That's going on my wishlist: Clark throws a party when he realizes he's free of Lana forever. There can be balloons and streamers and pie. Lex can watch from outside the window, as the reality of his despair sets in, and Lana, tugging at his sleeve, hisses, "We have to talk about our relationship right this instant, Mister 'Tried to Abandon His Girlfriend at the Restaurant But Seriously Underestimated Her Ability to Grab Onto a Porsche Fender And Not Let Go!'"

Holy crap, Cyb, that's the hardest I've laughed today thanks to the incredible mental picture that conjuers.



Those pearly whites aren't just for hissing through, man!

Now I want to see Clark, Chloe and Lex in a three-way kiss at a party to celebrate LuthorCorp's newest invention - a kryptonite-powered squirrel repellent. You can show Lana jumping up and down at the window, being repelled by the ultrasonic anti-squirrel soundwaves. "You never told me you were working on this! You kept secrets!", she can hiss, while they look out the window and laugh.

Lana is then attacked and eaten by a group of vengeful squirrels.

For people who've seen Eurovision, I want to see Clark attempt to sing Hard Rock Hallelujah.

I want an AU episode. Possibilities:

This one has been mentioned a lot but I'd still like to see an episode where Clark was raised by Lionel instead of the Kents.

We go back to Commencement. Instead of possessing Lionel, Jerelle possesses other people. We see events play out differently for each possible person he possesses. Imagine if he'd taken over Martha! Jonathan would be having a romantic moment with her and then suddenly Jerelle takes over! Or what if he'd taken over the cleaning lady? Or Lana? That'd screw Clark up sexually forever!

Give MR the day off and have Lex be a girl. Or, hell, put him in a skirt and make him play the girl part, too! We already know he can do it.

Lana's parents never died and she still turned out to be a misery-loving high-maintenance twit with abandonment issues.

I want to see Bessie and Lana fight over Zex.

So, it's the Sims for Smallville?



I think it would be cooler if Lana's parents never died, and she turned out to be some sort of uber-lesbian. Imagine! Lana wears the flannel, not Clark! It'd be interesting if the first meteor strike turned the whole town asexual. Hoyay all around!

Well I, for one, do not look forward to teaching Jerelle how to go pee on his own accord.

"No, Jerelle! The toilet! THE TOILET!"

Yeah, but I look forward to Lex and Clark messing around in the heart shaped bed. Oh! But there's always the chance of a baby and those things are an absolute pain to take care of! They always get taken away by the social worker! Damn!

Yeah but is Clarks aspiration Knowledge (ha!), Family, Romance, Wealth, Popularity or Pleasure?

*hangs head* Probably romance...Gah!

I've never played sims. Is Pie an aspiration? Because Clark is all about the pie.

no, but grilled cheese is.

Another reboot idea: Everything after Shattered was a comatose dream on Lana's part as she lay horse-stomped in her hospital bed! The CoCK was just her squirrelly brain's way of breaking up Clark and Lex so she could have Clark or Lex all to herself. She didn't really care which one, as long as the other remained her backup. Memoria was spawned of her desire to see Clark and Lex in lycra shorts. The whole witchy stones plot? Her brain's way of translating what was going on with her body in real life: Kidney stones!

She never dated Jason Teague, although he really does exist, but in real life she only knows of him from the gossip columns out of Metropolis, where he is rumored to have had some "indescretions" with Lex. Everything from S4-5 is just one dream after another, inspired by fuzzy bits of the conversations she overhears while in her coma. She manufactured Lois after Chloe chattered away about using the name for writing columns after being blacklisted by Lionel. That's why Lois is such a Lana pimp, you see. Lana cast the role herself! That's also why when her whacked out mind heard Clark and Chloe talking about "Zod", she ran out of casting ideas and just made him look like Lex. In reality, Zod is an alien party animal with slicked back hair and black clubwear.

