Ok, but this is your fair warning that every time you exhale your nipples are going to show. (Holly had her nipples surgically sanded off specifically for occassions like this. Unfortunately, she can't have her hoo haa removed so she relies on airbrushing for that.)

I bet she's defensive about the silicone because she's an athelete and atheletes don't use silicone.

My boyfriend gets Playboy. The pics of Holly are just downright gross!! I actually gasped when I saw it and said OMG she doesn't have a p***y.


ETA: Just made Loyal Viewer goofy little smile

Hef really showed his age when one of the girls said, "who's Barbara Walters?" and he replied, "She's a newscaster." I mean, really, exactly how long has it been since what Barbara does could in any way be described as "newscasting"? Funniest line to me was when one of the girls was interviewing how excited she was to meet Barbara because her major is Broadcast Journalism. I don't know which part makes me laugh harder, that she is still college age or that she thinks she is really some kind of scholar.

OMG!! Y'all when they repeat this latest episde you have GOT to watch Hef carefully when they are on their way to NYC and he says "I brought the most important things with me" or something to that effect! I got straight HUD/Bisexual vibes right then and there!!!

They were all annoying to no end on this episode! Not to mention, the coincidence of the other Playmates showing up in NYC...PUHLEASE!!!


I STILL want a bunny costume!!!!!

Bridget getting snubbed by BaWa, LOL. It's called respect sweetie and people dont have much for you. We did find out that her boobs are real, which I do believe since they dont look that fake. The girls fly SW but when Hef comes along they take a private plane, they must feel so special. Kendra's stupidity was really grating this episode, girl get your ass an education. Her getting mad over the press questions, I guess the truth hurts huh. Did y'all notice whenever ther was some Bridget-Hef interaction (especially in the limo) Holly looked the other way and bitched/pissed look on her face, no jealousy my ass. It was nice to see Christie, and grandpa crying over her speach, aawww. Holly wanting to wait until shes 30 for kids (BWAH!) girl you better hurry up cause Hef can drop dead any second. Next week theyre in Chicago (my hometown), ooh cant wait to see them perturb and muddle Chitown.

Did they use the showtune from Blazing Saddles in there? Awesome.

Major contrast with the Lodi ep last week. I admit feeling some jealousy for their glammed-out media whore NYC jaunt.

Word on Kendra being ignorant; the editors have it easy: "hey, let's start every episode with a Ken-duh-ism!"

Kendra would be better suited for dating Eminem. She has more porn star qualities, then trophy wife qualities. Holly is better suited to be dating someone her age, as for waiting until she's 30 to have kids, we all know she is really 30 already...(honey, stop with the disillusionment yet AGAIN!!) Bridgette probably has kids already somewhere in Lodi.

I was reading some of the messages posted in Kendra's Yahoo Group the other day. Someone asked about DVD's of the show, and Kendra said that she had seen some of the footage for them. She specifically mentioned that there was a 3 minute clip of her laughing. Are there people out there that just can't get enough of her donkey bray?

Hef needs to be more careful with camera angles. I saw his combover several times yesterday, and I don't remember ever noticing it before.

I thought it was funny that one of the girls called Hef the "king of Chicago," and right after that there was a commercial for an Oprah DVD to remind us who really rules Chicago.

I mean seriously, are these dumb-asses so clueless as to think that they're not going to be completely looked down upon by educated, successful women??? (O.k., so maybe not everyone on the View qualifies there but I mean just in general!)

The ridiculousness of the whole situation was illustrated once again when Hef's well-spoken, attractive, intelligent daughter was giving the toast. To have her look down and see her dear ole' Dad surrounded by those fluff's must be just pitiful.

So Holly stated last night that she and Puffin have never spent a night apart. O.k. so did that just give it all away that he is totally not boning the other two? Or does he and then he sneaks back into bed five minutes after he left so he and the delusional one can technically spend the night together?

Loved how the older secretary had to explain the "Mile High Club" to clueless Kendra.

Wow...normally I'm on the Kendra lovetrain, but homegirl seriously bugged last night with her constant "'The View' ladies are all haters!" and "They need some silicone too!" irritated comments.
Oh yeah, that'll really show em!

