"All you people ever think about is sex. No wonder you got syphillis."
--Bailey, to George.
Slutty Mistress." -Cristina Yang
"Cheating Whore." -Meredith Grey[/quote]
She said "
pregnant whore."
"A non-fat one?" -Can't remember. (Help me out? Cristina's mom? Meredith?)
"No, a fat one." -Cristina Yang[/quote]
And that was Christina's mother.
Stardancer2001
Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:16 pm
"Porn? As pain management?"
Bailey rawks!
Nerg
Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:18 pm
"You're so damn stupid."- Bailey to McDreamy. Classic, and not at all off-base.
misseileen310
Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:19 pm
Meredith: You should take something.
Cristina: Drugs are for babies.
Izzie: I hate Alex.
Cristina: And the non sequitour award goes to...
Izzie: I'm sorry, but I hate Alex.
Meredith: I broke up with Derek.
Cristina: Burke wants to have a relationship.
Izzie: Boys are stupid.
Cristina: Yep.
Meredith: You know what is ruined for me? Ferryboats. I used to love ferryboats. And, Derek's got a thing for ferryboats. Now, everytime I see a fricking ferryboat...
Cristina: You know what was ruined for me? Corony artery bipass graphs...and aeortic anuerisms. God, I used to love aeortic anuerisms.
Meredith: You're just pissed that two women got the harvest.
Alex: I'm just pissed that anyone except me got the harvest. Boobs in no way factor into this. Unless you want to show me yours.
Meredith: I'm going to become a lesbian.
Cristina: Me too.
Meredith: Dr. Shepherd? I'm sorry I called you a jackass.
Dr. Shepherd: You didn't.
Meredith: I did...twice.
Meredith: I hate you! [takes slice of cake from Izzie] And I hate your cake!
Izzie: No, no, the cake is good.
Derek: Meredith... (To Addison) You really are Satan, you realize that right? If Satan were to take physical form he'd be you, everywhere all the time.
too much? I have lots more...
bria
Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:20 pm
"Do you think you could move this tail-wagon?" (or "tail-waggin'): Bailey, to Meh & McDreamy.
"You're my person.": Xtina to Meh.
"You gave me syphilis!": George to FBB.
You know, mine are only funny in context....
"A non-fat one?" -Can't remember. (Help me out? Cristina's mom? Meredith?)
"No, a fat one." -Cristina Yang[/quote]
It was Xtina's mom.
jewlmc
Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:19 pm
"Ten years of marriage and I didn't even get to finish my damn Lobster"- Bailey
sooty lyons
Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:32 pm
"Your tiny, ineffectual fists" - McDreamy to Meh, way back in season one sometime
sarah1225
Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:36 pm
I liked Christina's "SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!". It made me cry a little.
smoothcriminal
Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:36 pm
Derek : Im from NY, genetically engineered to dislike everywhere else
I think thats how it went.
sarah1225
Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:43 pm
My favourite, above all was when George was talking to Izzie about his syphilis.
"Yeah? How am I gonna tell her? Hey Olivia, how you doing? By the way, I got the syph, how 'bout you?"
..But his "make the lambs stop screaming" is a close second
Beffers
Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:52 pm
"Fine..she's Satans whore "
"Thank You "
Alex and Meh in Into You like a Train
ottergreen
Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:55 pm
Meh: Crap!
McD: Crap!
smoothcriminal
Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:58 pm
George: I'm a sponge
George: Im an investigative sponge
Christina" It's your territory and she's peeing all over it.
ClaireV
Nov 1, 2005 @ 10:58 pm
George (on learning that he lost MamaMeh for the second time): Oh, crap!
Paradise
Nov 1, 2005 @ 11:00 pm
(All the interns just find out that McDreamy is McMarried and are pissed at him. However McDreamy is going to be doing a “stand still operation” on a patient in the ITC.)
Christina grabs the chart of the patient from George
George: What are you doing?
Christina: Uh… I’m on her side… but we are talking about some stand still here… Recognize!
From: Rain Drops Keep Falling on my Head 2:1
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(Derek sarcastically congrats Burke on getting the temp Chief job after Derek operated on the Cheif's brain)
Derek: I’m well aware of his recovery time. I’m the one who operated on him, remember?
Burke: I do, you operated, he survived, and he chose me to take over while he recruited your wife.
Derek: Clearly he has brain damage.
dimplez
Nov 1, 2005 @ 11:02 pm
McDreamy:blahblahwoe-is-meblahbecakes
Bailey: Joe, do I look friendly to you?
