Ha!
Word, Cyb. And something else? NO apologies. If they say it, they need to mean it and not be sorry.

When I saw that moment in SR and the dog looks back at him, my thoughts were the dog was asking "Why do you always have to be such an asshole?"

There should be a fakeout.

As the storm lets up and everyone starts to leave, Chloe stops Lana:

Chloe: Listen, I'd like to apologize.
Lana: Everyone was stressed out from the storm.
Chloe: No, you didn't let me finish. I'd like to apologize... out of reflex, because everyone's always apologizing to you. But I can't this time because I meant everything I said. Maybe I could have found a different, gentler way to say them, being a writer and all, but sometimes blunt is the way to go. You're a piss poor friend, you toy with people's emotions, you're a passive-aggressive victim and you should just hand out numbers to all the young men in town instead of having them line up to be your backup boyfriends. Have a safe drive home, you bitchy squirrel.

cyb - That is so blunt. Gosh, I wish they would be that blunt sometimes on the show. I loved Chloe and Lex's little catty fight in Hypnotic. That was some good stuff. KK does bitchy well and so does AM. They should let them have some fun with some vicious barbs.

AREA 51 This isn't an ultimate wish or anything, but I thought it'd be fun if they did an AREA 51 episode. "The X-files" and "Roswell" explored the alien/Area 51 subculture in humorous episodes and I think "Smallville" could easily do something similar. Maybe they could combine it with a ROADTRIP episode where Chloe gets an assignment/tip on some big alien news story bc of a bizarre incident and she and Clark go to investigate and find Lex is already there doing the same thing. Perry said Chloe had a reputation among the bug-eyed circles and they could talk about how popular Chloe is among alien fanboys (and fangirls) online. "Angel" did an episode where he visited a comic book store and the clerk talked about him as being semi-famous as an urban myth and the subject of chatrooms. It's a nice set up for some shout outs and to poke fun at themselves and the fans. There would be lots of room to make fun of the little green men stereotype and what aliens would look like. Plus, they could explore/emphasize that Clark isn't like Batman, Green Arrow, Batchica, or any of the other superhumans because he isn't HUMAN at all. It's a big difference for his story. They could even meet up with alien haters who want to track them down to kill them or protect us from the threat. I think that be a lot more worthwhile than yet another generic kryptofreak bc it would really be about Clark and the characters' xenophobia or lack thereof.

Inspired by the Siteville posts hoping that we'd get a Lana-free episode:

There should be an episode where Lex and Lana literally "become one." Due to a freak "meteor rock" accident, they're merged into one being. This can be accomplished by putting a long dark wig on Michael Rosenbaum and having him return to his slightly swishy walk of S1. They can just use old footage of Lana before the melding and explain her absence post-resolution with some exposition from Lex: "She doesn't want to talk to me... she says she needs some time alone after seeing what I'm really like. Also, she's mad that when we came onto Clark, it was mostly me doing it." This would give Kristin Kreuk some time off to go promote Partition or whatever. Everybody wins!

Or they can just say she went to Bitch Camp to learn how to be a bigger bitch.

I'd love to see political intrigue, corporate espionage and Gigi Edgley smack in the middle of it. As much as I normally hate stunt casting she'd totally rock on this show.

I'm gonna limit myself to one wish lest I leap into rant mode and that wouldn't be good for anyone...

My one wish is a slight cosmetic change to the climax of "Crusade" where Clark had become Kal-El, learning to fly*, meeting Nois, etc. At the end when Martha spiked Kal/Clark with the black K, and he split in half, I would have Clark and Kal-El merge together only have Clark being the dominant persona.

This way there's always the danger that the Kal persona could come back (like when Mulana was having her "Charmed" moment) and we'd learn that that side of Clark is more familiar with Krypton, including little tidbits like, I dunno, if Jarnelle says something really hard to understand like "Kill the vessel" to just frickin' do it then cry like a baby at Lex's funeral. The next time someone tosses out a cryptic reference to Clark's potential for evil it won't feel like we're getting snowed because we know that there's inside Clark the potential to be almost as bad as Zod**.

