I think you're thinking of Chubby Checker "Peppermint Twist", or Fats Domino. Chuck Berry has always been tall, thin, and very animated.

Was it here that someone mentioned Kendra's semi-literate rant on her web site on getting herself educated?

I agree! I burst out laughing when he did that move with his hands. My father dances the same way. It's hilarious!

One of the bimbos, Kendra I think, said something I thought was incisive. (Strike me now!) When they were touring Venice, she said "this beats the bleep-ing Venitian!"

Amen! She is not nearly as hot as she thinks she is, and whoever did those implants should be sued for malpractice. They don't even look like breasts anymore!



BWAHHHHHHH!!! It was funny in the FoL thread, and it's funny here. Bakery in Hell! Priceless.

If they had moves in the 60s/70s they probably would still have them here. Watching older men (30s on up. Hey I was only 10 then and 30s was ANCIENT) in the 60s dance or show how "groovy" they were was just painful. The women could move, but the men were really sticks. I think Hef falls into this category. He didn't move then and still can't.

If Jill Ann's book is to be believed, he doesn't move in the bedroom either.

Here's a little something for those of you who like to read blogs. I guess Kendra is not as dumb as we thought...she can actually form letters together to make sentences...Imagine that!!


If you've ever seen The Girls Next Door you know Kendra Wilkinson might be legally retarded. But just in case you had your doubts, she posted an unintelligible rant on her website saying:This


Scroll up to see what she writes

[sarcasm] Wow...how sexy...a lover who can't be bothered to move or to touch you back....what a generous lover....and how wonderful it must be to have sex in the exact same position each and every time...wow...[/sarcasm] I'd bet money that Hef couldn't find a clitoris with a magnifying glass and a copy of Gray's Anatomy. He can't even look in his magazine to see where one might be since they are all airbrushed out.

When the gladiator picked up Holly and she was quick to cover herself up, I think she was terrified Hef might see she has a vagina. The way he insists on airbrushing them out of the magazine I bet there is a special clause in Holly's contract that says the contract is null and void if Hef ever catches a glimpse of the goods. In his fantasy world, girls dont have those nasty bits.

Im tired of these staged situations. I want to see more about their day to day lives. There is no way I believe Hef takes the girls anywhere. I want to see what Holly does all day. I bet Bridget plays Barbies.

ok, I caught the latest episode on repeat last night, and yeah, Bridget dressing up like the damn St. Paulis girl....wow *shakes head*

I, too, fell victim to the Jill Ann "free ebook". While I cannot comment on the truth of the subject matter, from having no personal experience or reliable confirmation, the book made me want to put a needle in my eyes due to the pictures. It's obvious from the first picture that Playboy would NOT publish her picture no matter how many events she attended. Jeez, I don't think "Good Housekeeping" would publish her picture--they would just profile her hands holding a lasagna or something. Now, I am not claiming to be "all that and a bag of chips", but I don't constantly state that other people tell me that I am hot, and that I should offer my hoo-ha (in medical terms, pudendum, labia, and vaginal opening) up for public inspection.

I'm all for women having strong self images and stating their beauty, but when one constantly uses a multitude of testimonials from various sleazoid photogs, agents, publishers, random party-goers, etc. to try to convince readers that you are "worthy" of a designation--I just get creeped out. There was so much desperation in that book on the part of the writer.

I gave into the temptation and looked through Jill Ann's book....good gawd...why did they bother to give that Fug a test shoot for Playboy? That is one unfortunate face. She wasn't even a cute kid.

It is funny because in the pics in Jill's "book," Holly looks awful. I can't quite tell what she has had done since (besides darken her hair a bit) but she looks much better.

Oh Kendra how you make me laugh.

"I don't care if I ever see another binet"

Explaining what her and The Queen have in common.

"We're both English"


Also, Kendra says that they should have siesta in the afternoon. Cut to a shot of Holly getting a massage, insert snoring sounds. The editing is priceless.

