My favorite item in the guest house was the moonshine jug lamp. I can't believe nobody has replaced the furniture since the 1970s. My God, the furniture is older than the girlfriends!

That whole house was hilarious. Decorating a house in honor of being on Hee Haw -- classy. But sadly, Holly will probably only make it worse with badly painted bunny stencils.

Holly has the blindingly white teeth, and Bridget, not so much. I don't think she needs to sacrifice her teeth for fake ones, but whitening couldn't hurt.

She did. I can politely eat food I don't care for when I'm a guest in someone's home, but that burger was way too rare inside, and dangerous to eat. I hope Kendra didn't eat it.

And word to the BWAH! to Kendra's signature pose. That's girl's a few cards short of a full deck.

Did Holly actually say "since I'm cooking I dressed up in a housewife costume"? WTF? I can't believe I've been in this role for years without the appropriate costume. Get wardrobe on the phone!

How far in advance are the copies printed, they had an issue of their own...unless they printed copies for them sometime in advance?

I can't believe Bridget's room looked like it had been vaccumed!....you think they come here? LMAO

I honestly hope that no one watching this show that's visiting the country ever thinks these bimbos represent American women and ideals.

It's been said so many times, but I just have to say it again: Holly is SERIOUSLY delusional. When is the girl going to realize that the reason Hef hasn't "legitimized" her as his girlfriend is b/c the relationship is NOT legitimate? Sorry, but any REAL girlfriend would not allow her boyfriend to have 2 other girls, living with them, on the side. I don't care if Holly shares his bed or not. The fact that women in his past, such as Barbi, traveled with him and had real lives with him just makes it more apparent that Holly is nothing more than a trophy on his arm.

I am guessing Holly knows the history of Hef and all his girlfreinds. Especially Barbie and another woman (her name escapes me). But I recall reading a section on Playboy's website about Hef and all the women in his life, there were times when Barbie would be on her way IN the mansion and the other woman would be leaving...Holly knows the deal I am sure, and is ok with that! *shrugs*

Anastasia was the only one who didn't have extensions and/or 1 lb. of makeup on - she's Bridget's younger sister. She was behind the bar in most of the shots, if that helps.

Even though Hef had other women on the side, it would seem he had a more "complete" relationship with Barbie. They traveled and did things together, where now it seems he is pretty much house bound. Barbie also had her own career which probably made her a bit more interesting than Holly who plays dress up to ruin perfectly good food and try to poison her guests.

Hmm, maybe the ecoli burgers were a ruse to get rid of Kendra and Brigitte....

Of course she knows the deal - she is sharing her boyfriend with 2 other women! I just don't think she is actually "ok" with it; she just has to accept it if she wants to stay Hef's #1 gal and stay in the mansion. She has made a couple of comments regarding her wish to marry him, have children, and be the *only* one for him. I have no doubt that he had many women on the side over the years, even when he was in "committed" relationships (or as committed as he can be!!) but the fact that Holly keeps referring to being "legitimate" just definetly shows me that their relationship is not as serious as she would like it to be.

I wonder how much the fact that Hugh is still LEGALLY MARRIED bothers Holly? I'd think that might be the main obstacle preventing her from having a "legitimate" relationship with her Baby Puffin...

I knew a man just like Hugh who had younger delusional girlfriends a'la Holly but was still legally married to his wife of 20 years((they'd been seperated for 5 years))---whenever I used to ask him why he didn't just go ahead and get divorced already, his answer was usually the same piggish reason:
"I don't want any of these girls to think I could actually settle down and marry them."

Sounds like Hugh Heffner to me!

Not to mention, it HAS to raise a red flag in Holly's mind that Hef has intentions of where his money goes when he finally kicks it. If Kimberly is still legally married to him at this time, then she cashes in on the strength of not only being mother to his children, but also as his wife...Holly just has to hope to get the second chance lottery in her belly and that won't be saying much in this day and age...

Wow, I thought the "ghetto divorce" (as I've heard it called) was for people who can't afford to do it legally. Or rich people like Hef who have some sort of friendly agreement.
I once had a significantly older guy ask me out (I declined), then I realized a few months later- wait a minute, isn't he married? He introduced me to his wife last year. They were separated but still friendly.

Hef also has kids besides those with Kim. Poor Holly and her baby may end up all Anna-Nicole by the time Christie Heffner gets through with her after Heff kicks it.

I know about Christie...but he's not longer married to her mother. What I am saying is, Kim being the legal spouse has the upperhand of getting more out of this moreso than Holly does...

Especially since Holly is just an employee. Ah..ha, ha!

Thanx plain. But so now, who was the hot brunette?

Yes, not only was the bunny stencil tacky, but so badly executed. Hee! Somewhere along the way this production was turned over to Christopher Guest. A proper redecoration would include a gold-plated version of 'He's Just Not That Into You', placed Gideon's bible-style in the bedside drawers with the battery-operated menagerie.

Who knows? There seems to be no relationship between the noises she emits and those we humans use to express our emotions.

