I wonder if she'll ever regret it, you know, after Puffin dies? I mean, once she stops being delusional and looks back on her life and realizes that she basically changed everything about her for some rich ol' geezer. What happens after he dies? Will Holly and the other girls fade into obscurity? I can picture her kicking the other girls out of the house immediately after he dies.

I think she'll be sitting right there on the curb right beside them.

One can only hope that E! cameras will be there to film it.

In those pictures, her eyebrows looked much lighter when she was younger. Does she darken them now? Why? To make her white hair look that much more fake?

Yes...Playboy Enterprises (NYSE: PLA) will change the locks shortly after Hef's core body temp drops below 90 degrees.

This is how I like to imagine it will play out....Shortly after the body is discovered, Mary will tell Holly that there is a surprise for her on the front lawn and then when Holly goes out to see what it is, Mary will lock the door behind her.

Now THAT is a season finale that I would save on my TiVo for life. I'm not usually a mean person, but I would buy this on pay-per-view if they sold it. No, strike that, I'm actually pretty mean. Eh.

If Hef kicked tomorrow, as far as moving on, I think Kendra would be fine (new condo, not really caring anyway). Bridget would find something to move on to, but Holly, what will she do?

Holly is prettier with her "after" face, but it looks so fake. She's like one of those Barbie heads you can put make-up and and do the hair on. Yuck.

Why does she call him Puffin?

I always thought it's because he looks like a puffin.

Find another coot with one foot in the bank and the other in the grave.

Yeah, I'm sure one of his creepy friends that's always hanging around would "take care of her."

Every time Holly is on my screen she looks more and more Stepford. It's quite disturbing, really.

Ew, you're totally right, and that's gross.

Puffins are way cuter.

The last time I caught this show I happened to look closely at her eyebrows during a close up and it looked to me like her eyebrows were just eyebrow pencil and no hair at all.

I'm not being morbid, but I wonder what would happen, like with funeral plans and everything. The girls would probably be invited (if they're still there) for appearance's sake, but so would probably lots of women, like Kimberly Conrad and Barbi Benton. It would be pretty funny to see Holly playing the grieving widow at Hef's funeral, pretending to be sad, but actually steamed at Barbi giving an eulogy, or Kim and the kids in the front row.

Can you even imagine how totally controlling Holly will attempt to be over funeral arrangements? Presumably they have all that charted out already, right? If it happened like tomorrow would the girls sit in the second row behind Kimberly or next to her? Would Holly have any say about what a post service funeral dinner at the mansion looked like? I do not even want to think about what she'd be like off a leash with her 'woman of the house' self.

Hef's funeral will probably make Anna Nicole's seem understated

I think Holly won't have any say whatsoever about Hef's funeral, married or not, kid or not (ha, NOT). Knowing how self-documenting he is, he's probably already got a printed and bound Plan like an ex-president for the whole thing.

Heh, do you think the staff will waste any time booting her ass out, especially as we've seen her would-be bullying of the main butler on camera this season? She's not even hiding how she messes with them if she does it with the film crew watching. The only delay will be as the staff rounds all of themselves up so everyone can watch her ass be escorted off the premises as they applaud and throw dirty towels at her.

As Hef descends into senility, his delight in Kendra and cooling feelings towards the robo-fake Holly just get even more apparent. He's a giggling schoolgirl around Kendra, and a cat butt face around Holly.

I imagine Hef has his entire funeral planned out and paid for. Besides him being a control freak, a lot of people, particularly of means and getting closer to death, do that. It's a nice thing, because it takes a lot of stress off the family and things go as you wish.

The only thing I wonder if is Holly hasn't tried and succeeded in getting Hef to give her a good share of the Playboy wealth. I think he's senile enough he might go along with it, but he has enough of his mental capacities that he can get it changed easily.

