Unfortunately, once you are "invited" to become a girlfriend (or however it works), I'm pretty sure you can't say you'd rather downgrade to an unofficial girlfriend. Although yes, it does sound like a much better deal.


I wouldn't mind going down that huge ass slip-n-slide, but that's where the fun would end for me!

[quote]Looks like they are all having fun to me................... [/quote]

So do people who smoke crack.

[/QUOTE]Puffin said he knows what he is doing, thus has never caused an unwanted pregnancy...[QUOTE]

Ok is that one of the most assinine egotistical statements ever made? Yes, it would serve his ass right if he knocked up Bridget and Kendra & Holly discovered they were made for each other and dumped him.

do we really believe Holly would ever leave that situation unless she were asked to leave?!?

She is already putting up with being number one as opposed to being the only one, given a curfew when she's a grown ass woman, her bf having unprotected sex with two other women who is still legally married and admits parenthood isn't a strongpoint of his....now why on earth do we think Puffin impregnating someone else would be the last straw for Holly
...y'all are giving this heffa WAY too much credit!

I am not that impressed with the playboy pics, First of all, why would anyone want to be in playboy just to be airbrushed to death and not even in a good way. I wonder whats wrong with their vaginas that they were to ashamed to show them, holly's looked so bad like an alien, i can't believe holly would allow them to put up those pics looking like that. I also thought they should all have had at least one picture by themselves.

Just because he "knows what he's doing" when he has unprotected sex doesn't mean the girls aren't using some form of contraceptive. STDs, of course, are another matter entirely.

I just watched this and you are abosolutly right, I think its funny how Holly expressed frustration about people assuming that being Hef's girlfriend is a job and then everthing Bridget says makes you think thats exactly what it is.

Well it is kind tricky territory. Admitting that being a girlfriend (which includes a weekly nookie appointment with the boss) is a job is admitting that you're a whore on the company payroll. Forget not wanting to say out loud that you're essentially a prostitute, I'm pretty sure that it would pique the interest of a number of government agencies.

EXACTLY!!! And being that this is in CA and not NV, there has to be some way of wording things and whatnot, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out that there were lawyers on hand all the time during the tapings...or for that matter any time they sit down for an interview...I would be interested to know if this supposed $1,000.00 per week they get is on a paroll check, does Hef give it personally, etc...


I am sure they are well aware of the fine line they walk and do anything and everything they can to make sure that things look a certain way...

This has been discussed a ways back on this board, but I don't think it's quite that tricky and/or complicated. I'm fairly certain they're paid employees of the company and employed as hostesses. They show people around the mansion and so forth and play hostess at parties. You can date your boss, but if you have a legitimate job in the company, you're not a prostitute because you're also the girlfriend. As long as their role is set up properly and he's paying their social security and what not, I don't see a problem. Plus, I don't believe for a second that the old trilobyte is doing it with all of them anyway. Holly, maybe, once a month if she's lucky.

I just checked out the playboy pics of the girls that were posted. I am not overly familiar with Playboy and to be honest I was suprised. The girls looked like plastic clones. I did not find it particularly hot or sexy - probably because I am a woman but whatever.

First observation - the picture of Holly on the cover is horrible, I would be so pissed if I were her.

Second observation - Kendra looks the prettiest in the pictures which is strange because I find her the least attractive of the three in person. She is very photogenic.

Did any of you hear Hef on Howard Stern? They were discussing how Hef can have all this supposed unprotected sex without getting any girls pregnant. A theory was advanced based on rumors and Hef's response (strategic silence) led to the inference it was true (or he wants us to believe it is true).

I can't type out how it was implied that Hef does not get these girls pregnant because I will throw up on my keyboard if I even try.

First off, $1K a week before taxes is not much, especially if you're expected to shtoop your boss. But, I must say, while I think crazy orgies were a very regular occurrence at the PBM in the past, I just don't think Grandpa Hefner is up to that any more. The episode where he and Holly were eating ice cream in bed convinced me of that. He just shows no sexual affection to either Kendra or Bridgette.

