I guess I never caught that, thanks for providing it.

The link to the E! board posting is here:

Hef's Will Thread on E! board

The poster on the E! board who provided the info is carolynmonroe, if that means anything?

I'm not sure I believe that info about Hef's will. That info came from Star magazine.

The "dogotonic" scene where she first put the costume on the dog was hilarious. That poor dog was too funny.

I don't know what I'm missing, but Bridget doesn't seem to be that old to me, the way so many are saying. I'm surprised she's the age she is, honestly. And yeah, that baby voice is annoying but I like that she's sweet and enthusiatic and enjoying her life for what it is. Holly just seems uptight and bitter a lot of the time, and Kendra just seems lazy and dumb as a rock. I can't see the appeal in Kendra for someone like Hef at all. But then, I can't see the appeal of a 20 year old for someone Hef's age either so what do I know.

lvmom is correct - it is a Juicy design about two years old. I have worn it as both a longer top and a shorter dress, but I bought it up a size (so it's longer) to wear to places like the pool, beach, etc. Mine is a mint-green color, and it's based off of their popular shirred tube dress that was big about 2-3 years ago.

Oh god, last night episode. I seriously think Bridget has some mental issues - what kind of woman in her supposed early 30's would have an asinine party like that? Also, why is Gizmo always shown as a moody, mean cat, it's never shown as being nice. That Easter egg hunt just seemed like a huge public spectacle, and nothing else. Waste of money. If Hef wanted to keep me in that house, he better buy me a Maserati and Zac Posen's entire fall line, and then maybe he couldn't have that Easter Party...I wouldn't mind. I mean, this might sound bad of me, and I know Hef likes having parties, but who would really want to spend that much money on friends and minor acquaintances? With as much money as those girls are getting out of that poor old man, they should be dressed a lot better. Maybe if they didn't have dog birthday parties, or went to Vegas for the day, they could look a little more respectable. If I see Holly in that damned Holmby Hills tshirt and knee socks again, I'm going to wretch on my new Marc Jacobs loafers.

For what it's worth, according to Izabella St. James' book....well, I suppose there's no way to put this delicately- Hef finishes himself off every time. Of course there's always the chance of pregnancy regardless of where it's, uh, finished, but I would imagine Holly's chances, much to her chagrin, are greatly reduced thanks to Hef's....preference.

I also read somewhere that Hef had frozen sperm, but it wasnt from the E! boards. I read it I think (I think) on a CNN transcript. I cant be too sure though.

I am still traumatized that people took their children to the Playboy mansion on Easter morning.

Also thought it was funny how the girls clearly dug out the most concealing clothes in their closet for the occasion, but Kendra still showed up in a dress so short that bending over to pick up an easter egg was out of the question.

Are you referring to the clip that was on The Soup this week in which she laughed about how her dog would go limp if she made it wear a bunny costume (I think she called it a "dog-atonic state", ho ho ho)?

I am guessing that the chairmen of the board want to be sure someone is always around to make sure Hef doesn't have a "senior moment" and do something like change his will or get seduced by one of the golddiggers, errr, GND.

The way Wednesday acted in her bunny outfit was so hilarious. My Jack Russell did the same thing when I tried to make him wear a sweater. Anyone who knows Jack Russells knows they are the MOST HYPER breed of dog out there--but in his sweater he'd just lay there with the saddest look on his face. But he needed it! We lived in MI and the snow was three feet high!

I did think it was idiotic of Bridget to don the full fuzzy rabbit costume for the egg dying (when there were no children around)...but it was so hilarious to see her sitting at the table downing those peep-tinis!!

I was wondering about that. I was surprised that we hadn't heard more of one of the posse getting "accidentally" pregnant so she could be assured some child support or wrangle her way into the will. Then I thought that maybe the girlfriends are required to use a form of birth control dictated by Hef and his physician of choice, like the Deprovera (?) shots - they check in every month of so and get the sperm vaccination so no surprises would arrive.

They don't get pregnant because he doesn't have intercourse with any of them, Holly included! This harem thingy is only a ploy to sell the Playboy lifestyle to the current crop of males. There is no sex in that house, only scrapbooking.

According to several published reports that are pretty reliable,they don't get pregnant because of the way it is conducted,but things of a sexual nature do occur in his bed. Just not the kind that produces babies,to be as delicate as possible. I believed it was for show too until I learned more.

Hi everyone! I'm new here. I used to post at E! online, but it is way to dramatic over there now.

To whoever it was that said the girls should dress better, I so agree! Especially Kendra! Her hair, her clothes, everything about her is a mess. And please, Bridget, NO MORE COSTUMES! I do like the way Holly dresses though, when she is dressed up. I'm over her casual clothes with the knee socks though.



They are definitely having sex. It has been documented too many times by ex girlfriends and guests for it not to be true. Gross, and painful to think about, but definitely true.

does anybody know where you can find the LOVELY (understatement) vid of Kendra washing the caaaaar :D ?

