jackiecarr
Sep 22, 2006 @ 4:19 pm
No he was on Chapelle's Show. He also did the voice of Ed Wuncler III on The Boondocks. The guy who did Salem's voice is a good idea too.
lvmom
Sep 22, 2006 @ 9:56 pm
Wasn't it Penn or Teller who did the voice of the cat on Sabrina? Too bad they left the cat at home-Gizzy could have wowed the Queen. Oh,I forgot-she and Kendra have the same kind of dog. So she and Kendra have something to chat about and all that. When the Queen makes Hef an Honorary Knight or something.
itsonlyatvshow
Sep 23, 2006 @ 11:32 am
Like most of you, I was horrified and stunned by Kendra's inability to comprehend why the Queen wouldn't want to meet them.
Obviously, Prince Andrew (Randy Andy) didn't know they were in town.
cotterpin
Sep 23, 2006 @ 11:44 am
ONTD has the images up of the girls modelling the Playboy costumes, no nudity but trashy none the less, so may be NSFW
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/8849444.htmlKendra is tragic looking considering she is so young. She looks so much older than she really is.
Selma04
Sep 23, 2006 @ 12:16 pm
I don't get the impression that Bridget is shrewd or intelligent AT ALL. Hell, she really thought the gargoyles on The View would kiss her ass instead of ripping her a new one!
I loved how she thought she and Barbara Walters would bond over their shared interest in journalism. Plus Bridgette is continually stunned and repulsed that people ask questions about whether or not Hef is doing it with all of them. She totally doesn't get that the only interesting about her is that she's one of Hef's three girlfriends. I think she's only slightly less stupid than Kendra.
Watching these idiots moron their way around Europe makes me weep the reputation of Americans abroad. And next week they're on to Venice. Sob!!
On the plus side, they're only doing lame tourist stuff that the locals probably stay far away from. That English tour guide is going to have some great stories to tell at the next tour guide Christmas Party.
I'm so happy I'm not the only one who luuuurves Gizzy. So. Much. Contempt.
lola212005
Sep 23, 2006 @ 5:34 pm
Watching these idiots moron their way around Europe makes me weep the reputation of Americans abroad. And next week they're on to Venice. Sob!!
Ok, it's been awhile since i've commented. I'm usually a fan of this show, but since watching the Europe episode I was repulsed by Kendra. Didn't she learn
anything in high school?! I cannot believe she is really that dumb when it comes to European culture and history. About Holly...do not get me started on this ho. She is really not as cultured as she believes she is. She can't even pronounce the river Seine correctly.I bet she can't even find France on a map. I've been to several European countries and I just find their behaviour embarrassing as an American. I can't even believe they wore their slutty outfits there either...but then again, this is Playboy. No wonder why so many people find Americans to be obnoxious, it's because of imbeciles like Kendra, Bridget and Holly.
Raksha
Sep 23, 2006 @ 9:48 pm
Watching these idiots moron their way around Europe makes me weep the reputation of Americans abroad. And next week they're on to Venice. Sob!!
Hee! On this show, "moron" is
totally a verb! I'm going to start using that!
paradig_m
Sep 23, 2006 @ 10:05 pm
She can't even pronounce the river Seine correctly.
To be fair, she was using one of a few correct anglicized pronunciations. She cannot speak French, and that's more than OK, but it's hilarious to think she thought people would be impressed by her skills.
JessieQ
Sep 24, 2006 @ 9:59 am
A gal over 30 who still enjoys dressing herself and her pets up in costumes just has to have a few marbles missing...
Hey, it's not like I
want to do it - my cat just enjoys it so much.
lambie
Sep 24, 2006 @ 9:52 pm
Wow, Kendra can't even pretend to be interested in doing group things anymore! It must kill Holly that she puts a LOT of time and effort into her appearance even when hoofing it through the streets of Venice while Kendra shows up in no makeup, jeans and sneakers, hair in a ponytail and it's obvious Hef favors her. Did anyone catch the death rays Holly was giving Kendra when Hef kissed her after her attempt to be a gondelier? And the look on Kendra's face when he moved in for the kiss was priceless!
And again my reality worlds have collided -- I think PR used the same stock footage and/or boat for their Paris adventure as the GND did. And I loved the shots of fried chicken on the Seine river cruise. It's been a couple of years since my last trip to Paris but I don't recall fried chicken being typical of French cuisine.
MrPissyPuppy
Sep 24, 2006 @ 10:58 pm
The stupid and shallow is beginning to burn. Much like the GND's crotches must. Tell me the season finale is coming soon. Please?
westwinger247
Sep 24, 2006 @ 11:08 pm
Wow, Kendra can't even pretend to be interested in doing group things anymore!
