Oh, I had forgotten about that part too. I loved how Holly was the only one who laughed at her "joke" while everyone else gave her a WTF? look.

With Kendra's sexual/mental fustration, Holly's mission on being "legitimized" and becoming Hef's one and only, and Bridget's emminent clash with realizing shes not 12 and her body is in it's last moments of being "hot" (girlfriend seriously needs to start toning up), I smell a MAJOR catfight brewing.

I saw that too! And I laughed and laughed!

And when I saw Bridgette's get up for seance night my eyes rolled so much I almost fell over -- this chick must spend a fortune on costumes!!

And did everyone catch Hef's lame joke about being the one sneaking into Bridgette's room at 2:30 AM? As if Holly would let him leave the room.

Wow, this was the first episode that did almost put me to sleep, i guess they must be running out of things to film, cause this episode was pretty lame. And the medium lady totally sucked BIG TIME, she was kinda like that pet pyschic that went to see anna nicole's dog, haha. I hope next episode is alot better.

This episode was boring as all get out. The only part I liked (and I'm kind of ashamed to admit it) is when Hef was showing the girls the movie he made as a kid. It was a neat movie and he was obviously really excited about showing it to them. Of course, I'm a sucker for old movies and the fact that it was silent with subtitles (cardtitles?) only made it better. Now if only the girls had been his granddaughters, not his "girlfriends."

I could have been a better medium than that lady. And I'm not a medium. So I guess what I'm saying is I could have made up more convincing bullshit. I was glad that even Bridget admitted that she was totally full of it.

I noticed how annoyed Holly looked when they were all in the bed together too, she was pissed!

I feel the same way. Maybe they could show more of the big parties, instead of whatever these vapid girls are obsessing about at the moment.

I mean, come on. "We have flickering lights"? Well, call the staff on the cell to replace the bulb! Or just accept that a 1927-era house probably has myriad electrical and plumbing issues.

I'm also noticing more that whenever the direct focus isn't on Kendra, she looks like a wind-up doll that just reached the end of the string. She turns into "flat affect girl."

Some pics from Playboy's Halloween Party playboy halloween '05 (NSFW, click on the photo gallery) Bridget was some sort of bride/smurfette (that blue skin is sooo not flattering), Kendra a slutty (what other type is there?) soldier, and Holly as cinderella (what? is she five).

Was Bridget supposed to be the Corpse Bride? She does look smurfy.

Is it just me or does the half-hour really drag with this show?

I was surprised to see the girls in normal, somewhat classy, non-costumey outfits at the house when the paranormal investigators came over. Bridget looked lovely in the black and white dress and Holly was smokin' hot in the red. Kendra looks great without all the frosted makeup and heavy eyeliner, the white hair was even somewhat flattering (in a comic-book way).
Those guys were such phonies and they were patronizing the "hot bimbos". I just wanted to smack them for indirectly insulting my intelligence.
It was nice to see the downstairs of the house.
I liked Hef's movie too! Black & white and silent- Hee! May-December much Hef? I wouldn't mind hanging out with Hef the jazz and film buff on a strictly platonic basis.

I hadn't seen the beginning of the cover shot episode before. Holly is pretty strong lifting that big TV by herself. I always have to chuckle at the fakeness of her barely covered boobs though. She could take someone's eye out with one of those things.

There comes a time when one accepts that one is too mature to do some things -- not because one is unable to, but because one looks like a jackass doing it. Hef on the disco dance floor with Tiffany Fallon in the Halloween photos is one such example. He looks like an idiot. Sit down, Grampa, before you hurt yourself or someone else. Jeebus.

Plus he calls that a costume? He puts on his red PJ's and adds horns and he's dressed up? Meanwhile the women at his party must wear 4-5 inch heels, have all of their body hair ripped out, add hair extensions, makeup, and costumes that cost hundreds of dollars and cover nothing.

What do you want to bet that Holly "Sleeping Beauty" Madison was ready to scratch Tiffany "Wonder Woman" Fallon's eyes out after she caught her dancing with Hef? Hee hee!

Wanna know what I want to see happen in that mansion? I want Hef to add a girlfriend (one of the painted ladies from the Halloween party, perhaps?) and then let us watch from HIDDEN cameras. Good times!

ITA that the paranormal investigators were phonies. When the "doctor" noticed that the batteries were dead and said "Oh, somebody left this on," I'm like, probably YOU dude!