I think that is still on the Vine at E!Online. Short video clips of the shows on air.

I finally caught the Easter episode and all I can say is: Ha, ha, Holly, you stoopid bitch. You are never getting a kid out of Hef and if you don't realize it soon you won't ever have kids. You are responsible for the situation you are in right now. I am sure you could find a guy who don't mind Hef's sloppy seconds and who would marry you and father kids. Move on and stop being jealous of the people (ex-Bunny's with kids) who have moved on.

WTF was up with using real blown out eggs for the hunt? What is wrong with using plastic eggs filled with candy or stickers? That seems like an awful lot of work. They used 3,000 eggs. Jeebus.

I was wondering the same thing! Why not use those colourful plastic ones and put candy and little treats inside? I didn't understand it at all. The blown out eggs might be fun to paint and such, but they're all going to end up in the trash once the hunt is over.

Unless broke Playboy has been using the same blown egg for years.

Hee! You can't tell me the girls blew (ahem!) and colored all 3000 eggs. I feel sorry for that mansion staff. I hope they're paid well.

My favorite part was Bridgette talking about what a great party planner she was, and then forgetting to tell the mansion staff about the party. The poor butler!

Yea - that poor butler (I don't know his name, not Bryant) who was changing clothing so he could serve the dogs...has the worst job. Last season he had to search through Bridgette's laundry to find her nasty, skid-mark covered bikini and then hand wash it for her photo shoot.

That dude lurves his job though, you can tell. He takes everything so seriously. And he has such a positive attitude, even when he's doing something inane for one of the bimbos. I wish I knew his secret.

I think Holly is having sex with him, but not the others. The other two have refered to Holly as his girlfriend. I just don't see it with the other two beyond the uncomfortable kisses on the lips.

Let's just say that published reports say Holly gets more intimate contact,but there are still sexual things going on with girls other than Holly,including Bridget and Kendra.

*edited because my space bar sucks.

He was also the same butler that ran around at the jazz festival bribing people with bottles of Playboy Water for their beach balls so Kendra could have one. He even said something like "Whatever the girls want, they get." I also agree that he definitely takes his job seriously. He seems to be the head butler, and is always around doing this or that.

She's only 26! Nowadays it is not uncommon for women in their forties to be starting families. Hell didn't that lady in Britain just have one at the age of 64 or something? Hef will kick the bucket eventually, and if Holly doesn't squeeze one out with him I'm sure she'll find some other schmuck to hoodwink. Holly seems like a survivor to me.

She said she wanted kids by 30.

It's 4:20.

More like a morphine IV drip! There ain't enough ganja on God's green earth to make bowing to the whims of these skanks any fun.

Maybe the medical insurance is good????

Delurking to say that my name is mrszapmonkey, and I lurve GND. I have no idea why I'm fascinated by platinum blondes with fake breasts, but I am. Alas, I usally don't get the watch the shows until they rerun. The Season 1 DVD is so on my Christmas list.

Weren't there reports that in the past, some of the girls were sleeping with the butlers? I guess that would work for some guys, if they didn't mind Hef's sloppy -- slathered-in-baby-oil and STD-riddled -- seconds.

Just finished tonight's eppy.

oh my. I loved how annoyed Holly got over Kendra's behavior and lateness. Bridget cried during the Playmate of the Year award ceremony. And what's up with them abbreviating it PMOY? It should either be 1)PMY of 2)PMoY. Geez.

I'd really like to hop out of my car while it's still rolling... and hit another car or kill a pedestrian. Yeah, that's hot.

(edited to add context)

"Heh, I thought it looked kind of fun...I might try it on an empty road in my neighborhood....don't know how that'll go over with the manual transmission though.

Ok, those gross childlike PJs were creepy. This sounds dumb, but it reminds me of an episode I saw of Talk Sex With Sue, where a woman called in and said how her boyfriend liked her to call him "Daddy" and stuff when they were doing the whoopty-doo, and how it was a sign of like...latent incestual desires or something like that, and how that could be a future problem with the kids. Creeeeeeepy. Especially with Kendra's barely legal ass.

I thought the girl who was Playmate of the Year was really pretty...again, creepy she used to work at Disney World. I am slowly getting reminded of Michael Jackson, though.

When I first saw the preview for next week, I was convinced that Hef only took them to the Paris resort in Las Vegas. I'm surprised he splurged on them....must only be for TV.

Maybe Holly shouldn't throw a "slumber party" if her boyfriend is insane and she has to leave at 2 a.m. to go sleep with him.

Bridget needs to stop hanging around with a bevy of 22-year-olds. It's like she's the fun-loving aunt who's trying desperately to fit in, and everyone just rolls their eyes and feels sorry for the old lady.

Also -- What was up with Kendra's friend? Anybody else guessing former stripper buddy from the old days? In some shots she looked really pretty, and in others she looked scary and ridden hard. But always half in the bag.

