I love how Holly complained about Hef lagging behind when everyone was running around looking for clues.

He had to walk Holly, you don't want Baby Puffin to have a coronary.

Is she deaf,dumb and blind?! Does she not realize that he's an elderly man? He's 80 years old. He was 60 when those girls were born. He was still elderly when they were born. Doesn't she consider the fact that he's older than her own father and probably her grandfather? He could suffer a heart attack and die at any given moment, then what would she do? Her whole existence would suffer...she wouldn't get any money from her BabyPuffin, Christie Hefner would get everything and Hef's kids. Holly would have to move out and (gasp!) might have to date someone a bit closer to her age like maybe 60.

Kendra was a mess running around barefoot with her dress sliding down and hiking up...looked like a gonzo porn for a second! LMAO

I think that if I had to spend more than 5 minutes with Kendra my slapping hand would get itchy. She has the maturity of a poorly behaved 13-year-old (no manners or social graces, ignorant, arrogant, crass) and a ridiculous sense of entitlement, wrapped up in blonde hair and big boobs. How she passed the "girlfriend audition" is beyond me.

Having said that, if I were her and got a thrown-together "luau" for my 21st birthday and Bridget got this badass murder mystery party, I'd be pissed.

The show last night proved once and for all that the staff hates Kendra ...and deservedly so. In what universe do you wipe your dirty hands off on the butler to get them clean? Bryant, if you ever have to go to jail for backhanding Kendra, I, Pity Free, will bail you out.

Amen! I thought this, too! Perhaps it's Hef's way of saying good-bye? Bridgette was really showing her age when she was getting into that costume. She's 37 if she's a day.

Oh and all Holly's whining about Hef lagging behind? Honey, what if you had to wait for the battery on his Amigo to get charged up? What if you had to wait for his Viagra to kick in....oh wait, you already do that...

ETA: I just thought of something, you guys!!! Maybe the plot of this Murder Mystery was a warning shout-out to US!!!! I mean Bridgette "shot" the person for talking crap about Gizzy!!! Maybe Bridgette will come after us if we keep talking about how much Gizzy hates her!!

Oh Kendra... The butler was just kidding when he said Archie the dog was the murderer. Why did everybody understand that but you?

I thought it was kind of sad/funny when Kendra and Destiny were playing tennis with the professional tennis guys, and Kendra was all serious and competitive, and the guys (and entire audience) just wanted to make a mockery of it. I laughed my ass off when the guy called her Pink Panther and was patronizingly lobbing little baby serves over the net at her. Ha ha! It didn't help Kendra's case any that Destiny was playing "serious" tennis with her 3 foot extensions cascading down her back.

Hey, as Kendra reminds us every episode, she is the ATHLETE. And Bryant, the butler, you earn every penny of your salary. You must have the patience of a saint.

The previews for next week have Bridgette saying, "I have a wedding announcement!" and her getting into a white dress.

So help me god, if she marries her damn cat, or if Gizzy and Wednesday get married, I'm leaving this show forever. Mark my words!

You just know she has little cat costumes and cat hats and makes Giz and Wednesday act in little "plays" in her room. Giz poops in her bed for a reason.

She probably still has a Barbie and Ken hidden in there somewhere....that she makes have sex (but she won't let Giz or Wed. watch).

Kendra's treatment of Bryant the butler is so infuriating. I hope Hef uses the series break to retire her. Bridget may eat with her mouth open and Holly may overestimate herself, but at least we haven't seen them openly treating the staff like shit.

I think I saw Kendra stealing another team's clue in the gym, but I'll have to re-watch it. ETA: I was mistaken; she was just fixing her dress/ tube top.

Bryant's facial expression when she was treating him like crap was priceless! You could totally tell he wanted to bitch slap her. I mean I would bitch slap her if I worked there and she talked to me like that. Holly just thinks that she has the power to get them fired (we all know she doesn't, and when Hef dies, she'll probably have to resort to working as Playboy mansion staff) We haven't seen Bridgitte interact that much with the staff. Kendra should go back to the strip club where she belongs.