I'll give Holly and Bridgette kudos for at least not sinking to dumb levels and rising above any catty comments from reporters. The way Kendra idiotically asked that reporter how HIS sex-life was after he'd asked about theirs was just lame.
I know she's only 21, but grow up already! When you go on a press-tour, you're leaving yourself open to be asked difficult questions...geez...
((which makes me wonder, why so defensive, Ken-duh?))

That episode sort of reinforced what we already knew: there's no way Bridgette or Kendra are getting anything from Hef. They were so insulted that the questions were about sex. WTF? Hef goes on the radio and brags how he's bagging multiple chicks; of course people are going to ask about it given a chance. And they're going to look down on you for being part of a harem. Haters, indeed.

Maybe Bridgette will wake up. You may have masters degrees in communication and broadcast journalism, but you'll always be one of Hef's chicks to serious, accomplished, professional people. Sad.

And then the horror on Kendra's face when there was discussion of her joining the club. She thought for a nanosecond she might have to do Hef. I seriously thought she'd barf. That girl is so very dumb.

And speaking of dumb, Holly's math skills leave a bit to be desired. She doesn't want to wait until she's 40 to have kids, so she needs to hurry because she's 25. The hell?

Kendra looks exactly like Kalle from that kind of 'lost' season of Road Rules.

I think it's because 25 is a distant memory....

I don't think he's "ethnic" enough for her.

I love the sound of crickets chirping when Kendra's thinking. Was she really going to spit on people from atop the Statue of Liberty? Special.

I wish they had shown footage from the View. Did anybody see it? I'd love to know what went down. I hate to say this, but I did feel a little sorry for them, only because they really don't understand why nobody likes them! Or they are playing dumb (OK, Kendra's not playing).


Ha! SO true.

Does anyone know if Bridget has ever held a real job that had anything to do with the college degrees she has? They make so much about her being educated, but pretty much anyone with average intelligence and enough money can go and get multiple degrees.

Also, do you think these women have any idea why they were on a press tour? Do they not get that their only claim to fame is who they are alllegedly boinking?

I thought the only way she'd be able to join the mile high club would be to do Brigitte or the ancient secretary lady. I don't think Hef was ever an option. And Holly's comment was very telling to me.

Kenda is such a fool.

Holly kills me getting really pressed over the possiblity of other women wanting Hef. To think she would be reaching the same way if she weren't number one!


How would she feel if Hef were pursuing for #4 and the women were not even so much as looking at him....I can see it now, some chick visits the mansion and Hef sits her down to proposition her to live there, she says "no...but I tell you what I WILL do for you."


In which she gives Hef a counter offer to have a nude painting of herself hanging in his library along with Barbie's bust, so that he can always have her with him and he goes for it....boy would Holly's roots start showing!!!! LMAO

I've been watching this show too much, I think. I felt bad for the girls, especially Bridget, when the View ladies blew them off. Sure, Bridget isn't any Rhodes Scholar, but Babwa Wawas did invite them onto her show and she could be nice enough to stop and say hello. Those View biddies are mostly all hags anyway. Plus, while Kendra is pretty stupid, she's obviously in over her head and that's no reason to let Star Jones pick her apart.

I thought I heard Holly say she wanted kids by thirty, not at thirty, so her being twenty-five and wanting to get moving would make sense.

In the words of ANTM's Kim: Holly may be three years older than me, but in three years, I'm not going to look that old.

This episode also got me thinking: Obviously, it wasn't filmsed that long ago. So I think the "Halloween" episode was probably filmed only a few months ago, which would explain why there was no footage from the halloween party. The whole thing was set up for a Halloweeny feel.

I hate it, but I've noticed myself doing it. How jacked is that.

And what kind of private jet charter limits you to 2 bags each? I mean, unless you are bringing your lead brick collection, of course.
Yes, yes, yes. Seeing as how Kenduh's & the other girls' futures are most likely tied to the entertainment world (i.e., porn), it's an awfully bad idea to dump on the top dogs on the media side.

Delurking here to comment on Hef's daughter. She was very eloquent and seems like a very nice woman. It was cute to see Hef emotional when she gave her speech about him and the three chicks he's boning.

And did anyone else notice Ken-duh and Brigitte had those suitcases they sell at flea-markets, but Holly's appeared to be Louie Vuittion (sp)? Was she just holding Hef's?