Kendra: When I went over there, I didn't know shit. Now I know shit!
Me: Kendra, you still don't know shit. [mutes tv]
rawhide
Sep 25, 2006 @ 8:52 am
Can I please never see Hef "dance" again? Yikes. And take that stupid fedora off.
I'm not understanding why they crammed six European countries into two half hour episodes. We all know they are dying for story ideas (see: hometown visits.)
jackiecarr
Sep 25, 2006 @ 9:55 am
Kendra actually looked quite classy in Germany in the pants outfit with her hair up. WTF happened? Of course the pants were skin-tight, but they weren't her usual skank-wear. Wonders never cease... And I loved Holly's shoes in the Rome segment. Bridget brought her beer girl costume with her I assume? No wonder they had so much luggage.
EarthMomma
Sep 25, 2006 @ 9:55 am
I'm not understanding why they crammed six European countries into two half hour episodes.
The trip was crammed into two weeks. You cannot do Europe in two weeks. Everytime those girls unpack the baby oil, it's time to pack it pack up. I'm sure they did press in each city too, so it wasn't much of a vacation. For a sugar daddy, Hef sucks.
libranikki
Sep 25, 2006 @ 10:16 am
I was really hoping to see an actual Holly falling-flat-on-her-face-moment when she was getting off and on the water taxi's. Damn.
MaryWebGirl
Sep 25, 2006 @ 10:38 am
Maybe if she didn't wear sky-high heels everywhere she's be more stable. I wonder what their feet looked like after walking on cobble stone streets for two weeks in heels? Only European women who have been doing that since the age of 13 can get away with that shit.
Sangelus
Sep 25, 2006 @ 10:37 am
I was surprised that "Waldo" was following Hef and the girls around everywhere trying to take pictures of them. Don't we see enough of them on this show? Is anyone really interested in sightseeing pictures of them?
Pity Free
Sep 25, 2006 @ 10:34 am
Jimmeny Christmas...Can't Bridgette restrain herself from costume wearing for five fucking minutes? She's getting a little thick to be wearing belly baring clothing, too -- did you see her little rolls when she sat down in the German restaurant? HA HA HA!!! (Now I'll be the first to admit that I'd like to have rolls as small as Bridgette - but then again I do not prance around in stomach revealing clothing she does.)
And why did Holly bother trying to hide her undies from the crowd when the Gladiator picked her up? She's been in at least two nude spreads already - we've already seen everything, Holly. Yawn.
And when Kendra kept saying how men who were cat calling to them were whistling at "two hot chicks" I yelled at the TV, "No Kendra, they probably thought you were street walkers and wanted to know your hourly rate."
plain
Sep 25, 2006 @ 5:28 pm
Yeah, they act like it was a big deal to have homeless-looking dudes make the same (soundtrack looped(?)) hoot at them several times. They don't get enough of that in LA?
I agree with the disbelief at this "10 cities in 10 days" shit... plus from the very brief montage that they showed of the Barbie Benton Euro trip, Hef did the exact same touristy stuff, but that's just part of Hef's OCD for the routine, really.
Did I miss the part where the mansion staff were springing into action to refurb the dog-pee house this time? Or was that all just faked for their shorter NYC-Chicago trip last season? I hope the staff got a nice 2 week vacation, at least.
Also, sort of OT, can any of the insider people (eta, edited out mean snark here) tell me what brands of jeans Kendra is wearing? I tried on some "7 for all Humanity" ones over the weekend, and I think I want to get something other than my shapeless old-fashioned non-stretchy jeans. I don't want to show my crack when I sit down, though.
eta: this just shows the depths of my ignorance when it comes to jeans: I tried some "7 for All Mankind," not "Citizens of Humanity" jeans. Harumph, complicated jeans brandnames.
joltinjo
Sep 25, 2006 @ 7:55 pm
I know this is quibbling, but does anyone else find it humorous that HEf doesn't seem to get that Holly's nickname for him is Baby Puffin, not Muffin? It's the second episode where he got them mixed up. The first time I noticed was when the girls went to Vegas, and Holly was talking on the phone with Hef. Holly said she just wanted a Puffin hug, and he responded that when she got home she'd get a Muffin hug. Just makes me laugh.
And I can see why he gets a kick out of Kendra. Even though she's silly, she seems to sincerely enjoy engaging with other people and the places where she is, and not just sort of sitting there as a photo op.
JessieQ
Sep 25, 2006 @ 9:31 pm
and he responded that when she got home she'd get a Muffin hug.
