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ghettofabman

I think Mark sealed his fate during his conversation with Bill in the cage. If he had something like "I'm concerned about sales, so I'm going to mention it to Josh or James," he might have gotten a reprieve. But he seemed to generate apathy for the actual task (selling). His boardroom defense was also weak, probably because he felt that Josh was going to give him a pass anyway.[/quote]

I am right there with you, Cheynem. I knew he was gone the instant he dismissed Bill so frivolously and had no real reason as to why he didn't help with sales. He and James sold a total of $0, AND this was a revenue generating task!! They clearly deserved the axe as much as Joshitface and Jenthura the Hulk.

I definitely will record the CNBC repeat tonight and watch it over and over again. Man, this episode will always cheer me up whenever I am down!
Wacoshade

The choice of baseball might have gotten better revenue if they had used the field for practicing bunting.[/quote]
That's one possibility. You make some other good points, too. I thought they had quite a few possibilities, as they essentially let the batting cage dominate the whole thing with three people getting totally wrapped in the non-sales aspect of it. I thought the batting cage was a great idea, but a tethered type piece of equipment or even just a tee would have been great cause then they could shorten the batting cage. They'd still be able to show it off. They had radar guns... set up a little "guess how fast you throw" competition. They could have made the hitting clinic available for those with a 10 dollar minimum purchase. They could have created a giveaway promotion for those who buy so much... say, for those who spend less then 20 dollars, you could be entered in a "free glove" giveaway and for those who spend more than 20, you could be entered in a "free radar gun" or "free batting cage" giveaway.


Was anyone else totally cracking up at Bill scribbling his notes on that tiny notebook? What a dork![/quote]
HA! YES I WAS! That was HEEE-lare-eee-us - with capital HEEE.
boloreal
Hummm... It seems to me Randall has been set to win from day 1. Unless he does something really off the wall (very unlikely) he is the winner. The other apprentices don't even stand a chance, my guess is that they were carefully chosen to maximize Randall's chances of winning. You're kidding me? Rhodes scholar, black, bright, nice with a lot of common sense and proven career success, Trump is drooling over him. He picked all the candidates to make sure Randall wins.

Now I am disappointed with Randall for being in that show, and that is his only flaw, but it could be a huge mistake in his career move. But then again the producers seem to really pamper the way he is being portrayed, obviously making the future Trump employee look good...
ladolce

I still can't believe Marcus is still in the show.[/quote]

Markus is this season's Ivana.
lostcawz
I have no problem with anyone calling Clay a bitch. If you're going out of your way to be Mr Bitchily Gay Stereotype you can't complain when called on it.

And many times it was said that Excel didn't know how they were doing sales wise. I know Brian and Rebecca mentioned it, and I think James may have as well. Which points towards Josh as the primary ball dropper for not seeing the sales problems and doing something about it. Sales Queen Jen was a close second for firing.

And I'm still in the camp that James/Mark were doing great at their job of drawing people in, but the sales crew was letting them down. Yet 3/4 of the sales crew was sent back upstairs when sales was the problem.

Oh how the fickle blade of Trump Crazy swings.
RichK

Say, running. Wouldn't they have a better chance to sell running gear (shoes, t-shirts, shorts, jackets, watches, etc.)? [/quote]

Gaah, no. We're a cheap bunch. Shoes once a year or so, shorts and socks. Watch and some sort of radio/MP3 thing, but how many of those do you need? Cheapest sport around pretty much.

Distilling the accumulated wisdom of this group, what you really need is a sport where: you have control over what you buy (ie team sports are generally bad), you're used to spending a lot of money on the sport, and you're convinced that new equipment will improve your game.

Baseball: team sport, not a big spending sport, and breaking in a new glove is a pain in the ass. Bad idea.

Good sports: golf (everyone thinks that a new set of clubs will make up for the player's inherent suckiness), skiing (ditto with skis), and fishing (lots of lures, fish-finders, and assorted gizmos, plus boat stuff).

I'm sure that the mass layoff was a planned stunt. The motivation seemed forced considering past screwups, and a surprise loss of three episodes would have blown up a bunch of sponsor contracts plus fuckify the network schedule. I call bullshit. The cab ride was the funniest thing ever, though.
blocked writer


I still can't believe Marcus is still in the show.[/quote]



Markus is this season's Ivana.[/quote]

And his departure may even be as humiliating as Ivana's. After that champagne stunt, he makes it clearer than ever why he's a no-hoper in this game. He does try, and even occasionally has some good ideas, but Trump wouldn't hire him anymore than he'd have hired Tana last season.

