Ohhhh! I want someone to buy me that! Where's my sugar daddy?

Oh, man. I just tried to read Jill Ann's e-book, but the editor in me couldn't stand it. What a terrible writer. She should have spent her plastic surgery money on school.

Ahh, Kendra's 21st birthday!! I love how you could see that Holly thought her grillz were distasteful, hahahaaaa. Bridget's white dress at Kendra's official birthday dinner was quite nice. Bridget should start her own theme party business. I really like how much attention she puts into giving gifts. Her gift to Kendra was really appropriate and thoughtful.

OMG, she was so impressed with everything!! That was really genuine, simple and sweet. I'm still shaking my head over her grillz. I can't help thinking what will happen when Kendra bumps into some actual gangstas. She's so ridiculous with that stuff. But, I LOVED her pimp cup!

I got the impression that Destiny and Bridget were the only girls there that Kendra considered friends. Everyone else seemed to be Playboy regulars. Meanwhile, I wonder if Holly really wanted to go back home or if she had to.

Overall, this was a really entertaining ep.

Holly said in the episode she wanted to go back home & sleep w/ Hef. Perhaps she was nervous he'd have other girls over w/o her there.

I kept wondering if Kendra had 2 birthday parties--one w/ all the Playboy girls & another w/ her real girlfriends--if she even has any. Being Hef's girlfriend sounds like a full-time job.

I was wondering where Destiny (Kendra's "P.I.C") had gone (M.I.A.?).








(Edited because my H.S. English teacher would not have appreciated my original Punctuation:,.?)

Nobody on this Earth should wear a grill.
1. The grill itself makes your teeth look rotten, even though it's made of diamonds.
2. They make your teeth rot if you wear them for too long without taking precautions. (i.e., trapped food, not brushing)
3. Obviously, your teeth are jacked (and you have more money than common sense) if you have to invent an expensive way to cover your teeth rather than FIX it up to be a nice, healthy smile.

I LOVE BEAUTIFUL HEALTHY REAL TEETH!! YAY!!

Those damned grillz, arghh!!!

What a way to ruin a perfectly lovely smile on a perfectly lovely girl---Ken-duh looked quite beautiful in that lovely black beaded dress, save for those hideous diamond chompers.
WHY would any gal want to wear those? I seriously don't get it...even with all the fascination Ken-duh has for all things "gangsta," it just makes no sense to me.
But then again, not too much on this show makes sense anyway, so there you go.

I'll admit that I find The Palms casino to be hideously overrated, but those suites Hef rented the gals for Kendra's 21st were fantabulous! No wonder she was going apeshit over the place...that one suite was worth it for the rooftop swimming pool alone.

Holly seemed a bit dismissive about the whole 21st birthday thing, didn't she?
Totally half-assed gift for Kendra just before she split town to not miss a single night of sharing her Puffin's bed. I can't decide whether or not Holly actually enjoys going out on the town with the usual pussy posse; she probably resents the fact that she's still not alone with Hef's bun in her oven yet.

Do Holly and Bridg never get to celebrate their birthdays? Or did I forget those eps already. Bet they weren't as elaborate as Kendra's, since Hef really likes her.

I like how Kenduh carelessly let her suitcase thump its way down the stairs. Thump, thump thump OMG!1

It's mutual: Kendra started shrieking for Destiny & hugging her when Holly showed up at the suite. Holly kind of lamely went off to the side and made some "witty" comment that I can't remember.

I'm finally reading the Jillann book and damn! It's as though a thousand brain cells cried out and were suddenly silent.

I remember Bridget had that 'Murder Mystery'-themed birthday party. I don't think we've seen anything for Holly, though.

ETA: I do love the fact that Bridget confirmed that she named Wednesday after Wednesday Addams.

Jill Anns book comes across as honest to me, granted I skimmed thru it.
She was certainly misguided, but at least she calls Hef and the Playboy enterprise for what it is. Plus she says she is giving the procedes to charity.

Much much more then i can say for The Cryptkeeper and his Hoes next door. Also the other bookwriting ex hoe Izabella who wrote "Bunny Smells" or somesuch.

Holly's birthday is Dec. 23rd so I think it falls during regular filming breaks.


I doubt Hef paid a penny for those, I think the Maloof's graciously comped them for another couple of moments on tv. They know how to work their name into any reality tv show.

Maybe she had one or two real friends from San Diego, I'll have to look for the girls without the taut bodies and neck-high breasts. She can't really travel home to hang out with her friends without repercussions, especially during filming, so I'm guessing she made a whole new set of Playboy related buddies.

The way they kept replaying her interview about escaping Playboy responsibilities and the way she was rolling down the bowling alley makes me think it was more of a "duty" than a "desire". Then again I'm a Holly fan.

