I love that idea, Tori Mc! If they brought back the Chlexness of season three, the show would really get more exciting. Plus, I actually enjoyed the Black K storyline of Onyx, and if they could pull that off again it might restore my faith in the show.

EVERYTHING that welshy suggested. That would be fantastic as a flashback episode just like Lineage. Heck Clark can even ask Chloe "Why do you hate Lex so much?" like in Memoria

I want Lex to get his lost memories back. And for there to be major fallout lasting for more than one episode. Although given the amnesia of everyone on this show (even when they're not subjected to EST) I'm not holding my breath.

And DEFINITELY more Chlex.

Good gawd, yes! Speaking of Chlex, I know there are Chlois fans about, but how 'bout Chloe=Mercy or Hope? Chope? Chercy? No? *crickets*

I just don't like the idea of Chloe being a limo driver.....

Yeah, I just don't see that either. Also, Mercy and Hope don't really talk much. Chloe wouldn't get anymore cool quipy dialogue.

If they would retcon SV Mercy as more of a right hand man than body guard/chauffeur I'd buy "evil" Chloe as Mercy.

I'd buy anything, if it meant lex and chloe in a scene together for more than five seconds ... yes I'm sad like that lol

I want to see this episode! (Any story involving 40 cakes has to be good!)

http://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/11.html

Thats what I love about Classic Lex, what an asshole villain.
He's enjoying stealing those pastries, too.

I want to see Clark make balloon animals with a matching silly hat. At least it would be humor on purpose.

I would like to see clark tell lana the truth finnally,then tell her he's sorry but he has to hook up with lois. Then fly away to metropolus and become superman,it's time.

...and when Lana asks why Lois, Clark says it's because he saw it all on a cave wall.

I would love to have Ms. Perfect called out. Little Lovely Lana..ooh, she grates on my nerves. I would also like to see Clark see beyond his ass for once. He is as dumb as a post at times. Lana's scratching post at that.
And one more: Chloe giving Lana a beat down. How's that for perfect??!!

It's been said a few times some time back, but I would like a Chlark kiss. Except that it would make things UBER-awkward so I guess I don't want a Chlark kiss.

Yeah, I don't know what I mean to post.

Can I just say that I want Chlois and for Lexana to get off my screen? Pretty please with sugar on it?

I've been thinkig aout this a lot lately -- Remember how fun RedK Clark and Parasite Chloe were? I want PTB to find a way to bring them back and rework the show to be about their many adventures. It would be like a modern Bonnie and Clyde, only without the gapping bullet holes. Because Clark is bullet proof, and even on RedK, I don't thik he'd let his moll get shot.

Failing that, I would like them to find a way to bring back Lionark. But not permanently, because then I would miss John Glover.

Also, and I may have said this before, but I want to see Bizarro.


You can say it, as long as I can add a cherry to your pretty please with sugar on it.

I would love to see better security for Lex. I'm so sick of watching Clark or Lana or anybody for that matter walzting into the mansion screaming/demanding/whining/bitching/complaining something at Lex. I would also love to see Lex, Chloe, Martha, any resident of Smallville telling Lana and Clark to feck off and that they deserve each other. I would love someone, anybody tell Lois to go away and never come back. I would love someone, anyone, anyone at all to tell Lana that nobody loves her and to quit bitching about her princess life (because you know that's SUCH a difficult life; homeless people have nothing on her).

I want Chloe to have romance in her life--my fondest dream would be for a Chlex romance, where Lex wakes up from his Lana Lang insanity, and he realizes that Chloe is the perfect woman for him:)

And I think I could handle a Chlark romance, especially if Clark realizes Chloe is the girl he should have been with, and that he was all wrong about Lana:)

I would just like some wonderful man to see Chloe as the smart, beautiful woman that she is, and fall madly in love with her. And I would want Lana to be slightly jealous that Chloe has this great man who adores her, but in the end, she pulls her head out of her ass, and acts like a good friend and fully supports Chloe.

I just really think that Lana needs to be humbled a bit, and knocked off her pedestal, and called on her selfish and self-involved behavior.

And if Lexana has to happen, let it happen where Lana shows that she is interested in Lex, but he is so consumed with researching the origins of the spaceship to give her the time of day. And when he does, he just kind of pats her on the head, and she is left miserable and in pain.

THAT is the kind of Lexana I could get behind:)

Since they love stunt casting I would love to see James Callis playing a toaster repairman. Actually I would love to see James Callis do anything, he could simply stand around being bad-ass, just so long as he got to turn down Lana by saying he prefers blondes.

Imagine what Cyborg could have been like if it was Tricia Helfer guest-starred instead.

I want Chloe to get a spinoff after Smallville is over called "Chloe". Like "Joey", "Chloe" will be about Chloe moving to Los Angeles and pursuing an acting career. Like Frasier Chloe will get a sister we never knew she had.

And you never know who will drop by... Clark? Lana? Lex?

How about Lana turns into a cow? She's mooing for 99% of the episode while Clark and Chloe talk about eating steak. Also, all the bulls in the pasture stalk her.