Watching him struggling with the champagne was like watching a comedian flopping onstage. Just mortifying. He cares way too much what other people think, and he does goofy and desperate things to get attention. He is so fired, sooner or later.
BassetHound

It's got as much as baseball has to sell. Who's going to buy their own Radar gun?[/quote]
Plus Soccer has a lot of little girls playing besides little boys at this point.[/quote]
All in all, not as good as golf, better than baseball. [/quote]These are interesting points, I think. During the show, when they went with the baseball theme, I said to Mrs. BassetHound, "they should sell softball stuff, too. That way, the appeal to both genders. But, if Dick's treats baseball and softball differently, then maybe that wasn't an option. Soccer has its pros and cons. It is played by both genders. Baseball is usually just boys, but there are grown ups who play baseball. Golf is played by both genders. Since the task was about increasing sales in that particular sport, the fact that there is "more stuff" involved in golf than baseball probably doesn't matter. Golfers, however, do buy more stuff, especially clothes, balls, new clubs, hats, and gadgets than kids or adults who play baseball. I mean, once you have a bat or two and a glove, and your pants, most of the other supplies (shirt, cap, balls for practice) are provided by the Little League or whatever. Golfers are consumers moreso than baseball players, which is why golf is such big business. I'm not sure that soccer players are much different than baseball players, although they would have captured sales from girls, too.
Hawkwild
In light of last night's awesome turn of events, I was nostalgic to relive Wes and Maria's cab ride. I can't decide if I like Wes's line better, or the shocked silence.

In other news, I cannot wait to see Markus eliminated.
KathyF

Markus, you're such a doofus. That champagne thing was...why? Why would you waste a perfectly good bottle of champagne. If Napoleon did that, he was an idiot. You never waste alcohol. [/quote]

Well, Markus is a doofus, but I have seen this done and it can be impressive. Markus first screwed up by not taking the wire cage off the cork. Also, each time he tried to sabre the cork he shook the bottle. That's why it spewed out all over the place. When done correcly and the cork comes out on the first strike, not a drop of champagne is spilled.

According to the story I was told, back in Napoleon's day champagne bottles were expensive and were used over and over. Napoleon used his sword to open the bottle to prove he was above everyone else and didn't have to reuse the bottles.
ladolce

being from Canada I would have picked Hockey (becasue you need a lot of euipment, I mean a lot) But if they had done hockey I am sure they would have gotten shallacked even more. I never said I was smart.[/quote]

I'm from Long Island (the Capital Edge Dick's was actually at Roosevelt Field in Garden City), and while hockey has some interest, I don't think it would have done well amongst us suburban down-staters. Golf was a great idea, probably better than even Capital Edge initially realized, because you're catering to wealthy people in a middle to upper class area who are more likely to spend tons of money on a whim. That little boy whose parents bought him a full set of golf clubs?? And multiply that by god-knows how many.

Did anyone see where Excel's Dick's (teehee! sorry) was located? I wonder if it wasn't in as posh of an area, and if sales weren't as high partly because of that.
Obladi

I have no problem with anyone calling Clay a bitch. If you're going out of your way to be Mr Bitchily Gay Stereotype you can't complain when called on it.[/quote]

To me Clay is being rude (or direct), period. I'm not gay, so maybe I miss the clues. What would the 'gay stereotype' be? He didn't say he was going to scratch their eyes out, or hiss at them. He never brought up being gay in any of his conversations with her. He is what he is. I don't know how he would react if she actually said that to him, because she only said it to the camera.

As for whether or not what she said is the same as what Josh said, I thought both comments were stupid, but hers were not as hyperbolic.
xnef255
Read the thread or don't post.
adso
Well the last two minutes has certainly made the season, and it's not even sweeps yet.

I hate that phone. Every time there is a shot of it, Mrs Adso and I both yell, "Will someone please answer the phallus."

It even has a testicle for a cradle. (There's a sentence I don't write very often)
lostcawz
Since Clay stated at the begining he was going to flaunt his gayness to make men weep and make women his best friends (paraphrasing), I'm pretty sure everone knows it. He's not quite Just Jack, but he isn't exactly in stealth mode trying to avoid gay-dar either. He acts catty and bitchy (even moreso towards the women it seems). And while I would call a straight person acting like him bitchy as well, he seems to be overemphasizing due to the part he's chosen to play.