Also this way when Clark finds the Fortress of Crystal Dildotude*** Jarnelle won't have to use Kryptonian See 'N Say to make Clark understand about Krypton.


*feel free to reference Tom Petty if you wanna
**I felt dumb just writing that but roll with me here
***I'm officially copyrighting that one

Sorry, double post. Pay no mind.....

The pure sexual tension from a Lex / Chiana scene would actually melt televisions across the United States.

I want Lex to prong Lana, make her beg for more than he dumps her because Clark is no longer interested in Lana therefore she's useless to make Clark jealous.

A great storyline for S6 would be :

Lex remembers everything from Vessel, but pretends to remember nothing to fool Clark into a false sense of security. Determined to gain revenge on Clark, Level 33.1 is re-opened to start breeding FOTW's. Lex's half brother Lucas (from S2's Prodigal) is brought back to run the day to day operations, whose influence causes Lex to get even darker ( even Lionel called him a sociopath). Lionel works in secret to regain his company from Lex and works with Clark feeding him secrets about Level 33.1. From there you could have Lex kill off Lionel after learning about his betryal, frame Lucas for it, and then be the sole Luthor left on the show changing the company name to Lexcorp. This would be the start of Lex's enterprise and cement him in villain status. It would also establish a rivalry between Clark and Lex based on Clark turning Lionel against Lex, and Lionel ultimately choosing Clark over him. I would much rather see the rivalry based on this, then over Lex stealing Lana.

Dude, I'd rather the Clex rivalry be over who the best dancer is than Lana. Imagine: future Lex Luthor and Superman training all year round, meeting a top the DP or in Lex's Secret Lair to battle it out through breakdance, repeatedly exchanging the phrase, "you got served!". And if they wanted to do this shirtless, I wouldn't object.

But here's my wish for the day: I want Mex. I want just even one Mex scene in s6. I don't care if they bake muffins, have a bitchy fight over the MB/Clark, have a bittersweet and/or heated discussion of the past, whatever! Just get those two together! The last was what? Transference? Doesn't count in my book, so I'll take it back to Heat. And even if they wanna go the hot, dirty wrong route, I'll take it (a reversal of what Lionel did with Victoria, if you will). At this point, I'm not picky.

Vyperman, I like that, especially since it brings back Lucas. However, this:

Is the best idea of all! It'll be like Dancing With the Arch-Nemesises!

My wish: Lana meets her ultimate stalker.

Grim Reaper: Hello, darling Lana.
Lana: Who are you?
Grim Reaper: I'm Death. You can call me Grimmy, though. I've been in love with you for years.
Lana: Do you mean to say you've been stalking me all this time?
Grim Reaper: Guilty as charged!
Lana: And you're the one responsible for the tornadoes coming after me, and all those meteor mutants, and possibly the meteors themselves?
Grim Reaper: And that one horse!
Lana: Well... at least you're honest with me. Tell you what, if things don't work out with Lex, you can be my new boyfriend.

OMG! Lana is Mr. Immortal from Great Lakes Avengers!

HAHAHA! You guys are hilarious! Can there be sequined outfits?

I was watching Superman:the Animated Series this weekend and I got a great idea for a Lois episode. On the audio commentary for Mxypixilated, Paul Dini talked about his favorite issue of the Lois Lane comic book. In the issue, Lois get turned into a centaur and eventually turns completely into a horse. She then goes on to have a relationship with Comet the Super Horse. This would make the perfect Lois Lane episode because 1) having a relationship with Comet would be the kind of anvil that TPTB seem to love for Lois since they are always using her love life as a way of dropping the hints of future Clois; and 2) horses can't talk.

Also, I would like to see Titano, because apes are fun.

This group also has a superheroine named Squirrel Girl. Coincidence? I think not.

Luckily for the GLA their Squirrel Girl is awesome. Not so for us. :(

I want an epic episode reminiscent of Godfather part 2 in story formation (not subject matter LOL!) with one part of the story dealing with Lex and the other part of the story dealing with Clark and gradually we see parallels and links and at the very end... the showdown.

I want more Lex/Lionel scenes.

I want a Lex-centric episode on par with Lexmas or Oynx.

I want better ensemble writing. Writing for the cast as an ensemble.