I think that was intentional. And kinda funny (in a 7th grade way)!
plain
Sep 25, 2006 @ 11:29 pm
And I can see why he gets a kick out of Kendra.
I think he's really entertained by her antics.. she's like an excitable puppy. Holly does seem to be getting the cat butt face more often this season the more she notices Hef's attraction, too... plus there's an undercurrent of snark between them in the interviews. Holly makes little disparaging remarks about how Kendra is late again & how she isn't really from the ghetto, etc. and Kendra giggles about how Holly nearly lost it getting in and out of the boats in Venice.
DesiLu
Sep 26, 2006 @ 12:17 am
When Kendra said "It was so funny.....no wait, it wasn't funny" about Holly almost falling, you could tell that she really thought it was hilarious. I did too.
cedar7
Sep 26, 2006 @ 1:07 am
I think Holly felt sick in the beer hall after seeing Bridget prance around in her costume. And when Keith and Hef left to go back to the hotel, the look of happiness and relief on Kendra's face spoke volumes.
Do we really need to see Holly's silicone squashed up against the massage table?
Gharlane
Sep 26, 2006 @ 7:57 am
Wasn't it Penn or Teller who did the voice of the cat on Sabrina?
No, it's Nick BahTay (sp). He used to be the side-kick on a late night talk show, possibly Conan's, and does the occassion commentary on ESPN.
And I loved the shots of fried chicken on the Seine river cruise. It's been a couple of years since my last trip to Paris but I don't recall fried chicken being typical of French cuisine.
I am guessing Hef requested that, if I recall the ep with him visiting one of the girl's family correctly.
and he responded that when she got home she'd get a Muffin hug.
I hope she figured out how to use that bidet properly first!
lambie
Sep 26, 2006 @ 8:39 am
I am guessing Hef requested that, if I recall the ep with him visiting one of the girl's family correctly.
What a wacky, wacky dude.
I forgot to add Kendra's comment on the fried chicken luncheon: "This is the healthiest thing I've eaten since I got here."
HAHAHHA!
esperanza
Sep 26, 2006 @ 10:45 am
According to Izabella's book Holly's nickname for Hef is Puffin and his nickname for her is Muffin. It's amazing how she manages to force the Puffin nickname into practically every scene in every show just to emphasize how she's the only "girl" who gets to have a nickname for him.
Firestorm
Sep 26, 2006 @ 10:58 am
I missed the episode this Sunday and for some reason, it didn't record. :(
Does anyone know any site that has videos of the episodes?
Mya
Sep 26, 2006 @ 11:06 am
I missed the episode this Sunday and for some reason, it didn't record. :(
Does anyone know any site that has videos of the episodes?
Sunday's episode will re-air this evening at 10pm. Sunday's episodes are shown again on Tuesday's at 10pm.
Firestorm
Sep 26, 2006 @ 11:09 am
Thank you, Mya! :)
circe221
Sep 26, 2006 @ 6:28 pm
Can I please never see Hef "dance" again?
WORD!!! What is with his dancing??? It's so strange! He flails his arms out like hinges from his waist and has a weird expression on his face. Maybe it was hip in the 60's/70's but now it just looks ridiculous!
mina8284
Sep 26, 2006 @ 7:01 pm
Lol! Hef's dancing is so weird, like he cant move his arms correctly. I think he really enjoys Kendra you could see it in the way he looked at her this last eps. Kendra dosnt even realize she affects him that way, but you can see he enjoys her. Holly practically falls to pieces whenever Hef pays more attention to Kendra. I also have a feeling any time Holly stayed at the Hotel with Hef she did it so she could spend some "alone" time with him. She is so weird. Bridgets costume in Germany was so funny, she really has to get her shit togetheir and stop acting like she's 10 years old. Again she is showing her age (lines around her eyes etc). I agree with everyone else what did they have like 12 hours in each city? Unpack the oil and pack it back up!!! Lets go girls.....time for more fried chicken on the Sienne.
circe221
Sep 26, 2006 @ 8:21 pm
Hmmmm...how many premature exits has Holly made from group events? I remember her leaving Fight Night early because she didn't feel good, then she left early from the Vegas NBA-themed suite party, and she left this early too.
ITA that she wants some "alone" time. Too bad Kendra and Bridget are getting the better end of that deal!!!
joltinjo
Sep 26, 2006 @ 8:26 pm
According to Izabella's book Holly's nickname for Hef is Puffin and his nickname for her is Muffin.