I love how they always dub growling sounds when Gizzie is on the screen, whether he's actually growling or not. It goes with his perpetually sour expression. Free Gizzie!

I know! Gizzy is the real star of the show!!

I can't imagine unless it was her body, which to me is okay at best because of that awful boob job. Jill Ann, plastic surgery should make you look better, which in your case if it did I feel really bad for you. Seriously, she's just fug.

One of the interesting things in the book is that Jill Ann makes mention that Hef was picking ugly girls to be his girlfreinds so that they won't have a chance to make playmate - or whatever it is they want...I don't know how that would make <i>me</i> feel.

That said, I thought she'd look more attractive without the balloon boobies.

Poor Holly - no matter how bitchy she is, she's allowed herself to be a doormat for the man she loves.

That explains why she got invited up to the bedroom then.

Guilty here of reading Jill Ann Spaulding's e-book. Before reading her book I just watched the show rather naively and didn't think anything of the girlfriends or what went on. I thought NOTHING went on other than with Holly. Wow, what a wakeup call. What a sick old man and what desperate women to put up with such behavior for a free ride. Here's some advice: Get yourself a degree and get a JOB! Bridget, since you already have 10 degrees, I don't know what the hold up is!

I just finished Jill Ann's e-book. I'm so amazed about the huge amounts of groveling and ass-kissing involved just to get invited to one of those parties at the mansion. If they are really that tame and boring, and the celebs are so bitchy, then why keep on insisting? It just blows my mind...

I'm not at all surprised to hear about what goes on "upstairs". I figured, if he's paying for them, he might as well get something in return. I just don't believe it's as much, as good or as often as they want us to think. I am however very surprised by Holly's looks in all of those pictures by Jill Ann. The girl was homely at best.

I find her claims to "be the one who really loves Hef" very hard to believe. Love (at least romantic love) is not inclusive. Either she's just saying it, in the hopes that Hef will buy it, or she has some serious psychological problems. Or both.

Ok, I finally caught the girls in Venice and Germany. I still like Bridget. I just can't help myself. Bridget is a girl I'd be friends with. Maybe she's from Lodi and I'm from around there too. I don't know. I get her stupid girl act. I totally do. And that comment about "I fit in with the locals in Germany, wearing my beer girl outfit...or maybe not."

Hil-freaking-larious.

Kendra is just too much. I don't know if she did too many drugs in high school or what? I've known lots of girls like her. She just doesn't get it. I really hope she latches on to some rich guy who will marry her without a pre-nup. That is her only hope, seriously.

The one thing I think would be nice is when Kendra and Bridget stayed out late that night - they totally have all these bodyguards around to keep the loser flies off. That would be AWESOME. Seriously.

Okay, maybe I'm going soft in the head, but I thought Kendra's "unintelligible rant" was fairly clear. I mean, her writing and punctuation is terrible, and she seems totally unacquainted with commas. But I've seen worse writing in posts on this site.

She's clearly not an educated or very bright woman. But she does seem to be at least smart enough to be aware of the reality of her circumstances. If she's saving money for the time when this is over, and going to school to learn how to do something other than shaking her ass, she's not as stupid as she looks. As I suspected, she's just riding this out while it lasts, and getting what she can out of it. In that respect, she's surprisingly smarter than Holly, who really seems to be delusional.

Kendra is borderline retarded, IMHO. [sarcasm]She does have a brilliant plan for the future: giving "massages" while wearing her savings (gold fronts). And since she is completely dependent on her looks for obtaining food and shelter, she made the brilliant decision to smoke -- which everyone knows keeps your skin young and fresh and unwrinkled.[/sarcasm]

Kendra smokes? I knew she loved her stogies, but I didn't think she really smoked. The girls made a big deal in their commentary on the DVD about how smoking is so gross. So does she smoke more than the occasional cigar at a party for photo ops? That would explain the early crow's feet.

