Wasn't it said in the tell-all books that Bridget quite often turned on the water works to get what she wanted? Like, if she felt the other girlfriends were trying to hurt her, she'd immediately go to Hef in tears and he would reprimand the other women. I dunno, I didn't think Bridget was in genuine in her frustration, but I do think Hef was genuinely trying to comfort her and show support.

Oh my God. I actually did that when I was four (washed my hair with Nair). My mother had me in the shower in about 5 seconds flat.

It's a fun conspiracy theory (the Anastasia a Bridget's daughter) but after seeing Bridget's mom in the episode two weeks ago, there's no doubt in my mind that she is Anastasia's mother as well. She looks EXACTLY like Anastasia.

The whole situation was stupid though! The pictorial was supposed to be of the girls - the three of them. Why they wasted any film photographing just Holly and Kendra is beyond me.

Amen to that!
I remember wondering the same exact thing during that episode...why didn't they just stop the shoot when Bridget had to leave, and agree to re-shoot the next day when she was available?
It just seemed like a terrible waste of time and energy, and everyone involved surely knew that Bridget would be terribly upset about being excluded from a big part of the shoot.
It's almost like they did that to poor Bridget just to create a bit of manufactured drama for the show!
((actually, why would that surprise me in the least?))

I was looking at the KDub Clothing website out of morbid curiousity and looked at the pictures and in this one, she's looking really old. No 21 and under woman should already have those kinds of lines around her eyes and on her neck. I'm over ten years older than her and I look younger than she does. It goes to show that the PB life can really age you. Her clothing line really only consists of a few tees that say K-Dub or whatever. I guess I was hoping for something less lame than Holly's skater socks.

I also don't get why Kim and HH are still married. He's still supporting her and she lives on the property. That whole situation is so weird. Looking at some pics of her on imdb.com, she looks cree-pee. True victim of too much plastic surgery.

Yeah, what is up with those lines around Kendra's eyes? Could it be just a bad picture? I really hope so!

All the clothes on the website are free. I made an account and it's still telling me the items are $0.00, it's just charging me for shipping. Should I go through with it?

With her ass obsession I was assuming there would be a bunch of thongs and pants with the ass cheeks cut out of them. But no - just a few lame logo tees. It actually looks like the site is till being built.

I think on Larry King Kendra said something about her website offering free t-shirts for now and the actual clothing line coming out in August.

That web site is hilarious. Look at the photos - some are stretched so she looks fat, some are compressed...the top of the Tshirt page says "entering description" over and over again...I think she tried to figure out how to make the web site herself. Given that you can't define big words like "fidelity," Kendra, you might want to leave the HTML to the professionals. Stick to what you are good at, shaking your fake boobs and giggling.

I have an idea! Bridgette should go back to school and get another degree - this time in web design....

She looks all puffy, sunburned, and hungover.

Hey there Atlanta. I'm guessing that Hef and Kim are still married (in name only, I assume) because it's an easy excuse for him to avoid getting tied up with any current or future crop of bimbettes and--possibly--for the sake of the kids whom he genuinely seems to care about.

Plus Kim may have some agreement with him regarding inheritance or something, regardless of his will. He has one current wife, one ex he still is in touch with and is known to take care of now and then if she needs something and four kids I know about. That's a lot of major slices from one pie.

I was order #860 for the "free" T-Shirt. Wonder what I got myself into....

You won't get a t-shirt, but a box full of Playboy stickers, iron-ons, and a 100% silver plated bunny pendant are on their way as we speak..err..type.

/jealous

Heh, I am order #853. I was kind of worried about putting my info into that sketchy website, but oh well. Did they only have the options of small and etra-large for you as well?

I'd love to see their version of extra large, what's that, like a size 8?

I hope it was a secure website (where you see the https: before the web address! A bunch of folks on a dog list recently had a problem with an unsecure (yeah, we should know better) site that belonged to a friend. She wasn't ripping us off, but someone associated with her host was and a bunch of us got $12.95 charges that weren't from her.

Where in the world is Bridget planning on keeping the elevenity million pieces of Halloween crap that she bought? Does that bedroom have a storage garage attached to the back?

I love seeing Kendra with her family, they seem like a really fun group. Her grandparents seem great, and her grandma is rocking the Hello Kitty necklace.

