Well, the last time I was thin enough to wear a tight tennis dress like that was when I was a pre teen in the early 90s, so it's entirely possible.

I want to see Holly custom design crystal-encrusted puffin cufflinks for Hef's upcoming 108th birthday. "I just know Hef will love these! *chortle*"

Mr. Snarla and I have jokingly taken to calling eachother 'puffin' and 'baby puffin'.


Who the hell buys themed calendars anymore anyway? Maybe your favorite dog breed or the cute little 360-days of Dilbert, but themed calendars like theirs just seems so 80's to me.

In that first photo, she could pass for Laura Dern's unattractive younger sister.

I think Isabella St. James said in her book that it was Holly's idea for the nicknames of Puffin and Muffin, referring to Hef and herself respectively. I get the muffin reference -- unfortunately that one loudly speaks for itself. Yeesh -- I'm hearing Holly's horrible laugh and I want to puke.

But please help me out with Puffin. I don't get it. Holly mentioned in the latest ep, she had a puffin in one of her shoots for the calendar. What's a puffin? When she calls out to Hef, "Puffin" in a baby voice, I also want to puke.

I know some of you like Holly but I think she's a potential serial killer. Bridget's a harmless mental patient. And Kendra will probably go back to stripping and eventually hooking. Or she might hook up with a rapper, basketball player or football player for a few minutes,

Also, I didn't get Kendra's Mae West shoot. She didn't look like Mae West in the least. Huh? WTF?

A bird.

A bird that is quite innocent and cute, until you hear its name taken in vain by Holly in her fake baby voice. "Puffin! Baby love!"

I suspect a coalition of representatives from the sea bird anti-defamation league will soon lobby Holly to stop sullying their name and reputation by associating Puffins with HH.

I would agree, except that she definitely wasn't upfront about all her obvious surgeries. She only admitted to the nose and boob jobs and IMO, she looks like she's had more than that done (for sure at least lip injections, veneers, probably lipo, and we all know the emotionless bug-eye look isn't quite naturally occurring..)

I think it's the selling your soul to Satan part that does that last thing.

After Hef liked the centerfold picture, Holly said she thought it was a good omen for her. WTF? What did she mean by that? That she's going to take over playboy when Hef dies? And she seriously did not do anything for that shoot except say "that's pretty." She seemed a little jealous of the model IMO. I felt so bad for the people who actually worked on that shoot. They didn't get any credit. It was funny how she was sitting alone on the stool waiting for Hef's call. It looked like no one wanted to sit next to her. I think she's trying to angle herself as some sort of heir to the playboy empire or something which is really sad I think. I hope Hef doesn't give her anything when he passes away.

Heh. Not only that, but when the photographer was trying to ask her WHY she chose Mae West, and why Kendra thought she Mae West were alike, she couldn't really come up with anything, and kept fumbling for an answer & parroting the 2 Mae West quotes she knew. But it was in the typical, "dumb lovable Kendra" kind of way (i.e. silent at first, says some random nonsense, and then stops herself suddenly and exclaims "No WAIT!!" and then laughs with ZERo facial expression) so for me it was hilarious!

Because Mae West is a P-I-M-P...stares into mirror, lifts leg, shakes ass.

HA! I give Kendra a pass on that, because at least she didn't do something that involved a Chargers uniform or her pink diamond mouth grill-thingy. Ugh.

I keep tuning in 'cause I'm wondering how they can keep this show going. I'm bored to death watching their lives. Hef's having the same parties he's had for over 30 years. It's just so repetitive and boring. Same boobs, different chicks. Or maybe more fake boobs (much, much more fake boobs).

Don't feel bad for the Playboy people. They've been doing their thing for a very long time and they know their stuff. Hef knows that Holly's an incompetent idiot. That's why he let her work with them. He knew whatever her minimal contribution to the shoot, it would still turn out well 'cause the Playboy people are pros.