Bartender Joe: Oh, you're a tiny little kitten of joy and love... Whaaat? He (McDreamy)saved my life.
Bailey: His first mistake. McDreamy go sit by someone who cares.
McDreamy: blahblahwoe-is-meblahbecakes
Bailey (off-the-chain delivery): You so damn stupid.
ultimategirl
Nov 1, 2005 @ 11:07 pm
Paraphrasing, after Christine has paged Burke and asked for his help finding the leg:
Burke: Christina, I can't be your boyfriend when we're on duty.
Christina: So, can I have sex with someone else when we're on duty?
maki
Nov 1, 2005 @ 11:20 pm
Hateful! Hateful! Hateful! -- Izzie
sarah1225
Nov 1, 2005 @ 11:34 pm
The whole opening to Enough is Enough talking about the stupid boy penises and how Burke turned Christina into a stupid fat pregnant girl
ottergreen
Nov 1, 2005 @ 11:42 pm
The whole opening to Enough is Enough talking about the stupid boy penises and how Burke turned Christina into a stupid fat pregnant girl [/quote]
Meh: Penises, Izzie!
Christina: Estrogen, George!
Hee.
SourPurple
Nov 1, 2005 @ 11:49 pm
Burke: You're sick. I'll take you home.
Cristina: This isn't going to make me go home! You go home!
Burke: But I feel fine?
I don't know why, but it just cracks me up.
smoothcriminal
Nov 2, 2005 @ 12:05 am
I love the funny ones, but my favorite sappy one is
Derek: Its like I was drowning and you saved me.
sarah1225
Nov 2, 2005 @ 12:07 am
Oh how quickly he forgot and went back to McSatan..
Krzyluvr
Nov 2, 2005 @ 12:08 am
Izzie: Boys are stupid
Izzie: You know what? You're gonna have to get over the whole man thing, George! We're women! We have vaginas! Get used to it!
George: I am not your sister!
George: Naked!. I am naked in the shower!
Meredith : [about her new roommates] I can't stand them.
Cristina: Why? What do they do?
Meredith: Do? They do everything! They act cute, and watch movies together, and talk, and laugh, and share food, and... breathe...
Cristina: Get rid of them.
So many more to choose from.
armadillos81
Nov 2, 2005 @ 12:13 am
"you know, if you think you're charming, in that talented, neurotic, overly moused hair sort of way, good for you ..." Bailey to McDreamy. In the elevator.
McDreamy: How goes our special super secret silent sunset surgery?
Bailey (to Meredith): He has too much time on his hands.
em-jay
Nov 2, 2005 @ 12:43 am
Meredith: You're my teacher. And my teacher's teacher. And you're my teacher.
McD: I'm your sister. I'm your daughter.
mep81579
Nov 2, 2005 @ 12:54 am
Funny quote:
ALEX: Nice panties Yang.
CRISTINA: In your dreams, evil spawn.
Nice quote:
BURKE (to GEORGE): You just flew solo.
sarah1225
Nov 2, 2005 @ 12:58 am
McD: I'm your sister. I'm your daughter. [/quote]
LOVE IT!
McDreamy: "So we're kissing, but we're not dating? Don't get me wrong, I like the kissing, I'm all for the kissing, more kissing I say! Is it gonna happen again? Cuz if it is I need to bring breathmints, *whispering* put a condom in my wallet"
gl_shark
Nov 2, 2005 @ 1:04 am
Derek: Nice hat.
Chief: Shut up.
from season 1:
George to Xtina: I don't like you.
sarah1225
Nov 2, 2005 @ 1:10 am
George: I'm too masculine to be emasculated.
Cristina: You and McDreamy are in a relationship.
Meredith: And you and Burke are in?
Cristina: Switzerland. It's very neutral there and they make very nice watches.
George: You know Joe?
Bailey: Oh, yeah. I was the only female intern my year. I didn't know anybody and nobody knew me except Joe. He knew me.
George: Oh. So you and Joe?
Bailey: All you people ever think about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty. slaps George That's why you got syphilis.
okay I'm done, I promise!
charsrox13
Nov 2, 2005 @ 1:47 am
I loved Bring The Pain purely for this scene!
Your choice, it's simple. Her or me. And I'm sure she's really great, but Derek, I love you. In a really really big, pretend to like your taste in music, let you have the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window sort of way. So pick me. Choose me. Love me.