When they were in the library, I loved the look of irritation on the faces of Holly and Kendra because Bridget was getting all the attention for having high energy or whatever.

What is up with that 70's portrait of Hef? It manages to be both cheesy and creepy.

Do these girls have any idea of how truly fleeting their glam life at the rundown mansion is? It's going to be over, just like that, and all they'll have is badly damaged hair, a closet full of useless costumes, and fewer years of youth.

All part of the Hollywood meat grinder, really. When Hef dies, it'd be great if his long-term secretary could dish about the whole thing.

*puffs cig*
"I've seen a river of dye come and go..."

Bridgette does! And she knows (??) she will never be able to fall back on her 37 communications and public relations degrees and that is why she is on the brink of launching her Blonde Mafia clothing line! (And no, she didn't think it would be a good idea to get a degree in fashion design or business, thanks for asking!)

I was getting really skeeved out when they kept measuring the "heat" and "energy" around their asses. Gross!


Poor, old, deluded, getting-fatter-by-the-episode Bridget. I feel compelled to say that she does have a very warm, welcoming personality. I wish she'd wake the hell up already. I didn't see Anastasia in the Halloween ep -- does that mean summer is finally over and she moved out? I was a little concerned when she was still around for last week's BBQ. I don't want her to become a mansion lifer like Big Sis.

I know that everyone says poor girls its not worth it being there for x amount of dollars they get. but honestly i only feel sorry for Kendra, because 1. holly as we know it is delusional and actually looks like she wants to stay there forever, by herself of course, no other girls. Bridget just mentioned in the last episode, she would like to haunt the mansion when she dies, lol, "of course by the time she haunts it, it won't be any fun anymore", haha. So i guess she must love it that much if she rather stay stuck in a house than go rest in peace somewhere else.

Like I said...I think at one point Bridget was considered "number one girlfriend" so to speak, what happened, I don't know. But Holly's indifference towards her leads me to believe so...

They could all get cosmetology licenses to fall back on (heh) .. they've probably AP'd out of half the training what with all the beauty procedures they've subjected themselves to. Although, maybe I'm giving them too much credit for being active 'n aware during all the makeup & hair stuff, instead of passive chair warmers. Oh wait, Bridg studies during that "down time."

They are way too cheerful all the time, too. There must be a "no snark allowed!" sign somewhere.

Re: fake spirit dudes.. yeah, first they ask where any ghostly appearances occurred, then, oh! The instruments just happen to spike at those locations (as they frantically work a hidden button). I wonder how much money those guys make; it's a nice, easy job with clients born every minute.

You have no idea. I went to the Playboy mansion for a party once and was given a tour by one of the older former Playmates (in the seventies or something). Absolutely gorgeous redhead, very sweet, and completely scaring the crap out of me, because she would not.stop. talking about how amazing Hugh was and how well he treated women. It was vaguely 1984ish.

Ha! So they are all Stepford Sluts.

They have to tow the company line because you know what happens if they rat out Hef, don't you???? Their vaginas don't get airbrushed out of their pictures!! [evil laugh and thunder clap]

Yeah... and they'll be forced to give him all their clothes, which he'll have tailored to fit him.

I've already forgotten what the next ep is supposed to be about.

ETA: they stamp grapes in Lodi, and -our prayers are answered- Hef scopes out potential employee/gf #4.

Seriously?? Ooh, I'm so excited! I've often wondered how the whole proposition comes up. Does Hef offer a life of luxury in the mansion? Does he come right out and say there will be a weekly booty call and a 9:00 curfew? What if the girl isn't interested? Oh the unanswered questions!!

Slightly OT, but in Newsweek's October 24 edition, in the Newsmakers section, there was a picture of Hef with the girls at a party for the Virgin Megastore.

The irony of all this was that the picture was in the very same issue that Newsweek dedicated to covering empowered women.

An even greater irony was that the picture was a reader's choice.

Why do I find it slightly endearing that Holly thinks of the valet at her bank enough to buy him/her some "homies?"

Pigs touch Kendra's heart. And anyone with $50 can touch her cooter.

Boy they are really hurting for subject matter. A spider in the limo and a "scary" red-headed doll? Their lives can't possibly be that boring, can they?

That was pretty funny when they were all freaking out in the limo over who was sitting next to Hef during the movie. If you can't leave your boyfriend for ONE DAY without worrying that he will drop you for another woman, then I... don't know what to say. I am speechless.

