3. I want a crossover episode with Supernatural just to have Lana say "You look familiar." to Dean while the anvils drop.[/quote]
Hey now, I like Supernatural. I certainly wouldn't wish Lana on it! And besides, we all know Lana wouldn't think Dean looks familiar. She clearly doesn't remember Jason at all. [/quote]
Well, it would all depend on who wrote the crossover. If written by the Supernatural writers, Dean would flirt with Lana outrageously, be extremely amused by how uncomfortable he was making her, then dismis her to focus on more important things.
If written by the Smallville writers, on the other hand, Dean and Sam would fall head over heels in love with her (because all men do), driving a rift between the Winchester brothers, and ending the BroYay! (if that's what you're into) for all time!!
Blech!
There would be one consolation, though. Any woman a Winchester truly loves seems to end up pinned to the ceiling with a bloody gash across her abadomen, where she bleeds out until she spontaneously combusts.
There's always a bright side if you look for it.
And, as for my Smallville wish list, crazy me wants to see Lex and Clark be friends again before the final blow up. I know this probably won't happen but, every time they interact in an even somewhat-friendly way, I feel my hopes trying to rise. But I shove them back down, because I figure that way lies disappointment.
Morrigan27
Nov 6, 2005 @ 5:01 pm
1. Better security for Lex cannot be stressed enough.
2. Clark not going into Lex's home and demanding stuff....again and again.
3. Dude we get it. Lex isn't trustworthy.
4. The Kent's not being so....high handed. Please get off your soapbox. YOU AREN'T PERFECT no matter how many times you try and fail miserably.
5. Chloe telling Clark to feck off and that Clark and Lana deserve each other.
6. Little to no Lois.
7. More episodes without Lana. I like it.
mobiusklein
Nov 6, 2005 @ 5:30 pm
Where to begin:
1. Martha to get the damn Lana blinders slapped off her. Sorry but the last thing I want to see her do is cry that Lana ain't gonna be popping out her grandchildren. I want her to get that Lana ain't the one because the last thing I want to think is about future!Martha going "Lana was so much better" when being introduced to any future prospective girlfriend/boyfriend/etc.
2. More Lex calling Clark to task
3. I don't want AlMiles to try to pull a St. Lana if/when she finally learns the truth, I want there to be some major fit-throwing from her. I don't want to see "Oh, you could've always told me. I was always ready and I wuv,wuv, wuv you always and perfectly understand it is your destiny to go and save the world." I know a lot of Lana fans are in love with this scenario but . . . it's BS. Heck, even TW sees Lana as being high maintenance.
4. No Lexana especially the kind threatened. The pining unreciprocated crap is garbage.
ratman
Nov 6, 2005 @ 9:28 pm
Some hot Oedipal Clartha action.
What?
MetropolisGal
Nov 7, 2005 @ 7:21 pm
Lana dies.
Okay, so this isn't going to happen, so here's my alternate wish:
Get Lex Luthor a girlfriend who isn't psycho/ a slut. He's a hot man, and there's no reason why he shouldn't be with someone.
Pips D
Nov 9, 2005 @ 5:38 pm
Feeling kinda bitter right now. Not sure if this should go here or if it's more like a letter to AlMiles, but here's my list... I’ll include some stuff that has been mentioned before to express my support (only some 'cause I can't really list it all!).
Stuff I want to see happen (listen up, AlMiles!):
1) Lana having NOTHING TO DO with the Rift. NOTHING. AlMiles, please get it through your heads that at this point, with Clark out of high school, Lana should be completely IRRELEVANT to the story of Clark and Lex. Get over the KK love already and pay attention to the mythos. Season 4 was bad enough.
2) Go back to the original concept that this is the story of CLARK and LEX. Not Clana, not Lexana, most certainly not Clexana: CLEX.
3) NO LEXANA. NO. LEXANA. Back away slowly now that there’s still time and no one will be hurt. You did it in Scare. You can do it again.
4) I also want MR to ask KK on a date already so that Michael Jr. can stop dictating the direction of the show. Sheesh!
5) Yes to any kind of Chlex interaction. Evil, mindwhammied, whatever. Chlex!
6) Return of Mionel. You had something interesting there.
7) Mention: Martha’s baby, Pamela, Lara, Ryan, Evan, Kyla, other dead people that supposedly meant something to the lead characters (that was nice that you mentioned Alicia and crappily photoshoped Jason). Uh, except Lana’s pancake parents. We’ve had enough of that. Mention Henry Small and grandpa Clark, like you mentioned Pete. They're as good as dead, I suppose. Oh, and…
8) …Have people start reacting BELIEVABLY to being faced with constant death.