I watched this show yesterday for the first time, only because of the cute Pekingese. Winnie. I believe she belongs to Bridget. I watched just to see the scenes with Winnie, and became thoroughly hooked. I thought the girls & Hef were a riot. (I saw the Christmas episode). Now, after reading a few pages of the thread, I'm going to have to keep watching to pick up the nuances and rivalries and personality quirks you guys are on to. And to see Cute Winnie.

There isn't much Playboy "wealth". Holly is going to be lucky to leave the estate with her Marilyn Monroe hand-painted dresser and tricked-out Bunny golfcart. Christie is going to have the Mansion on lockdown before the body is carted away.

I was just wondering about this myself. First row: His four children, wife, Hef's brother, maybe Barbi, his longtime secretary, Pam Anderson, and Holly - if she's lucky. Second row: random celebrities, Bridget, and Kendra.

Holly has transformed herself into Gwen Stefani - it's amazing. She's kind of even got the annoying whine down pat.

Tonight's episode was hilarious. Kendra checking out her ass in every mirror while a sleazy Realtor tries to sell her one of the ubiquitous condos in SD, the editing guy seeing Bridget's crappy television work and having to make a silk purse out of the sow's ear she handed him, and Holly...acting like a boss' girlfriend, running around with her latte in the crappy skate/shoes I see ten-year-olds wear while she tries to get a real job at Playboy as backup for when Puffin's staff tosses her out of the mansion post-mortis. It had it all!


Is it me or does this season have the banal fingerprint of a Focus Group smeared on it? "Let's see them get real jobs!" "What about Holly's birthday?" "I wanna see more magazine stuff!" "More nekkid chicks!" It just seems that way to me, but then again I work in marketing.

Someone in an American Idol thread said Gwen Stefani reminded them of Holly. I see the resemblance. This picture looks like it could be either girl. If Playboy ever remakes The Aviator, Holly should definitely play Gwen Stefani playing Jean Harlow. *tries to think of a dirty play-on-words for the movie's title*

I love how Holly stressed so much this episode just how harrrrd it is to work on a Playboy set...this is very serious and demanding work, didn't you know?!??
Oh goodness, what stress it must be to pick out the perfect accessories and photos to choose for the latest centerfold! I just don't think the average person could handle such a stressful and demanding career!!

Butt seriously...this episode was kinda funny. I only wish I could approach such typical and mundane tasks/career aspirations with as much trepidation and excitement as these gals.

Man, that Marilyn woman at Playboy was looking ROUGH. Like her face sagged around all the plastic, collagen, and Botox that was inserted in it over the years. Must have been a nice preview for Holly.

The rest didn't really interest me. But man, I bet Holly was fuming when Hef made the comments about Pam Anderson being this generation's Marilyn Monroe. You know she thinks she's got that role in the bag!

That would be so awesome! And funny!

Heh. Well, last time we were treated to an overview of the girls' "careers," Holly told us that she was "too busy with the house, and managing the other girls' schedules" to really pursue a career, so I guess this is a step up for her?
Seriously though, between Holly's b-day and last night, does anyone else get the feeling that either A) there is a concerted effort being made to portray Holly as "the MOST! AWESOME! PERSON! EVER!" so that audiences will like her more; or B) the audience is being set up for some supreme Holly SMACKDOWN in one way or another(this is my one true wish--if anyone here knows of any spoilers, please let me know so I can tune in for this episode)

ETA: I totally forgot to post that I had a dream last night that I was the fourth "girl next door" (even though I look nothing like the rest of them), and I called Holly out on all her BS, so I was shunned by the other girls.....bizarre...

Holly's behavior is really starting to cross a line. How many times this season have we seen variations on "they can't get mad at me, I'm Hef's girlfriend!" come out of her mouth? When she was rolling around the set with her latte I was hoping she'd trip on a power cord and go flying.

I actually found the photo shoot sequence sort of interesting. When Marilyn mentioned what Hef looks for in the shot and they mentioned the "hint of a man," I had to pause the TiVo so Ms. junky and I could discuss exactly what that meant, and what it meant for Hef. Is it Hef's way of subverting the girl's sexuality by making her just the property of a man? That would fit.