That was very professional and sweet of her, especially given the amount of crap she's weathered over the years about her job with respect to women's rights in general. Of course, it must be nice to work in Daddy's business, nudie pix notwithstanding, unlike the rest of us schlubs.

Holly seems to have a bit of a LV fetish - her checked bags were a discreet black (as opposed to the pepto-bismol and thrown-up fruity drink colors that the other two had), but her 2 carry-ons were Louis Vuitton. Guess she's not too concerned about saving her "allowance."

Poor Bryant the Butler, scrounging through underwear on Ken-duh's floor to find her "mother**bleep**ing shoe." They really don't pay him enough... so, uh.. maybe we can bribe him to post here. Yeah.

Word! He works so hard to keep it professional and do his job and all Kendra does is make him fish through garbage for gift cards, spray him with whipped cream while he tries to take her lunch order and then make him fish thropugh her crusty undies to help her pack. He's cute, too. He probably dates a nice sensible brunette.

That Mile High Club scene bugged me too. What's the matter girls? How hard is it to join the MHC when YOUR BOYFRIEND IS ON THE PLANE??????

Hef really thinks a lot of his girlfriends, huh? I laughed and laughed when I remembered them flying coach for their Vegas trip. Holly -- you'll know a guy shows he loves you when he values your comfort above his own (and vice versa, of course) -- Hef would've made you walk to Vegas if he thought you would have made it back before curfew. Hef loves himself. He sure likes his blonde employees though!

I thought the fact that Holly was worried about some other girl taking Hef was sad. The fact that she mentioned that it has happened before where his main girl is gone for a day and when she comes back someone else took her place. Huh? that is some "flucked up shit" imagine you are with your bf for a looong time and just because ONE (1) day you couldn't be there you are replaced? thats pretty bad! if its that easy for hef to move on than yea, holly is beyond delusional, there's no way she'll be the one forever, unless he dies before he can get rid of her.

Please, NY is a heck of a lot farther than Vegas and he took his whole staff on official company business. Nice plane by the way. If the girls want to hang out in Vegas, let E! pay for it.
Were there no flights or trains to the Lodi area? 6 hours driving? Oy! It was in a limo, but still. You think he would have let them spend the night.

I finally got around to reading that Chicago Tribune article, which I recommend to any fans of the show. I agree, and she's a more forgiving person than me. Apparently after Hef divorced his first wife he pretty much ignored Christie and her brother for twenty years, then eventually had her become president of Playboy in 1982 when she was 29.
I had always thought Hef owned the mansion, but it belongs to the company and he pays below-market rent to live there. Some investors would like to sell it. So I get the feeling that Kendra and Bridget are getting some sort of official salary with proper taxes taken out.

See that is what I find so creepy about the whole set up. They have to be home by 9 pm. That is their curfew. One of the girls mentioned that they were late and past curfew but it was ok because Hef knew where they were. Um huh? I noticed that they all got kind of antsy when it started getting late and they had not started home yet. Crrrrreeeeeeeeepppppppyyyyyyyyy.

And what the hell is up with all the "Muffin this and Muffin that" talk. Ew.

Holly is on salary, too, don't forget. $1,000 per week, free room and board, complimentary dog food, a clothing account at TJ Maxx, an account at Pink Cheeks waxing, and all the Ben Gay scented kisses they want!

The gravy train ends when Hef buys the farm (Kendra: "He bought a farm? He must love animals -- he already owns a mini-zoo.") ...although I am sure Holly is at the Red Cross weekly for a refresher on her CPR training.

Christie Hefner looked pretty relaxed at the party -- the kind of relaxation that says "Ha, ha, the will is already drawn up and airtight and we had Dad "fixed" in his sleep years ago, you stupid whores."

I don't think Star Jones has the right to pick anyone apart. Stupid,arrogant bitch!
Sorry for my rant!

OT - I wonder what happens if they are late? Sit in a corner? Kicked out? Do their pets get kicked out? Are they forced to watch Hef to take Viagra and then wonder who has to have sex w/ him?

Not to nitpick, but Hef is Holly's "Baby Puffin." Hurl. I'm kind of against silly, schmoopy pet names in general, but that one has to be the most idiotic ever, especially since Puffin is a trilobite.

