Hee! Me too Sweetea! I can't help myself. Maybe we can all join bunny rehab together.



Bwah!! Good one Plain. I too wish that the penis cookies had somehow made it into the box of goodies for the boys at the base. I wonder what poor soul ended up with Kendra's sad cookies?

Why the hell is there only one of each kind of military bunny costumes? Don't they have money for an assortment of sizes? (Ack! Why do I CARE?!)

I think in the first episode, one of the girls (not Holly) said that she was in body paint at one of the parties and that's when Hef noticed her and asked her to move in.

Yeah, that was Kendra.

ETA: From below: No, it wasn't. And I'm seeing previews of the photo shoot for next Sunday, where Holly becomes validated. Eww!

So was it on Sunday night? Anyone? I forgot to tape it. I was half-watching the Emmys.

I saw Kendra's page and but don't see Playboy pictures. Did she not pose?
Her bio says she has 32 inch hips. 32 inches! Is that even possible for a woman? I mean, I know men who have bigger hips than that.

Sigh. I am old, haggard and now HUGE if even wannabe Playmates are the standard for comparison. The last time my hips were that size, I was 12.

a thirty-two inch measurement for hips has to be a load of bunk. There are women who are size zeros who have bigger hips than that. If these women are of normal height, they would look incredibly out of proportion with hips that size. Playboy fudges on those numbers so bad.

I don't know - when I was young and ridiculously skinny, I wore my boyfriend's old 30 x 30 Levi's as low-riding hip huggers. The waist of the jeans were definitely on my hips so I'm assuming that my hips were somewhere in the neighborhood of 30 inches. Of course I looked totally proportional since I had no boobs. I have no problem believing that Playboy makes the numbers bigger or smaller at their whim though.

with hip measurements, you are supposed to measure around the fullest part of your butt. Before jeans companies started making petite sizes, I would frequently buy men's 28x29s (I always thought it was unfair that clothing makers thought women are all the same height, but men weren't) and they would fit at my hip bones and I haven't had 32 inch hips since I was a little girl. ;) Even when I have been at my smallest (I'm trying to lose post-pregnancy weight right now) at 5'3" and 100 lbs, my hips were probably 35 or so.

While I believe that playboy would fudge the measurements to conform to some ideal, or just the girls vanity, I mean how many of us have fudged our weight at the DMV?, I don't think its very likely that Kendra measurements are too far off. my hips are like 34" and I'm 5'4" 112lbs, and kendra is in way better shape than me from what I've seen on TV

I think *all* men I know have bigger hips than that.



I am size 0, and I just took my measurements out of curiosity and my hips are 34. Well, people often comment negatively that my legs are too skinny and my butt is too flat, I would love to have be more curvy but I can't. I am pretty sure that they fudged with the numbers because Kendra looks to me like she has a nice healthy body, with everything in proportion. Another possibility is when you take the measurements you're supposed to take a deep breath and squeeze the measuring tape as hard as possible around the part being measured (this way my hips are also 32'').

Off topic, but those people need a swift, sharp kick in the shins.

How many of you think that the girls will feel a huge sense of disappointment right after their issue comes out? Especially for Bridgette. Her big life goal will have been accomplished. Then what? I don't think she looked past it to see what was next.

Seriously!

I have to check the website and see when the repeats air. I missed the show the other night and really wanted to see the one where they're posing.

Why aren't any of Kendra's Playboy pics on her page? The others have them but she doesn't.

I think I like her hair better down. Maybe that is why she looks so different on the show. She always has her hair pulled back in a braid or a ponytail, which I don't think is as flattering to her.

You are in luck -- it hasn't aired yet! It got pre-empted for the emmys

I was wondering are they gonna get paid just like anyother girl that appears in Playboy or they're not gonna get paid just because they are hef's gf's and he already takes care of them?

How much does it pay to be in playboy?

I think the centerfolds (playmates of the month) get around $25,000. The other chicks in the magazine probably get a lot less than that. But they get paid for appearances. Kind of not a great gig, IMO. And stars get a bunch more money than that, obviously. Jenna Morasca and Heidi whatever from Survivor got about a million a piece.

