I felt that she just kept saying that joke multiple times because she got a laugh the first time and thought she was being soooo cute. For me, she just grates.

Me too....and for this plus her laugh, I predict that once her looks start to go, she will find herself burried in her boyfriend's backyard someday.

I think they have a cerfew....so there is somewhat of a chance Hef will still be awake to see them before he falls asleep.

BTW....someone mentioned money on a previous post. I wonder how much these girls are being paid per episode.

In that case he needs to up their curfew to about 7:30pm cuz you know most people his age fall asleep right after they eat supper.

LOL! Also fortunately for the girls, he doesn't demand that they rise and shine at 5 a.m. with him and the rest of the over 80 crowd!

I think the curfew thing is bullshit. But they're even bigger dumbasses for abiding by it just to live in the house. It's obvious they live there because of their sugar daddy. Kendra, you're so young, get a man that matches your age not quadruples it.

I think i might be the only one that agrees with the curfew. I believe "it" or "they" (the girls) are costing Hef so he does have a right to put a curfew on them. If you all had gfs that were costing you money wouldn't you have your rules too? I think he would be an idiot not to put a curfew on them.

CollegeGirl, IdontTA but I do see your point, the way they worry about meeting the curfew makes me think there must be a contract of some sort. Maybe some sort of dating "pre-nup", it damn well better pay some good money. Its just the though of someone over the age of 18 with a curfew is utterly absurd.

CollegeGirl, what you've described isn't a relationship; it's a job contract. So the "if you had girlfriends that were costing you money" setup doesn't apply here. They're not girlfriends; they're employees.

And besides, the whole "if your girlfriend cost you money, you'd have rules too" scenario is bogus and more than a little bit creepy. Spending money on someone doesn't give you the right to set the rules. Unless you're a desperate, manipulative, power-obsessed asshole. Which I think Hef probably is.

Right before the holidays, I saw a documentary called Inside the Playboy Mansion. It was filmed in 2002, and it was quite interesting how much things have changed since then. At that point he had seven girlfriends. They all seemed to have careers of their own, and were always traveling and so forth when they weren't needed for appearances with Hef. Rather than being defensive and calling people haters when asked about their relationship with Hef, they'd give a wink and say "I don't kiss and tell." It seemed like there was a lot more going on, a lot more parties, and the girlfriends had a lot of opportunities to hobnob with Hollywood types and pursue their own outside interests. There were clearly no curfews or other ridiculous rules like that. I thought Holly was Hef's number one girlfriend for a while, including when he had seven girlfriends, but she was no where to be seen.

Although the multiple girlfriends is always creepy, the women seemed more like grown-ups and more mature and savvy than these three. They'd refer to themselves as "girlfriends," but they'd sort of wink, like they sort of knew you knew they weren't really, but it was all in fun. There was no defensiveness about it. Hef talked a lot about how as he ages, it helps him feel young to surround himself with young people. I guess it's not surprising that three years later, in order to keep on feeling young, he had to trade in the maturer girlfriends for girlfriends who have baby voices and love to dress in frilly costumes, and have little dogs, live under a curfew, have to check in every five minutes, and get all snippy and yell "hater" when someone asks them a question.

Seeing how things have changed from creepy to uber creepy in the last three years, I shudder to think how things will look in three more years if Hef is still alive.

Ah... haha! I can't wait: it'll be awesome to see some flaming manse-departures. I felt the same way, watching that A&E thing, about how they are really just transients there.

If Hef wants BIG ratings, he'll let us watch a firing, and catch up with some girls who were there years ago, warts, arrest photos & all. Hef, remember how that 3-second appearance of the formerly glam star of the Sweet Cherry Pie vid caused a bunch of commentary over on the Celebrity Fit Club boards? Mmm hmm.

Another thing that jumps out at me from watching TGND, is that the H-wood types, with whom the girls are so anxious to rub elbows, look at the girls as whores. In the A&E thingy, one luminary bellied up to Hef's table with the 7 girlfriends and said, "Hey! One for every night!" *he begins pointing at each girl in turn* "Monday, Tuesday..."

So, my current insipid point is that no matter how their lives are sugarcoated with cutesy outfits, shopping trips, private jets, and the notion that posing in Playboy is great for their careers, they are viewed as WHORES. I imagine it's not too great a leap (mentally and otherwise) to something like the late Mustang Ranch after a stint as Hef's girlfriend.