Well, I don't mean to say anything nice about Star Jones, but The View is The View. I would think anyone familiar with it would guess the hosts are not going to be enamoured of the threesome and their fake ta-tas (Oh, excuse me, Bridgette's are real). I can't imagine why they chose to go on The View, but yet they just did a call-in to Howard Stern. Hef could use better promotions people.

Good point! Is the View's target audience really going to purchase the magazine? Meanwhile, Howard Stern's audience has already gotten their first copy all sticky and they need a new one....

The Girls could have used the Howard Stern contacts for their post-Hef's death stripping/porn careers. (Live! From Puffin to Pole -- it's the Girls Next Door on stage at Scores! Tonight only!!!)

I thought it was funny how Kendra doesn't know what the View is, has never seen the View, doesn't know who Barbara Walters is, and yet still knows they are HATERS. Ha!

I don't know why they chose the View either. Even Regis and Kelly would have been nicer.

BWAHHAHAHHAAA



*DEAD*

But don't forget - Kendra pays the staff back with her awesome sense of humor: "Si senor, mi amor - hahahaha that rhymes!"

I remember the fiasco with Bridget's bikini for the Playboy shoot - they went through all the laundry and dry cleaning only to find it HANGING IN HER ROOM. Gah.


Lodi is pretty BFE. I guess they could have flown into Sacramento and then driven down (which would be about an hour), but they probably figured that by the time they got to the airport an hour before the flight, took an hour and a half flight, plus an hour drive to Lodi, it wasn't worth their $100 to pay for a three and a half hour trip when they could just take the limo for free.

Taking Amtrak (there is a stop in Lodi) would cost about $80 round trip and it would take longer on the train than to drive because the train goes to Bakersfield and Stockton before Lodi. The shortest train schedule between LA and Lodi is still over seven hours long. There also isn't a train leaving Lodi that would get them back before curfew. I really think this was an economic decision though - they didn't want to spend money going to visit Bridget's hometown when they could go for free in Hef's limo.

You couldn't pay me enough to put up with those stupid bitches. Hef's fossilized secretary seems like she'd be more interesting to hang with. And I'd love to hear all the dirty little secrets you know she could dish.

Interesting that Bridget said the interview was so fast and thought it went fine, and then when people started calling her and telling her that they were mean, THAT'S when she decided that they were mean.

Wonder if she's still pouting about that. Poor Gizzy probably got an earful when they got home.

I've been thinking the same thing. She seems kind of cool. I'd love to have some drinks with her and get her to spill.

Anyone notice how much Gizzy hates Bridget?

OMIGAWD! YES! He is just biding his time. I am sure he takes a happy little crap on her pillow every morning. One day very soon, he is going creep up onto her puke pink bed, sit on her face and smother her in her sleep.

Do you blame him?

you know Gizzy was sitting there thinking to herself "beeyotch please...I better always be number one in your heart....fourth wheel heffa!!!"

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

So, no one saw the episode of The View? I'm not a huge fan of The View Ladies, but I would like to know if they were actually snotty to the girls, or if they just talked to Hef.

If I hadn't seen this show before, I don't know that I'd know what to ask those girls anyway. Besides... how do you like being part of the harem?!

Yes, I seem to be accidentally watching this show.

So does anyone else notice that Gizzy always looks like he or she (?) is pissed off at Brigitte? I would be too if my owner always talked to me in a stupid little baby voice. "AWWWW.....Gizzzzzzyyyyyyy!!"

Did anyone see the previews for next week?

P.S. I also checked out Bridget's Blonde Mafia clothing link (which is now live) and the line consists of.....drum roll....a tank top. They have the words Blonde Mafia across the chest and two rhinestones sewn on (No not where you are thinking, Dirty Mind. On the B and I...like off center nipples.)

So, clothing designer, she ain't.

I think it is more press tour coverage in Chicago. I believe the words out of Kendra's mouth were something to the tune of "Hef is the King of Chicago!" Moron.

hEHEHEHE....THE SAD PART IS THAT SHE PROBABLY THINKS CHICAGO IS REALLY RULED BY A KING. SHE PROBABLY THINKS THAT IF HEF IS REALLY A KING, WITH A CASTLE AND HORSES, SHE AND THE OTHER GIRLS ARE THE PRINCESSES, AND OPRAH IS THE QUEEN OF CHICAGO.




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