I agree with others who've said Kendra looks the best in the pictures. My boyfriend just received his new issue of Playboy in the mail, and I think she looks beautiful, and is so much more photogenic than the other two. I hope she can get the hell out of there soon, and not have to go the way of either prostitute or porn star.

Holly, Holly...having a baby with Hef does not mean you are going have a wonderful, romantic life. Hef is barely playing with a full deck at this point. You're just going to end up being a single mother, fighting Christie Hefner for inheritance money for your child.



It's obvious that this is a job for Bridgette (who finally got in to PB and is hoping for some extra exposure) and Kendra (who wants to date someone her own age), while Holly is truly in love with the old hoot, and is dating him on some kind of level. LOTS of daddy issues there.

Eww, what is it?

Anal sex.

What, like, strap-ons?
I'll be over here dry-retching if anyone needs me.

ETA DrCher... I sort of ass-umed he would be doing that anyhow, but yeah, GROSS.

Every time? Painful.

I just ass-umed that nobody was getting pregnant because they were all on the pill. I guess I am just naive.

I think for Kendra, $52,000 when you're just out of highschool, no college degree, is a pretty decent salary. Don't forget, they are also getting free rent, food, etc. They could also be getting free clothes & more.

All the Playboy pics look the same. There isn't anything hot or sexy about any of them. I hadn't seen a Playboy in several years until my husband ended up with a $10 subscription offer. I laugh at the pictures and read the articles and interviews.



An STD?

They sure as hell aren't getting free trips to Vegas.

Okay, this is an example of how the show is supposed to be letting us in on the glamorous life of being the lucky women who get to bang a really really really old man. I don't find flying Southwest where you don't even get a frigging seat assignment the height of glamour.

Or let us think back to Bridget having dinner with her brother and his 4 friends at a run down empty looking restaurant in a bunny costume. Can you imagine the jagging the poor guy took from his buddies?

Then there was Kendra's 20th birthday with her mom, grandma, little brother and friend looking rather awkward while a girl scout troup played in the pool. Her brother and puffin baby were the only men there. Grandmas generally don't address their granddaughter's boyfriend as "Mr.". Unless he is 20 years older than granny I guess.

Probably allowing us to imagine the glamorous Playboy mansion lifestyle would have been better.

... where Hef gave her a small framed picture of the two of them. Nice thought and all, but if that was all she got from him, how cheap is that?!

That picture of all 3 of them laying on each other together looks like 3 Barbies that have been undressed and thrown on the floor. Ugh.

I find it very creepy that they airbrushed out Holly's vagina totally in the champagne picture. Playboy is so about celebrating the female form.



Yeah, they're still glossing over that it's James Caan's brothel of choice, but this just makes it look pathetic. I guess since business is sucking, they must do something to try to re-brand Playboy - like all the cheap clothes they sell with the bunny logo on it. Do women who buy them think that people will believe their playmates? Are they saying they like naked pictures of women? What is that?

IMHO, not being allowed to date other men, having a 9:00 p.m. curfew as a grown woman, not being allowed to stay overnight in Las Vegas with your friends, and possibly (if it's true), having to have God knows what kind of unprotected sex with your boss once a week, should earn you alot more money than $52,000 per year. I'm not saying I would even do it for more, but I think it should pay a heck of alot more per year than that, even with the free rent, fake tans, clothing, etc.



Exactly. Very well said. Not very glamorous at all.

Okay maybe some of you can answer my question. Why do you want to make over your sister so such lumineries as David Spade and Scott Baio can hit on her? If it was for anything other than the Midsummer Nights Dream Party, like say a afternoon tea, I wouldn't have a problem, but this seems way way wrong to me. And I'm probably one of the least prude people you'll meet.