All that said, his problems primarily end once the actual task starts so I give him more room for assyness than the likes of Markus or Kristi.
Kris223
Anyone else imagining Miss Alli at home thinking why couldn't they have done a mass firing during a three-cap season?
Laira

Mark? Whoooooo? I think he deserved it the least, since someone had to man the ball machine[/quote]

Why didn't they get one of the sales clerks to man the ball machine, thus freeing up a team member for the all-important sales?

The mass firing and cab ride was sweeet!
GypsyBaby
I gasped out loud and sat with my mouth open and my eyes bugged for a good seven seconds. That was the SHIT!

I've been amused in the past by Josh's commentaries, but when he tried to don the Trump mantle and was all "You failed -- you didn't sell" with Jen, I was SO damn glad he is gone. What a colossal asshat.

I am still giggling about that last scene in the cab. Priceless.
scrounge
All I can say is...

MARK GOT SCREWED!!

Crappy concept, but once it's decided, someone has to operate the machine. He did what he was told and deserved another chance.

I did enjoy Jen M.'s hyperventilating meltdown, though.
deaja
Add me to the group that thinks while a double firing would be justified, the quadruple firing was unfair and for ratings. Mark and James were doing as they were told! Especially Mark. He couldn't shut down the batting cages!

Also, it really wasn't worse of a loss than S2 bridal shop crushing. It seemed like it because of the fact they were going on percentages, but selling like 10 times the amount as the other was just as bad as what happened last night.

I thought when they split the teams that the other team would win for sure, but then victory was predicted, and I knew they would lose!
ToyaS
(First time post-er here: Hi!)

Oh my freakin' goodness! Now this is why I love reality TV!

Good LORD - that had to have been the most uncomfortable ride ever. I would have had to say something. I just don't do well with awkward silences. I at least would have had to make a cricket sound under my breath. ("Bbbbbbrrrrrreeeep!")
November Jones
The eight ka-billion mentions of the term "stepping up to the plate" especially by Bill Rancid (the boy is way past his fifteen minute expiration date) set my teeth on edge and caused me to tense up so tightly that I developed a painful charley horse in my left leg.

Still, I agree with everyone, that was the most awesome firing ever, and the cab ride from hell was hysterically funny. They all deserved to go home.
fposte

Now I am disappointed with Randall for being in that show, [/quote]

That's the problem--if there's someone who seems genuinely good now, I can't help but wonder why the hell he's in this mess. (And I can't see how anybody who saw him smiling ruefully about going on the fishing boat can say the eye candy is all gone.)

I'm really glad other people were creeped out by Clay's clutching at Alla and trying to tell her off. I don't think that's body language that says "I like you," I think that's body language that says "I'm trying to control you, and I can touch you whenever I want."
Obladi

Since Clay stated at the begining he was going to flaunt his gayness to make men weep and make women his best friends (paraphrasing)[/quote]

I thought he said he thought being gay would help him since the men would not see him as a threat and the women would be his friends. It's a stupid idea, but whether that meant he flaunts his homosexuality is something we haven't seen on the show. To me someone can be gay without concealing themselves and not be a bitch or a stereotype. Rafe on Survivor is one example.


He acts catty and bitchy (even moreso towards the women it seems). And while I would call a straight person acting like him bitchy as well, he seems to be overemphasizing due to the part he's chosen to play.[/quote]

Alla and Felisha are catty themselves, and those are the only women on his team. I haven't seen him with any of the other women.

I think Clay's behavior is often rude and antisocial, although he has some positive qualities. I just don't think he acts the way he does because he expects people to see this as part of his big gay strategy. Alienating most of your team is a sucky strategy. I think he is inept, maybe because of how he views his homosexuality or maybe because of insecurity (half the time he seems overly nervous, the other half he is overcompensating by being like a yapping dog), and the team objects to him the same way some of them object to straight Markus or to straight Kristi. They all have their own mental issues and I guess we can only speculate as to why they act the way they do.

But I know that it's only my opinion and I can see your perspective.
LolaLilaLilly
Some day, probably in December or January (whenever this season ends) you're going to find me in a mental hospital cowering in the corner muttering "at the end of the day" and "step up to the plate" over and over.

They seriously use those phrases TOO MUCH!

I'm tired of Clay, he needs to be slapped. I would've done to him if I was Alla the minute he pulled me aside and started 'dancing' with my hands telling me what to do an whining like a 12 year old girl about not getting his way.

