That's DD List Kendra.

Wow that's quite the dilemma they face. Dude could live to be 95. Let's see... $500,000... OR your youth, the chance to find a man who actually loves you, the choice to EVER stay out past 9, and the ability to have children before you enter menopause (Bridget). That's a tough one.

Not necessarily. I searched it and it was accurate about all my relatives' ages and mine. Several other people on the other board searched and said the same thing. Sometimes you have to look through the listings to find the right one, because it will show other people who have the same name as you, so of course those listings won't be correct.

Based on what Izabella St. James said on the other board, I believe Bridget is much older. Izabella said Bridget admitted to her that she showed a false ID to Playboy when she began.

Hee! Usually when people have a fake ID it's to try to pretend they are older than they really are. I am assuming it is the opposite in Bridget's case. She was probably worried that she wouldn't make Hef's cutoff.

Yes,I used the search on my ex-husband. It has been a really long time,17 years since we were together, so I had no recollection of his birthday. He has the 2nd most common last name in the US and an extremely common 1st name,and I pulled him right up and it was completely accurate. I believe this was also cited as a site that the original poster uses for work purposes,so it must be fairly accurate. Izabella also said something about eye work,didn't she fellow Snarkpit people? I am around Bridgets age that she gives on the show and I am nowhere near needing eye work yet. I am even a little ways away from Botox,but I am also pretty big on sunscreen and not tanning,which could explain the need for those girls who are younger on the show to have it.

the link provided didn't show me any info on Bridgert, but according to one of those search sites, she is 41

I'd like to know how many times that will has been changed? I would think that the lawyers are making a small mint just changing it as much as he changes girlfriends.

Lets see how long the three ding-dongs will survive. Other celebrities have had the curse of the reality show break-ups why should Hef and the ding-a-lings be any different?

It was inaccurate for my father, my mother and me, and we have an incredibly uncommon last name (it made my dad 10 years younger and me 10 years older). That makes it too unreliable for me to believe dirt on Bridget, though I want to, because she's an awful looking early '30s.

I would put Bridget at mid- to late-30's. She might look older, but I am guessing all the time in the tanning bed and the partying may have taken it's toll and made her look older than she really is.

Ok, let me just say that privateeye.com website farking rocks my socks. I have now searched a bajillion people in no time. Unfortunately though, some of the information provided has been incorrect (namely ages). Anyway, it's kind of creepy how fast this thing can pull up a bunch of previous addresses.

I agree the info on privateeye is bogus! It has correct relative information for me, but it has me listed as 38, yet I am only 24. However, my family's age info is correct.

So I definately would not go by the ages it suggests. I actually believe Kendra to be in her early 20's...ridden hard and put away wet, yes, but in her early 20s! Holly is about late 20s. Bridget is mid to late 30s.

I agree with Ivmom that excessive tanning is the aging culprit for the girls.

eta...I did scroll through the privateeye listing and it has another entry for me with my correct age. However, it lists bogus relatives.

Well according the site, my husband's grandfather is 96, but his mom and dad are 106!

Remember, in the episode about the Capt. Morgan ad, Hef told Kendra she couldn't be in the ad "because she was under 25".

{insert age/IQ joke here}

Yes, I think Kendra's 21st birthday is supposed to be an episode this season. So at the time of the Capt. Morgan ad she was only 20, and their minimum age is 25.

The link lists her age as 44, but other sites show her in her early 40s. Izabella just said on another board that Bridget was supposedly "much older" than she reported to be.

I am 42 and didn't notice wrinkles around my eyes until my late 30s. However, I know a few much younger women who already have wrinkles there and elsewhere, so I guess it varies according to genes and sun exposure/tanning. Kendra is only 20 and already has faint crow's feet around her eyes.

That would give added credence to the "Anastasia is really Bridget's illegitimate daughter" argument. Has Izabella said anything about that?

I know there's been a lot of talk about Bridget's wrinkles and stuff, but I would just like to point out that for 34 or 40 or whatever she is, her body is amazing. I'm 34 and I would kill for that body.

I don't see how anyone appearing in a video called "Smack That Ass" can be offended by someone throwing water on them in what I am guessing is a sexual manner.

By the way, I'm ticked Bridget got the Cayman S. Way too nice for her. You could tell Holly was jealous with her whole "Oh well, I see Bentley's everywhere in LA, it wasn't that exciting to me". I bet it's worth than Bridget's trailer in Lodi.