I was surprised that girls were completely nude for most of the Playboy spread. I thought we'd get to see the photos they took in their rooms or some lingerie shots.
Anyway, I agree that Kendra is very photogenic.
Bridget has a great body, but she has a bit of fat under her chin that makes her face look like a fat girl's. She looks like she has the potential to get heavy once she has a few kids. In the photo where they're standing outside the limo nude, one Bridget's breasts looks larger than the other. I'm surprised Hef didn't catch that. Also, Holly's second toe was overlapping her big toe in a weird way in the "dress" photos with Hef outside the limo.
Kendra's story struck me as odd, she was a dental assisstant but says Hef has "given purpose to her life", now she's doing massage school- which she totally could have done without Hef's intervention. It's not like he's paying for her to get a college degree.
I know she's young, but it bothers me when a woman thinks she can't get her life together without a man. I guess that's the golddigger mentality though.

I know, I saw that episode again last night, and I kept wondering what was wrong with Bridget's mother. So you lose one daughter to a life of orgies and geezer servitude - wouldn't you be doing everything in your power to make sure your other daughter doesn't follow the same path? Although I can't remember if Anastasia is 18, which I guess would mean she can do whatever she wants, but then the mother probably shouldn't come to the mansion to show her support of the bimbo transformation.

Looks like Skin Spa . com took an ugly girl and made her in to a swan for the night. What happens at midnight?

Me too...and when I re-watched last night it hit me that she looked completely drugged out. The Mom probably thinks all is ok in Playboyland because Birdgette is in still in school. How could anything be wrong when her little darling is working on her 2nd master's degree for Pete's sake? Your 32 year old daughter is wearing pig-tails and crying because not enough people get to see her beaver? Well, that must be for extra credit in school....school is such a priority for her.

There are lots of parents out there like that....my parentls were mildly like that -- as long as I got good grades they ignored curfew violations, hickeys, etc. But I have seen extreme examples of Bridgette's mom at certain unnamed universities -- kids doing hardcore drugs, cheating in school, bullemia, etc. - but because the kid is still enrolled then everything must be A-OK!

I almost wondered if the mom hopes Hef takes up with the other daughter. A steady paycheck and she could go to college!

Diet Pepsi literally just came out of my nose. BWAH!

And, sadly, true.

http://tinyurl.com/7olfu

This is a link to a post on the E! board made by Kendra's mom (xnjgirl). What a swell mom!

If Kendra's travelling first class across the country, it's only because The View paid for the tickets. We know Hef doesn't spring for it. And this:



I don't even know what to say.

WOWOWOW I dont know what to flippin say about all of these comments. I finally got a chance to look back and I am so shocked that people think that HH is giving these girls a free ride with no fucking. Im sorry but I would have to get paid a mint to do HH even once, LET ALONE be his personal slave on call 24/7 and have all those rules for a measly 52000 a year sucks ass. So what they get hoe shoes and hoe clothes to wear! Its not as if they get to keep it, and it is like sparkly shit from stripper mags not couture!!! Ohhh and they get free ratty extensions too and have to dye their hair every week and make themselves look as cheap as possible... where do l sign up????

I guess you have to be pretty hard up to give away 5 years of your life (youth especially) for what 250,000? You can work as a Secretary make 30k/year with no education easily here. And Im sure you can find a dirty old man on the side that will let you stay out past 9pm and drive his old model mercedes and youd probably only have to pretend to like him a few hours a week.

250k can only buy you 1/4 of a decent house in CA maybe 4 bedrooms, and not much else. Also, the fact that these girls are in fact hookers, and are paraded as hookers means that they can not hook up with anyone with class or distinction because nobody respects a whore... if they just married someone with even a house here and stayed around a few years they could end up with the same if not a bunch more money.

If they want to be hookers then Im all for that at least they can be discreet and manage themselves. A hooker can make 1000 a day easy, so they can work 2 months or say 3 months with expenses out of the year and not be paraded and degraded by HH.