Kendra has a psychological problem with mirrors, case closed. If she had an amazing ass I would understand, but she has flat-ass! But as a newish homeowner, good on her for buying.

Bridget continues to disappoint (that is when she isn't creeping me out with her infant like behavior). I thought her reel wouldn't be that bad, but the staticy transitions was a truly horrible choice on the editor's part.

I felt bad for poor dead Anna Nicole when Hef said Pam Anderson was our Marilyn Monroe!

And yes, I wanted to reach out and strangle Holly when she said something AGAIN about being the "boss's girlfriend". She seems to keep forgetting that there are two other women in the house also for that reason - wouldn't make me feel too special to be the "main girlfriend".

I actually cringed at Bridget's complete incompetance. She sounded rehearsed, awkward, and used her pathetic baby voice in each shot. Absolutely awful, and pathetic that she thinks she's talented- I can see the quality of her education coming out right there. And the editing guy saw it too- the look on his face was great "oh shit, I have to make clown barbie seem talented?"
Same with Holly and her job- it wasn't that hard, but her prancing around yelling "baby puffin" probably made it a lot harder for the rest of the staff. What do you want to bet they all went out for drinks after Holly had left to make curfew and raked her over the coals?
Kendra's townhouse was awesome. I wonder how much it cost. Someone needs to tell Mrs Kendra that she's in her 40s or 50s, and needs stop dressing like a teenager or a call girl. Also, is it ever necessary to wear a leather jacket with a fur collar in San Diego?
Overall, this episode was really, really boring.

Sadly, this is so NOT going to happen. As controlling as she is about looking like the quintessential queen of the house girlfriend you know there is a clause in that contract prohbiting such hijinks.

Why has this case of self-lust been ramped up so dramatically this season? Every episode she talks about how much she loves how hot she is, and then dances around to prove/celebrate it. Besides the ass shaking and boob kissing she is constantly looking in mirors at her hair and face as well. How is it even possible to carry on a conversation with her? The minute the discussion strays from how hot she is, she's bored!

Who would'a thunk that the smartest girlfriend on this past episode would be Kenduh, of all things???

Goofy bootie-shaking in mirrors aside, I actually applaud such a young and seemingly spend-happy gal for putting her money towards such a great investment. Now she'll be making some extra money on the side AND have a potential place to go when she likely leaves the mansion((which I'm sure will be sooner than later))...I'm sorta surprised that she was allowed such a lavish investment outside of the mansion, but she's proving more and more to be the prized pet girlfriend of Hef's who all but gets away with murder, so this isn't anything new for her, I guess.

That was one nice condo/townhouse indeed---must be nice to be able to afford something like that in San Diego! Whaddya bet she ends up letting some of her family use the place now and then?

Holly really stepped up the bitch this episode, wow! She looked like a total ass at that shoot with her wheelies and iced coffee. When I saw the preview at the commercial break, I thought it was Kendra rolling around in skates. Who knew? She also seems to have stolen the Kendra laugh for her interview segments. She seemed almost manic at times.

What did Holly actually do at the shoot? That Marilynn woman was being a more than a little snarky when she said "Ooh look, it's Holly's cocktails" as if that transformed the whole set. She must have hated and laughed at her in equal parts that day.

How did Kendra get out of the house for that long? A trip to San Diego from LA is at least a couple of hours, she did it more than once. I'd love to know what she put down as her "occupation" on her loan application. Guesses anyone? She had a 2007 Escalade too, Hef must have upgraded her.

And Bridget. Oh my. If that demo reel was supposed to showcase her many talents, it failed miserably. I did agree with her on taking out the white noise though, it did seem like the tape was cutting in and out. Love how the editors used it to segue to Kendra's segment though.

It was stupid of Kendra to ask the realtor about the schools near the condo she bought as an "investment." How many families with children live in one bedroom condos?

Could it be possible that Holly, realizing that Kendra is becoming more and more Hefner's favorite, is trying to copy her schtick?
Maybe not turn all the way into Kendra.2, but she has been known in the past to change her looks and personality in order to fit his likings.