In S6, I'd like to see Nois replaced by Perry as the new 13-episode recurring guest star. I want to see Carrie Fisher return as well.

I'd like to see Chloe reach the newsroom and finally write her Level 33.1 expose, which nudges Luthorcorp into a great fall that breaks it apart. Lionel and Lex go down in flames, but Lex survives to begin again and we see the rebirth of LexCorp, which will one day become the new giant.

A giant with much better security. :]

Trevacious Guy: I want all that too, and Perry, but I like EDLois - I just think she needs some better writing and a character arc that gets her moving in a direction. Having Perry on might just be the thing to kick her in the pants. I'd love to see Perry teaching at the college of Lois' choice (and free lance writing, to keep his hand in) and her taking a journalism class just to have something in common with Chloe. She gets the writing bug and he gets a chance to rebuild his confidence after years of being on the fringes of the journalism world. Also, it sets Perry up to be Lois' mentor in later years. Meantime, Chloe writes her expose, and has to battle with Pauline Kahn to get it published. The story gets published, and Chloe, now a hot and respected journalist, gets a book deal from Wayne Industries Publishing. She writes the book Lex dreamed her writing in 'Lexmas' and now there's a job on the obits desk at the Daily Planet for Lois, because Chloe is moving up in the world. The cousins work together until tragedy strikes and one of them has to go on without the other....

This could be a 4 or 5 story arc, at least, with several opportunities for Carrie Fisher and Michael McKean(sp?) to appear.

Just a thought...

If they haven't been able to develop her during what's nearing two seasons of Lois, then I don't see how the writing for Lois is all of sudden going to improve in S6.

That said, with likely one more season to go, and with AlMiles presumably spending more time away from SV and on Aquaman, I want DeKnight to make a cleaner break away from all the repetitive crap we've been sitting through. No more redux, no mindwhammies, no time reversals, no cop outs. Now that you've shown in S5 that your best isn't "Ageless," it's time to step it up.

Haha! It's scary that I can totally picture this happening. I want Lex to wear a "Made in the Eighties" t-shirt. Why? Why not, I say!

Two Words;

Bachleor Auction.

I want to see Chloe bid like 500$ for a date with Clark! It's not out of desperation, it's for charity!!!

Only to be outbid by Lex.

Well somebody's got to replace PaKent, why not Perry?

I'd like a re-shuffle of the female cast. KK becomes the 13 ep "guest" star as Lana starts to fade from Clark's life. AM becomes the female lead. And ED falls into a regualr supporting character role.

And since it's a wish list. Clark transfers to Met U and cashes in his chips with Perry to get an internship at the Planet. Perry replaces PaKent as mentor figure -- more drinking and less platitudes.

I'd even make it less then 13. I'd have her in the first 4 of S6, then have her go back off to Europe to find herself and try and figure out why she keeps going from guy to guy and making stupid choices. Maybe she can come back at the end of the season with Pete Ross is tow. Maybe they ran into each other in Europe and reconnected. She and Clark can have a bittersweet good-bye for the period at the end of the Clana sentence. I would have both AM and ED be prominent, and finally develop the Lois character. Get her back in college (Chloe's new roommate), show some ambition and direction. And then as a guest star for an approx. 10 episode arc, Lori Lemaris.



And maybe some laughs too. Imagine that.

Can that be the show's new motto? I envision a whole ad campaign around that slogan.

Although maybe this is a bad idea. They'd probably just end up giving us more of Lois as a lush.

1. An entire script devoted to calling Lana Lang on her shite.

2. A special episode; a humerous satire & parody of Smallville. Scenes include Lex Luthor trying to locate a bathroom inside the Manor. Lionel accidentally shoots himself with an antique gun. Lana can't get into the Kent's barn because the doors are locked.

3. In a shocking in episode, it's revealled that Lex's mother never died!

4. An episode about the life Lex would have had if he'd never been sent to Smallville.

5. Joss Whedon is hired to direct and produce season 6.

6. Lexana doesn't actually suck.

7. Lois Lane's character is recast.

Nothing too elaborate from me today just this;

Chloe in a swimsuit.

That is all.

Would love if there was a scene in the show where someone Clark has saved is pissy and ungrateful towards him. Where's the SV equivalent of the man who sues Mr. Incredible for saving his life (The Incredibles), the police officer who calls Batman a caped freak and wants him arrested (Batman Begins), or the people that distrust mutants (X-Men)? I'm sure that there's plenty of other good examples that I can't think of right now.

There's a scene in Justice League where Green Arrow and the Flash are trying to evacuate a crowd from a possible danger zone and the crowd turns on them, wanting to return to their homes and saying that they're willing to take their chances. This leads to the following exchange between the heroes.


I'm not asking for anything of that magnitude, but it'd be great if Clark could have a scene where that same thought process goes through his mind ("What the hell am I doing? Whatever. People need me."). I want that kind of "hell, yeah!" opportunity for him.

The suicial, later homicidal, coach in Hereafter.

I'd like to see Clark learning how to fly and crashing in to all sorts of things, a la 'Greatest American Hero'

I think Clarks line "My faith in humanity is not what it once was." is kinda on the same page.