He's practically their sugar daddy. No wonder he rules the roost. Also, Holly, He loves you so much that he's fucking the other two.

Yuck! That makes my head spin. I guess I am a hater.

I remember that A&E Speical it was interesting all the way mainly because you also saw footage and talk of what it used to be like years ago! The only thing that creeped me out was that one of the girlfriends was a single mom and kickin there with her child...the father HAD to be unfit to have custody!! Julia Ann what's her name mentioned it a bit in her second book (I read it online)...I think at that time, Tina Jordan was the main girl...

Bridgette would be so excited to be Wednesday to match her puppy!!!!!!!

Wednesday, not just Prince spaghetti night...

did anybody see the girls on donny deustch last night? I think Hef should get rid of Kendra she is just an IDIOT!!! everytime they would ask her something she was like huh? duh? what? yea what she said. It's embarassing! get rid of her Hef!

This show, while strangely addicting, is bizarre. This is the strangest "relationship". Last night they showed the photo shoot of the 3 girlfriends and Bridget throwing a tantrum because Holly and Kendra got an extra picture taken of just the 2 of them. Hef came in to comfort her and said something about "What kind of relationship is this if you can't tell me how you feel...blah blah blah" while she whined and cried like a 4 year old.

Then, on the Midsummer's Night party episode, Hef was barely in it, and when he was, he was ogling Bridget's kid sister.

I would love to know what the real deal is with this whole thing, and what the deal was with the other girlfriends that left.

wouldn't we all!! I think right before it got down to three, Stacy Burke was with them as well...she's the one into all the fetish and bondage...I bet Holly somehow got her thrown out on the count that Puffin was hyperventilating at her tying him up and gagging him...Holly wasn't havin' that!

I caught the episode where the girls are posing for their first (and probably last) cover. This is the most bizarre thing I have ever seen

Bridget's little sister was looking on while she vamped it up in the buff on her bed then in the shower with another woman. Then she is on the phone with her mom of all people excitedly talking about the shoot. What kind of family is so proud that their daughter grew up to become a Playboy model? If I called my mom to chat about my naked photo shoot I would hear nothing but a dial tone on the other end. And then when she was crying because the other two women got to take more naked photos than she did. I was thinking WTF?

I feel sorry for these women because I get the sense they fancy their lives to be glamorous and really think Playboy is the ticket to "big" things. I think the editing is making fun of them. One of the women (Holly?) said something about her shoot being glamorous and classy. Cut to the panties hanging from the chandelier and then she straddles the banister naked which is obviously very not classy.

Do these women not realize that everyone views them as cheap tarts? Of all the naked women Playboy has featured what percentage truly go on to mega stardom? I have a hard time believing Hollywood casting agents are flipping through the pages of Playboy in search of the latest talent. I think they would all be better off finding some young, rich man to marry for his money than hanging around a decrepit mansion with carbon-dated decor with a decomposing, past-his- prime playboy.

To me the epitomy of fucked-upedness was reached after they made-over (whored-out) Bridget's sister and decked her out in lingerie before the grand reveal in front of her mother who for some reason that is way beyond my comprehension wept with joy and pride as she teetered down the stairs.

Joel on Talk Soup made great fun of that scene with snarky commnets about that being a terrible way to do the dusting and wood cleaning...

And that, my friends, is I guess how Hef keeps the "old person smell" out of the mansion....

Wasn't this also the episode where Hef tells Holly that she's not very photogenic? Ouch.

I am so using this IRL.
Bwah!!!1!
I saw a bit of it, but it was so dull. Personally, I like the Pretty Woman-esque scenes where they are enjoying their temporarily glam "high life." Come to think of it, I also find Bobby Trendy entertaining, in an irritating sort of way. "Luxurious!"

Oh man, Bobby Trendy- I miss that fool!

I went back some pages to look at their playboy shots 'cause I missed them, and someone wrote that Kendra has a yahoo group?

Anyone have a link? I couldn't find it.

::hangs head in shame::

Kendra's Bikini Team page

I wonder how recently Kendra hooked up with the Kwicherbichen Bikini Team? She's on the San Diego Team not the LA team....hmmmmm....