The people in the Playboy office must know the deal on these 3 and see them for the joke they all are: Holly, the bug-eyed potential serial killer; Bridget, the mental patient; and Kendra, the idiot stripper/hooker with the moronic laugh.

I think they're all famewhores. I don't see any sign of them getting sick of filming. I think a lot of people watch it, too, so there's no sign of the show ending.

I would have loved to watch an honest represenation of the time when there were 7+ girls in the house. Guess we'll have to wait for Hef's death to see more of the former girlfriends pen their stories.

Speaking of the time when there were 7 girlfriends, did anyone see the episode of MTV cribs when Holly gave the tour of the mansion? I was trying to remember if Bridget was a part of the crew at that time also, or if she came along later? Does anyone remember?

Kendra is very photogenic and looks good when she "cleans up", but man, she looks terrible in red lipstick. She looks like a different person and much older!

I just happened to see that episode of Cribs was playing and I recorded it (Don't judge.) to see which girlfriends were part of the pussy posse. Holly was the main girlfriend and was leading the tour with Hef, ugly nose and all. I saw that Bridget was there and she looked SO much younger. Just goes to show you that this lifestyle can age a girl fast.

Sounds like there tons of cat fights when there were 7 girls and Hef probably had no patience for it. Too bad -- it would have made for great reality TV.

I think Miss Bug-Eyed Serial Killer Holly survived because she's the most cunning. Notice that she NEVER talks about her background and we NEVER, EVER see her family. I bet she's hiding something really awful and she's used to scratching and crawling her way out of the gutter -- and that's how she's been able to remain at the mansion so long.

As others have pointed out, Hef ain't into Holly at all. But probably noone else wanted the No. 1 girlfriend position that she wanted so badly. Think of the responsibilities that she has: she has to sleep every night next to a cadaver and cater to all his sexual needs at all times. Ewwww.

Bridget apparently had the rep early on among the other girlfriends as Miss Phoney Baloney Mental Patient, and none of them liked her. But she could see that Holly was aiming for the No. 1 Girlfriend position, so she basically became Holly's b*tch and did everything she said or wanted to her to do.

I think in some of those pre-surgery pics, she had smaller, blue eyes but now it looks like she wears brown contact lenses. Does anyone else notice that too?

Also, Holly would rather go naked than wear fur! Her new ad for PETA. NSFW

She shamelessly plugs her new fragrance line.... oh yeah, and says that she doesn't wear fur.

Hmmm...that's funny, I hope that fur coat that Puffin' got her for Christmas wasn't really animal fur!

She doesn't wear fur because Christie won't give Hef a large enough allowance to buy the skeeze a real fur.

Are you talking about the gifts/momentos she "designed" as gifts for the GND anniversery? I recall her making matching pieces of jewerly for them all to wear in memory of the event.

lola, Hef said when he gave them the furs that they were faux fur.....I guess trying to be PC.

Or cheap. I don't think Hef has the mental facilities to be PC. He's living in the past with the endless boring stories about his chair, his rotating bed, his 1-room schoolhouse in Chicago, the Flash Gordon shows. I'll give the bastard credit though, I bet he's real up to date on plastic surgery procedures and exactly what each of his girlfriends needs.

Hee hee, you are probably SO right.

Besides fake bakes, what else going on in their lives that would age them? They have that dumb curfew, so it's not like they're out to 5 AM, coking and drinking. I don't think that they have that many wild parties anymore, either.

You know what really killed me about Holly "helping" out on the centerfold shoot for the nekkid DJ? She claimed that she had DISCOVERED the model!!!!!!!! Yea - that was some scouting...open an issue of Mexican Playboy and "discover" a new Playboy model. Holly must be exhausted from all that effort. That's like someone wandering into the parking lot, looking at my car and then claiming to have designed it.

I think that even if the girls are not out and about in town late they still seem to stay up 24 hours per day watching old crappy movies eating junk food and drinking alcohol. That'll age you. Plus IIRC - Doesn't Kendra smoke? The others?