A kick a** fight! I want Clark to fight!!!

Like this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywo6F4xYTvA

I hope posting this is against the rules. I read them. Then forgot most of them.

Best Superman moment ever! Gotta feel for the Metropolis tax payers though.

Superman really cares not about the property damage! LOL!

I still want to see a scene with Clark eating a piece of pie.

And all the people who got smushed by the evil!guy smashing through their part of the building, and the people who got hit by flying cars, and...

The best is that there is another battle scene with Superman and Captain Marvel in another clip and they are throwing each other through buildings and the buildings FALL THE FUCK DOWN!!!! I couldn't believe it. I mean some people get on Clark for throwing someone 30 feet and maybe/maybe not killing someone and here is an episode where Superman is THROWING somebody through a building and killing hundreds of people(since every light in the building is on I'm going to assume that people were home.)

No, no. That sort of thing just doesn't happen. People are teleported to safety by a wizard. Everybody knows that.

I thought it was a newly created neighborhood that Lex built that was going to be low income housing and this started at the dedication ceremony so the buildings were still empty.

Of course, it still sucks that Superman destroys what could have been affordable housing for hundreds (if not thousands) of poor families.

Heh..I stand corrected then. I never saw the episode so I didn't have the scene in it's full context. But when every light in the building is on I figured they were already occupied. But it does make sense that they wouldn't.

There is the fact that Superman is essentially beating the crap out of a 12-year-old though. Doesn't that bother anyone else?

And just so I don't make two off-topic comments in this thread in one morning:

I really wish Shelby would come back. I miss him.

"Shellbyy...!!" *sniffle* Where is he? :(

I do remember thinking Superman was being quite the jerk in that episode. The funny part is that Lex knew he could Count on it. :]

I want more Clark saving Chloe because its fun to watch her reaction (i.e. Vessel) since she is in on his secret.

Agreed. In Thirst she was passed out...and I don't think there's been any big saves since then.

I too wish for more Shelby.

I want Lana to be canonically a freak, the baby to be Lexana or Brainiac or anything OTHER than a Clana baby, and Chloe to stop being Lana's friend.

I want to see just one episode of Smallville in which a romantic relationship is never depicted, mentioned, or even implied.

Me, i want to see Shelby get a girlfriend or a boyfriend if he preferes. That dog really needs to be loved seeing as his humans (and alien) are ignoreing him

I would be stunned if they made Mutant Lana canon. I don't think the show has the guts, though.

I'd love more Clark-Chloe saves. The car save in Vessel still gives me chills, as does the Fortress save in Arrival. Chloe saving Clark in Solitude also thrills me.

I defiantly agree that there has to be more chlark savings.

Bring back Shelby

Tell us what happen to Chloe's dad Gabe

No more clana

A follow up on Chloe's mum

No more clana loft seens

Chlark

Chlois

Clark actually using his brain

Give us some laidback casual seens that show some happiness (preferably Clark and/or Chloe)

Give me a reason not to hate Lana make her more than a pwetty pink face, give her a job that she had to work hard to acquire or an ambition

Chlark

More Martha and Chloe

Chloe and Lana smack down (I'm sick of this one sided friendship)

Perhaps Shelby has found a girlfriend. That's why he hasn't been around so much. He's hangin' with his bitch.

I want to see Clark do some non-chalant saves. Something like, he and Chloe are out for a walk when a tree starts to fall. Clark casually knocks the falling tree aside and they continue talking as if nothing happened.

since smallville has made the big "jump" i suggest they bring the tick,batmanuel,and capt liberty to smallville. this way two bda's can be on the show. batmanuel can put the moves on lana,chloe,lois and ma kent.lex and mb can hook up with capt liberty.its got to be better then some of the storylines we have been getting .

Don't forget Arthur! He can keep Jimmy occupied.

ack that was what was missing

I want EARTHWORM JIM.

Isn't Clark pretty much alresdy the Tick? I'd like to see him fight Chairface Chippendale, and frankly, the man eating cow is so perfect for Smallville you'd think she was created for the show.

I miss Breaking and Entering!Chloe.
I miss fun and exciting action sequences.



