LOL! Bridge, is that you?



WORD! She would make a great personal trainer. Speaking of Kendra, have you guys seen the new E! promo for the show? UGGGHH! they loop Kendra's laugh over and over and over "UH! HAHA!, HUH! HAHA HA, Bray!, Braaay!, HAA!". I cant stand it.

With the "scheduling" of the shows does anyone else think the just pull episodes out of their ass when ever they feel like it. From what weve seen so far it seems they're probably scavenging for anything remotely interesting or contriving "fun" situations.

I'm betting it really is Kendra. Did you notice the poor spelling? Let's not forget "I'm interested in anything that interests me". A very deep thinker, this girl is.

On poor Anastasia - I felt so bad for this girl. She is not a bad looking girl at all and she seems very sweet. Imagine spending the summer with all those girls with foobs, nose jobs, chin & cheek implants, etc. The poor girl probably has such a warped idea of what a beautiful woman is after seeing nothing but porno chicks for the summer. Add having a big sister who, even though she is quite educated, doesn't feel complete without showing her beav (as someone so eloquently pointed out) to the world. Brains 0 - looking like a whore - everything.

Speaking of which....I was walking past the magazine aisle today and thought I saw Kendra on the cover of a muscle/bodybuilding magazine (I don't remember the exact title). She was the cover girl, dressed in a blue bikini. My curiosity got the better of me, and I looked at the contents and it was indeed Kendra. Maybe she can use the exposure the show has given her to get a legitimate career of her own, while she is still young.

I'm surprised that Hefner allowed Kendra to appear in another publication like that.

I was just really curious if it really is her and I looked through really old comments from her friends to see if they sound believable, and I'm almost convinced that it is her. The strange part is seeing all these comments from Kendra's friends, who are just having fun in high school and college, telling her how it must be awesome to live in the mansion, how cool it was to see her on TV, but at the same time telling her about the things that they do, the *normal* things to do at her age. One person said to her "I am doing some homework and I am remembering how we toilet papered someone's car". Guys are lightly flirting with her, saying things like "holla back baby", and that just seems to be such a teenager-like thing to say.

I am just thinking how sad it really must be for her, while her friends are just enjoying their high school/college life, going out together to pizza places, movies, parties and diners, while she is at the mansion. It's interesting that in the past the "girlfriends" must have been almost completely isolated from the outside world, while now they're still keeping in touch with their friends through internet.

I think whatever small amount of envy that I had for the young women that lead glamorous lives but pay the price by dating some rich guys, disappeared entirely. I'd never give up my college years for something like that, even if you exclude screwing Hef.

Lanka I wouldn't have traded those fun college days for anything. :D Ahhh...such a blast and it's also where I met my husband.

Whoever mentioned her being a personal trainer hit the nail on the head. I'm sure she would get lots of male clients. lol!! Regarding her being a gym teacher, I wonder what all the high school boys would think of that?? Hee hee! It is a surprise she didn't go to college on some sort of athletic scholarship and major in phys ed. I imagine that coaching a girls soccer or softball team would put her in heaven. She has so much more potential than being arm-candy for a geriatric. Her and Bridget need to move out. When Bridget finishes that 2nd Masters and gets a real job, they can move out of SkankMansion and get a place together. Holly can finally being the one and only & continue being delusional.

I have a question regarding Bridget's education...why get a 2nd Masters in a very similar field as your first? Why not just get a PhD? I have a Masters and if I were to put myself through the hell that is grad school again, I better come out with a PhD. ;) With a PhD she could always become a professor if she decided that the corporate world wasn't for her.

I think as long as Hef hasn't served Kimmy with divorce papers, Holly won't need to count on that!

Good for her. I think she may be able to carve out some legitimate modeling and fitness gigs out of this. I think she is the most attractive of the three by far, so hopefully she'll get out while she still can.

Maybe with her Playboy/"girlfriend" obligations, she wouldn't have the time to commit to a PhD program? There would be many nights spent at the library that she would't be able to make her 9pm curfew.

I wonder what her grades are like and if her professors are still laughing at her for thinking that a Playboy shoot was a good excuse to take the final on an alternate day. (I am positive that they laugh at her because in all her essay exams she puts hearts over her letter i's.) Except for "Late Night Spice Channel Hostess" I think her career options are getting pretty slim.

