This is a puffin, and I'd imagine that a baby one is slightly smaller and perhaps fluffier. Hee.

Baby puffin is Holly's nickname for Hef. You can judge how appropriate it is.

Hey! I found a picture of a baby puffin! Grey, disshevelled, and kind of out of it looking? Totally Hef.

mahahaha batmom! Thanks for the photos!!

Did everyone see the look of disgust and embarassment on RC's face when she said how much she liked the Olive Garden. How insulting to someone actually from Italy. I like the Olive Garden just as much as the next person, but Kendra acts like they invented Italian food!

Poor thing probably believes they did.

PUHLEASE!! Olive Garden is McDonald's compared to places that have REAL Italian food! I think if she ever goes to a Magiano's (Italian restaurant) or these family owned Italian places, she might literally explode

Yea i also agree that Olive Garden is just like McDonald's compared to the REAL italian places, so maybe she dosen't really like the real authentic italian. She likes american italian and just can't seem to tell the difference of real and wanna be.

P.S. I love Olive Garden, lol

Omg! it does looks like Hef as a little baby bird. For all of her stupidity, Holly may be onto something.

as for the olive garden...I like the Olive garden but I certainly love to dine out at authentic italian restaurants, and can appreciate italian cuisine because I've been to italy. I was just saying that yeah it is like the fast food of italian, but people like it...just kendra doesn't have to act like the olive garden freaking invented it or something. She might have a hernia if she ever goes to italy.

I always saw Kendra's Olive Garden thing as an attempt to create a "Chicken of the Sea" moment for the show. The Olive Garden has been bashed to hell for a long time, Will and Grace stands out as the biggest example. I'm pretty sure production is feeding her a lot of her blond moments or perhaps she's even smart enough to try to amp the blond on her own.

I like Bridget. I actually think it says a lot that she is 33 and does not have a perfect body and still seems to be enjoying herself in that environment. Especially surrounded by all the skinny younger girls that she is.

I like Bridget too. At least she's honest and admits that she's there to have fun, not to marry Hef or be his number one gf. Kendra seems to have alot of fun there too. Holly will be the only one devastated when Hef dies because she'll have to get a real job to support herself. Her plastic boobs and bleached hair are only going to get her and Kendra so far. At least Bridget has 20 different degrees.

Kendra needs to call ABC up and get the number for a Miss "Amber" [AKA Ambeer] from The Bachelor. Then they can do a soft-core porn involving two women who have cunnilinguine all over the Olive Garden.

They're getting paid for their playboy pictorial and being on the show and being Hef's fake girlfriends, they'll probably be all be fine after Hef kicks the bucket. Well, Holly and Bridget will be fine. Kendra may go back to her drug habit/stripping/prositution ways...

I fell on the job and forgot to remind you all of them being on "The Big Idea" with Donny Deustch...


One thing Hef said that really stuck out was how he said he knew he cared for Kendra before he met her, he saw her picture and just knew she was somone he had to meet....

He cared for her before he met her? She is pretty, but that girl is so brain dead and crass I can't imagine her looks make up for it. Can you imagine trying to have any kind of conversation with her?

I can't believe I read the entire transcript, but it helped me remember why I don't watch Larry King. Many of the people who call in are idiotic, and Larry isn't exactly as sharp as a tack. Kendra sounded foolish and uncomfortable... at least in written form.

I wish someone would've asked Hugh why they never show or even refer to his sons on the show, but I guess we all know the answer.

Kendra

" Playboy will rule the world "

Priceless

she bugged me in the first episode, but looking back at it, she's as snarkiy as me, so for that I like her. Plus, am I the only one that finds her calling Hef "honey" less fake than when Holly and Kendra do?


Like I said, it will TRULY be the mother of all reality show twists, when Bridget is the last woman standing in that mansion! LOL

Kendra, Darling, Playboys did rule the world once, but you weren't born yet. Those men never learned to give a woman an orgasm; got old and flabby; spread herpes, the clap, and genital warts (Why, I'll bet those crabs you keep finding in the "vintage" sheets in the mansion are descendants of the original Playboys' crabs!); discarded women at the first sign of maturity; had affairs and are now paying alimony out the anus. Hef thinks he started something fabulous and you are still buying into it.

I wonder if she ever graduated high school? Proabably not...but whenever I watch her, I feel like I'm watching Jenna Jameson's twin sister.It's weird.

Hef'll keep all 3 around until this show tanks or he dies, whichever comes first.