Can we please never again be subjected to Kendra's skin-tight, tie-dyed, shorty shorts? Please?

@the store buying the homiez dolls...
Kendra: "They don't have any blonde homiez!"
Holly: "That's because they're ethnic"

Wow this lady is a class act...good choice Hef for choosing such an educated, well informed girlfriend.

LMAO *DEAD*


I JUST noticed from the opening scene from Last week's episode that the decorative tombstones in the yard, one of them had Stacie Burke's name on it! The same ex girl that was sitting next to Hef on the couch in this week's ep!!!

I was waiting for the spider to blow back into the limo onto someone.

Hef has a nice collection of scags who show up for movie night.

And did I hear a collective "aaaaaaaaa!" when they showed the "before" Bridget?

Did anyone notice in the library scene with the "ghostbusters" The camera blocked out someone's picture on the stand behind the couch? Who wouldn't of consented to not having their picture shown??? i can't imagine anyone in their right mind!!


Also did you see how BORED holly was in Lodi esp at grandma's house?? I guess it was beneath her.

Well, Lodi did look pretty boring (no offense to anyone from the area, where I grew up is boring, too). I'm sure the whole day was cooked up by the producers to get the girls out of the house but back by curfew. I doubt Kendra and Holly were all "Yay!! Let's go to Lodi!!"

Now next week looks fun. I'd love to see a Showbiz Moms & Dads-style shoutout to TWoP, but maybe we're not the only ones calling Hef a dirty old man.

No offense to anyone's grandma, but I'd be bored, too. No one really wants to listen to stories about how you fit your family into grandma's house during the holidays.

How sad that the ex gf still hangs at the mansion and sits on the couch with the real gf's during movie night?

This episode was kinda meh. Did anyone else notice anastasia had her blonde extensions presumably from the midsummer's skankover? The holly-q epsisode showed her with her regular hair, so either the Lodi ep was taped after midsummer's and shown later or the holly-q ep was taped before midsummer's (whatevah Im giving too much thought). That Holly is so delusional and codependent, I wouldnt be surprised if girlfriend kills herself when Hef eventually (hopefully soon) croaks. Small town creepy step-dad with creepy friends might explain somethings about Bridget. Holly saying "Hef wouldnt be too happy to find the butlers were hanging up on us" please bitch, I hope they poison her food after watching that, and her buying miniature stereotype figurines for the valet parker awww. That Stacey Burke just looked like a chunkier Kendra. All in all the last two episodes have been a little Bridget-centric, I wonder if they'll do the same for Holly and Kendra.

Was anyone lese skeeved out when Bridgette said her father was welcoming or approved (can't remember the exact words) of her lifestyle?

I don't know about you guys but if I was living Bridgette's life my father would have a stroke. Seriously I think it would kill him.

What kind of father has no problem with his daugher being in some old geezer's harem? Wierd.

Yea we've met and seen kendra and Bridgets family, I can't wait to meet holly's hopefully, soon cause we havent even seen a little peek of them.

Now, I'll admit to not being the most attentive girlfriend, but the way Holly calls Hef every 10 minutes to check in and tell him she "...wuvs him!" is ridiculous. Poor Hef had to keep dragging his arthritic ass off the couch back to that little hallway to talk to her. Personally I don't think the girls had bad cell phone service -- I think Hef kept hanging up on them just so he could get some peace and quiet.

And wow, Hef getting a little loose and free with their curfew, isn't he? It's almost as if he wanted them out of the house...hmmmmm. We are going to see some new girlfriends soon, I predict. Yes, new girlfriends who do not drink feet flavored grape juice. (Holly, Hef cannot allow the future mother of his children to drink beverages made with stinky body parts.....you are fired.)

I don't think we'll get to see them until the wedding/funeral.

I totally think the butlers were hanging up on them on purpose, either out of pure hatred, or because they were being "instructed" to. Bad cell service my ass.

Not only that, but he had an autographed porn-style picture of her hanging up in his workplace. Gross.

It seems that Bridget's family has some far out ideas on what is appropriate. Dad is cool with her being a paid sex partner, Mom thinks her little sis getting whored up and going to a party in lingerie is ok. Her brother didn't look too thrilled about eating dinner with her in the little bunny suit with his friends. Maybe he escaped in time.