According to Bunny Tales, the original girlfriend left suddenly and Hef was devestated. None of the other girls wanted to move in because they wanted Hef to have time to greive. Holly didn't care about Hef's greiving - she wanted to be girlfriend #1.





Actually, I really do think Hef considers himself against animal cruelty. Remember, he practically has a zoo (which in some rights can be animal cruelty - but he doesn't seem to have any exotic animals) and he's always talked about his love for animals.





My thoughts exactly, once their home, they're allowed to do whatever they want. Just because they're home doesn't mean they're not drinking. I mean Kendra sleeps in until what - three every day. She has to be doing something until the wee hours of the morning to be able to sleep that late.

And in my own personal experience, I'm so embarassed to admit this, but I spent the majority of last summer buzzing and tanning and even though I'm only 23, I def could use some work under my eyes as a result. The constant dehydration KILLED my skin.

Another thing that could be taken into consideration is yo-yo dieting. It kills looks!

I assumed that they didn't drink much in the mansion, unless there was a party. Drinking by yourself or worse, with people you don't really like, gets old quickly. I always assumed Kendra was lazy, which is why she slept so late.

If all 3 of them were BFF, I could see it, but I don't know.

Pink is the New Blog is showing Holly as the new face of PETA.

Pink is the New Blog

Would that girl be Brande Roderick? I know Hef was REALLY into her, and remains close and has the utmost respect for her to this day. When she was on Surreal Life, Cory Feldman wanted Hef at his wedding, and although Hef was skeptical, he claimed he would do anything for her, which she kind of iterated before she phoned him.

Maybe it's his old age, but Hef doesn't seem really that into any of them. Amused by Kendra at times, but from some of the stories about him, it seems like he'd go to the ends of the earth for the ones he really loves. I can't see him doing that for any of the current three.

Tina Jordan was Hef's #1 girlfriend right before Holly. Brande was his first#1 girlfriend (I mean when he first started having multiple girlfriends). There were tons of changes to the girlfiend lineup, so to speak, over the years. Tina stayed until she made Playmate, then she and another girlfriend she was friends with left at the same time, and only Holly and Tiffany Holliday were left; Tiffany didn't want to be #1 girlfriend so Holly moved in. A short while later more girlfriends were added (not Bridget or Kendra, they were later still). At least, according to Izzy's book.

I admit, I'm not up on my illegal recreational drugs of days gone by, but perhaps the sex night quaaludes could come into play? Who knows if they actually take them once Hef dishes them out, though. 'luudes are related to barbituates, and I wouldn't fuck around with those. Plenty of people don't share my view, though. (I invite you to visit the pharmacies I worked in during college. Yikes.) My guess is if they are taking them, it would make them look harsh. Harsher.

Hey, I just argued against my initial point!

Brande Roderick was Hef last No. 1 girlfriend. She was very hot and really sweet. Holly was probably extremely jealous of her because she looked like dogmeat next to her. Even tho Brande probably had the necessary fake boobs and fake whatever else, she had great curves and was about a zillion times better looking than Holly. She was also very honest about having a child, and she was very nice to all of the other girlfriends.

If someone would ask Bridget (on camera) about her having a husband somewhere, I think her Miss Mental Patient's head would explode -- she'd finally have the meltdown she's headed for.

But I don't think Brande would have made for good reality TV. Even tho she looked great, she was way too sweet and honest and I don't think she has any sense of humor or an interesting personality (I've seen her in interviews). Let's face it, Miss Bug-Eyed Serial Killer, Miss Phoney Baloney Mental Patient and Miss Idiot Stripper/Hooker make for decent reality TV.

When are they going to start cat fighting already? I'd like to see Holly getting more digs on Bridget that she's old and fat and whacked out -- and Holly getting more digs on Kendra that she's a lazy, irresponsible idiot. Then maybe they'll gang up on Bug-Eyes and start ripping her white hair out by its dark, dark black roots. Maybe I should be writing the "scripts"?

