No kidding. That trip to Arby's certainly made me want to throw up and I'm not even bullimic!

Man, Holly looks busted in that video. I bet there are some crazy skeletons running around in Holly's closet. She has completely rebuilt in both her appearance and personality (except when bitchface comes out). Most people don't normally do that unless there is something in their past they are avoiding.

Am I to understand Hef didn't even go to Alaska for the episode they filmed? That would have slayed Holly. Her whole goal in life is to showcase herself as Hef's #1. To not be on his arm and to have to deal with her family seems like it would be devastating.

Ahahahahaha!!! Oh, thank you for that priceless Holly footage. I honestly want to go ahead and say that she's had some of the best plastic surgery I've ever seen. She looks fabulous now. Before? Umm ...

Oh, of course Holly can eat what she wants! She works it all off by having sex with Puffin! Barf.

I was watching some older episodes yesterday and laughing my ass off at Holly's bitchface. Every scene with Kendra has Holly making a face in the background.

HAHAHA! I just watched the video of Holly. A few things:

- "GEOOOOOOORRRRR-GA"
- Her shirt says Phoenix, AZ.
- That ridiculous wink at the end.
- She sucks.

Ok that last one was a given. But still funny!

I tried to watch the link about Holly, but all I got was her talking for about 10 seconds.

If she is pregnant (and the chances of that are nil) then I imagine that the baby would actually be not a boy...not a girl...but a pterodactyl.

Or instead of being covered in placenta, the baby would be encased in amber...

Hee! She winks like a toddler - both eyes close.

That nose, those hollow eyes...they hired her for Hooters because she has the face of an owl.

I am laughing my ass off to this entire post. Especially the pterodactyl baby. It will be like Jurassic Park up in the mansion!

Someone earlier said that Bridget refers to herself as the fat one, but she's certainly not fat. I guess she's insecure next to Kendra who does have an awesomely toned and fit bod. Bridget really does have a nice figure, but it's tough for a 45 year old to compete with someone who's 21. Bridget needs to tone down the tanning stuff 'cause that's really aging her. Nobody over 30 should do the tanning stain (or whatever it is).

Worst.accent.EVER!

I had this horrible fear overcome me this morning when I was making toast - what if the reason the season mysteriously is taking a break is because in fact she is pregnant and they want to film part of the pregnancy for the finale?!

O.M.G on that video footage of Holly. I can't stop laughing. The fake accent is right up there with the pathetic fake southern accent Jessica Simpson did in "The Dukes of Hazzard".

There is *no* way Holly doesn't work out. I don't care if she claims it's from all the sex with Puffin <hurls>. Her body is toned. You don't have a toned body like she does without working out. Not even surgery can make her body look like it does. I can totally see her working and sweating her ass off just thinking about Puffin checking out Kendra's hard body. No way she doesn't work hard to keep her body toned for Puffin.

Thank you!!!
I'm in total agreement there---I guess it's been proven that Bridget is indeed actually in her early 30's, but she's sadly aged herself beyond her years thanks to that weird tanning obsession that every Playboy model seems to share.
Poor Kendra's skin will probably look twice as rough by the time she reaches Bridget's age.

Maybe some of them actually use self-tanner/Mystic Tan, but I'm willing to bet that the majority of these gals don't, and Bridget probably was out there tanning in the beds and the sun with everyone else back before it became such a safety issue.
It's a shame though; I think she and the other gals would be much prettier if they laid off the orange goop and went back to their natural skin shades.

Just ONCE, I'd like to see a modern day Playboy gal with naturally beautiful porcelain white skin and not that hideous oompa-loompa orange skin we're so used to seeing nowdays.

Actually, Holly doesn't tan. Izabella says in her book that Holly was the only one who didn't use the tanning beds, and that she wished she hadn't either (because Izabella got skin cancer in her 20s).

If Holly had a super high metabolism and was just burning off everything she ate without exercising, she wouldn't have any muscle tone, she would just be skinny, and she seems to have a fair amount. So yeah, it's not her metabolism.

Okay, she may not tan the old-fashioned way...which is good!
Unfortunately, judging by her overly orangey tone in recent years, I'm guessing she's yet another Hollywood Mystic Tanning/self-tanner victim. Her hair would look much better against the lighter skin she used to sport back in her Hooter's days though, I say...