I didn't know she smoked either. I don't remember ever seeing her smoke on the show.

Does she Smoke with a capital S or just smoke. I can see her rolling up a fat one, although I can also see her doing the whole "smoking keeps you thin" thing. Her eating habits are pretty atrocious although, bless her, she seems to be able to manage that.

I just assumed the crow's feet were from the 4 hours a day she spends in a tanning bed but yeah, smoking probably doesn't help either.

Ok, this is a little OT, but has anyone read Jennifer Saginor's book?

And I read in either Jill Ann's book or Izabella's (I cant remember) book, when they go upstairs to have *shudders* sex, they roll joints and smoke those.

Awwww shucks....maybe I'm being naive here, but just the thought of the girlishly, pretty princess/innocent-acting Bridgette slurping on Hef's shriveled unit just before puffing on a big ol' joint is somewhat disappointing. Wonder if she wears her costumes during sex too?

I just saw Bridget in her St. Pauli girl/beer garden outfit. Wow.

Back fat alert! Not that I don't have any, but I don't walk around in belly shirts, either.

I just returned it to the library, I read the beginning, the end and skipped all the important stuff in the middle. She ends the book by saying Hef is the only one who never wronged her in her childhood so I'm thinking I didn't miss much mansion drama in the middle.

I would hope she takes a hit off the joint before she takes a hit off of Hef.

By far, the greatest line from tonight's episode was Kendra asking during the baby shower:

"So, what kind of games do we play? Drinking games?"

Listening to Holly delusionally prattle on about having Hef's baby came in a close second. And the game of Gizzie Pinata. And Bridget showing off her trailer park parenting skills when punishing Winnie...Alright, tonight's episode just rocked.

OMG, why the heck would you ask the father-to-be to help you plan a shower if you are "such good friends" with the preg-er? My husband and I have been together 6 years, and he is perplexed during my PMS-- much less knowing what kind of party I like in preg. hormonal states. (i.e., preg. avocado lover-"avocados make me SOOOO gassy right now--didn't you hear me last night when I told you?-yeah, you DON'T LISTEN-you don't care-you suck"). They should have done research with the former "PMs" that have delivered babies.
I also can't believe Bridget brought over someone to do dental care on her pet without anesthesia. For real, if you MUST do dental care on a pet-let a licensed vet give them sedation; otherwise it is very traumatic to them. To avoid this, take 5 minutes out of your day to rub a cloth over their teeth gently.
P.S. Doesn't Victoria's husband seem unique versus the usual male? Was the last comment from Bridget meant to say "I will be here forever, Holly; I will NEVER leave--Bwah-ha-ha-ha?"

I do not advocate dental work on pets unless dental disease is present, because pets must go under general anesthesia to clean teeth. FIGHT THE POWER- clean their teeth everyday.
People though, should clean their teeth anytime they get a chance

I loved how they kept referring to the pregnant one as "our really good friend Victoria (or whatever her name was, I can't be bothered to remember)" as if they said it enough, they may actually believe it. Victoria and her husband are realitywhores - The Amazing Race (I really don't watch it, but wasn't he really hated for the way he treated her), I think they were on the Battle of Reality Stars and she was on the first episode of Work Out. How much longer until the Surreal Life calls?

Holly, I know you see the clue that is telling you that babies with Hef ain't gonna happen! Ignoring the clue, won't make it go away.......

That douche Jonathan had a lot of work done to his face.

Hef is so out of touch. The women at the party don't want to hear about your chair.

Kendra is so tired of the "politics" involved with living in the Mansion. Parties, buying gifts, etc. She hates it.

Do the girls still have a curfew since they're "famous" and are bringing cash back to failing Playboy?

The kitchen looks so nasty. They can't spring for new cabinets. When Hef dies and the place is sold, the buyer has so much renovation to do.

I peeped that too!!!

"Sir, now you are pretending to be your own father." How I love Bryant! The stories he could tell. I think he's getting hotter week by week too.