Does anyone know TWoP's policy about quoting from copyrighted sources, in this case, the out-of-print You'll Never Make Love in this Town Again? It was written by a quartet of whores 10 years ago, and they refer a few times to Hef et al. Even if I can't spread some quotage around, it starkly illustrates the speed with which Hef swaps his interchangeable blondes around, and there's a nice line about how all the men in Hollywood cease caring about chicks the minute their (the chicks, natch) looks dry up.

Wait, you mean it hasn't already?

Ahahaha... my impression is that there will be a season 2. This show actually reminds me of Almost Famous (or whatever the showgirl show was called), where everyone got canned within 2 years of broadcast, so here's hoping!

Nice catch on the Olive Garden Bachelorette quote; I was trying to remember who said that. Maybe Kendra can get some bread baggage while she's there.

I caught Hef and the girls on Donny Deutsch Friday. For most of the interview, Holly had her hand on Puff Baby to show that, you know, she IS #1 girl. I wonder if she pees on him to mark her turf...but anyway.....the Kendra problem seemed to be solved. They must have told Donny not to ask her too many questions and if he did, he made sure he asked the other girls first so she could say "yeah, what she said".



When I was in junior high, this was the way I felt about Erik Estrada.

Bwah!! I really want to see what would happen if Bridget tried to make out with Hef. I wonder what Holly would do.

"Hey!! He's my baby puffin! MINE!!"

...and would anyone even notice or would they just assume Hef's Depends diaper is leaky?

Hey...I read alot of opinions on here...but this is the deal....I'll die my hair a more silver shade of blonde and call anyone 'puffin' who wants to move me in their mansion, cook me up a cheeseburger at 3 AM and pay all my friggin bills.

Hef may be lots of things...but stupid he isn't. I surmise he hand picked/casted three wonderful actresses to do this show and get Playboy back on the college board of public interest.

Great move....fun show.

I totally agree Zoothouse: Hef's not stupid. He is DEFINITELY not stupid. And this show is a hoot.

IMHO the three chicks living with him are stupid with a capital S-- because they aren't actresses -- this is real to them -- they think this is either a smart, sustainable career move (Bridgette & Kendra) or the foundation for their future (Holly).

If Kendra is an actress, she deserves an Academy Award. That is the most realistic portrayal of a dim-witted white-trash bimbo I've ever seen.

...can I have Bryant for Christmas?


what about my birthday two weeks later?!?

HAHA Rawhide...she DOES come across that way and I bet it's her total personality. Never thought he picked those girls from a casting agency.....but just out of the fun scene. To be honest....I'm a female and I like them all. I'd oddly attracted to the show for whatever reason and wouldn't admit it IRL to a damn soul.

i know i may be crazy but...sometimes i can't get kendra's annoying laugh out of my head.

Bridget's way of talking is a little too sweet for me. It's sounds put on.
And goddamn these women are so dense.

OK, here's my take on the show:

Bridget - my personal favorite. She enjoys the Playboy life, yet will not start because she's gotten (and still getting) her education. Good for her. She's got the best of both worlds.

Kendra - a stupid kid, she is obviously there so Hef can have a "party girl" as the other two are too "good" to act stupid.

Holly - she's young and is she REALLY going to school? If she is, that's a good thing. I think she will get her heart broken by Mr. Hef, on the other hand, I don't blame her. She is experiencing things and seeing the world - doing things she would never get a chance to do otherwise. I can also see her bring a real bitch to any girls coming around sniffin'.

WORD!!!! And if we think it's annoying now that she's in her mid 30's imagine when she is in her 40's and still trying to talk to everyone in that little girl voice. Actually (ding!) this is how I imagine Bridgette in her 40's and 50's:

She still wears pink Daisy Dukes and costumes at every opportunity. Her hairstyle of choice is two-pigtails tied with pink ribbons. She still hasn't done anything with her degrees. After Hef died in 2007, she took a job as a sales girl at Trashy Lingerie ("To get the employee discount!") and was still trying to selling Blonde Mafia t-shirts online. In 2010 she finally realized that all the years of bralessness had finally caught up with her and she had a boob lift. She is promoted to Manager at Trashy. In 2015 she got cheek implants....and an eyebrow lift and lip implants...the works. In 2020, she decides to walked her Daisy Duke clad self into a 12-step meeting and admit to her plastic surgery addiction. It is difficult for the other attendees to understand her because 1) she is crying when she admits this, 2) she is talking in her signature little girl voice, and 3) she has accidentally walked into a Toastmasters meeting. In 2021, it is discovered by Hefland Director, Bryant, that Bridgette has been living in a small crawl space behind the guesthouse ever since her dismissal back in 2007. Bridgette has done it so she can still claim she lives at the mansion. Holly is her roommate. Both women are instituationalized.