Holly looks like she needs some kind of intervention, I'm just not sure what kind. She just looks dead inside, her eyes are so vacant.

You know how Bridget and Kendra were whining about the "mean" Elle article and asking fans to send hate mail to Elle? Well, I sent Elle an e-mail basically saying I appreciated an article about GND that wasn't either a suck-up puff piece, or judgmental and moralizing. I also mentioned Bridget and Kendra were unhappy and were orchestrating at least some of the negative response. Anyway, I got an e-mail saying they'll be printing my letter in the next issue. It's under my middle name, Rachel. I actually didn't think the article was that great, but I did like that they tried to cut through some of the girls' shit without just being all "they're dumb hos."

BTW, Bridget's radio show starts this Friday 10-11am (I guess PST) on Playboy Radio Sirius 198. It's a call-in show, and weekly.

Very cool regarding your letter! I'm just curious, where was it where Bridget and Kendra were whining about the Elle article and asking people to send angry mail to Elle? I saw the GND on Larry King where Kendra was b*tching about it, but not anything about asking fans to send letters. I missed hearing about that! Did they do that on a tv show or their myspace pages or something? No, I don't want to send a letter, I'm just curious why Bridget was so unhappy with it. Kendra - I can see why she would be upset (well, after someone explained to her what the article was saying about her being so insecure), but it really just called Bridget a boppy cheerleader type who will be fine when this runs its course - I disagree, but I didn't think she got a bad rap in the article.

And just who would be sending these "hate" letters to Elle on their behalf anyways? Their playmate friends who all probably hate them too? The mom in Las Vegas with her 6 year old daughter fan club? I can't imagine who was actually outraged by this. Perhaps Kendra can craft her own reply and it will be as coherent as her blog to Eminem...

ETA: somehow ended up double posting.

Well, it's official: I have seen too much of the GND. I live alone and often times I blurt out random crap or talk to myself in general. Just now as I was opening my cabinet for something, I blurted out PUFFIN BOO in the very annoying nasal voice that Holly does. I'm so fucked.

Ahhh yes, beware "Puffin Boo" can be contagious, along with Kendra's donkey bray. At least Holly has found her contribution to society, now it's acceptable to refer to elderly people as Puffin Boo, and hell even a "Baby Looove!" can be attributed to Holly. What an achievement for her.

Don't sweat it. I refer to my 6mo daughter as Baby Puffin. I figure it's fitting since I can put a rattle in her hands and she'll bat it around like a kitty cat and giggle at the cute noises it makes, much like what Holly would do.

If I start hee-hawing it up to an imaginary camera in my imaginary confessional room, it's lights out for me. Oh yes, if I start dressing up for all holidays and telling everyone how much I love holidays, I'm toast.

There better be a 4th season or heads will roll - ARE YOU READING THIS, E!

No, if you start saying you love HOLLY-DAYS, then you are f*cked.

It was mostly Bridget rallying her fans on her YahooGroup. Kendra mentioned it on her YahooGroup and her MySpace too, but it was and still is a big topic on Bridget's.
Bridget was upset because she wasn't mentioned much, and because the interviewer made Holly out to be the intellectual, when that's how she defines herself (what with her degrees in communications and all). Also the marriage rumour was mentioned, and she flips if anyone brings that up, and the interviewer called her "the crone of the trio at age 33."

After several more posts from Brie on the subject, someone asks her if she's going to take action against Elle:

I know it's immature to play hunt-the-error in an e-mail, but when you're complaining about not being treated as an intellectual, at least try to remember there/their!

No sh*t! Hahaha! I guess that's what passes for intellectual in Hollywood these days....

Only if you're shopping early for a "tacky gift" party.

Bwah ha ha! The best part is her error-riddled whine about it that you quoted.

You'd be surprised the cult following some people have... And, I hate to admit this, but for their class of celebrity, this kind of behavior is "normal" and almost to be expected. I have hobbies in dance where unless you're actually invested in the dance, you wouldn't know the celebrity in question. I've seen them pull this same stuff when it comes to bad reviews on like Amazon.

WORD!!!! What a moron. If she got that upset at the mild criticsim in that article I wonder what her reaction would be if she ever read our posts on her? Good heavens - crone is mild versus the way even I have described her in posts. She truly is a menopausal, unemployable, mental patient. And fat. (Not that she really is fat, but I wouldn't mind seeing more tears just in case she or her minions read this.)