I guess the tanning stain is a requirement in the world of these "girls" -- as much as the neon day-glo blonde hair, long extensions and (of course) boobie implants. And we see there are very, very few Black, Asian, Latin or other non-white women in their world. I still say that these women must look like they've landed from another planet when they venture out in the real world. Do they look like any women anywhere???

A few years ago I went to the Consumer Electonics Show in Vegas. At the same time there was also a convention for the porn industry. And many women in attendance were involved in the porn industry and many of them looked like the Playboy women. Needless to say they looked bizarre beyond belief -- yes, even in Vegas. Interesting that many of these women were either with old men or greasy baldies with grey pony-tails. Blech!

I don't get why she feels the need to lie about working out. Does she think it improves her image to say that she just sits on her butt all day...and on HH's wienersaurus all night? It would earn her more respect from we the people if she'd just admit to working hard for her body. After all, it is what gives her the daily bread! It would be like a professor saying "no, I don't study at all, I just read a comic book every now and then, and all the information from a hundred encyclopedias comes naturally to my brain".

It appears to be more impressive to some people to instantly achieve something than to actually work at it. It also makes her look more special, because pretty much everyone has to work at being toned.

Brilliant!

Re: that video of Hooters Holly. Lord, how embarassing. What a mortifyingly bad accent! She looked and sounded like a complete fool.

About Holly working out (or not): I have a cousin whose body is drop-dead perfect. Her body is astonishing. No cellulite, beautiful tone. No implants or other surgery, and she doesn't work out. She's 25. It's rare, but it's possible.

Isn't that a prerequisit?

Yeah, she looked almost exactly like Bridget!

I totally agree with you all that she's had some plasticwork done -- I only hope they fixed that facial twitch she had in that video clip.

She gives Sandra Lee's run for the money.

Does anyone have an idea when PB started moving toward the white blonde day-glo and orange skin look? It seems that at least before the late 1980s, they were more normal looking. The over-tan look seems to have been a more late-90s and 2000s look, am I right? These women should be slathering on the SPF 50 and lounging at the pool under one of those big umbrellas while wearing a wide-brim hat.

Edited to add that the Hooters video is hilarious. What was she thinking?

Guys, I finally saw Holly's bitch face yesterday! I've been looking for it forever and all I've ever seen her do is have this fake smile kind of thing. Well, yesterday was a rerun of one of Hef's B-day parties and the part where Kendra and Hef are talking about 3-6 Mafia (the second time, during the actual party) they were in agreement that the dirty little song was "their song" and Holly gave the face! I don't know why, but I feel accomplished for finding it.

Anyway, on to Holly and her working out or whatever. I'm sure she does. I think she had some sort of stomach surgery too or something because when her nose started looking a little different, her stomach was smaller too. I won't jump too conclusions, but I will say that her stomach is flat now and it wasn't when she first arrived at the mansion:
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I think the less pubic hair the girls have the more orange and blonde the girls got.

I remember hearing Jenny McCarthy talk about her first Playboy shoot in an interview and she said she actually grew her pubic hair out to be more modest - since she thought it would hide the naughty parts. I also remember thinking that she was an idiot.

Off Topic: I recently wasted my money on joining Bridget's Fan Club. What a disappointment. I know she's not a major celebrity or anything but her fanclub $ucks!!! Don't even bother joining it!!! You can get the same info and pictures elsewhere without having to join her fanclub.

I think in the Hooters video she was trying to wink at the end, but couldn't close just one eye.
So it came out as a bad twitch and was scary....

You should! It's like Waldo, and it's the only thing keeping me entertained until new episodes air.

Have you heard the rumors that Hollly might be preggers???? Will she kick out Bridget and Kendra if she is? This would upset the whole Girls Next Door show, wouldn't it?

Hef is a businessman. Wouldn't he have "use birth control" written into their GND contracts?

Oh for the days when PB picked a centerfold as quirky as JM. I found her a hoot, and her face is a little goofy, and not so prefect. That she and Jim Carrey are together just seems so right, LOL.

The current PM of the Year, Sara U., leaves me cold. She looks like she is molded out of plastic, orange plastic. Maybe next year they'll make a blow-up doll, the kind with the hole for a mouth, "Playmate of the Year."