Plus they show her in the first or second episode walking around campus, all skanked out in her Playboy attire. Do you think anybody respects her at all?

I have no idea what she hopes to gain by getting all those degrees. Sombody mentioned professor... nope, can't see it. A few posters came up with some good, legitimate career ideas for Kendra, but I am really at a loss for Bridget. Somebody upthread said that she's married, so maybe she could reunite with her husband and be a (slutty) stay-at-home mom. She could dress up the kids in crazy costumes and decorate their rooms in top to bottom Hello Kitty!

She seems to be one of those people who accumulate degrees because they have no idea what they want to be when they grow up (other than in Playboy). She's working on an MA in broadcast journalism, which seems fine if you have a passion for broadcast journalism and some sort of plan for getting into the business. I don't see her with her silly outfits and baby voice ever getting a real television job. Does anyone remember what her other MA is in?

Her other MA is in Communications.

Does anyone know if Bridget ever had a job in either communications or broadcast journalism? Or any professional job after getting her bachelors degree? I don't think having 2 masters degrees would open many doors if you have no practical work experience in those fields. Even an internship. Seems like a bit of a waste.

With Bridget's personality and the way she conducts herself, I wouldnt be surprised if she ends up working for Playboy TV. Unless she snaps out of her hello kitty persona no other television outlet will take her seriously.

Do you have to be wearing panties for it to be considered a job?

I also saw the muscle magazine cover with Kendra on it...her body looked great but her face looked meh....they used this pale pink almost white lipstick that looked so wrong on her. If she is going to get more jobs she should think about losing the white blonde hair and the stripper makeup.

Kendra would look 10x better without the white hair. It just looks so dried out and poofy - not a good look. She would look much better with golden-blonde hair like Bridget, I think.

this has really nothing to do with the topic going on, but did anyone else notice on the "fight night" episode kendra is wearing black socks with high heels, then when she goes up to be a ring girl she is wearing white tennis shoes, i guess she couldn't stand the heels, lol. Just thought I'd mention it.

I noticed that too. I thought maybe she didn't want to fall over while she was being the ring gal.

You probably aren't allowed to wear heels in a boxing ring, much like it's frowned upon to wear anything but tennis shoes on a basketball/volleyball court. It's to protect the surface of the arena so that it doesn't get damaged and no one gets hurt.

But for her abysmal taste, Bridget's persona would be good as an interior decorator, selling endless piles of "cute" stuff, like her shopping spree for Kendra's birthday. Failing that, she could do the realtor thing or get a job sweeping up at Trashy Lingerie.

I was thinking that if they could install some more RAM, she could maybe be an okay home shopping host.

I believe she has/or is starting her own clothing line called Blonde Mafia

Bwah... good idea, too. She could hawk her Blonde Mafia whore!wear there.

Good on her for designing something, though: I shouldn't disparage her since I'm about as creative as a sack of dead hamsters. I thought for a second that she could do some sort of clothing thing but then dismissed it as she's got no fashion connections (that they've shown, anyway) beyond her local Forever 21 & lube stores. Is there even a sewing machine lost amidst the sea of pink in her room?

Anybody catch the latest episode? Just me? OK...

LOVED Kendra's comment: "Black is always better!" I'm sure she was just talking about the sheets.

I'm dying to get a little background on Holly's family. I don't know why I thought it was so weird that she called her mom for the pasta salad recipe. In fact everything about her seemed weird to me tonight. When she was cooking in her "housewife costume," I began to seriously wonder where she buys her clothes. Fredericks of Hollywood? The local Halloween surplus store? Or maybe Bridget makes Holly's clothes too.

Bridget looked fat to me tonight. And when is Anastasia going to get her nose out of Holly's ass? I noticed she was invited to go grocery shopping with Holly, but not invited to the actual barbecue*. Nice.


*Which apparently means hotdogs boiled in water.

I hope Holly's hands were clean before mixing that pasta salad...

Especially if tossing a salad means the same as it does in prison.

Oddly enough, the thing that skeeved me most was seeing that they she took a bite or two to test a miniburger and threw the rest in the garbage disposal. And did it seem like all of the leftover food went in the garbage? Anyway.