I think that Monica was a former playmate from 2005. And I think Holly leaves b/c she MUST be with Hef. Not because she's forced to do it but b/c she's thinking about how to get her hands on his sperm. She could break into the freezer--it might be sitting there with the ice cream and stuff.

Ha, kittycat, but she's not allowed in the kitchen, remember!!

ok i'm sorry, but if this crazy nut was desperate enough, it could happen. think about all those people in jail who like...smuggle out semen samples in ketchup packets and stuff.

I'm really confused. How long was Kendra's friend Monica at the mansion? Kendra mentioned her in the Easter episode, but I can't remember if she was ever introduced before.

That was just sad, but Bridget thought she was being nice by trying to be inclusive. I don't think "nice" cuts it for the younguns these days. Maybe Kendra's friend Monica was there as a test drive for a new gf (but doesn't have straw white hair)?

Maybe Monica has been behind all of Kendra's little tardies & absences at various group events lately, so Hef finally decided to boot her out. You just know that Holly and Mary have a detailed chart for attendance at all this stuff.

I haven't said it yet this year, but I love the editing... finally, we see Bryant for a couple of weeks (thank you) and the interspersings of various Kenduh-isms with footage... K: "we talk about things that are deep," <cut to footage> K: "do I smell??" You sirs/ma'ams, crack my ass up.

I have a feeling Hef will need a new one as soon as Kendra's contract is up.

Im new to the forum....love GND As for Cristal Camden, terrible extensions darling...and your face ugh!!! Poor Bridg, trying so hard to fit in especially with this last episode how old do you really think she is? And what is with Holly leaving at 2 AM? Some sleepover she planned. How about Kendra and last weeks episode was she pms or what? She wanted no part of wednesday's Bday party and lately does not seem to like dressing up or doing her hair etc... anyways love the posts!!

I noticed that too that she doesn't seem to be into any of the things the other girls are into. I am sure she is just waiting for a better deal to come along (a rapper or an athlete) and she will be out of there. Holly isn't going anywhere. She loves sitting on Grandpa's lap. (apoligies to my late Grandpa for using Grandpa in that sense). Kendra seems to be "over it"...

That's an improvement on last season when their curfew then was 9pm. The three girls went out to a night club and Holly was losing her shit because she was scared they wouldn't be back in time.

I'd find little motivation to go to a b.s. dog birthday party as well.

I have hope that Kendra will defect and give us the dirt about what really goes on.

Johnson's Baby Oil: If you rewatch the episode where the girls are sitting on Hef's bed as he shows them the photos selected for their second pictorial, there is a HUGE bottle of Johnson's Baby Oil on the fireplace mantle. Ewwwww!!! It did look like it was 98% full and dusty though.

Just a few FYI's:

Kendra's friend from last night's episode was not a stripper. That is Monica Leigh. She was Cybergirl of the year 2005, Miss March 2006, and graced the cover of the August 2006 Playboy. She was seen last season in the Chicago episode (she was the one who they walked in on during her shoot).

"PMOY" has been the abbreviation for Playmate of the Year since it's beginning.

Hef took the Girls on a 2 week European Tour as part of his 80th Birthday Celebration. It was not just for the show.

The Pajamas that the Playmates wore to the Slumber Party is the most popular item sold in Playboy.com store.

Kara Monaco (PMOY) used to work at DisneyWorld as Cinderella (not exactly sure why that would be "creepy" to the poster).

Just thought I would clear up a few things.

Semantics.

I'm sure it was tied into the promotion of their series or magazine spreads so that Hef wouldn't have to spend a dime.

I'm not the originator of the creepy quote, but I do understand how it is squicky. The girl goes from Cinderella, a pretty little pure princess for little girls around the world, to a girl who has to take her clothes off to pay the rent.

I feel like she is not understanding her job description lately. (no, not that "job" -- I'm sure she performs that one just fine). Isn't she supposed to spend part of her allowance or whatever on fancy dresses and look the part when they go out in public? I don't think a Lakers jersey cuts it. She also changed into jeans and a t-shirt on Casablanca night. She better be careful. I bet if she didn't have her current fame, she'd be out of there.

Going back to the easter egg "blowing" episode did everyone get a good look at Stacy Burke? Ewww. Where the hell did Hef find her? I think her hair was three different colors. I went to look at the episode where the baby oil bottle is in the background but the teens had deleted it (damn them!). I am also anxiously awaiting the arrival of Izzabella's (sp?) book, ordered it from Amazon it should be here any day now. I think Kendra is bored with the whole "scene" and is just waiting for something better to come along. Do you think Hef can feel Holly's claws digging into his back?? She wont let go of him at all like she said in a previous episode she was made just for him!!

What, you were thinking they were good spellers?

Sorry, gets money for being naked = stripper. Really doesn't matter if there's a pole involved or not.