9) Explain what happened with Lex’s nipple disease, even if it’s in passing.
10) Return of Chlionel: Revenge of the MB!
11) STOP blaming Clark for stuff he DIDN’T DO! Have him express remorse for the bad stuff he actually DID.
12) Make up your mind about Lex. If he’s gonna go down the evol road from now on, fine. Make me understand his motivations. He’s going back to grey, fine. Whatever you decide to do with the character, LET THE VIEWER UNDERSTAND HIS MOTIVATIONS.
13) Go back to Lex believing himself the hero instead of shouting that he’s the villain. That was pretty damn interesting. See: Lex Luthor: Man of Steel.
14) Security and surveillance for Lex. This truly cannot be stressed enough.
15) Have Chloe be the real Lois Lane (AKA Chlois). I have basically no hope that this will ever happen, but I thought I’d include it on the list anyway.
16) Have Clark tell Lana the truth!
17) Lex better know the secret by the end of the series too.
18) More Kahn.
19) More MamaKent.
20) More TyNant.
21) More stuff about Lillian.
22) Less Lois.
23) At least a mention of Nell and Gabe.
24) MamaSullivan mystery solved ON-SCREEN.
25) Do NOT make Chloe go insane. DO NOT. I’m NOT waiting to see that.
26) Have some nice guys or gals interested in Chloe for a change.
27) Explain the whole Level 33.1 thing! There’s no such thing as “too comic-booky” in a series about Superman. No, really.
28) Drop the word “destiny” from your vocabulary altogether. This whole destiny thing is crude and it reduces the characters to puppets.
29) Go back to lightswitching Lana into having a personality. Perhaps people wouldn’t hate Lexana so much if Lana were actually written as a believable human being. But still: NO LEXANA.
30) More awesome drama like in Memoria. That final Lexionel scene was Emmy-worthy. I really miss not feeling ashamed of watching this show.
Cosanostra
Nov 9, 2005 @ 5:40 pm
Martha, Lionel, screentime. Combine those and you have my attention and gratitude.
Shadowknight
Nov 9, 2005 @ 9:26 pm
Oh, I forgot... How about a Jor-El with a consistant personality, even if you still write him as a big, disembodied complete dick that Clark would want nothing to do with?
Cyb
Nov 9, 2005 @ 10:13 pm
It's been two years and I still want resolution for Darius and the Sniper from Shattered. Dammit, I will not let this one go!
Also, I want people to question Jerelle now and then. "Be back by sunset? Or there'll be consequences? Ok. Which sunset and what consequences?" or perhaps, "Someone I love will die? Soon? Ok... but why? Why someone I love and not a stranger? And how soon is soon?" or even, "Why are you such a needlessly complicated, vague bastard and where in the hell did you get an English accent?"
La Guardianista
Nov 10, 2005 @ 2:36 am
"Why are you such a needlessly complicated, vague bastard and where in the hell did you get an English accent?"[/quote]
You see, I fanwank Clark's all round whininess to his genetic Kryptonian Englishness stuck in his farmboy body. It also explains his awkwardness around women, he's from a race that needs beer to have romantic relationships. In the FoS he will recieve his cultural training and will focus his mopiness into making inane complaints about the weather at the start of every conversation he ever has and gain enjoyment from talking about how rubbish Smallville/Kansas/house prices/proper football teams/the world is. And he'll try to pacify supervillains using hot beverages. Either that or they fly me or Cosanostra or somebody into an episode to tell him "It's ok, we've been British and 18 too - here's the Smiths back catalogue and some cider, you'll cope".......
Just me, then.
proteus
Nov 10, 2005 @ 2:42 am
*warning: unpopular opinion incoming*
I would like to see more Clois moments like the water dunking scene - happy playful Clark and happy fun Lois, that for me was the best scene in S4. Not to mention TW is drop dead forgeous when in a wet T-shirt and grinning!
suzycat
Nov 10, 2005 @ 4:25 am
Hell, since we;re asking the impossible, I want a Clex kiss. GODDAMMIT!
jayseyfield
Nov 10, 2005 @ 4:32 am
A conversation between Lana and Chloe.
Lana can shy away from talking about Clark because she thinks it will hurt Chloe.
Chloe can talk about Clark while hilariously playing dumb.
Talipo
Nov 10, 2005 @ 4:47 am
Evil Clark teaming up with Lex and the both of them having fun.
mizz
Nov 10, 2005 @ 5:55 am
Mercy and Hope.
Please.
Kill two birds with one stone (a stone made of two birds? ..... Whatever).
Kickass security for Lex, plus some regular interaction between him and people that don't loathe him.
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