There appears to be a Yahoo group for the Bikini team.

eww..she looks like she has a five head there. And that perm is not doing anything for her.

Kwicherbichen I don't know how she made it....but I damn sure bet she can't pronounce it.

...let's put our heads together and do a group HAH....HAH-HAH!

The pic does look quite FUGLY. Most of the time I think she's a cute girl.

They are on Tyra today. I mean, on her show, of course.

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Well, nothing new there. Just a little strange body language when the girlfriends paraded in (with Kendra doing a little ho dance, naturally) and all had an awkward sort of handshake with Hef before they joined him on the row of interview chairs.

I wonder if Tyra and Kendra compared foreheads to determine whose was bigger.

Any reports back -- how did they do on Tyra????

Heh, I forgot to compare the fiveheads, but it was fun how Tyra towered about a foot over all of them. Hef is tiny!

They didn't say anything that we haven't heard before - Holly saying she doesn't mind the other two girls right now but eventuallycakes, etc. Kendra's nervous guffawing to cover the fact she can't complete a full sentence, and Bridget... uh, I'm drawing a blank whether she even said anything.

And Tyra called Kendra "Kenya" at the end, but quickly corrected herself.

It was also odd to watch Hef looking at Tyra, knowing that he's not attracted to her beauty simply because of his own "tastes".

Ahh Plain...perhaps you've answered the whole delimma regarding the criteria of being Puffin's dream girl. You just have to be SHORT. LOL!

Yes.. it seems he's very fond of MicroBlondes™.

I just saw the ep. last night where they went to Vegas. The part that disturbed me the most (relatively speaking, of course) was when they were in the basketball-themed suite and Hef and Holly were going to leave and Hef told Kendra and Bridget that they could stay as long as they wanted. It definitely sounded like they needed his permission to do this. This must have something to do with the curfew that was mentioned on another episode. Weird...

it's a repeat actually. Like somone said, no different than any other appearances they have done on other shows...you could so tell Tyrah was jockying for an invitation to appear in Playboy just so she could turn it down...her way of gassing herself up as usual! *rolls eyes*

Kendra actually started with the Kwicherbichen Bikini Team about 6 months before she met Hef. My photographer knew her and I wanted to make her part of the team instantly. At the time she was a part time model (sort of) and a stripper at Chetah's in SD.

We pass other gigs to the girls on the team and one of those gigs was a contact for work at the Mansion for a party. Kendra was to be body painted and pass out shots. Turns out Hef saw her pic before she started that evening and loved her. She went back for a second gig and he asked her to put her clothes back on and join him for the evening as a guest.

After that night he started calling her at home in San Diego and asked her to move in with him. At the time Kendra had a boyfriend so it took a few extra visits to the Mansion with her boyfriend waiting in the car outside before she agreed to join the trio.

Officially Kendra is still a member of the team because we didn't expect her to be at the Mansion for more than a year (that's about how long most girlfriends lasted). Although she is always welcome with us we don't expect her back....obviously. She is world famous now and her ticket has been written.

Also, I know the pic on our site is not that fabulous. Just a bad shoot day. We have tons of other pics that are A+ quality but they are not in the team uniform and that's why they are not up on the site. In fact, we have her first nudes (probably won't be made available to the public though out of respect to her).

Anyway, thanks for visiting our site "Kwicherbichen Bikini Team". We also have a couple other place you can check out if you like.

Our Myspace site
Our Yahoo Fan Club

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So that explains her booty shaking fascination and her Jenna Jameson-like qualities. At least now we know a bit more about her. Besides Bridgitte, all of the girls' background seemed a bit ambiguous. Now, I really want to know about Holly.

Thanks for that extra insider's info there, Kwicherbichen!

I was always somewhat curious about Kendra's sorta patchy past((didn't she claim that Hef "saved" her?)) and wondered if she actually was a former stripper, besides being just another LA blonde doing random nude/glamour photo shoots here and there...

I actually like the gal, even though we've taken to calling her 'Ken-duh' thanks to her sorta ditzy persona on the show. And you lotta love her signature laugh!
She added a lot of good goofy fun to the show, and I guess she's really taken to the mansion lifestyle far better than anyone expected she would.
Must be kinda cool to see one of your former team members frollicking out there in the public eye, eh?