Baseball, in theory, was a good idea. There's alot of stuff to buy for that like balls, gloves, bats, safety equipment but Golf was much better since that's something that requires alot of expensive equipment to play, and it's something people play everyday. No one just goes up and says, "Hey lets go to the diamond and play some baseball", Golf is probably the only day-to-day sport you could've done.

And what was with the huge diamond/batting cage that sidelined all the stuff they were supposed to be selling? What's his name just wanted a chance to show of his dick, er how well he can bat a ball.

Dude, there's going to be no scouts for the Mets there. That ship has sailed, stop showing off.
JTMacc99

Well, Markus is a doofus, but I have seen this done and it can be impressive.[/quote]I've seen it done better as well. On The Amazing Race. Actually, Markus would have been great on the Amazing Race. He could have shared his stories about how he's traveled here or traveled there, and everybody would be cooped up with him in an airport, airplane, bus, 24 hour train tirip, and he could have talked and talked and talked until I just wished Flanders was dead.
adso
Burnett must have made a deal with Trump where he could get in two double firings in a season and still make the schedule. Trump just used them all up in one shot.

Bill, BTW, is great in the boardroom, calling everybody out.
oosil
friggin' great, but I think Trumpie should've really only fired both Josh & Jen. And Doofus erectus for being himself...yeah, yeah I know he wasn't in the boardroom.

I think Clay should be slapped for touching Alla--I'd slap him.

Even Mr oosil laughed at the firing & subsequent cab ride. But he laughed out loud at the preview with Chewbacca & his little pink piece of rolly-luggage.


The inability of Josh to replace the erect PenisPhone[/quote]

ah the humanity! can't...restrain...the...sarcasm...much...longer...
(stay on target)
quaintirene
The point about boys and baseball is an exxcellent one. There are more men than women on that team. Or there were...(snerk!) And you could just see their faces light up with memories of Little League. There was nothing for little girls to do or buy except maybe speedguns to time their brother's pitches. (And BTW, I didn't see any pitching going on, so how in hell were they going to sell speedguns anyway?)

If it was me, I would have tried to interest the parents in buying one to get the speed of the cars going down their street so they could petition for a speed bump to protect their kids. Hey, whatever sells the product!
Balthazar

I don't think her idea was bad, it's just that soccer is not quite as popular as baseball or football. Unless of course, they're in Europe.[/quote]

My sister in Chicago and I noticed a LOT more kids are playing soccer and they are starting in the first grade. When your items are inexpensive, they need a ball, a shirt, and some shoes, you hope for volume. I don't think that was un-doable.
I had five kids play soccer and trust me, it added up at the cash register!

Golf on the other hand was a great idea. I don't know how many full sets of clubs with bags you sell. These are pricey and you don't need to sell too many for it to start looking good on the accounting page, but you also have an awful lot of moneyed people who love this sport. My son is always on the lookout for more balls and tees, golf shirts to play in, a new pair of shoes (quite grody by the end of a season of all weather golfing and a new club. A better putter, a new chipper, a bigger wood. Lots of people buy starter sets of clubs so that they can add on as they get better (or at least they do here, several friends' dads actually reccommended this.) This could have gone well, too.

I'm thinking basesball could have been good with caps, bats, balls and mitts but you needed a lot higher sales volume to pull it off. They certainly could have hustled some of that if they had the right 'skill set'. Ah, well. It led to the hands down BEST BOARDROOM EVER and seriously needed some of these people to be gone. Josh for his snotterviews, Jen for Jenthura, Mark for the Lambourghini task Chris let him duck and James because no one could remember who he was. Not so good this far into the show.

For those of you with the Markus hate, tune into TA:Martha next week to see a first class asshat do it right. He makes Markus look like executive material.
Mischievious
Someone mentioned that they should have considered fishing gear. I completely agree from various experience. First, my dad is obsessed with fishing. He's getting ready to go to Belize to do some fly fishing or something, but bought the most random things, such as trout jelly (I believe it was called that, something with jelly in it) and shirts that were so ugly and he didn't need. Half of his workshop in the basement where he builds things is filled with fishing stuff. He always justifies buying a new fishing pole. And those things are not cheap. Also, from working in an advertising agency where many of the clients are in the fishing/outdoor sports area, I know that almost all fishermen are like that, not just my dad.