For all of you dying to run out and purchase the Flapper costume Kendra "wore" (Ah, ha, ha! A belt!) for the murder mystery party it can be had for a mere $56.99 plus shipping and handling on the same web site that sells Blonde Mafia "clothing".

Fun activity #1: Explain to Kendra that when flappers were all the rage, flat chests and were the height of fashion. Note: this may cause her to short circuit. Place her back into the original packaging and return her to the manufacturer for repair.

Fun activity #2: Explain to Holly that Hef took a flapper to Prom. He used up all his running back then.

Fun activity #3: Show Bridgette her old Prom pic with Hef.


ETA: What?? No comments about Holly's bad driving at the start of the episode?? I thought for sure she was going to get her pink slip after the driveway scrape!!!!

I physically cringed when she bottomed out in the driveway. And then she backed up and did it again! Augh! I wonder if the fact that she dinged up that awesome car and didn't get the boot might be evidence that Hef really does like her?

Word that Bridget's party was better than Kendra's. However, I was sort of under the impression that Bridget planned the party herself, in which case Kendra's lame party would be no one's fault but her own. I thought it was sweet that Bridget invited Mary and Bob. I wouldn't ever have Bridget as a friend, but I think she's generally a good person, if pretty childlike.

Bridget is a little bit older than the others, but she gets points for having real boobs and hair that is a color that people actually can grow out of their own heads. She does lose points for all of the pink, though. I wonder if the fact that we haven't seen much interaction between her and the staff can be interpreted as that she doesn't boss them around like Holly and doesn't torment and abuse them like Kendra.

I figured the car-scraping was standard attention-whore behavior for this class of girl: they are all about the drama. Too bad there was no follow-up... I guess Hef never wants us to see his Angry Face.

OH SNAP!!!


Guess who is gonna be on Larry King Live tonight!!?

Oh, this is great -- Larry King just called it a HAREM!!!!! Right to their faces!!

Holly doesn't want to have a baby right away -- she wants to finish her degree first! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

Another "fact": Hef only sleeps with Holly OR with groups of the girls -- whatever that means....Larry was asking Holly if it bothered her when Hef said to her he wanted to sleep with Bridgette...Holly said..."Hee, hee that doesn't happen." Hef said, "In groups."

Omigawd, Larry sucks!! He didn't force Kendra to answer the question of what made Hef different in bed than her younger lovers...he just let her sit there and giggle like a 'tard!!!! I want specifics so we have proof he's been to Kendratown!

ETA: THANK YOU CrazyMacy - I would have missed this without your heads-up! You rock!!

Kendra can't begin nor finish a sentence without that retarded laugh?

If one told the others tearfully about getting a pink slip from Hef - would they be confused? "Was it pink enough?"

Kendra answering question about jealousy: "No! How can you be jealous if you never - uh..."*looks at other girls for help* Yes? Never had feelings for men?

Strange, when they were on their media tour Hef as supposedly speaking about making Holly a mom pretty soon....guess she has had a change of heart

I thought he said he was "making Holly's mom" - but yeah, she's too old, so.

That was the most telling quote of the whole thing.. Hef looked over at her sharply in the middle of that little statement. I thought she was going to say, "if you never even sleep with him." 'Cause, you know she wants some Homiez action. And she seems to be on drugs.

Bwah, that was great. Thanks for the tipoff, CrazyMacy!

Next week: Roberto Cavalli and a shopping spree in the bedazzled-out new Playboy store in Vegas.

ETA: Bridget was the only girl who wasn't asked about her boyfriend status at the time she started seeing Hef. Hmmm.

Okay, so I am STILL dys-ho-lexic regarding Holly and Bridget. Was Holly on the far side of Hef, and Bridget next to him? Whoever it was at his side, the lighting was doing her no favors. She seemed as old as Hef says she does.