So yeah, now we just need all the pre-mansion scoop on Holly! It's kinda weird how blatantly private she's been about her own past...

We called it TWOP'ers! We guessed that she was fresh off the pole when the first season began!!! (ETA: Wasn't Nomi Malone -- the lead character from Showgirls also stripping at a place called The Chetah before she got her big break?)

I am not sure how much staying power there is in being one of Hef's whores. Now if her ambitions do not stray far from porn and stripping then maybe she does have a future. Ah...ha....ha!

Yeah I don't see Kendra being the next Pamela Anderson. She'll be back on the pole a month after Hef dumps her.

Also, I unfortunately saw the Vegas episode again, it just reiterated how utterly wrong this "relationship" is. They can't stay in Vegas overnight or they're grounded! By the way this also shows how half-assed and cheap Hef is. I mean if he IS going to play the jealous possesive "boyfriend"/sugar daddy, then he should have assigned them escorts or bodygaurds or something like the Sultan of Brunei would. I'm just saying if he's going to give them something as hideous as a curfrew, then he might as well go all the way. And Southwest? God, I'm surprised they were even able to stay at the Palms and didn't have to settle for like, the Riviera, or even Las Vegas Best Western or something. Note to all Gold-digging sluts: stick with a man that'll actually spend money on you. Sheesh, that episode was a travesty.

Yes... so long as she never gains any weight. Still, there's probably some guy on the planet who will keep her, a la Lisa Gastineau, and/or Kendra can play the child-support game with some hapless schmoe. Ha! We so nailed the stripper thing.

ITA. With perhaps a detour through the Vivid Films production machine first.

In the Playboy article about the girls, it said Kendra was a dental assistant. I thought that was a bit suspicious, since I was under the impression one needed to attend community college or something to get that designation. Stripper is more like it. Also, on the E! board Kendra's mom vigorously defended her living with Hef saying it was a safe, drug free environment. So, if she was a dental assistant, I doubt living at the Playboy mansion is a safer environment.

Dental assistant??? I thought she was attending massage school?? Kendra needs to get her fake-career-aspirations story straight.

On her official site (which I'm pathetic enough to have visited), she talked about being a teen runaway and on drugs and being pretty screwed up. I think that's what she and her mom were referring to when they praise Hef/her living situation now.

On the E! board, there is a lot of speculation about Holly. Holly used to post there, and apparently accidentally 'outed' herself as being another poster too (meaning she had multiple screennames, and posted under the wrong one), and some of the posts from the other screenname that was supposedly her were pretty wacko. Also someone who claims to have known her in high school posted, and the amateur psychology brigade is out in force. Why do I find this all so fascinating?

For the same reasom I do! Give us the goods! What was her screen name? What kind of a closet wierdo is Holly????? Ah haha!!!

Too funny to chalk up as a blond moment.

I don't know which was more disturbing. Seeing Bridgette's mother weep tears of pride and joy that her younger underage daughter is following in her sister's footsteps, as she teetered down the stairs in freakin' lingerie together with pornstar hair extensions, or when Kendra's extended family came to visit for her birthday party, which was so depressing for so many reasons. If her family thinks that this living arrangement is a step-up for her, than its no wonder she was a teen runaway doing drugs. I mean her grandmother would've had more in common with Hef, having probably been born in the same decade. And how proud they must have been when Hef demonstrated his enduring eternal love and adoration for Kendra by giving her a (Walmart) framed photo of them together for her birthday present. At least he (or his assistant more likely) had enough presence of mind to remove the original in-frame photo, which was probably infinitely less scary than the photo they had of each other.

The girls will be on E! News Live tonight doing some segment on shopping. I wont be home in time to catch it :(, so if anyone cares enough to watch please fill the rest of us in on the snark. Also keep your ears open for any mention of a second season.

I saw it, ptfull, and yeah, the segment wasn't anything special or informative (but then, neither was anything else on E! News, so it was at least in good company.) I mean the segment lasted, like 3 seconds and basically just featured them buying crap at some "trendy" (read: overpriced) boutique. Unsuprisingly, Hef wasn't with them (God, does Hef spend ANY time with his so-called "girlfriends" outside of publicized "posing" sessions? Is that why the sluts did this show? Because it's the only time that geezer would spend any non-public time with them? Geez!)