Holly is a rapidly aging, $1000/week whore and part time hostess. Kendra is a brain dead skank.

There. I actually thought the Elle article was too nice to the GND.

poor Bridget! (not) What she fails to realize is that, in many ways, she is the least interesting of the 3 girls. She is clearly included in the girlfriends to be a companion to Holly (Hef doesn't seem to me to be in the least attracted to Bridget.) So of course the ELLE article didn't mention her much. I wonder if Bridget fears her increasingly short shelf life as a sex kitten?

(BTW, not to insult anyone here who has one, but how hard is it to get a degree in communications?)

So let me get this straight -- Bridget, a communications graduate, thinks she can whine to a major publication about a piece of journalism just because she's not mentioned much? Or that the journalist "didn't like her?" Bridget, please stop projecting your complete lack of self-worth and craven need for attention onto every situation. We're just not that into you (or Holly or Kendra).

I would like that, if only to see her have a total meltdown or see her head explode.

Okay, that is REALLY funny. She's jealous that Holly was made out to be the intellectual!!!! And that she wasn't mentioned enough. Oh my gosh, get over yourself!!! She is so pathetic! I mean didn't the writer even call her an awesome dog birthday party planner.

Plus, the writer was even nice enough to say she was 33...she needs to be sending that woman flowers!!!

I would have loved it if Larry King brought up the Bridget "marriage rumor". Do you think Bridget would have broken out of the phoney-baloney sweetie-pie personality. Or would she have stayed in character?

I shouldn't say this. Board on boards and all...

I'm so ashamed to be lumped into a category with dear ol' Bridge. But it is semi-true (in my own experience with a Comm. degree) that my cherished area of study is not that difficult, but I can't imagine ever choosing anything else. It's a media junkie's dream. Hell, I got to write an in-depth analysis paper and give a presentation on gender issues within "The Breakfast Club". It was AWESOME.

I am pretty bummed that Bridget (with her Comm. degree) seems to lack any understanding of journalism whatsoever, but then again, I'd be pissed if a major magazine referred to me as a "crone".

Maybe she was absent that day in class due to a photoshoot.

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!! That made my whole day!

Ha! Until you blurt out HI HU-NEY in that strange southern twang Hef has when he responds, I think you're fine. Keep an eye on it though.

No. You're fucked. Might as well start plucking yourself like a chicken and dying your hair Miss Clairol "Polar Bear Cotton Candy" No. 93. It's all over.

WTF is that all about??? First off, Hef is from Chicago -- where would he get a Southern accent from? And secondly, whenever he does that it really creeps me out -- I just get shivers and shakes. Maybe he thinks that's sexy. Oh yeah, about as sexy as Bridget's "just smelled poop" faces!

You forgot that strangle *cackle* Hef makes whenever one of the girls mildly amuses him. The following is a scene between three people - you pick 'em.

BAY-BEE PUFFIN! We're back from our trip to Aspen. Baby Love, I missed you.
Hi Hun-ny! I'm glad you had a good time.
It was so dope! You should've seen me honey, I rocked the slopes. (flexes muscles and makes snowboarding motions)
*cackle* *cackle*

I can't think of anything LESS sexy than Hef's Old Coot Cackle. It is like a cold shower. They should play that wherever horny teens congregate in order to prevent pregnancy. I dry up like the desert whenever I hear it.

<Snort!>
Thus the need for the monthly trips to Costco to stock up on baby oil.

Seriously, she's so delusional. She should be thrilled to be barely mentioned. What is there to say about her? Squandering her education (such as it is)? Wanted to be in Playboy since she was three years old? Dresses in moronic costumes? Dresses up her poor little suffering doggy?

The article basically makes Holly and Kendra seem delusional and pathetic, and Bridgette is jealous she wasn't mentioned enough. I agree, that author was very, very kind to the old crone.

Is the show over for the season?

No, I think Hef said a couple of weeks ago that we were halfway through the season. I'm pretty sure tonight will bring the arrival of Holly's family. Excitement!

I assumed they were through with the season. Well, can't wait for more Bridget's "I-smell-poo-but-I-think-this-look-is-sexy" look.



Oh, there is a god. Holly's going to be so embarrassed about her hick family. This is going to be some rip-roarin' entertainment, to say the least.