Lana finally wakes up almost three years later to find out everyone's moved on without her. And also that her head was shaved somewhere along the line to make it easier on the nurses to tend to her. And that Clark does not own a single red jacket. She's stuck repeating junior year in high school while Clark and Chloe are sophomores, who barely if ever interact with her. Sometimes at night, she can hear a horse whinnying softly in the darkness.

Cyb, I wish that was true. Lanaearth in the Lanaverse - that is either Lana Lang's pink dream or my terrible nightmare. Which lasts for three years already.

I already wrote in this tread. But that was before I watched Reckoning, Fade and Vessel, so the level of Lanahate was like millions of degrees lower.

So, my wishlist:
1. Lana Lang's immediate and miserable death. I've never seen such an egoistic bitch. When she whined that the whole apocalipse in 'Vessel' was a test for her Whiny Majesty, I fell from my chair. Just kill her. She has no point to exist since the beginning of season 3. She is wasting screentime and killing Lex as a character. Don't you see, he's already behaved like a dumb cheerleader in 'Fragile'. In a couple of years he'll be jumping with pompons in the Luthor Mansion. Or, most likely, in Belle Reve.
2. Lex and Clark both starting a relationship with Chloe. What is she gonna choose - a barn sex, or a limo sex together with the pool table sex? Or maybe just both?
3. Some sense for Lois' existence. I like Erica and she had a good chemistry with TW in 'Exposed', I laughed a lot watching them.
4. An explanation of how Chloe becomes Lois at the end of the show.
5. More Mionel. I think that Lionel should go saving Martha at the beginning of season 6. Chloe should go save Clark. And Pete may come to save Lana from the StupiZod. And take her away forever. And I don't even mind if we'll learn about this a couple of episodes later from Chloe who will read an e-mail from Pete with the 'Pink Escape' story.

Zod actually having a taste for human flesh and starts actually eating Lana.

TPTB seem to love ripping off movies, so why not rip of the greatest movie ever created in the history of movie-making history?

My wish is simple:

Snakes In a Barn.

(Guest starring Samuel L. Jackson, of course.)

ETA: Samuel L. Jackson as Bhost.

SLJ Duke: Those motherfuckin' snakes aren't going to motherfuckin' kill themselves, son.

That was the worst and dumbest line of the episode.

I think it just furtherer showed how oblivious, self-centered and in many ways sociopathic Lana actually is. She just brushed it off like 'twas a traffic jam and not the end of the world. And maybe Zod just has a thing for nutty chicks.

As for my wishlist, Zex to pull out from that kiss with Lana and say "Who are you?"

Also, a shot of Clark bored, tired of pounding on the PZ just lying there, fiddling with his fingers.

I want very, very much for Cyb's coma scenerio to be true.ROFL! Genius, ratman. Genius. Re: the Zexana kiss. I'd be happen if he simply recoiled from her, shoved her away, and told her she was a crappy kisser with rancid breath and would waste no more of his time. Of course, we'd have to endure the Scrunchy Squirrel Face of Outrage, but it might just be worth it. Maybe. *sigh*

I've got a theory that makes the Season 5 Finale quite dramatic. Zod is really an agent from Smallville' fans who's mission is to get the Mope and Whine out of the show. He succeeds with the Mope, sending Clark to Phantom Zone, but when he comes for Lana, he is trapped by her preternatural beauty. And there is nobody around who can save Zod! Ohmigod!

...but, maybe, a couple of Fines is still around?


I wish he said "you had a nut in your mouth". Then he could take in out of his mouth and throw off the roof. There is no way she didn't jump after it.

I like this better! Perfection (and entirely logical), Prospero! With this action alone, Zex becomes the hero of this show. Pretty bold move, I'd say.

Thank you, Orestes96. I wish my posts were half as cool as yours.
I also wish English was my first language. It would be easier to post all the things from my head then. ;)

Add-on to my wishlist - no afterposession amnesia for Lex. I don't mean anything special, but I'm just sick and tired from everyone forgetting everything.

I wasn't sure where to put this, and since it pertains to what we want to see....over at DeKnight's blog, he's asking what one thing you really want to see in the S6 premiere episode, and to elaborate in no more than 2 sentences. In case anyone is interested in getting their 2 cents in there.