BWAAHH!! yeah I'm surprised holly did that, the whole thing seems beneath her because she is his "head" girl. The girl that gets paid enough to give him head I guess. That's probably why she checks in on him every two seconds. It's probably part of her "head" girl contract>make sure the old geezer hasn't kicked the bucket by now...notice how bridget and kendra don't call him>they dont' get paid to give him head.

Head Girlfriend Wanted!!

Great employee benefits:
*luxurious accomodations
*free transportation
*free employee meals
*No uniforms needed (nudity is encouraged)
*Room service
*Active sexual schedule
*10% discounts on all plastic surgeries.

Requirements to be a "Head Girlfriend"

*must be comforatble performing oral sex on an 80 yr. old decrepid man old enough to be your grandfather.
*Must be blonde, have blue eyes, double D's, limited IQ.
*Must provide elderly services such as spongebathing Hef or "BabyPuffin" as he prefers to be called, change diapers, and provide adult entertainment on demand.
*Must make public appearances on a weekly basis where you will chaperone the old geezer and make sure he doesn't keel over and die.
*You will have a 9:00 pm curfew.
*You must check his pacemaker on a daily basis assuming you can read. (Reading skills/education a plus!!)
*You must pretend to be in love with Hef at all times>under all circumstances or you are fired!!!
*You must like your fellow whores...ahem..I mean co-workers. No snark in front of the cameras!! You must pretend to like them.
*You must be 18-30yrs old. Basically young enough to be Hef's granddaughter. Any applicants older than the above stated age will not qualify. Hef likes em young, and the younger the better.
*No fatties need apply (ptfull).

If you are interested and meet the above requirements please send your nude photos to hugh hefner.

Bwah! good job lola212005

Also remember to add: "fatties need not apply", and "must lack in all of the following: self esteem, self respect, dignity, and any other moral base".

And "must be willing to bleach hair within an inch of its life."

And, "Have lobotomized parents."

"Younger sister a plus, but only if she can be forced to be 'hot' by our arbitrary standards."

I am so interested in the upcoming episode where Kendra gets defensive about the media questions about their relationship with Hef. Honey, when you go on TV to show off the fact that you share a man with two other women, you should EXPECT QUESTIONS!!!! Why, I wonder, is she so defensive? Sore subject? Been a long time since you've had any sex, Kendra? Let's see: you're not allowed to date anyone else, but not even Viagra can pump the life back into the piece of beef jerky Hef calls a penis. Plus, you'd get sloppy thirds anyway. But you are supposed to pretend that Hef gives it to you long and hard all day, everyday and pretend you love it.

I can hardly wait until Sunday!

ETA: For all those currently snacking on beef jerky I apologize. Feel free to imagine Hef's member as being more like a raw hide bone -- the kind you might give to your puppy to chew on. (Bridgette: Wednesday, stop that right now! Where did you get that!?!)

Oh, Pity Free, Why? must you ruin beef jerky for me. I was coincidentally snacking on some jerky while reading this (trying to limit my carbs), now I'll have to find something else to munch on. Eewww, just Eewww!

I completely agree. In the previews, she bitches that people were "making comments about silicone and Hef being a dirty old man". First, Kendra hon, none of you are strangers to silicone. Second, yes, Hef is old, and the fact that he's "having sex" with three girls young enough to be his grandchildren makes him far worse than dirty.

You can totally tell Holly has never seen Not Another Teen Movie, because she said "Bring It" and Kendra said "It's already been brung it," and Holly looked like she didn't know what the hell Kendra was talking about. With all those movies Hef has, I'm surprised she hasn't.

Roberto Cavalli's redesigning the bunny costumes. He seems to have a soft spot for damaged goods, what with stepping up to employ post-scandal Kate Moss as well. Pics over at wireimage.com (search for Hefner in the caption)... and info at foxnews: Foxnews: Cavalli, Vegas playbo club, etc. No sign of any change in the gf lineup, yet, damn it.

Hmm, I see a Vegas trip in '06. Heh.

Somehow, "information retention" doesn't seem too high on the list of qualities Hef prefers. I love that quote, too... it's already been broughten!!

*bites nails*


I want one of those bunny costumes!!!

I know why she gets defensive about Hef. He's like a grandfather to her, and how dare anyone insult grampy like that! :( (pouty face) We all know Kendra and Bridgett screw guys on the side. But it's probably part of a contract that they pretend that they all have sex with him. Sex with Hef probably consists of a lap dance and maybe if he's lucky he gets to slap Holly's (aka THE DELUSIONAL GOLD DIGGER) ass for about 5 min. or so.