They have to still pay for their own clothing (not the ballgowns) Im pretty sure, and their personal items. If they are LUCKY they will save 40k, but they dont exactly seem smart. Bridget's puppy probably cost her a few thousand right there.
I think you guys would be shocked how many actresses/playboy girls are in fact hookers on the side because they blow through money like crazy. These girls are totally going to end up in the hollywood blackbook in a few years.

Haha at the southwest comment!!! Southwest is 69.00 roundtrip, I fly on them all the time and its ghetto. They dont even spring for flippin AA 119.00 which is pretty sad and gives you an idea about how nice their lifestyle is.
Can you just imagine HH coming up to Kendra in her painted bikini and saying 'Hello Im Hugh Heffner.... do you like luxury Kendra?'

This show was awful, the girls are pathetic, and it makes for great tv. Im def crossing my fingers for season two!!!
If I ever actually run into the girls again , I will try to get them to tell me what they really feel about the show experience, although it seems pretty obvious they are pretty grossed out. Its so funny how TV can make a shithole like the playboy mansion, and being in playboy so glam, its like going to TV sets and seeing they are tiny. It makes you feel like a kid that finds out Santa isnt real.

Oh and one more thing... the photographers that make them feel 'so comfortable' because they were professional hahaha. Those guys are the biggest perverts on earth. The playboy kitchen looks and smells like a school cafeteria and everything is 10x as seedy in person.

As much as the whole Playboy thing freaks me out, I give Bridget and Kendra props. They are saving money and having a blast and I don't think either one takes their role as Hef's "girlfriend" seriously. They're grown, they have the choice to stay and abide by the rules or go. I don't agree with having rules, but they're not forced to live there. They can leave and go make their own way. I can see the appeal of staying for a few years. If you are like Kendra, you're getting paid to hang out and look hot, meet celebrities, and have fun. Bridget doesn't have to worry about money while she is finishing her masters. I think it's anti-feminist to say that they don't have a choice, because they clearly have one and are taking advantage of it. Just because I wouldn't make that choice doesn't make it wrong for them.

Holly, on the other hand, is delusional, but she seems fine with it.

FYI, PoisonIvy7, you might want to read the FAQ before posting. Proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling are required.

In the commercial for the new episode this Sunday, Holly is having some trouble cooking. I thought she was Bridget at first because she was wearing a "costume" Black and white checked midriff top and fluffy miniskirt. Like a porno-style "farmer's daughter" type outfit.

Wow, Kendra's mom makes it sounds like she'd be out on the street hooking and doing drugs if that nice old man had given her a clean, safe place to stay. She was 18, what was wrong with staying at home and going to community college?

And what does that say about her parenting skills or lack thereof? Oy!

Sometimes Howard Stern will have strippers or porn stars on and their mom will be their assistant or manage their careers. Those moms don't come off as defensive, they're just trying to support their daughter (if in a misguided way).
The Girlfriend moms seem to be at a whole 'nother level of denial and living vicariously and buying the line that it's legitimate because it's Playboy and not hardcore. I guess they think their daughter will become the next Pam Anderson or Jenny McCarthy and the ends will justify the means.

ok, I read Kendra's mother's post and it pretty much brings to the surface all I suspected. The part where she says Kendra's "boyfreind" is treating her better than the guys she's even dated...I pretty much suspected something like that was going to be eventually said from her. That along with what Kendra said about Hef saving her life, I don't know what her life was like before Hef, so I am not going to snark on that, because I know that everyone's life regardless of how bad it was/is has value even if they are living it in a way we may not approve. But I was always under the impression that Kendra may have had something of an "8 Mile" childhood, and that particular comment by her mother kind of cements my thoughts...

Kendra may not have seen/known any better...


I am curious about Holly's mom/family...we haven't seen anything of them

Kendra and Eminem might be cute together. They could bleach each other's hair, she could improve her rhyming skills, they can workout or dance to hip-hop together...