When that caller started to ask, "I've seen you in the kitchen and...", we knew she was going to ask about how they could eat like that without busting the seams of their Juicy, but it would have been great to hear " - and MAN! You treat the staff like shit! Did any of them ever kick your entitled bleached ass? Or do they just add their own secret sauce to your order?".

Always be nice to the people cooking and serving your food.

Hee hee.. From left to right, it went: Holly, Hef, Bridget, Kendra. Along with prior bf status, I think Bridget was also not asked her age.

Was it me...or did Holly look like Darva Conger???

YES!! I thought the same thing. I think after last night's interview Hef may be narrowing the "harem" down to two. I like crazy Kendra but she was a mess last night! I was embarrased for her and it was really obvious she's not that into him. I'm kind of excited there's going to be a season 2 of this. For those that didn't get to see the interview last night....


http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0511/29/lkl.01.html

The transcripts edited out all of Kendra's laughing. She comes across as coherent in the script.

The callers asked such dull questions!

I had gotten up a couple of times, so I didn't hear all of the calls. But alot of them were non-snarky, which was good...but it was almost in a sense as if they screened them heavily to the point of making sure it wasn't objective in the least!



ETA:


Anyone else notive how Larry asked Holly several times, specifically what Holly was doing before she moved into the mansion...it took her some around about hemming and hawing just for her to say she was in school....

Brandi Roderick, head gf from a few years back was on the first season of Surreal Life. She also still hangs out at the mansion sometimes, so I guess that confidentiality agreement lasts for awhile.

Holly's been around for awhile. I saw her sitting next to Hef at movie night on one of those specials. She used to have a short Marilyn Monroe-type hairstyle.

VH1 has these 90 minute ____ Babylon specials that come on occasionally. I've only seen them after midnight, but there's a Centerfold Babylon ep. where they talk to a bunch of ex- Playboy and Penthouse girls and they dish a bit of dirt. Most of the girls were pre-2000 though, so I don't know if that helps.

I have seen the Centerfold Babylon special and it seems as though after being a centerfold it is downhill from there in life.

Is it just me or does Kendra keep forgetting how old she is??? I could have sworn that her Luau birthday was her 21st....but she said she was 20 on LK last night and then said she was either going to turn or had already turned 21 in June (she mumbled) The transcripts say she said that she said she'll be 21 next June but she is shown drinking on TV and going to bars all the time. I used to have a friend who was "smart" like Kendra and she seriously forgot how old she was all the time. She would have to look at her license or ask me. (She is no longer my friend for obvious reasons. However, she is proof to me that this level of idiocy is possible.)

Yes, I recall her having her 20th birthday back in June. I also noticed how she never seems to be excluded from any partaking in alcohol.

I wonder what games of truth or dare are like at the mansion. What's kendra's reaction when she's gets dared to kiss Hef...On the lips!! I would pay to see that on E!

I want to know that their STD precautions are since Hef seemed to adamant about them in the Larry King interview. Did Hef insist a full workup - with blood tests and everything before he hired Holly? Do they do crab checks every month or so? Do they just ask Kendra to sleep with a roach motel between her legs?

Or I guess it's easy to not spread STD's if you are only contractually obligated to pretend you are sleeping with Hef.

ETA: Did anyone else catch that CNN item about a Catholic priest from Lodi, CA (IIRC) that was recently sentenced to prison for molesting children years and years ago? Boys and girls! How creepy would it be if Bridgette was one of his victims?

Ooh! They check in but they don't check out. Do they come inside?

When he said they took precautions against STDs, you could just hear viewers all over America saying: "Yup. Abstinence is pretty effective".

Maybe their STD precautions are: Once you have everything, it's not necessary to take precautions anymore.