Good one! Pity Free, but what happened to Gizzy? that's who I'm worried about.

These girls may not be brain surgeons, and they definitely have made certain reputations for themselves by being "girlfriends" and on this show, but they're no idiots. They know exactly how to present themselves and are following close rules. They are playing a role!

Not a one thinks they are going to end up 4eva in the mansion, not even Holly. At best, Holly will have Hef's kid and get some child support after he's dead.

What they are getting out of this is a job (being a girlfriend is a JOB and trust me, they know this far better than we do), covered education, a cover of playboy and a TV show. Not a bad deal, I'd say.

Not me. I'll keep my med.-paying job, along w/ my boyfriend who does not make much more than me but who let's me have my freedom(and will cook me a cheeseburger @ 3 am.),along w/ my 2 BR, 21/2 Bath townhouse.

I was trying to watch this show the other day. These girls' lives downright depress me.

Don't feel bad, lola---I've found myself unintentionally laughing like Kendra a lot since the show started airing, and that truly scares me. Maybe it's just my own subconcious homage to the mysterious and sensuous allure of Ken-duh. Or maybe I just need to get a life.

ME TOO! How FUN is that? After beer four....it's a riot to let out a HAH-HAH-HAH.

I think its more of a Ha-haha. There's kind of a pause after the first Ha. The Soup is relentless (and delicious) in its snarking on Kendra.

Agreed, but I am also of the opinion that they really ARE sleeping with good old Hef, which takes this JOB to a whole different level -- which I (and most of the sane world) find disgusting.

Gizzy finally got sick of Bridgette and bit a chunk out of her right buttock while she was sleeping and escaped into the night. The resulting scar on her butt ended all hope of a return to the pages of Playboy for Bridgette. Rumor has it that Gizzy changed her name to Ebony and found a a nice suburban family with whom she lived for many happy years.

Without Gizzy, Bridgette didn't have anyone for Wednesday to look like, so she gave him to Bryant's rich, kind hearted, smart, brunette girlfriend (at the time - now his wife) who loved him and raised him.

good, so i'm not crazy!! I thought I was losing my mind because that's all I hear is her stupid whore-laugh. I admit, I started laughing like that after i watched the show too.

think its more of a Ha-haha. There's kind of a pause after the first Ha. LMAO Key!!!

*DEAD*

Holly claims to be 26, but I'm not buying it. She has talked several times about some day getting a degree, but I don't think she's ever taken any steps to do so. If she were 21, I'd say more power to her. But she's past the point in life where she doesn't have to worry about her future. Hef's never going to marry her or give her a baby. She needs to grab on to some other rich dude under the age of 100 and have a few kids before it's too late for her to be a trophy wife or else she needs to start going to school now. I see her as far more unrealistic and pathetic than Bridgette or Kendra.

ITA. No one under the age of 18 should have a curfew. I find it deeply disturbing that they don't see anything wrong with being treated like children. It would be one thing if they lived the glamour life that Hef used to have back in the days with Barbie with the trips to Africa and the weekly parties where you could actually meet and network with Hollywood types. These three are just living in a rundown mansion for in empire that is a sad, sad shadow of its former self.

Well they need a curfew, because Puffin' worries 'bout them.

Please tell me that these girls are not buying that excuse and know that it is about control. Good thing they have Holly to make sure they get home on time huh....

The curfew exists to keep up the apperance of them as "girlfriends." When you are an 80 year old man "dating" three 20ish girls, a curfew is really helpful to keep the charade going.

I agree - I don't think they necessarily sleep with him, I just think he keeps them there as part of the charade. But a curfew is a bit much. I guess old Hef figures if they didn't have a curfew they'd be out partying and meeting guys more their age and would eventually leave? Who knows...the whole set-up is weird, imho...

Kendra is such an ass. I saw the ep yesterday when they were showing fight night, kendra referred to the male mannequin at least 5 times as hot before realizing it wasn't a live human being. I nearly died of laughter.

Exodus, you were a victim of editing I'm afraid. It was set up to look like she made the mistake ten thousand times when in fact she was just relaying the story over and over and over and over again. Doesn't excuse the fact she made the mistake in the first place. Still. This was the conclusion made pages ago when the show first aired.