Oh! My bad. So he's not as senile as I thought. Still, the Puffin baby talk is so unsexy, I'm surprised he doesn't find it patronizing. I can't imagine someone calling Sean Connery "Baby Puffinnnnn" in that baby talk voice.
mimi29
Sep 26, 2006 @ 11:37 pm
I started watching GND last season and fell in love with Kendra & Bridget. I have only caught a few of the episodes this season. But I can say that it seems Holly is ready to get rid of Kendra and Bridget. Why is it that when they are all out having fun Holly always gets sick or tired and has to go back to the room?? I think that Kendra is Hefs favorite and I think Holly knows it. And Kendra tries her damdest to stay away from Hef. I think Bridget and Kendra are there having fun and taking it for what it is, and Holly is trying to hard.
medgrrlac
Sep 27, 2006 @ 12:39 am
Sorry to bring back London, but about Holly narrating the London Dungeon in her British-esque accent--about the page 3 girl that perished in a horrible TORTURE ACCIDENT. Accidental torture, huh? I know it's just semantics, but was LMAO.
This show has become my closeted addiction. I love to watch it for so many reasons--mostly to make up for the lack of humor and lightheartedness in my life now that I have started med school. So funny, the Monday after the London/Paris ep., I had an exam first thing in the AM, and was softly humming "You Turn Me On" while reciting the cranial nerves of the head*.
But, really, what is up with the captain's hat and jeans--they just don't look right...
*I truly apologize for my dorkiness and/or lack of "a life".
Sorry, one more...
Can we start a petition to ask Hef to move his arms at the SHOULDERS, not only elbows, when he dances? He ain't gotta be poppin' and lockin', but jeez, did he learn to dance in a phone booth?
Bless his heart...
MrPissyPuppy
Sep 27, 2006 @ 12:36 am
Hef's 80. His joints are probably doing the best they can. He could take more glucosamine and less viagra and it might help with THAT particular stiffness though.
Tinanu
Sep 27, 2006 @ 12:48 am
does anyone know the ratings this show pulls in? It can't be much. These girls are a waste of space!
medgrrlac
Sep 27, 2006 @ 1:06 am
The glucosamine may help with his knee and shoulder joints(but if we believe what we read, he's usually on his back, right?), but the E! THS had footage of 60s and early 70s era hef, dancing the same way. Maybe that was THE cool thing for the swinger crew back in the day. I wish I could now observe the over-70 age group while free-dancing, but can't other than at weddings--my parents don't usually hang out socially, much less dance, with people half (or a fourth) their ages... hmmph, old-ass loser parents :)
P.S. So glad the GND got out to see Europe, but please don't SCREEEECH overseas--(we should show we're civil people even though our govn't doesn't represent us as such).
THEEEEREE'S WAAAALDDOOOO!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeE!!!!!!!
(as the canals echo and venetians collectively stick objects through their eardrums--on purpose)
Vintage2
Sep 27, 2006 @ 5:32 am
I can't help it, but I love this show!! I know it's silly and contrived, but I watch it a lot. One thing I really don't understand is why people refer to Bridget as being old!!! Comments like, "She's starting to show her age" and "You can see the lines around her eyes" make me nutters. She's 50+ years younger than her boyfriend, and she's old?! Sigh.
murphsully
Sep 27, 2006 @ 7:11 am
Actually, she's only about 45 years younger than her boyfriend! ;-)
No, Bridget isn't old in the grand scheme of things (I hope not as I'm 2 or 3 years older than she is!) - but for the Playboy world she's living in, she is on the elderly side. She is a bit too old to be running around dressing up in costumes (and dressing up her poor pets!), having doggie birthday parties, and being Hef's plaything. The older she gets, the more immature she gets. Immaturity doesn't make you look young Bridget, only desperate. I think she's a very pretty woman and should embrace her age and grow older gracefully!
mayagirl
Sep 27, 2006 @ 9:05 am
Bridgets beer girl costume in Germany was not flattering on her at all. When I saw her in it I thought she gained weight but then in the next scene she was in jeans and looked like her normal self. Maybe she has to find and adult costume store and stop shopping in the kiddie section so her outfits fit her correctly.
Also I laughed at the scene when the girls were in the limo thanking Hef for the trip and Holly and Bridget were hugging hef and there was no where for Kendra so she said I will hug your leg and the look on Hefs face was priceless. He looked like his dreams of Kendra touching his pee-pee had finally come true. (I believe Holly and Bridget have sez with him but I for some reason dont feel like Kendra does or at least she doesn't "give it her all")
cuca10
Sep 27, 2006 @ 9:30 am
I have read every single post in this forum since the very start, yes, all 130 pages of it (what can I say, I've been sick and TV has been boring...) I have enjoyed your comments SO much more than the actual show. I mean, sleepovers? Pet parties? Is this what passes for wild and glamourous life at PB? I had a much better social life in junior high, at least my curfew was at 10:00 pm!
