One letter per poster for a word that relates to or describes something on Desperate Housewives. The first round will be just general DH stuff. At the end of the round, the person who does "Z" can choose the topic for the next round...ie: Susan, Gabby, DH kids or whatever.

Ok, sound simple enough?

Starting off with....

A is for the Abstinence Club, which Danielle was the President of.

B is for Burrito which is of course famous for it's dripping debut during Bree and Rex's love scene.

C is for "chulo," which is Spanish for "cute," and Carlos and Tom are both "chulo"

D is for dancing....as in on the bar....as in what Lynette did.

E is for ejaculation -- the cause of Rex's after sex crying.

F is for Felicity (Huffman) who as the mother of four children including one baby couldn't possibly look that good dancing on the bar.

G is for George, the creepiest pharmacist ever.

H is for Housewives (of course!), be they Desperate or not.

I is for Impregnated, which Gabby has been.

J is for Jicardo!

K is for Kennedy, as in Page Kennedy, the guy who was fired from DH.

L is for Lust, which Gabby and John shared

M is for money which Gabby wants a lot of.

N is for Nina, Lynette's buxom, bitchy boss from Hell.

O is for Older folks in love, as in Sophie and Morty, Susan's mom and soon-to-be stepdad

P is for Penny, Tom and Lynette's baby daughter.

Q is for Quit and is what Lynette should do, and go work for a rival company against Bossy Boobs.

R is for Rex, Bree's late husband, who's probably doing enough turning in his grave to cause an earthquake right now.

S is for Steven Culp who used to play Rex.

T is for the temptation we've seen people on Wisteria Lane give in to on many occasions.

U is for Universal Studios, were the Wisteria Lane set is located behind.

V is for Vengeance, which also something these people indulge in.

W is for Wisteria Lane where it all takes place!

X is for the X-rated movies the playdate parents made.

Y is for the yarn which MamaSolis used to knit with her knitting needles of death. (poor MamaSolis)

Z is for Zany Zana!

Next Up...Gabrielle.

A is for the affair that Gabrielle carried on with the gardener.

B is for the baby she didn't want to have at first, but now she's afraid she's going to lose.

C is for Carlos, her sexy jailbird hubby.

D is for Dolce and Gabbana which is the dress she tried her best to squeeze into.

E is for the enormous height of the high heels she wears

F is for all the...Fun her and John had.

G is for the greediness that has been a downfall for Gabrielle.

H is for the homosexuality proving kiss she laid on Justin last season.

I is for the ice cream she had in her freezer which caused Caleb to break in, eat it, and frighten Gabby into falling down the stairs. (The doctors are right...ice cream is bad for you.)

J is for JAILBAIT! Work that ass, John!

K is for Krispy Kremes, which she longs for but knows she shouldn't have.

L is for Love, which is all Gabby wants!

M is for Mommy, which I really hope Gabby gets to become.

N is for not as in Not Any More. Gabby used to model, but not any more.

O is for the Overwaxed eyebrows of Gabrielle's boy-toy.

P is for prison where Carlos is now.

Q is for Queen which Gabby thinks she is.

R is for Rude, which she was to the new gardeners, bullying/bribing them into zipping her into her Dolce & Gabanna dress.

S is for slap which she did to Justin...a lot less brutal than what Carlos did to Justin....and just where is Justin now?

T is for torment which is what Gabrielle has done to Carlos so many times. Causing him to think that she would have an affair with the lawyer, making him think the baby might not be his, letting him beat up Justin because she might be having an affair with him, actually having an affair with John, and so on and so forth...

U is for the unscrupulous behavior that Gabrielle was known for in the first season. Some of it persists, but she has shown SOME standards in the second season.

U is for Underwear, preferably Victoria's Secret or Frederick's of Hollywood. No "granny panties" for Gabby!

V is for victorious which Gabby was when she got Carlos to give her control over their money.

W is for wine which Gabby tells the lawyer she cant drink.