Did you see how raw it was? I think she did, it was totally disgusting.

I think Hugh Hefner is afraid of being alone but he's too old to get married so he keeps all three girls around for company. He would probably fall and need to get a hip replacement on his way to the altar. I was shocked to find out that none of the girls had ever been in Playboy.Here's what I think of each girl.
Bridgett-she's my fave. She seems fun, playful, semi intelligent, and mischevious. She's definately the oldest (32 anyone?) but I was so happy for her when she found out she was going to be in the magazine. Don't you think it's weird she never makes out with Hef? When she showed what she used to look like before living in the mansion and meeting Hef, I didn't even recognize her. She definately needs to stick to the blonde hair and the tan. That mousy brown perm wasn't doing anything for her.Kendra-She looks like Jenna Jameson to me. Her laugh is really obnoxious but she seems like she has the most fun. I laugh when she calls Hef her "boyfriend". More like guardian, caregiver, landlord, boss, grandpa, companion etc. Not boyfriend_the same goes for Holly. One must be in love, or semi attracted to someone. We all know that Bridgett and Kendra screw guys on the side to make up for lost time.Holly-AKA the delusional one. Hef is 80 yrs old!! He cannot reproduce with her. You can almost see the dollar signs in her eyes when she looks at him. Once again I laugh when she calls him her "boyfriend". Hef is more like her really horny decrepid Grandpa-landlord-guardian-caregiver-boss-companion. She just gets paid to pretend to screw him. She tries to act all sophisticated because she wants to be a trophy wife to him someday, but we all know she's not that smart because she wants to marry someone more than three times her age. Also she calls herself Hef's head girl, but that just means she's the girl that gets the most money to give him head. :)

Sharpy, I think you might be refering to Tiffany Fallon, whom I agree is HOT!. She was playmate of the year 2005. tiffanyfallon.com NSFW

lola212005 You are so right i have always thought that Kendra looked like Jenna Jameson. I also Agree that Holly is a total idiot, I mean right off from the start the patties looked all deformed while she was cooking them, couldn't she tell something wasn't right? or maybe she never eats burgers so she dosen't know what they are suppose to look like.

I get the feeling that Sunday's show was a little made for TV reality. We've seen some of their families and a big party, I don't think there is much more to see. So I think they are now probably having to think up scenarios. They made it look like Holly had never gone grocery shopping before and then there was the complete incompetence in the kitchen. I have a bit of a hard time accepting that someone needs written instructions on how to prepare a hot dog. Probably most of the time all they, especially Holly, do is hang around the house.

I was becoming rather bored with this series until this week....I couldn't take my eyes off this episode! Here I was thinking that Holly was the most "normal" of the three (I know, that's not saying much), and come to find out, the woman acts like she's never cooked a hamburger in her life! Maybe she's just sheltered or maybe they played up her incompetence and the reactions from Hef and Kendra, but those poor patties looked pitiful.

Anyway, I probably keep watching as long as I can DVR and FF through the commercials and filler....I don't feel so guilty that way!

I think Hef is afraid of being alone and he is too cheap to spring for one of those alarms old people wear around thier necks in case they fall and need help...that's why he keeps so many girls around -- to call 911. Hef leads a dangerous 80 year old life -- he could slip in the shower or throw out his back tying his robe. I know -- I have an 80 year old Grampo. But instead of a harem, he just lives with my Aunt and Uncle.

And you don't see Christie coming over to "check on Dad."

lola212005; Where did you see Bridgette with a brown perm??? I have to see that???/ Please link to it!!!! Pretty please!

P.S. In Hef's world women can't cook (or do math) because they are too busy dressing in sexy costumes and thinking about their man's penis.

or the grotto.

Everytime someone writes "patties" in this thread, I automatically read it as "panties" first by accident! That is not good. I have children.

And it was pink. Hee.

Thanks ptfull - I didn't want to go past the words member and enter near her crotch, but I think that's her. Anyone with 3-dimensional haircolor is refreshing.

Yes, that right, Kendra looks like Jameson - who I never thought was pretty either...same with Tracy Lords. Not that I've never watched porn, but it's funny how we know what these women look like, even without seeing their "body of work". Thanks Howard Stern and Melrose Place!

A couple of sunday's ago in the Chicago Tribune Magazine there was an article about Christie Hefner and her allowing Playboy to get more hard core in the video portion of the empire. It was pretty interesting. Hef's fortune will go to his young sons, she's not receiving much. I think controlling interest in the empire will go to they boys too. As far as her running the magazine goes, Hef came right out and said that Christie knows she's only in charge due to blood ties. Nice daddy, huh?

Really? I think Traci Lords is beautiful, especially when younger. Not in a fashion-model way, but she had this perfect round baby-doll face.
Jenna and Kendra have the same cute teenage-girl face, but tarted up with the make-up and the hair. They have an approachable look.

Hef has another grown son by his first wife (Christie's full brother) whom I've heard is totally estranged from Hef and the empire. Where's The Enquirer to track him down?

sorry, double post

I believe Hef's oldest son is named David, but when I did a quick google search I wasn't able to come up with anything on him.