That "pasta salad" looked dreadful, and the burgers Oy, brown=done red/purple=possible poisining. Poor delusional Holly, going to "work" on the guest house because nobody will play with her, Awww I kinda felt sor.....yeah right, bwah! its called being an outcast because you being seriously in "love" with hef creeps everybody out, huuuuney. And whats with her and being "legitimized", Im surprised she even knows a word so big.

Did it seem like Kendra was little subdued this ep.? she seemed to be Hollyfied a bit. Shouldnt Anastasia be in School? (summer is appearently over). Bridge, sorry but you need some lipo under your chin and in a few years youre going to blow up. Its weird to think that Mary is the woman that Hef is supposed to be with for someone his age. Tiffany Fallon looked gorgeous though, and note to the blonde trifecta Kelly Monaco is hotter than all three of you combined.

I was waiting for Holly to get spattered by burning burger grease with her wtf pirate outfit.

Creepily enough, the interaction she had with Hef after she auto-banished herself made their "thing" seem more real to me -- he called her by her name, exhibited concern about her, actually had torso-torso contact. Plus he had her number on the snooping. Weird.

Nice. I wonder why Anastasia's living there, really. Maybe she didn't go to the party because she'd be used as the slave labor/ cleanup girl or something. Or because Hef can't bear to be around girls with less than 5 lb. of makeup & extensions on.

I actually kind of enjoy her kitschier outfits (didn't she make the musical note outfit for the Playboy Gizz Festival?). If they are going to be an anachronistic cartoon, they might as well be more fun than the usual SoCal uniform of Juicy suit and thongs or jeans and beaded sparkly T.

so would this count as season 2 since we've gone 3 weeks before a new episode? Being that the turnaround time for a new season of a reality show is really quick...

You think Holly has a few issues with Barbie Benton?

"Since it was decorated like a million years ago..."

I know that BB wasn't just, like, super-dooper nice to Holly when she came to fight night, but Holly's need to always let everyone know that *she's* the most important girlfriend Hef has ever had just grates! I wonder if she counts Kimberly in that category. You know, her boyfriend's wife.

I think the saddest part was when Holly said Hef told her she wasn't ever going to be in Playboy since she wasn't very photogenic. Poor thing.

How did Hef meet these girlfriends? I thought that they were all former playmates but the photoshoot and other info from the show disputes that theory.

I know Hef met Kendra at his birthday party. She was one of the painted nude waitresses. I think he met the other two because they had come to parties at the mansion.

Hi, I probably missed it but i know some of you mentioned how you can see some interviews on "On Demand" can anyone let me know specifically where to find it, cause i tried looking for it and didn't find it. Thanks in advance.

On Demand in Chicago it's under: TV entertainment -> E! -> E! Originals.

So, what did we learn last night, kids?

1) Hef can't afford a real decorator.
2) You can slut a girl up for a Midsummer's party but by the following week they are "ugly" again and you can't even invite them to a BBQ.
3) Kendra eats fried chicken for every meal.
4) Bridgette has a costume for every occassion. And I mean 'every', Daisy May.
5) If Bridgette worked at your office instead of for Hef she would be that woman who wears way too much perfume and makeup; wastes the day visiting everyones cubes, talking and taking breaks; and dresses inappropriatly.
6) Eat before you go to Holly's parties.

I stumbled across one of Bridget's costume sources- moviegowns.com- if you scroll down about 9 pics, you'll see a few of hers. Heh, she's the Playboy version of those people who dress up for Renaissance faires and comic conventions. They start at $300, so with all the beading hers have to be around $1000. She has the sexy Maire Antoinette halloween costume and The Green Fairy, Pink Diamonds, and Black Diamonds from Moulin Rouge.

I was so embarassed for Holly last night. Poor thing came across as borderline slow. She's a prime example of someone who's lucky that she's attractive.

I was sort of falling asleep in the middle of last night's new episode, so I might be wrong on this, but wasn't Bridget walking Wednesday to Holly's BBQ with her sister, or was that someone else with Bridget? I was pretty sure it was Anastasia and that she was at the BBQ somewhere because how rude would that be to get to the BBQ and be like, "Okay, thanks for walking with me and Wednesday, sis. Have a good afternoon by yourself!"?

At least Holly pretty much acknowledges the fact that she's bitter about Barbie Benton and Hef's other "legitimate" girlfriends.