I agree, I don't think she really knows what she's talking about and just sees it as a lifestyle. Like being so excited to meet an actual former pimp? When her mom talked about Hef saving her life, I imagine a few of those unpleasant experience were guys trying to turn her out when she was a stripper. I think Kendra is just too dumb to see a connection.

And on a related note, I wonder if Bridget was being snarky when she Kendra looked like a pro on the pole.

Definitely! I think they were the same suites we saw in My Fair Brady for the bachelorette party episode.

Bridget's white dress was very pretty. Kendra talked about how nice it was of Bridget to put so much thought into the gifts that she gives, but I guess Kendra's too damn lazy to do the same for others. Kendra is just gross and lazy. If you're going to be a trophy girlfriend and Playboy bunny at least put some effort into looking cute. When she got home from Vegas, she just looked nasty. All the other girls were hungover too, but they looked at least slightly put together. It's not that hard when you're paid a weekly allowance just for that purpose.

Love that when Holly was talking about being able to relax and do as she pleased in Vegas she flashed a boob to show off said "wildness"...uhhhh, Holly hon, since people who have not seen your tits are few and far between, flashing a boob at a pool can't be considered wild. You really want to go out of character? Try a button up blouse that you keep closed all evening.

Again, hate to admit this but, I LOVED the way Bridget wrapped Kendra's gift. I guess if you had all day for weeks on end to do nothing except bathe your puppy and wrap gifts, you'd get pretty good at it, too.

I thought it was hilarious how at dinner Kendra said, "Wow, I get to have my first drink!" Yea, right, Kendra .

Did you all catch Kendra's little speech about how she's worked so hard her whole life so she deserved a big celebration for her 21st??? Bitch, please. WTF have you done to work hard? You didn't work hard on your grades in HS. You aren't working on a college degree. You don't have an actual job. Is your signature pose that difficult? Stripping was such a challenging career? Pretending to fuck an 80 year old....oh, wait that would be really hard. I take everything back, Kendra!

I thought Bridget looked gorgeous this whole episode..minimal makeup, pretty clothes...there was a shot of her walking up a flight of stairs and she was totally beautiful.

I can no longer look at Holly without seeing "opportunist." Damn straight she's worried someone else will snatch him if she's gone for the night. And I would also like to comment on the last couple minutes of last week's ep, when she asked Hef if they could watch Flash Gordon from 1932 or whenever, and he's all aglow that he found a girl who likes the same geezer entertainment that he does. Um, she's faking? ...Oh and apologies for using the word "snatch" so early on a Monday.

I hate Kendra for not looking thoroughly enough for her grill, causing them to stop and one of the butlers to look for it in her room. Stupid bitch.

Bridget did look so pretty, and I love how she takes so much time and care with people gifts. It's so thoughtful. Whereas Kendra just picks out anything, wraps it haphazardly, but most of the time forgets to even buy a present.

Well, we know how Kendra is, if rappers are doing it then she does it.

So, I thought Hugh Heffner didn't date women over 25? Or did he give up that policy? Because there is no way Bridget and Holly are under 30. Bridget looks like she'd fit in better over on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and not as the "24" year old trophy wife. But as one of the 40-something wives. Holly is at least in her early 30's too, going on looks alone. How old do these women claim to be?

Kendra is very cute. I'd be very embarassed if she were my sister or daughter, but she's fun and seems harmless and she is only 21. She has time to get a real life for herself.

I wondered the same thing. I really don't think that was Kendra's first time on a pole, it probably isn't that easy to twirl around on. It was tiresome to hear poor Holly go on about all her responsibilities at the Mansion. Uh, like what? Planning a baby shower? Wow.

I thought it was weird on the baby shower episode that Holly or Bridget (can't recall which) said Jonathon had been on Fear Factor and Amazing Race. Didn't she know her good friend Victoria had been on those shows too?

I cracked up when Hef unwittingly blew out Kendra's birthday candles at the mansion and they all had to make up excuses for him just being senile and generally not paying attention to anything thats going on. I'm really sure people throw so many birthday parties for him that he sees a cake and just assumes it's for him. Funny shit.

ITA that the rooftop pool was fabulous. I love that Kendra is still at the age where 4am equals "still early" while the rest of her party-goers minus Destiny were passed the hell out. Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU KENDRA!

Oh yeah, Holly's a bitch. She doesn't even attempt to sound like she enjoys Kendra's presence any more.