I saw bridgitte with a mousy brown perm when she showed a pic of herself and was talking about how when she first tried out for playboy and was rejected. It was one of the first episodes.

You are totally on to something. The girls are just hired caregivers for the elderly gent. They just happen to have a certain uniform.

O/T


I think men can until they hit the grave...

Damn, why doesn't he just get "I hate women" tattooed onto his forehead? Miserable old coot.

Christie isnt really doing all that bad for herself she's making well over a million dollars each year as CEO (she even makes more than hugh himself according to comapany records). Playboy Enterprises

ITA, and I think Hef would have "reassigned" her if he wasn't happy with her work. I don't have a problem with him saying she has the job because she's his daughter. We all know it's true. Why treat it like it's a secret? I kind of see it as him instilling an appreciation for her position and a work ethic and not allowing her to develop a sense of entitlement like so many other people who work in the family business seem to have.

Ugh, I just defended Hef. I have to go take a shower.

But why not split the estate equally between all the kids? Why cut her out just because she's been working for the company and making money? That is purely because she's older.

ITA with Steggy. The sons Hef has with Kimberly have been raised in a totally different way from Christie, I am sure. If they are like most other kids raised in LA by celeb parents (if Filthy Rich Cattle drive is any indicator), they really should have to go to work and earn money just like Christie did. It would be doing them a favor.

Even Joan Croc (McDonalds' founder's widow) asked that her grandkids get jobs.

Ptfull answered the BBQ question, Sharpy, but I noticed in re-watching the scene that when Hef enters, he hugs and acknowleges all the heavily made up women, while ignoring Anastasia.

Well, jackicarr, you had me curious about her, so......Funny what you come up with when Googling an image of Tracy Lords. BTW, the pics of the Tracy in question showed the roundness of her features. Her face, too. I think it's just one of those things, like, who's the hottest Desperate Housewife - to each his own. I think she reminds me of that mean Kathy Sullivan who made my life hell in 8th grade.

I noticed that too, plain! I guess he doesn't want to get skin cells on his face.

They must be taping new episodes because a friend of mine saw two of the girls at a costume shop on Hollywood Blvd., trying on costumes while being filmed by a camera crew. He didn't know which two they were, only that they were both "blond" and "short." He said that they arrived in a giant stretch limo, all the guys in the shop were drooling over them, and they were both eating up the attention like movie stars (or I would say, fame whores).

During the party that Holly was giving I could see Victoria Fuller Art work was all over the Playboy mansion and the Playmate house. For being a reality bunny she sure can paint well. I love the one of hef s face when he was young.

New eps probably, but it also sounds like one of those Access Hollywood thingies. "..and later, join us as we go out on the town to find out what Hef's hot babes plan for Halloween!"

Albina should go as Hulk Hogan's daughter, or maybe Sporty Spice?

I guess I found the lost tapes of the girls next door. Very interesting footage.

Girls Next Door Lost Footage

Wow! Kendra actually voiced an intelligent opinion tonight: "I thought she was full of shit" regarding the so-called medium. This broad appeared to be dead herself. The worst paranormal poser I've ever seen. Even her clue fishing was shamefully blatant.

Totally got blue-balled on the Halloween Party coverage. That would have been so much better than this spook inspired drivel.

Oh, and Hef? How did you not end up with a stellar movie career? Good thing you found your niche in girlie mags.

PIC to VIP to RIP, the latter being the best acronym for this crapfest show.

I particularly liked the threadbare blue chairs at the dining table... the best shot was of one right before Hef sat down. Great visual metaphor.

And please, "no negativity"??? That place is a karmic black hole.

I think the only thing that the woman at their table was on point about was negtivity in the house...Holly was obviously the one who probably expouses it the most, she's just undercover with it what with her wanting the other two out of the picture and all, and the fact that Hef hasn't divorced his wife, yet and still she chooses to be there...then they cut to her being defensive about there being no negativity in the mansion....sure Holly!!!

This whole episode was in Kendra's words, "full of shit". Bridget's favorite time of the year is holloween? surprise, surprise, playing dress up and acting like a kid...who woulda thunk. I'm glad Kendra didn't play it up for the cameras you can she was totally bored and uninterested in the whole haunting spiel.

Holly, that poor thing once Hef croaks she'll be left on the street with no life or accomplishments of her own. I think the reason Hef hasn't divorced his wife is that California is a communal property state, and with two kids, she'll definitely be getting a good chunk of change.

How irritated did Holly look when the other two girls climbed into Hef's bed to watch the movie? ha ha!

I thought Kendra looked GORGEOUS during this whole episode, and I usually don't think that about her. What the hell is keeping her there? $1000 a week? With her body and "spunky" personality, she could have her pick of the rich guy litter.


What could she possibly dress up as on Halloween that she hasn't already worn in her everyday life?

ETA: I forgot to mention the best line of the night, Holly asking Bridget if she could feel the "knife" in her back! Girlfriend isn't even bothering to mask her hatred anymore!