How much are the Playmates paid to pose?
   
Playmates receive $25,000, and the Playmate of the Year earns an additional $100,000 and prizes such as a new car. By comparison, the Playmate fee in 1964 was $1000, while the Playmate of the Year received an additional $250.

The funny thing is that you know a lot of the girls in Playboy would do it for free just for the honor and privilege (as Bridget put it) of being a Playmate.

At my smallest - (I'm 5'3 and was 120 lbs) - I had a 26" waist and my hips were 41". I was 34-26-41. It's kinda funny how women carry weight so different even at the same height.
(That's when I was being fitted for my wedding dress, 3 years ago. Let's not talk about what I am now.)

Back to the point I was trying to make, it's possible that Kendra's hips are 32", she's more up and down without a defined waist.

That laugh! I love to imitate it.

It's like how a robot pretending to be human would laugh - y'know like Tom Cruise's laugh?

How disturbing was it that Bridget's little sister was present during her photo shoot? That whole family is certifiably cuckoo.

I can't imagine being so comfortable with my nakedness that I would walk around in front of the hired help completely nude. Of course I don't look like Holly, but still.

I like Bridget even if she is the most pathetic. I cry to my cat too. Whoever said Kendra's laugh is like a robot pretending to be human is dead on. When she was naked she reminded me of a robot trying to be sexy.

ETA- I'm glad the professor would not let her retake the final since she used the old "I'm posing for Playboy tonight" excuse.

Isn't there a studio in the house? Why are they taking pictures in their bedrooms? How bootleg. I guess it's to show their personalities, but it's still kind of lame. Tthe starting seems kind of pervynow that I know it's based on the photo shoot.

Bridget she needs to be happy she made it into the magazine in the first place. Ugh. My favorite is Holly, I like her personality and it doesn't hurt that she share's my birthday.

I didn't really understand that. The photo shoot was scheduled ahead of time as was the final. Is Bridget just too stupid to think there could be a conflict? That maybe it would be a good idea to either ask that they do the shoot the following day (everyone ended up coming back anyway) or contact her professor prior to a few hours before the final exam?

<My favorite is Holly, I like her personality>

Although Holly is seriously delusional about ol' Hef making an honest woman out of her, I like her the best. She does get on my nerves, but she seems to make the most effort to learn how Playboy works. She knows how things are done and keeps up with what is going on. I don't think Kendra will last much longer because she's man hungry. Who can blame her? She's young and wants a real boyfriend not a grampa.

Ugh! its seems like theyre bombarding us with Kendras laughing...err braying the whole episode, and now E! is using it in the promos.
Holly and Kendra walking around naked...well even if theyre comfortable doing its completely rude to make the staff uncomfortable (to say the least) no matter how good you look you shouldnt impose your nakedness on anyone (BTW I hope someone sanitized that banister).
Bridge sobbing over not being in one the pictures was a little pathetic but props to gizmo for comforting her. With her desperation to be in Playboy I was expecting her to miss the final, its good to see she still has some priorities. She definetly has some acceptance issues, and the little sister witnessing the shoots, way to be a role model big Sis'.
I was wondering whom Hef reminded me off with that dorky captains hat and it came to me.....Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color, he looks just like him.

Is it me or having Bridget's sister around shades of Dorothy Stratton and her sister and Peter Bogdanovich?

Just a little creepy, eh?

Having completed my own MBA and MS degrees, I wanted to SCREAM when I saw Bridgette emailing her professor the night of the exam with that lame excuse! Are you kidding me?????? That proves that her education is just something to keep her busy in the mansion and she doesn't not take it all seriously. In a REAL graduate school situation, if you miss a final without an excuse (like being dead), you FAIL the class. Her professor probably dropped her grade just because she asked such a stupid question.