No, Brande was his first girlfriend after his divorce. She wasn't part of the 'party posse' seven. Brande left long before Hef met Holly.

Oh yeah -- you're right, I'm getting her confused with Tina Jordon -- that's the one I meant to refer to. Thanks for the correction. It's important to get the facts right here. If I can't keep track of Hef's girlfriend/hos, how does he?

According to Wikipedia:



Taking this with a grain of salt since Wiki's standards are lower these days.

Do you think the former girlfriends sit around and watch this show and snark as much as we do? I bet their snark is WAY better. That would be awesome to hear!

So Holly became #1 not because Hef was madly in love with her, but simply because Tina asked her to? That's too funny.

I think it was Tina Jordan that had a child (which apparently she was always honest and open about). And Isabella St. James said that Tina had a gotten a boyfriend before she left. So translation from above: she left to be with her child and pursue a real relationship. Good for her!

Holly's bugged-out eyes must have popped out of her head when this happened and she immediately jumped at the opportunity to change Hef's diapers (oops, I mean be his no. 1 girl).

I thought he had the other girlfriends around because he wasn't into Holly enough to only be with her. Has this been his shtick since the divorce -- to have several girlfriends around at once? Am I the only one who thinks Hef's a sleazy old geeze? Well, if he can pull this off -- more power to him.

I think they can still have friends over, at least their very very best friends, random playmates and ex-girlfriends who are visiting or staying in the playmate house. They probably party with them.



Probably they do, but even though their snark is great, they'd most likely love to be getting the publicity and fame for doing the same thing as the current girls. Besides, they all rode the Hefner train into money, it's not like they have any room to judge.

I think most of these girls are smarter than they act...Tina Jordan knew she was getting long in the tooth to be a Hef girlfriend and needed to move on from that. She was already 30 when she made Playmate. That was as far as she was going to go in the Hefnerverse and it was time for something new. She's done very well for herself - I used to listen to her on a popular afternoon talk radio show called Two Chicks and a Bunny in Los Angeles. She's funny and sharp...Tina would have made for good TV.

Maybe someone can assemble a girlfriend timeline?

I suspect there would be way too many "too much information" moments, though. Can you imagine their comments upon seeing a bottle of baby lotion in a scene?

That's cool that Tina Jordon moved on to other things, and she knew when to move on (before approaching Bridget's 80 year old playmate status). I remember seeing her on Howard Stern's E show a few years ago. She looked great. Her body was so fit and toned -- much more than any of these 3 (including Kendra). She was very sweet but she didn't seem to have much personality. Maybe she was just shy with Howard.

I saw part of the "Holly 'helps' make a Playboy calandar" ep this afternoon. From what I saw, I think it'd be more accurate to describe it as "Holly doesn't get in anyone's way too much as they make a Playboy calandar" ep.

I haven't seen that chickie Julie McCullough since that little prick Kirk Cameron had her fired. Wonder how she became friend/mentor/panty drawer organizer to Kendra?

Did anyone notice that somewhere between the second and third season the Mansion had their kitchen redone? New granite (?) countertops and trendy cabinetry have replaced the worn down, cheap formica countertops. GND is a much needed cash injection for Playboy.

Kudos go out to Holly for convincingly faking interest while watching footage from the 1936 World's Fair. That must be so fucking boring.

That made me laugh.

I try to avoid the words naked and fur in the same sentence.

I finally caught the calendar shoot. Well, um, a question for the guys/lesbians- do you actually think that shit is sexy? Seriously, a snake, Kendra writhing on a bike, Bridget acting like a 13 year old skanking it up at Halloween, all of that. It looked fake, forced, and somehow scary and angry to me.

However, Kendra continues to grow on me- she'd probably be hella fun to go drinking with, if Hefner ever lets her out of the house with non-barbie women.