Firebunny if they did that and included the music, season 4 is completely forgiven and I would watch a marathon of "Krypto".

YESS!! Only my torture episode of choice is probably "Relic" or "Magnetic". I can't choose "Krypto", 'cause I love golden retrievers and I did really like the EDLois/Clark banter over the dogs name.

Isn't there someone who is video-gifted that could somehow make the "Greatest American Hero" thing work? ;)

Both of you do bring up good examples. So I guess I'll amend my wish. I'd like to see more of those kinds of scenes. I'd especially like to see his "My faith in humanity..." sentiment explored some more. We don't get to see nearly enough of Clark's thoughts.

Dammit. Now I have that song in my head. Well, it's my own fault for bringing it up.

I think I'll Netflix 'Greatest American Hero.' I'm sure it's much worse than I remember. But I used to watch it as a kid and eat Girl Scout Thin Mints. Now they are forever linked. Ahh memories.

Hmmmm. Does seeing Clana end forever count as 'Everything I've Wanted To See'? The funny thing is, I always wanted to see Clana work out. AlMiles did a good job of ensuring that the exact opposite is what I wanted to happen. Oh, sweet irony...you gotta love it.

This is a time travel wishlist because it's too late.

My perfect Clana breakup would have involved Clark finding out Lana's not the perfect little princess he's always thought. He's had her built up as this paragon of perfection, since he was five and infatuated with her. But he finds out that Lana's been keeping a secret of her own. She's been covering up Genny Teague's murder with Lex. Not only does this make her a criminal, but a hypocrite!

Clark's illusions are shattered but he gathers himself and calmly tells her what he knows and how disappointed he is in the whole situation. Lana squirrel-whispers, "Are you breaking up with me? Do you want us to be over?" Clark reminds her she broke up with him already, but Lana just blinks in confusion, so he elaborates: "No." She gets a moment of false hope before he goes on: "Because there is no 'us' and I'm starting to realize there never was. Neither of us is who we thought. Goodbye."

Deeply distraught over having lost one of her ardent worshippers, Lana next week turns to drugs in order to help her get in touch with someone who still sees her as a princess. They tell her to snap out of it (Cher-style slap optional) and send her on her way. When Lex finds out that Clark doesn't want her anymore and Lana comes crawling to him as a consolation prize, he finds his own desire quickly evaporates.

He tells Lana they should just be friends, and, forced to be single and all by herself for a while, Lana actually develops a personality. Her faults are textually recognized. Maybe she even slowly begins to build a tenuous but genuine friendship with Clark, and it's clear there's no romance there at all. She apologizes to everyone, including the local squirrels she's been imitating. Finally, Lana is a human being.

And then she's smushed in a freak accident involving Martha Kent's entry into the Guinness World Book of Records: a 4-ton pancake. The end.

I'd love a Clark VO.

I'd like to see Lana and SuperPowers Clunk get it on....and he actually kills her with that Atomic Sperm he's always bitchin' about. Yeah...blows her noggin' right off.

The end.

No more whining.

And Lex and Clunk can finally can make the episode of Brokeback Smallville they've obviously been longing to do.

Oh...and I'd like to see some other actress playing Lois Lane. I don't know if it's the actress or the way the Lois Lane part is written, but bad-ass Lois is no way gonna fall for Clunk and his blank n' clueless stare. I can't imagine she'd put up with the we're together/no we're not/yes we are/why can't you shag me Clark?/I hate you FOREVER crap-a-doo of Clana. One of Clunk's stammering apologies and she'd remove his balls with the pitchfork. Ouchie.

Um, Molly....Lois falls for Superman. Until she knows the that they are one and the same, her relationship with Clark is kinda supposed to be as show. (better written, sure. better acted, okay. If any of you Superman comic afficinados read this, and I'm wrong, please tell me.) I think that's why the much more subtle anvil last night, Lois chiding Chloe about her serious case of hero-worship where Clark is concerned was pretty funny.

This is my dream plot! The runner-up would be Lana deciding to be single for a while. It's appalling that she's had a boyfriend since age fourteen and can't imagine life without one. For pity's sake, girl, stand on your own feet a bit!

[shallow note] Tom Welling in smaller and better fitting boxers [/shallow note].

*sigh* assuming briefs are out of the question. :-(

For everyone that watched Star Trek DS9 remember when it turned out Doctor Bashir was a changeling the whole time that one season? I wish they did that with Chloe. Like at some point in the season it turned out that Fineiac had replaced her with a A.I Chloe.

So Lana has said she doesn't need Clark to protect her. My wish is for him to take that to heart. Seriously. She could be drowning in molasses and rabid bats and he'd just be like, "Sorry, you told me not to protect you. Bye." Sure, it's not heroic, but Clark's done plenty of things I don't consider heroic. He can make up for it by saving extra kittens or something.

Perhaps he can set up a shelter that helps nurse injured squirrels back to health. That would be nice. Now, some frivolousness (honestly, what else did you expect from me?): I want Lex to eat a Ring Pop. Slowly, very, very, slowly.