I agree with the other posters that there is nothing more inappropriate than having your sister watching you pose naked for a porn magazine. EWWWWW! And on the day of the shoot did it bother anyone else that they were waking up in the same bed?? I guess it wouldn't bother me if two sisters shared a bed -- except in this situation. They are sharing a bed for the whole summer???? Hef doesn't have a pull-out cot anywhere?

It was hilarious that Holly and Kendra were pissed that they had to reshoot the shower scene.

Word to the poster who mentioned disinfecting the banister that Holly shined with her nasty cooch. Gross. This is why if I ever visited that mansion, I would not touch any surface - even if that meant falling headfirst down a flight of stairs.

O.K. another episode... more pieces to the puzzle, the fact that Kendra and Holly were saying that the nude shower brought them closer together, means they probably done spent much time together like that, which means there are no threesomes between hef and the girls. And how mean of hef when he said Kendra looked like she was trying to hard and that made her look stupid. Huh? Gee thanks Hunny. Bridget sister looked weird while watching the other girls shoot, either she was jealous or she was getting turned on. Also I agree with sanitizing that banister Holly used for her shoot, lol, although i thought it was pretty cool how she just got on it super quick, dont' think i could do that, she must have experience.

I think my favorite line of the episode was Bridgette's retelling of Hef saying, "tell me what's wrong. What kind of relationship do we have if you can't tell me what's wrong?" Ha! Yes, Bridgette, what sort of a relationship to do you have with your a man old enough to be your grandfather who is dating two other women at the same time?

I don't even think there are any twosomes between Hef and the girls. He might be giving it to Holly but I'd bet the farm there is no action with Bridget and Kendra. Have you ever watched them kiss..the little mouth peck kisses? They sort of bend at the waist and purse their lips out as far as they can. If they were intimate with Hef, the body language would be totally different.

I've said before and I'll say it again, I do not think kendra and Bridg are doing anything sexual with Hef but . . .

their body language does not mean that they aren't sleeping with him, just that they are disgusted by him, you can sleep with someone that disgusts you and the act looks pretty much like the kisses as much space as possible

How pathetic was Bridget crying because the other 2 girls may have 1 more picture in the magazine than her?? Isnt this woman in her 30's?

LOL! Vagina-banister is probably just the tip of the iceberg in that place!


I thought he was really nice to her but... more grandpa-like than ever. (Not that my grandpa ever pulled some strings to get me an extra shot in Playboy, but you know what I mean)

Not only is she well into in her 30's, she was also willing to risk failing a graduate school class so that she could finish her Playboy shoot.

She also wears costumes daily, baby talks, wears tiny bows in her hair, sleeps in a pink hello kitty bedroom, claims to have an 80 year old boyfriend that she shares with two other women and her highest aspiration is to have men jerk off to a photo of her.

ETA: I rewatched the photo shoot episode and I just had to comment on the girls eating before their shoots! Kendra was eating Cheeze-Its and Chicken strips! If I was getting my nekkid picture taken I would not eat anything in an attempt to make my tummy as flat as possible. Why were they eating? And then Holly mentions that she was either nervous or had indigestion from her burrito lunch. Wha?? All I could think of after that was, "Omigawd I hope she doesn't fart on the banister!!"

Am I the only one who caught tonight's new episode? They were having their Mid-Summer Night's party....

I caught the last five minutes or so of tonight's new episode, so I can only comment on that (I'll try to catch the rerun at midnight). Wow, what a makeover for Bridget's sister. She looks prettier than her old mousey (sp?) self, but more than anything, they certainly did succeed in making her look like one of the cookie-cutter Playboy chicks. I'm not sure if that was a good thing or a bad thing.

Holly comes in to talk to Briget before the party (allegedly after Gismo was shaved) and Gismo is in his cat tree, fluffy as ever, then E! dubs in shaved Gismo on the bed, but when Holly leaves he is still on the cat tree with hair.

Was that the season finale? The end where the girls were saying what their life plans were made me think it must be the end of the season, but I have no idea. I just recently discovered this show.

I really liked Bridget's sister's makeover. What's that girls name? She looked much better with blond hair and extensions. She really did look like Bridget's twin. I didn't really understand why when she got the bikini wax she didn't just go for the whole shebang. I know she said there was no point cuz no one was looking there anyway, but if you go through that, why not just get it all taken off?