Regarding the baseball thought, yes, it's good in theory because the equipment is expensive. When I played competitve softball, there was a bat I HAD to have. I bought it on sale for $125 down from nearly $300. Also, the top gloves can be expensive. However, only those kids that are super competive, driven and talented at baseball/softball are going to be in the market for nice gloves and/or bats. My first glove was from the local ShopKo for like $30. Instead of focusing on batting, they should have had the field but no batting cage and give the kids a chance to try out gloves and throw balls around a bit. I know, it could get dangerous, but contain them to like five feet away from the person they are throwing with for the young young kids to a little farther away for the older kids. Then the kids get to try things out, most likely with their parents thus creating a bonding moment and getting them attached to the gear they played with. What dad is going to say no to the son/daughter that they just played catch with? Heck, you might even sell two gloves and some balls so they can continue playing catch together at home. Most teams provide all the equipment for kids to play baseball/softball except for the shoes, gloves and balls to practice at home with. They could have been successful with baseball had they approached it differently.
BassetHound
To some degree, though, the team was only battling against the baseball sales numbers from last year. Golf is more sales-friendly, but it was just a sales friendly last year as baseball was sales-unfriendly last year.
lostcawz

ut I know that it's only my opinion and I can see your perspective.[/quote]

I can see yours as well and no matter why he's being a dick, he's being a dick (at times). I'd rather work with him than Markus any for sure.

When I said he was more rude to the women, I meant that he was more condesending (which also plays into the 'bitchy' moniker). But since we've really only seen one ep with him having any dealings with the women players it's a little early to make the call.
indigotea
I loved Carolyn pointing out that the kid playing on the putting green really needed a putter instead of a wedge.

This task was won when the team realized none of them had any sports expertise. They had nothin' to prove about their sports prowess, and they could think like sales people. Keep the kiddies busy, and sell the toys to the grownups. I think they would have won no matter what sport they picked. Because they weren't trying to run a sports clinic, they worried about stuff like traffic flow (right on to Alla for quashing Clay's "build a fence" idiocy) and selling to the customers.

Someone mentioned upthread that the hot dogs should have been free. I'm sure they brought in a vendor because there was no way on earth they could get a health permit to serve food in-store on their own. It was a shaky idea that should have been nixed from the beginning.

I'm curious about a few things, though. I wonder how much advance advertising they could have done? If they decided on a soccer clinic (for example) and had the foresight to hit up league games with flyers, they might have drawn more qualified buyers to the store. I doubt they had that kind of time, though. So they had to depend on basically upselling customers who were already coming to Dick's. Did none of them decide to talk to the store managers before picking a sport? That would have been my strategy if I could basically do no promotions -- figure out who's walking in the door anyway.
JTMacc99
I loved the Chewie/pink rolly-luggage too. Normally Trump's Apprentice-themed commercials are funny because he's so bad. That one was actually funny.
Gimme Cat
I died a little inside every time Bill said "step up to the plate" or some variation thereof.

My favourite line had to be Alla's comment on Clay's salesmanship: "It's one of his very few talents." I can't remember exactly how she worded it, but it was hysterical - especially since you couldn't tell if she was joking or making a serious assessment.

Second favourite line: Trump's "Life continues." while staring creepily at nothing.

What is with all the sports-related rewards?
CheekyCricket

When a couple of her fellows were complaining about her: 'She only looks at the big picture and the logistics only later on...', etc., I was thinking 'isn't that what she's supposed to do?' for each of their complaints. [/quote]
The only person I heard complaining about Alla was Clay. Randal, Markus and Adam didn't complain, and I wouldn't expect Felisha to complain. As Randal pointed out, Clay's criticism of the PM, the concept, etc., is typical behavior for him. It seems to me that Clay isn't happy unless he's the one in charge because he just doesn't like working for others. But, that's how some people are, and usually, they end up going into business for themselves so that they can be their own boss.

I thought Alla did an outstanding job of planning and managing the event, and getting the best out of her team. The scale was exactly right for the setting, and setting up the three merchandising stations to correspond to the golf game was a sharp idea. Having Felisha up front to grab potential customers as they entered the store was also a sharp idea. Markus--well, I assume she wrote him off as a lost cause, and left him to schmooze with the customers. She dealt with Clay's cantankerousness, and got the best out of him, too. Maybe his sales skills ARE his main abilities; he sure outshone Jenthura, the self-proclaimed sales expert who was going to sell umpteen radar whatchamacallits. He was so energetic and enthusiastic that I probably would have ended up buying a golf-related something or another from him, and I don't play golf.