Amazingly enough, most of the people that posted seemed to have not read his question at all (the guy couldn't *be* more specific), and they're writing a laundry list of things they want for S6. *sigh* How difficult can it be to fathom the request?

Maybe they just think its a jumping off point to start negotiations, hee.

Seriously, I won't go anywhere near myspace (It is myspace, right? Forgive me if I am wrong). It freaks me out just a little.....OK, a lot. But what I have heard is that its kind of a tween hangout, if you will. So maybe everyone "misread" what he had to say. (And I use that term loosely)

I would enjoy it if they replaced Lana with stock Discovery channel footage of a squirrel. EG:

LEX is sitting alone. We hear footsteps, and LEX turns.

LEX: Lana?

CUT TO: forest scene with SQUIRREL standing there nibbling nuts.

Or perhaps just a giant stuffed toy squirrel?

Orestes96:

And I'd say it'd be a pretty, bald move.
Sorry! <runs for cover>

How about replacing Lana with a squirrel from 'Ice Age'? The nut for this one was something like 'seekreth and lieth' for Lana - in fact, she always was busy with it.

MySpace annoys me a bit. So I'm not going there. And I don't even beleive that these 2 sentences are gonna change anything.

Besides if he wants our input, he knows where to find us. I'll say it plainly: I want Zex to make clear that Lana is just a convenient appliance he'll chuck over the side of the building the second she tries to berate him and/or Chloe/Clark gets a damn clue about that little self-indulgent twaddle about how a burning city turns her the hell on and actually gets mad at HER w/o apologizing!

Option A: Dead Lana. And she stays dead. She's not needed, and she pisses the crap out of almost everyone I know. She dies and other things will take care of themselves automatically. Simple enough, eh?

Option B: Zex throwing Lana off the roof - I'm hoping it's not too late for that. She doesn't have to die, but somebody's got to show some signs of disliking Lana, if not outright hating her. So, if not Zex, mobiusklein's idea of Chloe/Clark calling her on her crap.

And oh, since I'm not posting on DeKnight's blog (it sorta annoys me as well), I took the liberty of making my wishes a little more elaborate than he wants it to be. ;)

Yikes! Double post. Sorry.

In S6, I want to see the MB bastardly again. I want some sort of well-written arc where it's Chlark against the MB. I want to be able to see what both sides are doing, and try to figure out who'll win.

Oh no PepSinger, we've found something we don't agree on ;) I actually like the ambigious, can be good/can be bad Lionel they've got going on right now. As the show moves Lex more and more into the villian role, I like that they're moving Lionel a bit away from it. Not that I want him whitewashed. I really love Clark's uneasy, untrusting reluctance in his scenes with Lionel. But I also like to idea that Lionel truly believes that he may be getting a 2nd chance at this family thing with Martha, and with a new, shiney superpowered "stepson" that he can influence. Plus, having that Lionel also adds fuel and resentment to Lex's fire. JMHO

Plus, purely practical reasons....I really love JG/TW scenes.

Me too. TPTB keep making it less and less likely that we will get any increase in Clark/Lex scenes, so if I can't have that, I need more Clark/Lionel scenes. If that means an ambiguous Lionel, then so be it.

Hee. It was going to come sooner or later.



I think that they could have Lex/Lionel vs. Chlark, but it would be an interesting twist if Lex double-crossed Lionel because of Lex's resentment (like the Lex/Lionel scene in Mercy). That would make Lex seem even more villianous.



Oh, BadToad, we'd still have those. ('Cause I'm a sucker for JG/TW scenes, too) :D They could be more like the end of Mercy with them confronting each other.



Oh, that's another wish for S6, scout. I definitely need more Clex.

Edit: This board has gone crazy! Sorry!

Let's try this again...

Speaking of Mercy...In response to Lex's total crap security, I would love to see the Hope and Mercy show up before the end of the series. Preferably, to kick the living shit out Lana.