Firebunny what a great idea! I've always wanted to see Clark pickup Chloe and run with her in the midst of scoobying. So she's not always left behind.

I thought of this one last night.

I would love to see Clark and Chloe testing his powers; just simple at the beginning of an epsidoe maybe with Clark standing in the middle of the road and Chloe driving up beside him.

"Clark, that was 1/8 of a mile."

"In one jump?"

"In a single bound!"

Yeah, it's cheese, but I like cheese.

More Breaking & Entering!Chloe, smart!Clark, Kents & Sullivan famlies, and everything else faerie wings said would be great also. I also love that random simple save thing; they did it on LnC and it worked beautifully.

I wish Chloe and Lex would get kidnapped together and have to work together to save themselves. I've always enjoyed MR/AM scenes and I think they would make a really cool team against a common foe. A big part of "Mercy" that I enjoyed was seeing Clark/Chloe/Lex work as a team to save the parents.

Given the level 33.1 investigation, I'd want to see what Chloe and Lex would say to each other if left alone without the focus being Clark or Lana or Clana. Lex and Chloe have similar personalities (curious, ambitious, smart, defensive, snarky) and similar weaknesses (their mothers, feeling unloved) so I think there is enough there for some good and unexpected conversations. Chlex don't get enough scenes together which is a shame when the actors work so well together.

Oooh, Massena, that would make an excellent episode. They could work through all their issues and make a connection and they decide they can actually trust one another. Then Clark comes to save them and Chloe has to knock Lex out so he won't see it, in effect, betraying Lex to protect Clark.

Firebunny - Glad you'd like to see it, too. I thought it'd be ironic if Chloe gets locked up by a FOTW while investigating 33.1 and the FOTW turns on Lex and puts him in with Chloe. So, it's not like they suddenly like each other. Lex would lie about his involvement. Chloe would know the truth, but have no proof. The psychology of joining forces with your enemy and perhaps having some level of new understanding with them intrigues me. I was thinking something like when Lex is on the island alone and goes nuts a bit. Let them go without food and drink and get tired and scared together over the course of a week and have Clark and Lana not know how to find them. Like an episode of "Without a Trace" or some other criminal drama where you follow the police over days of searching for people.

Last season, Lex saved Chloe in "Thirst" by injecting her with the cure and Chloe brought Lex back to life in "Void" by injecting him with the antidote. And they killed a woman together in "Hypnotic." And so far, I can't recall one Chlex scene being mentioned by anyone which is a shame. Chlex should be thrown together in as many scenes as possible because the actors are fantastic together.

My wishlist --

- Clark *really* moves on from Lana and focuses on saving-the-world stuff.

- An all out Chlark (good) VS. Lexana (evil).

- More Chlex and Chlionel scenes.

- Lois in permanent exile.

- Martha being more parental than she's been this season

- Some mention that the kids are attending college.

- Romantic Chlark would be the icing on the cake.

I've been on the Chlark train for so long...but with the return of the Clana, I just can't help but feel that Chloe is too good to get mixed up with Clark's bullshit rationalizations for his shit choices. I'm SO ready for some Chlex.

I'd like to see Lexana be revealed as a sham by the end of S6. I'll be willing to take an "if you can't beat 'em..." attitude with the Clana and let them just be together, maybe with Lois tossed in to create a triangle. Yes, I know, it sounds like torture, but I'm not sure if having Clark tempted by another woman after he and Lana finally get together wouldn't be a real treat. Anyway, blahblahClana, the point is that such a set up would leave Chloe and Lex to their own damned sexy devices. I'm still down for Chloe turning evil (an unpopular opinion, I know) or maybe Lex becoming a better man due to Chloe's influence...maybe something happens to Chloe, and it fuels more Clex hatred...but from Lex's side. Who knows. I'd just love to see some more Chlex. It could be the saving grace I'm hoping for....

I'm very fond of the "what goes around comes around" life philosophy so Chlex giving Clana a reason to be a bit insecure would make me grin like a cheshire cat. Clark and Lana are use to Lex and Chloe acting like the world revolves around Clark and Lana. I'd like to see the world revolve around Chloe and Lex for just one episode.