Good to see Marshawn and Rebecca escaping the boardroom massacre and doing their best to sell despite the honking huge batting cage; but, both of them need to demonstrate more leadership and management skills, and soon, in order to make themselves viable challengers to Randal, and now Alla.

I don't think her idea was bad, it's just that soccer is not quite as popular as baseball or football. Unless of course, they're in Europe.

My sister in Chicago and I noticed a LOT more kids are playing soccer and they are starting in the first grade. When your items are inexpensive, they need a ball, a shirt, and some shoes, you hope for volume. I don't think that was un-doable.
I had five kids play soccer and trust me, it added up at the cash register!
[/quote][/quote]
But not the way golf items add up. A good-quality (not professional quality) soccer ball that you might expect kids to use runs about $25.00 to $30.00, so you'd have to sell 7 or 8 balls to match one $200.00 golf club. It's a minimalist game, which makes it fun to play, and so it's good from the interactive-event perspective, but from a sales perspective, there's just not enough gear and gew-gaws to sell. Also, since soccer is played in many schools, I'd assume that parents are mainly buying soccer gear for their kids in the fall, not the spring.
TorontoFan

unreal said: I mean, I can't imagine people spend more than $200 on baseball in their lifetime, while golfers, runners, campers, etc. are always searching for new gear and gadgets.[/quote] I have a teenage son playing competitive hardball - we plunked down $300 for a metal bat at our last shopping trip.

But I grant that this is atypical, and more importantly, people who are spending the money that I am are going to specialty baseball stores not "sporting goods" stores. If I get out of the store spending less than $200 I figure it is a success.

To me, the camera shot that foretold the lack of baseball sales - a wide angle shot of the entire baseball cage, with parents plastered around the netting watching ONE kid bat, and a line 4 deep and 10 - 15 foot long waiting to get into the cage. If people are standing around watching, they ain't buying. Kudos to the poster above who said that if they had issued numbers to get people out of the line, it would have been an improvement.

Compare with the shot of the mini-put area of the golf. Multiple kids and adults wandering freely around the mini-put and the sales area. That three year old had been there for what, an hour? Parents had lots of time to browse and shop while the kid was occupied.
scarletsmith
That may have been the most beautiful firing since Assorama in S1.

So, so much to comment on in this episode...

Alla really does know her stuff. We've had glimpses of it throughout, and I think she's gotten unfairly blamed for the Bloven stuff. Clearly, a woman worth several million dollars (and her past selling...um, goods) clearly understands how to focus a task on getting the most bang for the buck, and golf stuff is a really good choice. She handled Clay and Markus both with expertise--the "Cut it out" to Clay was so, so perfect (and I loved that she completely shot down his walling-off-the-area idea--again, this was a key difference between their task and Excel's disaster), and the fact that she let Markus feel important and necessary by taking his idea about picking golf as their sport (and thus got his trust) was just brilliant. I'd love to know who came up with the idea of the mini-golf course--now that's the right way to use fun to attract business.

Markus--wow. Amazing what using a little bit of psychology does--clearly he felt important because Alla used his idea (and because Carolyn took him aside to talk to him, feeding his ego and his need for approval), he kept his passive/aggressive BS to a minimum, and the only thing he really screwed up was sabering the champagne afterward.

Felicia--again, who knew the woman understood subtlety? Great job greeting the folks and encouraging them to get involved in the experience without being pushy.

Clay--whiny little such-and-such. But he, too, got right down to business once the sales portion started and got what it was all about.

Randall--Marry me?

As for Excel...wow. Talk about completely and totally missing the mark. As soon as they started putting up the batting cage, I thought, "No, don't do it...really, you're missing the point...this isn't a fun day event, this is a sales task...d'oh..."

James and Mark did not both need to be in the cage; one of them should have been on the floor doing sales.

Josh should have nixed the cage or found a way to make it smaller-scale. And they had a T-Ball cage, too? One or both should have gone.

Jennifer was just a disaster. Selling the concessions? Bad idea. As Marshawn pointed out, that's $3 that someone didn't spend on a baseball item, which was the whole point. And bragging that she could sell radar guns? She didn't even know what they were! OMG, the woman was incompetant, and her firing was long overdue.

We barely saw Brian, Marshawn, and Rebecca, but that was a good thing, because we saw the right people to see how and why this task got so out of control. Yay to Bill for his confessional smackdown of the team completely and totally missing the mark.