Amen to that!
I'm still wondering how in the Hell this gal managed to snag the title this year, because not only does she look about as appealing as a blow-up doll, but she seems to have the lifeless personality of one as well. Seriously, I thought the Playmates were supposed to be able to mingle and talk and have a little something extra going on upstairs....of course, how quickly I forget that Anna Nicole Smith was a PM of the Year too, and homegirl wasn't too known for her brain power either...

There were some stunning brunettes up for the PM title this year---I spotted about two or three other far greater candidates than orange plastic Barbie, Sara U.

True, but at least ANS was a dazzling beauty back in the day, I loved her creamy retro non tanned skin, and I love the fact that she weighed 160 pounds according to Hef when she posed. BTW, the very few interviews I've heard with Smith when she wasn't high as a kite indicate that she wasn't quite a stupid as she seemed.

Ms Underwood seems like a regression to me, not quite a grown woman. I understand that she is the "girl next door" that every red blooded man wants to fuck, but just, ugh. American men need to get a clue: fucking grown women can not only be sexy but also intellectually stimulating. If I'd had a vote I might have gone for the Fraulein (I think, if I were a man, having her whisper sweet nothings in German in my ear might be quite arousing.)

Given how most of them act, I think they already have.

Heh. Talk about "truth in advertising"!

So when is GND on now? I missed some of season 3 and now stupid Simple Life is in its timeslot.

I was watching the clips show again last night, and I'm still amazed at how eager the girls are, especially Kendra and Bridget, to get naked in public. And that popping out of the cake and stripping down to pasties Bridget did with her father or step-father watching, was just ewww. I wonder if Bridget will still feel like flashing her titties in a few years when she turns 40?

I was bored so I watched a few episodes back to back, maybe it was a mini-marathon or something and I get the feeling there is more love for Kendra on Hef's part than for Holly. There is just something more when those two are together than when he's with Holly or Bridget. My biggest dislike for Holly is the fact that she's just pathetic now. Every time we hear her open her mouth it's about how she just wants to marry Hef and have babies with him. Hey Holly, newsflash darling, if he wanted to marry you he would have already and nothing will get a man to drop you quicker than to keep harping on getting married when he obviously doesn't want to.

The scene in Vegas when she was giving a tour and everyone left her to watch Kendra act crazy in the pool so Holly decides she'll go in the pool in her gown? That was truly a sad moment to watch. You're being replaced soon Holly me doth think.

Hefner's life to be made into a movie: http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/va/2007062...8276891600.html

I watched a repeat last night of Hef's birthday in Vegas. Did anyone else think it was weird that Kendra was wearing a suit at the autograph session? I would have thought it odd if it was either of the others, but for Kendra to present herself like that? Weird!

From the NY Daily News;


Bump watch.....wasn't there a picture a while back where someone discussed the potential bump?

Was Holly ever a tabloid rumor courter? Forgive me for not remembering, but I don't recall anything where she did stuff to fuel the fire.

On the other hand, I have a difficult time believing Hef's sperm is good enough to get her pregnant and if he has anything frozen, Holly wouldn't have access to it.

Funniest thing I ever read. WHEN she turns 40. Very funny.

Hee, "blondterage"?

I wouldn't be surprised if Holly did those things just to get people to speculate.

Skipping Kendra's birthday isn't an indicator she's with child...it's an indicator that she's still hates Kendra and doesn't care who knows it.

But you know with Holly's aspirations to be Hef's perfect, non-catty girlfriend she wouldn't skip the party for those reasons. He wants to perpetuate the shiny, happy, "blondetourage" image, and Holly will do anything to make Puffin happy. It's not an indicator that she's pregnant, but it seems to me to be an indicator that something serious and probably physical was going on--maybe she just had the flu, or maybe she is pregnant.

I'm guessing they're just trying to create buzz until the rest of the season kicks off in August (I believe it's August). In January or February, right before the new episodes aired, the buzz was "Will Hef and Holly marry?" Now they're in between new episodes, how to keep their names out there? The "will they marry?" story is getting old.....Oh, we'll create the buzz "Is Holly preggers?" that will keep us on the gossip pages.
Well, they're still not married and I doubt she's pregnant.

I agree, they should start up rumours of either Bridget or Kendra being pregnant.

Not that she's the most reliable source, but Izabella did talk about Holly calling up tabloids to plant negative stories about the other girlfriends, in the past. I completely believe that she would do things to imply she was pregnant to get press attention (and if it means also snubbing Kendra, and do so without risk to her own rep, so much the better).