I hate the fact that Holly decided to leave the BBQ and go work on the redecorating because she felt left out. People who pull that kind of passive aggressive behavior annoy the hell out of me. So, you feel a little left out? Mingle, get yourself involved in a conversation, mix it up a bit. Don't just pout and stomp away in an effort to get your boyfriend to come running after you to give you attention. I bet she was mostly pouty because everyone wasn't fawning all over her cooking skills (or lack thereof). Afterall, Hef did diss her "baby burger."

As for Anastasia looking like her old self in this episode, I wouldn't be surprised if this was a result of editing. It's not a secret that reality shows have some pretty screwed up editing issues in the order they chose to show their episodes, so I can imagine that this BBQ took place before Anastasia's make over.

Does anyone know how far in advance an issue of Playboy magazine is completed before it hits the newstands? The reason I ask this is because the issue with the three of them just came out a couple of weeks ago, right? So, if the issues are completed not too long before they are released to the public, then are the things happening in these episodes occuring pretty recently? Like within the last month? Just wondering.

I think they pick the centerfolds as much as 6 months in advance. I remember Jillian Grace (the girl Howard Stern discovered) was told she was going to be Miss March 2005 the previous Oct. or Nov.
The party photos from the mansion are 2-3 months old. I think the Fourth of July party photos are in the Nov. issue (which came out late Sept.)

All I know is my white stockings are in the laundry -- so I have to go out to eat tonight.

Is she stoopid...wait...don't answer that I already know the answer. She was painting and working a nail gun in that get-up too so I think she, along with Bridgette, has no idea of how to select appropriate clothing. It must be an effect of hanging around Playboy photo shoots for too long (like "a million years").

Did I hear correctly - Did Kendra make a little disgusted noise after she bit into Holly's burger? (Which would be mean, I guess).


I couldn't understand why everybody was in such a state of mystery over who was going to be on the cover. Um, doesn't Hef know? Doesn't he personally approve all the photos in the magazine, and wouldn't he definitely be the decision-maker on the cover photo? Or was the whole problem that he knew, he just wasn't telling them? Which seems weird. I mean, what harm does it do, once the final decision has been made?

Oh, and teeny tiny Wednesday was adorable.

I know it's hard to believe, but I sometimes can't tell Holly from Bridget. Anyway, one of them could use some veneers.

Her teeth aren't bad (that is, on a regular person, they'd be up in the top 4 percentile), but they are not the perfect set that everyone on TV has. They seem to have too much "character" for someone with a generic body and brain. They are like the teeth you'd see on a hot Bonanza saloon girl. I am just surprised Hef hasn't bought her some cosmetic dentistry.

And Kendra's "signature pose" - Bwah!

Heck, Hef can't even afford to get the dog poo shampooed out of the shag rugs in the mansion.

Yes and next to Wednesday, Bridgette looked fat.

I thought when everybody was talking about Holly redecorating they meant she bought furniture and had painters come in and all that. I didn't think it meant that she was going to do the actual labor part! Then she acted like she'd never been in a grocery store before. They are totally running out of things to film.

As far as I know, the photo editors are currently working on the February issue, so that would put them at about a three month turnaround. So the "new footage" isn't exactly recent, but it would be after the show had first aired. I think there was more mystery as to whether they would be on the cover than normal because their cover chances hinged on whether or not the show did well. I'm sure they had a cover shot for Kelly Monaco and a cover shot for the girls all ready. Then, if the show was doing well they would run the girls' cover, and if it flopped they had Kelly's all ready to go in it's place. That would just be a guess though.

You just know its killing Holly inside hat she had to share the cover with Bridge and Ken, because all the other girlfriends were "legitimized" individually.

Heh... I can see her bitterly saying, "but all his other girlfriends had their own cover and didn't have to share..."

Is it just me, or are the girls on the left in the group picture with Hef, Holly & Bridget way better looking than his current harem?

So he's had the same decor in there since the 70's, like an old motel with giant waterbugs living in the sink. Sure, Hef tarts the place up sometimes, but I'd hate to know what it smells like.

Turns out Anastasia was indeed at the BBQ; she just didn't get much screen time.

The most tastefully decorated room so far was where she made the calls for large napkins. With the giant photo of Hef in his prime, and era-appropriate orange furniture?

Was Anastasia the brunette? She was the first really gorgeous woman I remember seeing on this show.