Speaking of Mark...wow. Mark should have been gone week 2, and you could just see Trump salivating at the chance to finally fire him. You couldn't fire him on this task, though, without firing James, seeing as they essentially were the same person doing the same job. Jennifer was dead woman walking after the last task, and Josh just totally blew it. The quadruple firing was shocking, and yet completely and totally justified. I'd have done it, too, which is my judge as to whether or not it was a good firing.

And that cab ride...pure comedy gold. Best Reality TV moment of the year.

Can't wait for next week.

ETShow that I do know the difference between "billion" and "million"...
maxsmith

That shot of them in the cab all pressed together and looking like they wanted to throw up? Priceless.
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Ha-ha - I loved the cab ride - I couldn't believe Jen still had that beauty contestant smile pasted on - I guess afetr years your face just gets stuck that way.

I also enjoyed her desperation in the boardroom - it may be a flaw on my part, but I love to see people who've gotten by their whole life on their looks flop around like a fish out of water when they are caught being obviously incompetent.
clairedawn
Yes, I also noticed how there was no mention that Trump had to cut his business trip (aka playing golf) short to come back and handle the situation.

I don't think James & Mark should have been fired. Josh was the project manager, he had the power to evaluate his teammate's suggestions and make good decisions. James suggested baseball, that's fine. And they could have even made baseball work if they had done it right. They actually managed to take away customers who might be buying and occupy them with something else - which was free. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Maybe they could have tried a promotion like buy an item over $50 and get to take some hits in the batting cage and receive personal instruction.

Josh as the project manager lost sight of the sales focus and worked on making this a great event...but they already had the customers in the store...they didn't need such a big entertainment event to attract them..they already had them. They needed to sell to them.

James & Mark were being good team members...Josh should have directed what their focus was. Jen was given the correct focus - sales - so what was she going on in the board room? She clearly had her task and she failed. And she just sounds like a moron trying to defend herself. The girl is totally a vapid pretty face...(if she's even *that* pretty)..."that...that would be a bad decision to fire me..." "why? um...because, because I have potential...he doesn't...she doesn't?" "um....I am good at sales....people like me....i did sell...2 hot dogs..." She can't back up anything she says. So she just smiles her pageant smile and waits for Donald to rescue her. Bill asked her right on, demanding questions...and she had no answers. Josh & Jen deserved to go...Mark & James, that sucks.
kwnyc
What I'd like to know is where were the Dicks?

I mean, it's been mentioned that the teams could have asked which departments were the poorest performers, and then focused on increasing sales exponentially. But if a sporting goods store is in the middle of an urban area, their sales might be different than one in a 'burb.

In my neighborhood (NYC borough), people OBVIOUSLY spend a ton of money on their soccer stuff: expensive jerseys, shoes, balls (presumably close to Dicks). Had Rebecca been a little more sure of her position in the new team, she might have made a stronger case for soccer. And maybe instead of the fratboys playing with their toys, the team might have been able to...well, not cause the store to lose money.

I wonder, too, if the reason the golf did so well is because it was a suburban Dick.

High end vs. gross sales comes up a LOT in these challenges: the art galleries in S1, and the Shopping Network task in S2 (?) And, there's never a right answer.
maxsmith
Alla is my favorite kind of woman - competent, no-nonsense and sexy without trying to be.

And not shrill, whiny and apoplectic under pressure, like so many of these other empty skirts when the chips are down...
Obladi

The only person I heard complaining about Alla was Clay. [/quote]

I didn't hear anyone else complain about her, but the only person we heard comment on her was Clay. I did notice when she won, several people, Clay included, emphatically said she deserved an exemption.

I think she has a rough edge but once she got down to business, everyone on the team was happy to work for her. I think she was maybe also including some suggestions they had, and we didn't see much of this because of the limited airtime.

Her personality grates but she was a very good PM. I think she also had a stronger team than you'd expect at first glance. If she had been on a team w/some of the other Excel guys, or Jennifer, they may have resisted her leadership style. Most of Capital Edge went along because they knew winning was what mattered.