Alert DA Tom Sneddon, so he can take a mental break between Michael Jackson prosecutions. Why isn't Gloria Allred all over this?
House showed a quip, "why wear a raincoat if you're already wet?" So the no-condom post from ~ a month ago was false, unless Hef is constantly testing the girls, and keeping chastity belts on them at all times. Gross; TMI.
A bunch of people speculated that her behavior is very much like an abuse survivor, so sadly it would not be surprising. Plus her family's creepy support of the whole thing, pimping out their much-younger daughter to the mansion... ugh.

I have no idea if this is considered a spoiler since I saw it on "E" News, but just in case: Apparently Bridget's "wedding announcement" has something to do with her and a wax figure of George Clooney. And then there's a shot of Holly grabbing Wax Hugh Hefner's crotch. Nice.
ETA: Kendra also talks about loving the Olive Garden again. I didn't spoiler that because we all know how much Kendra loves the Garden.

Did she give him 40 wax, like Lizzie Borden?
Can we look forward to Jessica Simpson being the next rabbit?

OH MY DAMN Y'all!!!


Holly acknowledged Hef aint divorced!!!


*DEAD*

... with Brit Brit, them being on the same career path and all.

*ded*#2 Wow, she knows! And she still acts like that.

Odd that Holly never had any runway experience before, at her age... even my sub-model height ass managed to work in a show, back when I was in collitch.

The amount of glee they all showed at the Playboy trifle shop tells me that shopping sprees happen very rarely. Like, never, except for this for-TV one. Nice unbridled greed, Kendra, but then what do you expect of someone who blathers on about fucking Olive Garden to Roberto Cavalli?

I liked the looks of hauteur and disgust on the faces of RC's companions.

That was the last episode, right? Although I like the show, I'm not sure it should come back next season. Even this one seemed a bit repeatitive, being another Vegas trip and all... How many different ways can you document life in a fishbowl??

I'd say their 15 minutes of fame are up.

If that's the case, it kinda sucks that they had to spend them all with the old man with a 9 pm curfew and not on their own terms!!!

How jealous was I of the shopping spree? Seriously I wanted that stuff. (The cute little t-shirts, not the white leather/sparkly gold biker jacket). Help!!! I'm turning into Bridget!!!!

Was it weird when Kendra had to ask Hef's permission to go out on the balcony? Sure, that's normal girlfriend/boyfriend behavior. Bridget looked like she was ready to kill everyone. I think she has had it UP TO HERE with Kendra's stupidity. And she was super jealous that Holly got to be in the fashion show. I think #2 GF is starting to wear thin.

Holly does not know how to dance. She looked ridiculous in that cage thing at the end. I can't believe this was the season finale!!! *sobs* Hopefully they'll be back for more!

Makes me wonder what happens if the girl decides that she has had enough and wants out, can they just bail or do they have to fulfill a contract. I almost feel sorry for Bridget (almost). What man in their right mind would want her after her pathetic display on this show?

As for GF #3 Kendra, I'm thinking she's on her last legs at this point. Her display on Larry King made it extremely evident that she does not have sex with Hef. Her comments where she said something like "How could you be jealous if you never..." I took that as "How could I be jealous of someone else having sex with him when I never have sex with him". She is not doing Hef any favors and she isn't fooling anyone.

Where was Kendra during the fashion show? I figured since she wasn't 21, she couldn't play blackjack, but they never showed her during the fashion show.

I'm also pretty sure that Roberto Cavalli was drunk as hell at dinner. Yes, yes, I am MAN-BUNNY!

Since I seem to be on a roll about commenting on terrible, terrible E! shows, I guess I'll chime in on this one too. Well I'll try to, since I haven't been following the adventures of bimbos #1-3 lately. Unfortunately I did see part of an episode during a marathon they were doing. It cracked me up when Hef revealed the layout of the Playboy episode they were in, and Bimboes of the Corn were all estatic and if that meant they finally "arrived" or something, even though the non-erotic cover blared "The Girls Next Door" (just in case you didn't pay attention to what this series was REALLY about), instead of, you know THEIR NAMES and all. You'd think that would be important so that the layman could finally tell them apart, but no.