- Meredith
All together now, Aw!
dess
Nov 2, 2005 @ 2:44 am
Meredith: I am an evil mistress.
George: But still... you look nice.
Awww.. George!
LookSee
Nov 2, 2005 @ 2:45 am
Can someone quote Izzy during the stripping scene? I think that was the first of many awesome smackdowns in this show :)
"return of the syph" - by a TWoPper (yea I know it's not a quote from the show, but it sure reminds me of the show and makes me laugh whenever I hear/see the Star Wars movie of the uhh similar title, hehehe)
Jer2002
Nov 2, 2005 @ 6:32 am
George: What? You want her doing tequila shots all night? I'll be the one cleaning up the vomit. Besides, I touched a heart today....Porny.
happy2b
Nov 2, 2005 @ 8:29 am
Izzie or Christina: (turning head sideways)That looks uncomfortable.
Meredith: Trust me, it is.
Edited to add: No words, just Bailey pulling the elevator stop button.
moemoe
Nov 2, 2005 @ 9:03 am
Xtina: "I want that leg!!!" in a whisper - nice
amorith
Nov 2, 2005 @ 9:43 am
George: Maybe he gave the chief syphilis.
Hee! Love George.
appletree
Nov 2, 2005 @ 9:50 am
Your choice, it's simple. Her or me. And I'm sure she's really great, but Derek, I love you. In a really really big, pretend to like your taste in music, let you have the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window sort of way. So pick me. Choose me. Love me.
- Meredith[/quote] Gotta second that one, just for the "Say Anything" ref.
BTW, I also loved George's "make the lambs stop screaming," but does anyone know if that's from anything, or a reference to something...or if George, while adorable, is really just that random?
sarah1225
Nov 2, 2005 @ 10:00 am
BTW, I also loved George's "make the lambs stop screaming," but does anyone know if that's from anything, or a reference to something...or if George, while adorable, is really just that random?[/quote]
It's referring to Silence of the Lambs. I haven't seen it in a while but Clarise has really bad dreams/memories about hearing lambs scream or..something.
bria
Nov 2, 2005 @ 10:00 am
BTW, I also loved George's "make the lambs stop screaming," but does anyone know if that's from anything, or a reference to something...or if George, while adorable, is really just that random?
It's a Silence of the Lambs reference. Clarice Starling was haunted by the sound of the lambs screaming at the slaughterhouse down the road from her childhood home. Hannibal Lecter later asked her if the lambs had stopped screaming.
I think it's amusing how many people hated the "pick me/choose me/love me" line in the old thread and that it's already made an appearance here.
katydid13
Nov 2, 2005 @ 10:12 am
"We're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?"
-- Meredith Grey
"...It's like candy, but with blood - which is SO much better!"
-- Christina Yang
Mrs. Whatsit
Nov 2, 2005 @ 11:31 am
No words, but this was so fucking awesome:
Burke getting into Cristina's hospital bed and holding her while she cried...that scene just rocked the house.
Also earlier in the same episode, the emotions across Burke's face when he sees the board and realizes in the span of like 5 seconds that a) Cristina was pregnant and b) she lost the baby due to the ectopic pg.
Awesome acting!
But for the funny quote? I am partial to George's tired "shhhhhh"-ing of both Izzy and MehMeh as they lay, thoroughly indignant, in his bed, shouting "Seriously!" George gets great lines.
I love this show.
youdidntseeme23
Nov 2, 2005 @ 12:13 pm
Ugh, I hate "PM.CM.LM." so much cheese.
This, though. This was one of my favorites:
"Ugh, now you think I'm gay, um. Uh, I'm not gay. You...you were just unforgettable."
and
"No he likes me likes me."
"Oh, well you get yours. I'm down with the rainbow."
"I'M NOT GAY!"
furina
Nov 2, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
Here is Izzy's speech:
What are these? Oh, my God! Breasts! How does anybody practice medicine hauling these things around? And what have we got back here? Lets see if I remember my anatomy.
[takes off her pants] Gluts, right? Lets study them, shall we? Gather around and check out the booty that put Izzie Stevens through Med. school! You wanna call me Dr. Model? That's fine. Just remember that while you're still sitting on 200 grand of student loans, I'm out of debt.
And let's not forget that Marta was the naughtiest nurse of all.
thisisit
Nov 2, 2005 @ 12:40 pm
"Fools on bikes killing themselves. Natural selection is what it is." -Bailey
I say that last part ALL the time now.
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