This Sunday's episode, according to TV Guide:
"Springtime animal antics at the mansion take center stage"
So, all the peacocks and little dogs are humping?

...pretty much!

Does Bridget actually own that car though?
Or is it owned/leased by playboy and as soon as she gets cut from the girlfriend squad, the car gets taken away?

No, it's even more pathetic. She got to borrow it for a week. (I missed why)

What a sad sad existence they seem to have.

I think I found Bridget's date of birth 09/25/1973 which makes her 33 in a few weeks. but also think it may be wrong - prior last name sandmeier. what was her brother's name? was it chad?

She got to borrow it for a week,but then Hef bought it for her. No word on whether it goes back upon breakup,though.

Actually the Porsche Cayman project engineer is "in Tiefe Scheiße". It's the second-cheapest car they make, and faster then the two next more expensive models.

But, I agree, it's too good for any of these courtesans, even Kendra, the "sporty" one.

Since it's a new model, and was featured in the show, I assume it's a "placement", but under Bridget's snatch is not where I would place it.

Likely to ruin the fine corinthian leather seats.

Did you guys catch the previews for the Easter show? Have you called the Humane Society yet??? I can't believe that Bridgette takes such pleasure in torturing her dog!!! I hate her!

my favorite thing about these sluts is how surprised they are that no one likes them. I remember when they went on the press tour with hugh, they claimed people didnt talk to them because they were jealous. No, they didn't talk to you because your a disposable slut that no one will remember in two years!

Oh god, no...I'm afraid to ask what she is doing to the poor dog, but I am guessing it has something to do with putting rabbit ears on it, or dressing it up like and Easter egg.



Well, I wouldn't exactly say that no one *likes* them, I think it's more of the reaction you might have to a car crashing in slow motion - you just can't look away. In the case of the GND, I find them almost amusing in lots of ways, and I wouldn't say that I dislike them at all. I find Bridget pathetic, Holly delusional, and Kendra goofy, but in a somewhat likeable way. To be honest, I find the show entertaining, and the whole lifestyle fascinating. Mind you, I could never live in that type of arrangement, but whatever floats their blonde, siliconed boats, I guess.

I actually like them all, Bridget especially because she reminds me of my pug puppy-she is always giving it her all-I walk in the door and my dog licks me frantically-"love you,mommy,love you mommy,love you mommy". She wants to be loved so badly it almost hurts her to think she isn't loved. Holly is shrewd and Kendra is just riding the baby oil train for all she can get for it and is having the time of her life. What is not to love about the show and the girls?

Lvmom, you hit the nail on the head with that analysis!

Looking forward to tonight's episode. I can't wait to see what Bridget does to the poor dog for Easter.

Also, I wonder when the episode centering on Kendra's 21st b-day will air...

That dog cracked me up this episode. Once it was in the rabbit costume, it just went limp. It reminded me of the non-violent protesting strategies of the 60s. Hee!

The more I look at Bridget, the more I am convinced that she is not 33. When she's in full Playboy makeup, she looks fine -- otherwise? Wow. I could absolutely believe she is early 40s. Holly looks like a child next to her.

The party for the dog was silly -- I was with Kendra on that one. Eating out of dog bowls? Um...sure, Bridget!

And it is so clear Hef wants nothing to do with impregnating Holly. I almost felt bad for her when she went out to the monkey cage during the Easter party. Almost.

It would be an awesome burn on Holly if Hef impregnated Kendra, instead.

Oh, Holly. I get so close to referring to you as "the smart one," then you start talking about being impregnanted by Hef. He's not knocking you up; he already has four kids who are in the will. Your theoretical spawn isn't getting in there.

Oh dear. Where to begin?

OK, first the positives:

• Bryant the Butler is back! Yay! It was just 2 short glimpses, but I love Bryant!
• Holly's pink dress at Wednesday's party - LOVED IT, and not embarrassed to say so!
• Wednesday's Playdog cover was cute. I wonder if Hef gave her that as a gift?

Now the negatives:

• A Peep-tini??? Better alert Food Network - we're treading dangerously close to SLop territory with this one.
• Briget in the bunny costume - 'nuff said.
• Poor Wednesday! Putting that costume on just to parade that poor dog out to the party. For shame, Bridget, for shame!
• Eating out of dog bowls?!? Uh, I don't think so!
• "Dog pizza" - giving a dog that much tomato sauce and cheese is never a good idea. I wonder how many dogs got sick and added to the already stained Mansion carpet?
• Oh Holly...poor delusional Holly...kissing up to Mary isn't going to get Hef to impregnate you. Sulking around at the party isn't either. Just accept the fact that he just might not want any more children and move on with your life.