Next season, Clark or Lex or both of them need to be heard reading a letter like this to Lana. Just replace the words "Amazon Parrot" with "Angry Squirrel" as needed.

If Lex could be heard saying to Lana, "You are a high-maintenance money pit with fur," all would be forgiven. Even Ageless.

Oh, but not Relic. Never Relic.

Oh my. Somebody definitely needs to write an 'Open Letter to The Most Whiny, Self-Centred, Pathetic, Irritating, Needy, Dumb, Worst-Friend-Ever Pink Princess Who Never Gets Called On Her Crap And From Whose Ass The F*cking Sun Shines'. And repeatedly whack Lana on the head with it.

Ooh, can we make a song out of it and have all the characters sing it as the Season 6 opening credits play? *evil laugh*

Um, yeah...I scare myself sometimes. :P

ETA:

*hypnotizing voice* TW. Beautiful TW. Without the THRJ. Without the horrendous bangs. In a wife-beater (there was a wife-beater somewhere in that episode, right?). And oh, dead Lana look-alike, whom you can always fantasize as dead Lana.

Did I manage to tempt you even a little bit? ;)

clooless, the only reason I don't hate that episode is because of TW's 50s-look. That, and the fact that I like the 50s-early 60s era.

ETA: romantic idiot, thanks. I didn't word that correctly at all. :)

Hee. Pepsinger, I'm sure you don't mean to call TW shallow. /nitpick.

In S6, I would like to see Clark gradually start to put together his Superman persona, bit by bit. It would be a nice bridge between Clark the boy and Clark the man. (I really liked the part of "Batman Begins" where BW is creating his Batman identity. He had Alfred to help; Clark has Chloe and his Mom.)

He should start by wearing his underwear on the outside of his clothing.

Now you've done it! *blushes* Thanks for the kind words, Prospero! I'm shocked my rambles make any sense at all. And as far as the English goes, you're doing just fine, my friend.And yet another great idea. If this happens, I won't be able to watch the rest of s6 as I will have died from the shock. Seriously, I wish there was a way to actually put money down on these things: sure bets and all. Alas...I'd be happy if someone remembered/mentioned that Lex was poisoned in s3, but I don't think I'll see that either.Haha! Of course!

Finally, I've decided to add my random thought from the Relationship Thread to the Wish List: I want Lionel to be rebastardized early on in s6, disable Clark with Kryptonite, lock him in a cage, and give him to Lex. Lex, genuinely touched, reconciles with his dad and they decide to take over the world together. Lex tells Lana that she was merely a warm body to get him through the cold, Clarkless months, hands her a pair of earrings made out of cashews, and has his brand new badass secruity team toss her off the property. Lex attempts to pursuade Clark to join him and become couple of legend that they had once dreamed of being together by employing several teasing "look, but can't touch" tactics: dancing nude in front of the cage, ice dildo play, pie eating, and so on. Clark can only control himself for so long. This, compounded by Clark's time in captivity, gives him time and material to think about Clark then has an incredible epifany and finally decides to be honest with himself. He realizes that he's been living a lie and that he and Lex are truly OMGMENT2B4EVA!11!!!1!. They, with the help of power couple #2 Mionel and perhaps Chloe (who also embraces the darkness within), take over the world and live happily every after. This is obviously a rough draft, but you see where I'm going, right?

Orestes, I think you and I are on the same page. Except, I would like to see it sort of the other way around. When Lex gets de-Zodified, as he obviously will, I have this vision of him splatting off a building and Clark not noticing till it's too late. Terribly sad at the loss of his first true love, but also oddly touched to know Lex is finally at peace, Clark touches Lex's face - and is startled when Lex turns out not to be dead at all! Aware that, having fallen off a building, Lex has probably broken every bone in his body, Clark does the unthinkable. He CALLS AN AMBULANCE.