But, I thought from his childhood Eminem always wanted a better life for his daughter than he had. He wanted better for her than he had had. I know that he had talked about saving college money in a jar when they were broke for her. I can't imagine him saying, "Well, if Hailey's going to have a better life than me, I need to pimp her out to an 80-year old man." (I'm not a huge fan of Eminem, but have watched Behind the Music or Driven or something on him.

and then after they break up, he can write a nasty "open letter to Kendra" song about her because he realized after the fact he hated her so much...

Bwah! I could totally see Kendra dating Eminem!

I didn't know this show was still on! The last episode I caught was where Bridgette visited her brother. Damn! Now I'll have to look for it.

One thing I had a question about -- Anastasia. The girls mentioned that they were excited to make her over and invited her to the Midsummer party because she didn't get to do a lot of things with them -- i.e. she seemed to be stuck in Bridgette's bedroom for the whole summer. I am guessing that she was perhaps judged too "ugly" to attend the other events at the mansion?? Remember that Hef doesn't allow women to attend parties at the mansion without first sending over pictures and being approved. That's horrible. Especially since Anastasia wasn't ugly. She just didn't look as faked-up/trashed up as your average Playbimbo. What a terrible blow to her self-esteem. I can just picture Bridgette breaking the news to her:

"Anastasia! I wuv you soooo much! Almost as much as Gizzy!!!! And you can stay with me at the mansion all summer! Hahahaha! But we have to keep you in the bedroom, K? Hef just wants the back yard to look perfect...all the time! So just Playmates can be back there, K? You can watch all the TV you want!! And you can play with Gizzy...isn't that wight, Giz??? The staff will bring your meals to the room --like they do for Gizzy! We can't have you at the parties...but look, you can watch them from the window!! Hehehehe! No, you can't go out with us because Hef says you are too plain. Plus you aren't blonde! You can sleep in my bed -- I have Hello Kitty sheets!! They are so cute!"

P.S. Was it wrong of Holly to make Ana-banana try on her fake boobs in the middle of Denny's?

While I don't particularly doubt that Kendra's mom is that delusional to post/say/believe all of the things she did, a part of me wonders if she's not allowed to speak poorly of Hefner, Playboy, or Kendra's situation. Most extreme case scenario, she might be contractually obligated to only say positive things. At the very least, Kendra has probably begged her to never bad-mouth her situation for fear that Hefner will kick her out in retaliation. I mean, it's not like Kendra is a big enough "star" that she won't be affected if her parent(s) speak out against her boyfriend like Katie Holmes' father did against Tom Cruise. If Tom kicked Katie to the curb for that, Katie would be fine. If Kendra was kicked to the curb by Hefner for her mother's negative remarks, Kendra would most likely end up on a street corner in downtown LA.

I don't doubt that Kendra's mother may, to some degree, be contractually obligated to only say positive things aobut Hef, Kendra and Playboy in general...but if that was the case then why is she posting on some message board getting all furious b/c someone would DARE to criticize her daughter's lifestyle. Its not like someone ASKED her about her opinion and she was obligated to be positive about it. She willingly went on the internet and voluntary discussed it. I think she's just a sucky mom.

I don't know. Kendra's mom and grandma didn't look very happy for her when they were being shuffled around the Playboy mansion on Kendra's birthday. Grandma looked at Hef like, "Hey bonehead - I'm your contemporary - you sick pervert."

Then again, maybe I'm just projecting my own feelings on what they should be doing.

As for that pictoral. That airbrushing was just terrible. In one of the pictures, there is a gouge in Holly's thigh. I also thought it was amusing that it is Bridgette, not Holly, in the center of all the pictures. I'll bet she was none too happy about that one.

[Banned.]

I wonder if this is really Kendra?? Kendra's myspace page

Ha, that says her status is "single".

Hopefully, they'll put her back on the same corner they got her.

Kendra's mom couldn't have encouraged her to become a personal trainer? a gym teacher? a fitness model? There are a million things she could have used her cute figure and interest in sports to become -- especially in L.A. -- without being on a pole, an old man, or a street corner.