H is for Handcuffed in a hotel room. "It’s a funny story, actually. Just, please, don’t judge."

I is for the I'm With Stupid T-shirt he said he would wear to Logan's trial. :)

J is for Sugar Jones, which is the last name of the escort who handcuffed Cliff to the bed

K is for kinky, which Cliff totally is.

L is for Loretta Cancun, one of Cliff's favorite clients (who doesn't know the meaning of entrapment, or how to sign her name like a big girl).

Oops, yeah, I thought we were still on Kendall. Oh well, This seems to be the day, I found I missed up some of my posts!

M is for Manly, which Cliffie is

N is for Naked, the state in which Keith found Cliff.

O is for the only criminal lawyer who failed criminal law.
(Is that too redundant?)

P is for the prostitutes Cliff loves to represent.

Q is for the Quips Cliff likes to make.

R is for a Refill of Gin, which is what Cliff asks for while awaiting Keith's election results.

S is for Suit. Cliff's cost $250.

T is for Tawdry. Need I say more. Love when he says that!

U is for Ugly as in Dick's "There's a U in Ugly" t-shirt.

U is for Unusual Situation, which I think is a fair description of the situation that Daphne left Cliff in.

ETA -- I repeated U since we're supposed to be focusing on Cliff.

V is for Veronica for whom Cliff does things for and does things for him.

W is for Women's magazines, which Cliff carries in his briefcase, although he forgets why. Suuuure.

Ignore this post. I realized that I skipped over X, Y, and went straight to Z as I had a good Z phrase to use. I need to review my ABCs again, apparently.

X is for the Xenodochium (i.e., hotel) where the South Coast OB-GYN Society has its convention and Cliff tries to schmooze up clients.

(The obvious, "X-rated," has been used at least 3 times already. Just trying to add a little variety.)

Y is for Yodel, which is what I would really like to see Cliff do in season 3.


I know, it's lame, but this thread keeps dying and I'd like to move on to another character.

Z is for a Zest for life, which Cliff has. So sue him.

Up next: 26 words about the lovely Mac!

A is for the Apple computers she is fond of, particularly those which operate on OS X.

B is for Beaver, she thought he was nice.

C is for Butters Clemmons, with whom she didn't want to go to prom.

D is for Determined which she is.

E is for Electronic gadgets that Mac gets at Radio Shack.

F is for Falafels and Fellini which Mac prefers to nachos and NASCAR.

G is for green VW beetle which Mac drives around.

H is for Mr. Heinrich, whose posting on the Neptune Swingles site Mac was strangely fascinated by.

I is for Ingenuity, which Mac has loads of.

J is for JavaScript, which Mac would probably know a thing or three about.

Also, it would be for having been unfortunately jerked around by Beaver.

K is for all the keyboard shortcuts that she uses, like "shift-command."

L is for Lauren Sinclair, Mac's biological sister.

It is also for luck getting laid which Mac doesn't seem to have.

M is for moxie, because we all admire it.


Urrr.... and Mac.

N is for Network Topology, a field Mac is no doubt quite proficient in.