. Then Bree would be pissed off because Lynette wasn't taking her concerns seriously, and Lynette would laugh and tell her to lighten up - that she could trust her not to say anything, so why freak out? Then, by the time Bree and Lynette got over the subject, Andrew would find out and blackmail both women, because he hates them both with a passion that rivals 1,000 white-hot burning suns.

For some reason, I can't see Gabby, because I just tie her so closely with Carlos. I definitely cannot see Gabby and Bree. Maybe Gabby/Lynette, because I don't think either would freak out if something happened. Susan and Bree would be mortified for months. Well, I take that back. Since Gabby and Susan are such good friends, I think Susan wouldn't be as freaked out if it happened with Gabby. If it happened with Edie? Yeah, Susan would freak.

I only see Gabby/Bree as a friend-with-benefits kinda thing, cuz I love their friendship. Bree/Lynette, there would be strings-and-tension attached.

Susan/Gabby are cute, cuz I loved their scenes from "What Would We Do Without You?"

Susan/Edie: That's a given.

Edie/Gabby (post s3): CAT-FIGHT!

I think Susan/Edie would be the funniest. Bree/Lynette would be the most emotional and dramatic. Gabby/Edie would be the bitchiest with lots of catfights.

Xiao Mei, Sister Mary, and John the Gardener threesome...

Oh come on, you know you want to see a maid hit a nun with a hoe (for gardening, of course)!