One more thing: that whirlwind tour of Europe is SO kitsch. I can almost hear their comments "I love Venice and all those gonorrheas". They barely had time to get over jetlag before they had to get back.
As for Hugh's dance moves: my grandfather used to do something very similar when he was goofing, just to make us laugh. But he and my grandmother could waltz all around the ballroom like pros, they were a joy to watch, even in their mid 80s. So, it's not a matter of being old, it's more of being out of place, trying to do something that's not in you. The same way Bridget look ridiculous in her little customs and pony tails at 30-something, Hugh makes an ass of himself by trying to be hip and cool at 80. Everything in it's decade, that's all I'm saying.
I still have a few more days of bedrest, so by all means, keep the snark coming!
Sangelus
Sep 27, 2006 @ 10:04 am
I heard an ad on the radio the other day saying that Bridget is going to be in the SF bay area on Friday promoting her costume line for Halloween. I'm almost tempted to go to the party, just to see if she looks that old in real life. I wonder if she will be selling the beer maid costume. And I wonder if how she managed to avoid sticking to Hef's curfew.
Busy Bea
Sep 27, 2006 @ 10:23 am
Can we start a petition to ask Hef to move his arms at the SHOULDERS, not only elbows, when he dances? He ain't gotta be poppin' and lockin', but jeez, did he learn to dance in a phone booth?
Bless his heart...
I thought Hef dancing was adorable! I love to watch old people dance! At weddings the best part is seeing the grandparents and old aunts and uncles shake their "groove thangs" on the dance floor. Too cute.
Bridget dressing up in costume in Germany was the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Her little costume obsession is now just plain annoying.
I'm going for sushi tonite, shall I dress in full kimono? Or maybe I'll have mexican food for dinner, then I can wear my sombrero and sarape! Ole!
Pity Free
Sep 27, 2006 @ 11:12 am
I'm going for sushi tonite, shall I dress in full kimono? Or maybe I'll have mexican food for dinner, then I can wear my sombrero and sarape! Ole!
Yes. If you follow Birdgette's rules for costume wearing, it must be a mini-kimono with a push up obi or a mini-sarape with a baby-peasant shirt. You must act as Lolita-ish as possible. Otherwise, someone might expect you to pay for your own suchi and drinks!
I posted a comment to the Flovor if Love site saying that the house must smell like a bakery in HELL from all the yeast infections...but after reading about all of the baby oil in the PLayboy mansion, that comment is more appropriate here.
ciiker123
Sep 27, 2006 @ 12:36 pm
Can we start a petition to ask Hef to move his arms at the SHOULDERS, not only elbows, when he dances? He ain't gotta be poppin' and lockin', but jeez, did he learn to dance in a phone booth?
Bless his heart...
Hef's 80. His joints are probably doing the best they can. He could take more glucosamine and less viagra and it might help with THAT particular stiffness though.
I remember watching a special showing the Playboy Mansion in it's hey day during the 1970s with relatively younger, more spry Hugh Hefner ( I think he was in his late 40s at the time of the footage) and the thing that always stayed with me from the footage was his dancing. He had his arms at his side above his elbow and he just shifted from side to side. It looked very jerky and clumsy. BTW, I know a lot of elderly people as old as if not older than Hef who can barely walk but get them on a dance floor (usually at wedding receptions) and they show they still have the dance moves.
Hef just can't dance.
lilith1930
Sep 27, 2006 @ 12:42 pm
I remember watching a special showing the Playboy Mansion in it's hey day during the 1970s with relatively younger, more spry Hugh Hefner ( I think he was in his late 40s at the time of the footage) and the thing that always stayed with me from the footage was his dancing. He had his arms at his side above his elbow and he just shifted from side to side. It looked very jerky and clumsy. BTW, I know a lot of elderly people as old as if not older than Hef who can barely walk but get them on a dance floor (usually at wedding receptions) and they show they still have the dance moves.
Hef just can't dance.
They're twisting! Come on baby....
Not a lot of shoulder movements there. Chuck Berry was a rotund fellow if I'm remembering him correctly. Didn't want to dance himself into a coronary, nor would we want Hef to.
Sarahelca
Sep 27, 2006 @ 12:49 pm
Alright, i'm a little late but I just finished that Jill Ann online book. What a mess. It was seriously like reading a vapid high schooler's diary. Could that woman be any more full of herself? Plus, every time I needed to look at the pictures of her, I couldn't get the tune "Casper, the friendly ghost" out of my head.
Regardless, I was incredibly surprised at the revelations of the baby oil and orgies. Ew. I'm not sure I can watch GND anymore.
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