I was kind of confused as to why Bridgett and Anastasia's mother was crying over her 'makeover'...you cry when your daughter gets a makeover from tomboy to feminine...not when she starts to look like one of your older daughter's freinds who sleep with an old man!!! lol

I am throwing up a bit in my mouth over Kendra being pressed over her picture with Terrell Owens...he's NOT attractive

As a person that personally knows this scene there are a few things l am dying to say.
1. They do have sex with him. The people that think differently are insane. What the hell reason would a man pay a girl 1k a week to just sit around and look pretty. They have sex with him 1x a week its manditory. Holly is the main girl so she gets more privs but they all have to have sex with him. No condom is involved, and HH is very jealous/controling because he doesnt let them screw other men. Of course Hugh can get it up, havent you guys heard of viagra.
2. Theres a list of select people who get invited to parties mostly female. You dont just jump in the mansion if you are ugly unless you are a famous person or of some use/friendship to HH personally. There is an email list and the people who run things will choose you off the list. You have to email the lady a few weeks ahead of time to get a yea or nay. Usually if you are a hot young female with nice boobs its a yes, you dont get to bring a guy you dont get to bring a straggler, and you def wont get in if you dont look like you claim to look.
3. Hugh is a controlling asshole. He controls the girls worse than what you see on the show and its all very old school. PB isnt doing so well financially, so this is a last ditch effort in a way to get some publicity/cash. Not many people are paying for a nudie magazine thats airbrushed and boring when they can get hardcore for so much less.
4. The girls you do see that are in playboy are about 90% hookers after they do their layouts. From hollywood d list actresses, to the Dom triplets (who go for 10k a night). In fact, the IRS went after the Doms for tax evasion (escorting) a few years ago. Basically the ones that dont go into the 'girlfriend' role, strike out on their own and become hookers. Theres no money in playboy, and their appearance fees are paltry at best. They however can charge a few thousand a night and make a great living escorting.

Thats my .02, I love watching this show b/c the girls are insane and so is Hugh. It would take much more than 1k for me to act like this on tv although Im sure they are getting something extra for being on tv. As far as the debate about Kendras hips, she is a tiny gal and she is definetely a 32. I dont know how anyone more than a 33/MAYBE 34 hip can truely be a size 0 unless its an old navy size 0 that makes you feel good. A true size 0 is 33.23.33 for high fashion. I myself am 5'9 with 33 hips 24 waist and my ass isnt near as small as Kendras, nor can I stuff into most true size 0 pants and I dont look unusually small.
Kendra has an amazing body and she looks that amazing on TV which most people would not in the outfits she wears. She is probably at most 100 lbs dripping wet. Shes probably the cutest in person b/c shes so young she doesnt have the hard look but the bleach blonde broomstick has got.to.go.
Overall though I just feel bad for the girls that they find it glamourous to be HH's girlfriend and be on tv and such. When you are down on your knees blowing a 70 yo man its pretty un-glamourous no matter how you slice it...
I hope they get out and marry some sugardaddies/nfl players and live happily ever after.

Thanks PoisonIvy7! I love hearing insider scoop. Does Holly really think Hef will make an honest woman out of her? Any word on what the staff thinks of these girls?

I think Anastasia's makeover gave Hef some ideas about trading Bridget in for a newer model.

PoisonIvy, we'd love to hear any additional insider info that you can provide. I've heard before that Hef never uses condoms.

It was cool to see Kevin from Blow-Out cutting Hef's hair. Also, the woman who did the waxing was the same woman who did the anal bleaching on Dr. 90210.

OMG! What the hell is this????

Thanks for the info Poison Ivy. I don't think I am *insane* for thinking Kendra and Bridgett don't have sex with Hef but I'll admit to having been hopeful they weren't. Ugh. So when Hef had 7 girlfriends, he did one a night? Even with Viagra that's a tall order for an 80 year old guy, I don't care how horny he is.