I laughed at the beginning with Kendra and the other butler guy being scared of the bug. That's exactly how I act when there's a bug in the house.

I can't believe Holly's boobs/nipples stayed put in that dress during the entire baby shower. That was nothing short of a gravitational miracle.

She uses Hollywood Fashion Tape.

I get my mail on Saturday and open my flyer from Party City, (I figure Halloween costumes are their big moneymaker for the year), and who do I see modeling? Bridget and Kendra!
Yes, Playboy has a line of Halloween costumes out. Don't even get me started on when was it decided that all women must look like hookers on Halloween with Party City's "Hot Costumes" selection.

So Bridget had on a schoolgirl get-up- pink plaid miniskirt and tie, white thigh-highs with pink bows at the top,white lowcut shirt with the bunny on the pocket.
Kendra had on what I first thought was jail stripes, but then realized to be a referee outfit. Lowcut black and white striped top with laces up the side, striped thigh highs, black miniskirt. I think there was a bunny on her top too.

I thought this was particularly funny since Kendra tries to act all hard and tough, but a wasp shows up and she flips out.

It was creepy to hear Holly acknowledge that people think it's weird that she wants to have a baby with a boyfriend who is 80 and has two other girlfriends *cough*and is married*cough*. If she really does want a baby I just pity her now.

I could have sworn I saw a bit of nip on the right foob peeking out of the top of her dress when she was microwaving the candy bars.

Holly knows how to dress. I loved the white dress she had on at the baby shower. Both Holly and Kendra want babies? It doesn't look as though Hef wants more kids.

So that was them for real? I kept thinking he looked like Jonathan from Amazing Race but then didn't think much of it.

Note to Holly: Hef does not want to have a baby with you. And for good reason. He would, at best, be alive only until the kid reaches 10 (if he's lucky). Stop acting like Hef will live forever. He is mortal. Also, the dirty diaper game is all kind of gross.

Note to Bridget: when you keep your dog confined to the walls of your ultra-pink, often themed room, don't be surprised when they try to make a break for it when you take them out.

Note to Kendra: Rock on sister...she's the only one in my opinion who seems to take the experience for what it is and does not have delusions of longevity.

Baby diapers? Or Hef's diapers?

During the baby shower, I was struck by how Stepford Wife most of the women looked with the exception of Kendra. And Victoria looked fairly normal too.

The hell with the girlfriends telling their stories - I wanna hear the dirt from the butlers, etc!

I bet Hef's secretary has some stories to tell. She should write a book. After all, isn't it time for her to get to retire? Every time I see that lady I want to go lie down.

Busy Bea I meant the baby diaper game at the shower. I am a very aesthetic eater. That game would have turned into "sympathetic morning sickness" real quick for me.

Edited because, unlike Kendra, I can edit.

I assumed that Jonathan guy was so involved with the baby shower because he is an abusive control freak. I saw clips of him from TAR screaming and ranting at Victoria. I would only be surprised if it turns out that he doesn't hit her. Instead of a stuffed bunny, they should have slipped Victoria the phone number for a women's shelter.

Also, RE Kendra smoking. In the first season, there was a quick glimpse of Kendra smoking while she drove an aspiring Bunny between the mansion and a batting cage. Maybe she quit since then? I don't know, smoking is something that it seems most shows try not to show. I assume she still smokes, since that could be one way she maintains her tiny figure.

I loved the white dress too! And I also loved that pink ruffley dress she wore to the doggie b'day party.

I think Holly is completely delusional. It's kind of sad that she can't see what is obvious to all of us - HEF DOESN'T WANT TO HAVE A BABY WITH YOU!!!!

That suprized me abut Gizzy too! When I took my persian into the vet and the suggested a teeth cleaning they warned me of the risks to cats over eight. It is very dangerous for cats that age and over to be put under. I think Bridget has the best intentions but little common sense.