As for for a second season...I don't know who commisioned this series in the first place but whoever did really needs to be fired. I can't see this tepid series generating the type of buzz that Playboy needs to get itself out of it's slump. If anything, the tale of three generic sluts and their octegenarian taskmaster/grandfather/"boyfriend" diminished the Playboy brand further.

Yes that was totally weird! I about puked when I saw that. I would not last a minute in that relationship/contract. You have got to be kidding me. And it was not asked like "Hey I am going to check out the view outside, want to come?" It was more "Please sir can I move out of your sight for just a minute to do something on my own without the posse?" She didn't even move from her chair until he gave her permission. Creepy.

Awwww, I'm kinda sad to see this show gone already---I found it way too highly amusing/entertaining watching these bleached blondes and their "boyfriend" getting caught in various adventures in and out of the Playboy Mansion.

That being said, is Roberto Cavalli not a bit creepy? Who knew the guy would stumble into the restaurant late for his dinner with Hef and the gals only to basically come off like drunken Eurotrash?? And for such an otherwise talented designer, I didn't think his "revamped" designs of the bunny costume were that great at all. In fact, they looked pretty much like the prior costumes, just with different fabrics!
Also, I felt pretty bad for Bridgette at the fashion show. Damned straight she looked pitiful as she sat there gazing so longingly up at Holly modeling. In fact, she really wasn't all that present during this episode. Guess she really is starting to get the cold shoulder.

And that basketball court suite at The Palms? THAT was just too damned tacky for words. I can't imagine ANYONE wanting to stay in there, unless they're members of the NBA having a party. Seriously, that was goofy. But at least the freethrowing fun at the party showed that Kenduh has a talent for SOMETHING besides laughing obnoxiously and pretending to give head to a senior citizen.

Also? I'm in total shock that Holly actually admitted so loudly/proudly that Heff is indeed still legally married!!! She must've been drunk or something...or obviously she just doesn't give a shit, which is surprising for a Baby Puffin-loving looney like her. But she did look especially pretty this episode while she was in Vegas.
And oddly enough, I'm happy if she's happy. Looks like she at least got some good Heff-lovin' in Sin City when they left that party early together.

Anyways, that was good silly fun while it lasted. I guess I'll just have to settle for "The Gastineu Girls" now, damnit.

When I first read that (before watching my TiVo'd episode I thought the same thing. But then, after watching the episode, I realized that maybe Kendra has a problem with figuring out real from decorative/false windows and maybe she's hurt herself trying to go outside through a wall before. Like that time she tried to go out onto the veranda at the Olive Garden.

That fact that Holly KNOWS that Hef is not divorced makes her dellusions even more troubling. That pretty much guarantees he's not that into you, Honey. If he was, he'd take steps to make sure you felt secure in the relationship.

Kendra should have tried to be more charming to George Maloof -- isn't he still single??

Finally got caught up.
I was shocked to see Bridget's real hair length in the murder-mystery ep. She looked quite normal like a (37 yr. old) grown woman for a change.
Kendra was totally scoping the tennis pros. Loyalty? No.

Holly stuck her tongue out after saying that "Hef's not divorced" so obviously she's not too pleased about the situation. Damn, Hef was all up on the bigamy laws, LOL!

Yeah the new bunny costumes were nothing to shout about, but maybe Cavalli didn't have too much leeway.
I liked Bridget's black leather jacket with the pink bunny head on the side.
Kendra's white outfit was so deliciously tacky and "fat-Elvis Vegas". I'd totally wear something that tacky if I had her body. She might have a future doing Olive Garden commercials if they went the Hooters route.

Okay, I really need to know... what exactly is a "baby puffin'"?