Lex nearly dies, of course, but thanks to his pre-Zod superhealing tendencies he doesn't. He is a mess, but determined a) that he will get back to normal (which of course he will) and b) to get all his super powers back. Naturally, Lana is too traumatised at the possibility he will die and abandon her to visit him in hospital, and later she decides everything is just one big trauma and goes back to Paris to get away from the Clex and all their conflicting claims on her. I choose me, and also cashews, she says.

Lex remembers everything and is still deeply pissed off at Clark. Clark, however, has realised that he has been a pig in the past and determines to take advantage of Lex's weakness to win him back from the drak side. This takes ages, since Lex continues to have issues and to lay smackdowns, but Clark cannot be dissuaded, and eventually their Eternal Density cannot be denied and they shag for an entire episode. Chloe and Lois are quite happy about this. The Mionel issue sees a new problem for our boys, as they determine whether Lionel will drag Martha down or Martha will pull Lionel up.

Failing this, can we at least get a Clex kiss? It can be Zod. He's evil.

With tongue! And then when Lex is de-Zodified, he wakes up and goes, "Why is my mouth minty? Oh, right. Because I kissed Clark while I was possessed by an alien overlord who is also from the planet where Clark was born but his name is Kal-El, not Clark, and I totally remember everything, so HAHAHAHA!"

Chlois coming to pass remains #'s 1,2, & 3 on my wish list, but I want to amend the end of my list.

4) I don't want Lex to forget about Clark being an alien. I want to see Lex show some genius and only pretend to forget to get a strategic advantage over Clark while he plots against him. Under the circumstances of the show, they have to bite this bullet sometime. This might as well be it.

5) I don't want Clark to save Nois from the plane. I want to see Lionel save Martha and Nois from Brainiac thereby earning him some more respect from Martha. Plus, it makes sense since he's the only one who has ever been able to truly kill Brainiac by absorbing him.

6) I don't want Clark to be the only superhero in town. I'd like to see a cameo by Cyborg, Flash, Kevin Grady, Batchica or Aquadude.

7) I don't want Chloe rescued out of her situation by someone else. I'd like to see her kick those thugs in the groin and use her taser gun to finish the job before running away.

8) I don't want Lionel to be pure good. I want him to have an impure agenda of some sort the whole season.

9) I don't want Clark to easily beat Zod in a minute of FX flying to save $. I want to see Zod knock the crap out of Clark and vice versa. Clark should look like he's been beaten up for a long time afterwards - no quick healing by Episode 2.

10) I don't want Zod to be in love with Lana. I want him to use her with complete disregard for Lana as a person and only care for her as a tool for him.

I LOVE your idea, suzycat! This would be an ideal situation for future!Clex for me: Lex is angry over the lying and asshat!Clark, Clark realizes he could done so much differently and is determined to help his true love, and so on. In any case, I just want to see more than Clark acting the like victim in the whole Clex situation. I want to see some sadness, longing, reaching out, and eventually (of course), make-up sex. With this scenerio, at least they would have a reason to interact onscreen other than Clexana, Clark making accussations, and Lex denying/excusing x,y, and z. I don't think I want an entire season of that again.

There have been posts in the Spoiler thread about a desire to see Clark fly (never fear, it's not an actual spoiler yet!) but there are budget considerations. So here's my wishlist of cheap flying alternatives:

Show closeups of Tom Welling's face while blowing a large shop fan at him. The movement of his hair and squinting of his eyes will imply topspeed motion. Intersperse these closeups with blue and red blurs to indicate distance shots. Perhaps film the PA's throwing crayons in front of the camera lens.

Or...

Have Clark just blog about his flying adventures. "Dear totally private blog that no one is reading... today i flew again. i went up really high and fast. it is how i caught the bad guys. i also used my xray vision and my new superbreath and other expensive stuff like that. p.s. lois' ford fusion emits very little pollution, which meant i had very plesant air to fly thru."

Or...

Just enroll Lois in college at Offscreen U. and cut way back on Lana episodes. Have Lana possess Lex so that MR has to play her. 2 for 1! Use the budget savings for SFX instead.

I would be fine with any of these options.