I can see yours as well and no matter why he's being a dick, he's being a dick (at times). I'd rather work with him than Markus any for sure. [/quote]

And if I sounded like I was trying to say Clay's attitude was not a big deal, then I apologize for giving that impression. I did think that his early behavior with Alla was shitty behavior. The hands, I didn't really know what to think because I don't know if they were chummy before they were on the same team, or if that is something that she has done to people, but that was questionable as well. They both have such controlling personalities but she had the best idea and he should have been less defensive. In the later scene about his department I think they did have a genuine miscommunication, but again, he was too whiny and she was right to react brusquely. Later on he improved his behavior (I think they even hugged when the task was over), but if he hadn't, then she would have been perfectly justified trying to get him fired if they had lost the task. I guess I think that he has great potential if he overcomes his personality problems and I think some of his behavior is overblown by editing (to create suspense on which team loses). Unfortunately sometimes all he shows is that, as Alla said, he acts like a five year old.
LolaLilaLilly

What I'd like to know is where were the Dicks?[/quote]

Most of them were fired.
Empress1
When Carolyn said she couldn't pick just one of them, I thought, "He's not going to fire them all, is he?" Lo and behold, he did. I loved it for shock value, although I thought only Josh and Jennifer deserved to go. And that cab ride was fantastic.

Speaking of Carolyn, she's very poised - way more so than Trump. I can see why he hired her. She balances him out.

I like Bill with a spine.

I would have liked to see Rebecca and Marshawn and the other good salesperson (name escapes me) actually selling. I believe they were good because it was unanimous, but show, Burnett, don't tell.

I thought it was pretty funny when Clay was all, "Alla's a dictator blah bling blah . . . " Really, Mr. I Only Want You To Speak When I Tell You To? I agree with the poster who said he doesn't like her because they're too alike. I much prefer Alla to Clay. I didn't get a dictator vibe from her. She led with a firm hand, which was necessary, but she didn't seem to be bossy for the sake of being bossy, like Clay.

Felisha is fluff (and, on a superficial note, haggard). Markus is toast. I like Marshawn, Randal, Alla, Rebecca, and Brian. My ideal final two would be Marshawn (good BR points once again) and Randal, and either taking it would be fine with me.

Really looking forward to this recap.
hobbes404
There were things on this episode I actually know something about.

First, that wasn't deep sea fishing. It's offshore fishing. I went out in May off of Montauk. It was only about $30 per person for 4 hours of fishing. There were more people on the boat, it was probably under $1000 for the charter. It definitely wasn't a glamorous prize. It was also freezing and pretty boring.

I work for a sporting goods company. Our best sellers on the retail end are fitness related equipment. We don't sell golf and have a limited line of camping gear though. If you go to Amazon's sporting goods shop and sort by best seller, one of the top items is a Design Your Own Soccer Ball Kit. They could have set up a station for that and pulled in some decent sales. For baseball to work, they needed to target the little league coaches, find the local little league office and let them know they'd be having a clinic more focused on how to choose the right equipment than how to use the equipment. They're the ones who spend the big money (not counting the parks and rec departments who buy backstops) and Dick's was trying to get into the team uniform area a while ago. I don't know if orders for uniforms would have counted or just out the door purchases.
maxsmith

Alla is my favorite kind of woman - competent, no-nonsense and sexy without trying to be.

And not shrill, whiny and apoplectic under pressure, like so many of these other empty skirts when the chips are down...[/quote]

...and the accent is very hot.
Sallins
I still can't believe that we had four times the fireing power in the boardroom last night. I did not see that coming at all, at first I thought the big surprise was that the Donald decided who was going to go up to the suite, but then...wow. The awkward silence in the taxi cab scene was priceless, and it was even better that all 4 had to cram into one cab.

The baseball thing seemed like at first it would be a great idea, but it really just turned into a baseball clinic and really did not get people in the mood to buy and baseball items. To me it looked a lot like the parents just dropped their kids off to go hit in the batting cage while the parents looked around the store. I saw where the team was coming from with the idea, it just never got followed through.
BassetHound

But not the way golf items add up. A good-quality (not professional quality) soccer ball that you might expect kids to use runs about $25.00 to $30.00, so you'd have to sell 7 or 8 balls to match one $200.00 golf club. It's a minimalist game, which makes it fun to play, and so it's good from the interactive-event perspective, but from a sales perspective, there's just not enough gear and gew-gaws to sell.[/quote]But the competition was golf sales to golf sales and baseball sales to baseball sales, so, in theory, that shouldn't matter. The baseballs sales were terrible. Also, I've always been under the impression that, in retail, keeping people in the store for a long time was a good way to get them to buy. If then kids are on line for a long time, that should lead to good sales. I think the batting cage took up too much space and I think they just didn't sell they way they needed to sell. Also, two people in the batting cage detracted from the sales force and led to disorganization. In short, the mass firings were well deserved.
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