Supposedly, Bridget is 32 or 33, and Holly is 26. Yet considering the amount of tanning those two do, it's sorta tough to judge their actual ages...although Holly doesn't look/act a day younger than 30, so I'm sure not buying her claims of still being 26, especially considering how secretive she's been about her past and family and all. Her face seems slightly imobile for her age as well, so I'm wondering if she's already into Botox.
Bridget's skin looks pretty rough for her early 30's, that's for sure---those bags of hers have been showing up on this season for a while now.
As for Kendra, one can already tell that the gal sure ain't going to age well.

See what excess tanning, partying and sleeping with Prozac-fueled old geezers does for the skin, ladies?

I think Holly could be 26. She dresses older and that platnium blond hair doesn't help... I know 26 year olds that look as old as her if not older. If she pt on a t-shirt and jeans scraped the spakle from her face and had a normal shade blond hair color she would (might)look 26.

Oh dear...what to say about the 21st birthday epi?

The grill has got to go! It looks completely ridiculous!!!
And Holly is DEFINITELY snarking on Kendra behind her back. Did you notice the face she made when they were singing happy birthday? She could have cared less!
And the "Do Not Disturb" necklace that she supposedly designed especially for Kendra's b-day???? That's such a crock! She had probably already designed it for her jewelry line and just brought it out for the first time that day.

Kendra might be dumb, but she looks like she knows how to have a good time - even if it is twirling around a pole at a strip club. Holly rushing home so she could "go to bed with Puffin" is just ridiculous.

Bridget's gift was very thoughtful, and I liked that she took the time to theme the wrapping too. Granted, not many people have the time to glue a hot bunch of cards and $1 bills onto a box but still, it was sweet.

CNBC (cable television channel devoted to business) did a short feature on the opening of the Playboy club at the Palms. They showed the Hefner suite (the one with the rooftop pool that Kendra & co. stayed in) and said that it costs $40,000 per day.

Hefner, naturally, gets it for free.

I agree that Bridget looked lovely in the white dress she wore at the Los Angeles birthday party, and that when she said that Kendra "looked like a pro" on the stripper pole at Scores Las Vegas, Bridget was probably being snarky.

Although I'm tempted to call Holly "the smart one," every time she starts talking about having a baby with Hefner (Dear Holly: Not going to happen. Ever. Signed: everyone watching this show) I start to think that Bridget is the smart one. She's in the mansion, she's getting paid, she's having a good time, and eventually, she's going to move on. The Pretty Pink Princess persona covers up a certain amount of shrewdness.

Hee, so does my two year-old daughter.

I'm getting increasingly annoyed by how mummified Hef looks. You'd think that someone who's that much into youth would spend some bucks on periodic facelifts.

Probably all of his allowance goes to Viagra...

...and baby oil.

I agree on the point that Bridget is the "smart one." She definitely seems to be the one doing the most to plan for her future by getting an education, because she knows she won't be around forever. However...in about 20 years, I can see her pulling an Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite and try to do everything to get back to her "glory days" at the mansion. She did look gorgeous in this episode, definitely. I'd love to see her oust Holly for the top spot. She's my favorite. And Giz and Wednesday are adorable.

Holly just comes across as constantly annoyed and superior. Kendra...oh Kendra. It's all been said already.

The Jill Ann book? Trashily addictive. She doesn't come across well, necessarily, and 80% of the info is useless, but the 20% that isn't was definitely...interesting. Ironically, it made me sort of want to work for Playboy when I graduate...definitely not as a Playmate, or anything, but I'd love to see the inner workings of their legal department. Hmm.

Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Love it!

Maybe I'm stupid but I can't seem to find a link to the download of the Jill Ann book. I swear I've gone through at least 20 pages.

On topic, do these girls get any money, like an allowance? I know they get room and board but do they have spending money or if they leave will they leave with nothing? Who pays for the school?

Here is the link, Psychobunny.

Wasn't it revealed that they each get a $1000 weekly allowance/spending money on top of their room/food and general beauty upkeep?
I'm guessing they get quite a bit of extra money now from various side gigs and this show and all its promotions. That being said, I'm sure some of Hef's ex'es from the original 7 girlfriends posse are pretty upset that they missed the boat by just a few years to have been on the reality show girlfriend gravy train courtesy of E!---so I guess Kendra was damned lucky to get in there when she did.

And I totally agree that Bridgette is the shrewdest bimbo in this bunch. She has plenty of extra side gigs((perfume, costumes, clothing designs)) to keep her busy, two MBA's under her belt, and seems somewhat realistic about things underneath her happy little girlie facade. Although I think her delusions about becoming a Playboy Playmate are about as obtainable as Holly's delusions about having babies with Hef. Come to think of it, maybe Kendra's a lot smarter than we think!