Interesting theory, cuca10. Now that you've said it, I can see what you're talking about.

I don't know why, but I totally expected the brownies that Bridget ate at the editor's office to be pot brownies. Not like I'd notice a difference in her personality. She's already completely spaced out.

Haha! I thought the same thing. I don't live in LA but that editor guy seemed like a total hipster cliche with his Prius and Urban Outfitter clothing.

I completely agree. I almost can't look at her, her nose looks like it's about to melt off her face. Blech!!

Many. The cost-of-living is astronomical in that part of California. I'm sure there are many families living in one bedroom condos.

It takes about two hours to drive from San Diego to LA, depending on traffic, so it's a totally doable day trip. Even with Kendra sleeping in until noon, she could still get up, drive to San Diego, meet with realtors to look at condos, and get back to the mansion before curfew.

As for her occupation, she probably wrote model (and then stapled copies of her topless in Playboy to the application). It doesn't really matter what you put down as your occupation as long as you have money though. I know some unemployed actresses who got houses because their parents plunked down a shitload of money. If Kendra had a lot of money saved up, they probably didn't care if she wrote mannequin as her occuption.


On VH1 The Fabulous Life of Sugar Daddies, they reported that when Hef dies, Holly will get $3 million while Bridget and Kendra will get $500,000 each. I don't know what their official source was, but just thought I'd throw that out there.


I've been to Hooters where the girls wore roller skates. They don't all wear roller skates, but the picture that was previously posted did show Holly in her Hooters uniform wearing roller skates. It's entirely possible that the skates were just for the photo and someone reported that she was a roller skating waitress based on the picture, but it's also likely that she did roller skate at Hooters. I could see her doing that and thinking she was an extra super awesome Hooters girl because of her roller skates.

Thanks, I always thought San Diego was so much further away. Maybe them taking the train that time they went to visit Kendra's mother made it seem like it was a long trip. I guess any trip with a octogenarian is a long one.

Nor did she actually say "Let them eat cake." And the actual line (we're not sure who actually said it) doesn't even translate directly to "cake" anyways. Good thing nobody pointed that out to Holly. Wouldn't want her lame ass delusional birthday party to be ruined.

Does anyone know what neighborhood of San Diego Kendra's condo is in?

Don't feel bad... I've (sadly) had this dream before. Except the whole time I kept wondering why I was there, because I'm a brunette with dark skin. Stupid TV shows permeating my brain.

Yay Holly. You've finally found some self-worth and acceptance by wheeling around an office, sucking down coffee, picking out thongs and making blue drinks. Congratulations! You get to sleep with an old man!

Oh and was it just me or did Bridget's bags under her eyes look really noticeable at the Legacy party? The really dim lighting was not flattering for her.

It is hard for me to fault this behavior in Kendra because often times, I can barely pass a mirror without winking at myself. It's such a confidence booster.

LOL. You & me both. And if there is a mirror, I'm checking out my ass. I have no idea why, it's just what I do. And about 90% of the time, I do a little booty dance along with it. So, knowing that there is another person out there who is the same, makes me feel a little better.

But, I digress...Holly does look alot like Gwen Stefani. I didn't notice it til you all pointed it out. Her lame attempts at being a playboy apprentice or whatever that was were just that...lame! Like, is it really someone's job to roll around and drink coffee? I doubt it. Mrs. Melted Face could have done just as well without Holly there.

About Hef's funeral....... In the episode when they did the "Dead Celebrity" tour, Holly didn't want to go see Marilyn Monroe's grave/tomb because Hef is going to be buried right next to her.

Yeah, most women don't want to think about their husband/boyfriend's eventual death- must be a lot harder when your boyfriend is freakin' 80.

I'm sure having a camera crew around helped too.

They showed them exiting the freeway into La Jolla, so we know she was at least looking at condos there. I'm guessing that's where she ended up buying. It's very pricey and very beautiful.