Thank dog I can't come up with a single reason why I would ever need this.. whatever the hell it is! It's stuff like this make me glad I live in Podunk, Georgia. No anal bleaching salons around here. LOL

I have to say, that aside for the laugh, Kendra is my favorite. Watching her play dumb with Hef's old girlfriend (barbie?) really sealed the deal for me. I think Kendra knew what she was up to, and was playing dumb to it to make Barbie work harder and to save herself some uncomfortableness.

I also like that she's honest with herself. She's young, she works hard for her body (which i respect), she wants to have a good time, and living with Hef gives her a lifestyle that she enjoys for now. But does she pretend that he's going to marry her? Does she try to hide the fact that sometimes she is ditzy and a "dumb blond?" Also, I think to Kendra this is very smart move on her part. She gets to have the financial security of being married, but no lifetime commitment. She is not ready to be married yet, but has found someone to take care of here for a while.

Granted, it makes you one step above a hooker, and I'd never do it, but she's ok with it.

Holly is so delusional its sad. She really thinks that all of Hef's girlfriends and failed marriages over the years mean nothing, and she's "different." Ha! She's also one of those women who has perfected the art of being a total bitch while acting nice about it. I don't doubt underneath it all, she's a not very nice person at all.

Bridget is sweet, and a little pathetic. Though, I have to say, how is getting into playboy been your goal since you were a little girl? I didn't know that it existed until probably junior high, and if I had ever told my parents that was my life goal, I'd have some serious talking to. Strange to me how well educated she is, and yet, this is what she's doing with her life. Again, it could be a wise move on her part, get someone to take care of her material needs so she can focus on school. I am SO glad she went to class instead of giving it up for playboy. i think getting into playboy is the ONE thing she would sacrifice her education for. Sad that her priorities are so screwed up, but hello, she's wanted to be in playboy since she was what, 6?

i think the only reason people think bridget isn't all that thin is because she is next to two 0% body fat girls every single day. by comparision she looks less thin. but kendra i think works out for hours and hours a day, and holly is one of those chicks who can be tiny just by watching their diet.

Bridget's little sis watching the photo shoot really didn't bother me that much. She wants to see what's going on her sister's life, and well, there it is. What does completely bother me and squig me out is her makeover for the mid summer night's dream party. Making her look like just another playboy hooker, with extensions and walking around in lingerie, is not appropriate at all. Its pretty ovious she is being modeled in her sister's image, and that's sad.

PoisonIvy7, thanks for the inside scoop. It was always pretty obvious playmates get passed around hollywood, but "escorting" though not shocking its a little troubling. Oh and Hef having sex with all three girls (BARF!) I guess Ill be skipping lunch today. I just feel sorry for Kendra wasting away her youth and energy on Hef.

As for last nights ep. It was nice of Bridge to give her sister a makeover, but to do it in order to whore her around at the party was just inmoral, Oy! and the mom encouraging this is beyond comprehension.
I was just waiting for Bridge to say "I shall call her mini-me".
Plus Hefs leering eyes were just creepy, and Bridge dont you realize youre getting too old (at least for Hef) and whoring your sister will have you replaced in a second.
That poor Gizmo having to suffer through the grooming, if youre not going to take care of the pet why? would you get a long-haired cat, that was just plain lazy and cruel.
Of course Kendra looked great in last nights ep. Run while you still can Kendra. But of course shes spent a year at the mansion and is probably now fully under Hefs spell.

I heard about it on Howard Stern. Its when they bleach your... how to say this... Howard called it your ballon knot (a-hole) so that is has no brown on it. I cant understand who would do this or why but apperently people do. It is so wierd.

Porns stars do it. It's because they need to look perfect, meaning unnatural, for their movies. I don't know why anyone else would do it.

Isn't Dr Phil's son engaged to one of them? Oh, Father must be sooo proud.

I remember Ted Casablancas' column talking about Lara Flynn Boyle doing anal bleaching. This was when she was with Jack Nicholson. That is all kinds of wrong, man.