$40,000 per day:

But that's the equivalent to one entire year at a private college! *cries

Or about what Kendra would earn annually from dispensing blow jobs to busloads of NFL/NBA players

Or the amount you would have to pay a psychologist to go into about 1/4 of her problems

Or the amount she would spend on rims for her Escalade

When is eventually because she's been there about 8 years, right? I can't wait for her husband to release a tell-all book with her actual age in it and the fact that her little sister is really her daughter.

Urk! I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
Izzy? That one girl's cat?
What did she get her, windex for those horrid grills on her teeth? Heh.

Eww! I bet that room reeks of yeast and baby oil!

(Wow, I'm really feeling salty today!)

God, now I thought about how salty that room probably is and I feel vaguely nauseous.

Holly, Holly, Holly. You've reached new levels of lameness with that return to Hef bs. What is wrong with that girl? Who wants a baby with an 80 year old man? Does she have no sense of the fact that it's unfair to a child to have a father who will die while the child is young? And I'm open minded. 60 year old father? That doesn't even bother me as much. Is she so absorbed in Hefnerland that she can't see how selfish it all is?

Which is why I find this very suspicious, like it's written for the show...

I really enjoy this show and it's fun to pop in a season one dvd and go about daily household chores. The way they are prosented is almost like Charlies Angels. But I can't help thinking, knowing the "dirty details", how the girls are used as lures to bring in fresh blood. for example, in season one when Kendra took Sara out for the day, put her at ease, then perhaps showed her the ropes upstairs.

I've been saying she's the smart one since I started watching the show. Being as, she somehow manages to remain in the mansion despite being well over the age limit. Her weight is also debatable for Playboy material...though I think she looks fabulous. She's having her cake and eating it too...lots of it...smart girl!

Though I can't rule out Kendra; asking Roberto Cavalli if he's ever eaten at The Olive Garden was downright brilliant. I chuckle everytime I watch that scene.

Dont forget she is also getting her (2nd or 3rd) masters. She is working it!

ITA; I'm haunted by the scenarios in Jillann's book. Now I'm going to watch if the gfs always go up the left side of the staircase, and whether it's obvious that Hef has a hearing problem on the right side, and whether he has trouble standing up from a sitting position. Oh, but don't help him get up! He gets mad if any of the girls see him as frail and weak.

I need to go back and reread everyone's comments about the book, too. It has the same style as "You'll Never Make Love in this Town Again," (by a bunch of protitutes) which makes me believe it, for the most part. Just because Jillann lacks the vocabulary to write stuff like, say, "Holly is the doyenne of the dildoes," isn't a reason to discount it entirely. Besides, I'm impressed at her early work ethic & success in non-porn fields.

I think the reason we don't hear more about the details is because all the ex-gfs somehow want to be invited back for parties, pictorials, whatever. So they STFU. No matter what Hef does, they would like to come back and live the life/ get the attention. Hef sure does trade on that dream so many girls have of being a Playmate, doesn't he? For far less than he'd have to spend on hookers, he gets a revolving lineup of eager women. I only hope that the geisha towels and baby oil that Holly wipes him with between bareback encounters are infused with bleach.

Oh, is that what they call it these days?

Gharlane said:

Izabella St. James, who wrote Bunny Tales. She was part of the "Party Posse" before Hefner narrowed down his Girlfriend Group from seven (or eight?) to three.

She should try to remember that you could have 90 masters degrees (and IIRC I don't think either of Bridget's are MBA's)...but without any practical experience working (and I don't consider waving your snatch in front of Hef to be practical work experience) she is SOL.

She's also been working as a correspondent for Extra or Access Hollywood..one of those entertainment shows I rarely watch.

According to pagesix.com today Hef said that he is tired of sex and now spends his time playing dominos with his girlfriends. HA! Holly will never get pregnant from dominos!

to tired for sex

I wonder if that's spin in response to the grossness of the tell-alls. Just on this thread various people have expressed growing fond of the girls, either all three or one or two, but then having that fondness erased by the thought of them actually having sex with a baby-oil covered Hef.

It might be for show, but I would believe it. Baby Puffin is definately showing his age. To me, he's aged visibly from the last season to this one. Holly better find a baby daddy somewhere else, because it ain't going to be Hef.

I thought it was telling that Kendra cared a lot more about her appearance away from her supposed boyfriend than she ever does at the mansion, even at the big parties.

I seriously doubt it's even spin.....the guy's 80!! He's probably run out of ways to be stimulated after 60+ years of finding exciting ways to "do it". Yuck.

From the Surreal Life thread:


I wonder if she would dish any dirt. Maybe she'll get drunk and let some interesting things slip. Funny how she's going on reality tv now after the success Holly and Bridgette are enjoying. I bet now she wishes she was still a girlfriend.