Edited to add: Just 2 observations -

1) Did anyone catch Crystal Camden there AGAIN? I find it odd that one of Hef's "exes" is still so involved with goings on at the Mansion. This is about the third time we've seen her this season. I'm surprised Holly hasn't put the kabash on that. On a side note - I think Crystal Camden looks like a drag queen.

2) Another of Hef's "exes", Tina Jordan, was at the egg hunt with her son (or daughter?). Anyway, she was wearing a pink shirt and running around while everyone was hunting for eggs. She is the one who supposedly "hand picked" Holly to follow her as the #1 when she left the mansion.

Holly's pink dress looked exactly like a Juicy Couture top I have. If it is in fact Juicy,that is a two year old design. I hear tell people are still trying to track down Holly's Lilly Pulitzer dress from the San Diego episode,which is also an older design. I have to say,sometimes Holly suprises me with how she can take a very conservative brand and sex it up where women are clamoring to buy what she wears. And poor Wednesday, that was definitely a passive aggressive protest there!

I was kind of irked that the staff had no idea about the Dog Party until the very last minute. It goes to show how irresponsible Bridget is.

BTW I am new here, I like what I see.

Maybe Holly should just accept the fact that Hef has all the children he wants. He is still married to his "ex" wife. She lives next door for the love of god! He has two mini me's running around and he isnt looking to pay anymore child support anytime soon. Have you seen his two boys? There is no denying they are Hef's sons!

Everyone talks about Bridgit looking old for her (claimed) age, but oh my gosh....Holly is only 26?!?! Am I the only one that thinks SHE looks much older???

And I'm so disturbed that Kendra is only 20. That girl is a CHILD. grrrrr!!!!

They are all clearly worse for the wear. Tanning is Satan, ya'll.

Great to see you here,commonsense101(I am assuming you are the former Snark mod)! I noticed this episode Hef and Kendra were a lot more touchyfeely than usual. I am thinking they read everyone's doubts about their relationship and are putting on more of a show this year. I counted three whole times in a period of five minutes where they grabbed each other,and there seemed to be more intimate moments between them as opposed the the cheek pecks of last season.

When they were on Tyra's talk show a few months ago he told Tyra he wanted to have a baby with Holly. What surprises me is that he doesn't wear condoms. He trusts his girlfriends that much?

Yesterday's show as dumb. A birthday party for a dog? I nearly gagged when I saw Bridget eating out of the dog bowl.

It isn't that he trusts the girlfriends...I think he trusts the particular orafices he is using not to be part of the baby making process.

Man, if Holly's 26 she's an *old* 26! I'm 30 and look younger - seriously, Holly looks about 34, Bridget looks 40, and Kendra just looks - well, fried. Love her Corgi, though!:)

Welcome to TWOP commonsense101! Did you used to post on the E! GND board? I remember a poster with that s/n when I used to post there. TWOP is a hoot, and it has a board for every television show imaginable. Anyway, welcome!

I noticed the touchy-feely Kendra/Hef moments in this epi and the San Diego epi. Neither looked especially genuine. I agree that it is probably a show for the cameras to hush the naysayers.

As for the baby situation, I would be curious to know in all the years Hef has been "single" if there have been any other pregnancies. I could see *maybe* if as Hef gets even older he suddenly decides he wants one more child. Going through with it is another story entirely -- if Christy and Kimberley have any say at all in the matter, I doubt it would ever happen.

Kendra has such a tough life. Sleeping past noon and then complaining about having to get up followed by more complaining about going to a party for dogs, and then bitching about going to a party for Easter egg decorating. Is there anyone on the planet who suffers more than Kendra?

The only way she will get pregnant if she knows how to operate a turkey baster!! The only reason she wants his child to get more money from him in the will. That is not a reason to bring a child into this world. She is so selfish.

Yes I am the same commonsense101 from the other two boards.

I remember someone saying that he has some of his sperm frozen. Now if Holly knows the location of that sperm, and gets a turkey baster from the kitchen staff...

He actually has his sperm frozen?? Why the heck would he do that if he alreadyhas heirs to his empire?

Commonsense101 re: frozen sperm --This was posted on the E! board in a thread about Hef's will. Apparently it comes from the Star Magazine: