Doesn't Hef seem like the "dad" in the picture if he has to tell the gilrs what they can and can't do, or is he a controlling perve that is only out to make money?

Its nice that he took Kendra in but I have said it before, if these girls weren't beautiful he wouldn't have gone near them. Notice how he put all three in the magazine. Playboy has taken profit loses in the last couple of years and GND was put together to try to create more interest in Playboy by showcasing his "girfriends//mistresses/ prostitutes. Reality show it is not, its a carefully planned marketing campaign.

Thanks to everyone who thanked me for the snarkpit website. I hope we can all be happy and go back and forth together.

Thanks Elise23 for Bryant's Myspace-he seemed like he was very patient and tolerant. He,Mary and Kendra's grandma were my favorites.

Does Bryant mention if he's still working at the Mansion? I thought someone said he might not be there anymore.

I'm sure you all have noticed how nasty Hef's secretary's office is. The poor woman has a typewriter! The place is a complete fire hazard because of all the clutter. They couldn't give this poor woman an office better than what looks like an attic closet?

Thanks...now there is blueberry smoothie on my monitor. Very funny! And no kidding -- that's why she doesn't dare to move her face for photos -- even the suggestion of a smile explodes wrinkles and furrows across her face.

Bridgette reminds me of an older woman who used to appear on excercise machine infomercials -- she was really skinny with gigantic boobs and long blonde hair and she would talk about how she was 50+ and still in shape due to the machine she was hawking. Anyone else remember her? It was a 90's thing.

I have a secret hope that after putting up with that office and Holly bothering her and serving her penis cookies, she'll get her revenge: I think she has secretly accumulated a LOT of Playboy stock and is patiently waiting for Hef to die so she can retire. I also think she is probbly paid very well -- better than the Whores Next Door.

Would you work in a place that provides you only with a typewriter? Mary's office is a mess. There really is no excuse why Hef doesn't have a real office in the Mansion that is professional and like another person said here, a total fire hastard. Mary probably has been with Hef forever and has never worked any where else so it doesn't bother her. Has anyone watched that show on A & E about Gene Simmons, he has his own office where people can come in and have meetings with him and the office is so clean! Hef needs to clean his Mansion up before he invites cameras in there again. The place is a dirty nasty mess.

Some people still prefer typewriters, e.g., David Sedaris.

I agree that the mansion needs a good overhaul, starting with a thorough disinfection.

escapetochg yet another thank you for the link to snark. Let Freedom Ring! What a breath of fresh air. Snark also has some great links. Some great takes were:

Izabella St. James said she thinks she had the least amount of sex in her life while she was staying there at the mansion. (Ha my favorite!)

All and any of the girls being afraid to talk to anyone when they are out clubbing, lest Wrinklebums have staff break that up proto. Of course he could reason that since he is paying for his Hos why should any male remotely near their own age be allowed to speak to the girls.

Hef had a hard time elevating according to Izabella. He said that it's no wonder he doesn't like this book of hers.
Infections. Yuck. No surprise tho.

Saying that the rooms at the mansion have crappy furniture and stuff in them and she thinks that it's because Hef doesn't own the mansion, it's owned by some company that won't allow upgrades for some reason. Ahh let the myth live on.

Yup..I assumed, but what does she say specifically? Viruses? Bacteria? Fungi? Were they just passed around constantly? Do the girls sit around blaming each other for the latest outbreak?

Escape Thanks for the link!!

She did say that he would put baby oil all over himself before having sex with the girls. He has some strange fascination with the stuff according to Izabella.
Some of the girls will get yeast infections because of the baby oil. Hef never wears a condom according to her book. She said that the girls are all risking catching something and so is Hef. The chlymidia led to Hef sending out prescriptions to all of the girls who had sex with him around that time.

""That was her basic quote. I'm not sure if we can post the link here, I'll err on the side of caution. As far as this being the only outbreak in 30 years, that's pretty laughable. Unless of course the myth of all the sex is made up. She said he mostly sat around and watched the girl on girl. In 2006 when all three Bimbos and Hef were on Donny Deutch talk show, he asked them about g on g. They tried denying it big time, esp Holly. Their acting on a scale of 1-10 was about a 1. Went on to claim that Hef serviced all of them seperately. The Bimbs and Hef also have a good used car to sell to you that gets 8000 miles per gallon and was only driven by a little old lady from Pasadena. (Wait, the part about only a little old lady from Pasadena doing any "driving" is probably true.) Ahaha.



In Wrinklebums defense, he or the shows powers to be have enrolled her in massage school where she probably will complete her classes and have a legit certificate. In Calif its about a 1000 hour course. So she will have a legit trade she can make money from. I think that is commendable, even if its all PR for the show, and i believe it is. As for saving her from the wrong crowd, he took her to a less dangerous place, that's all.

I am glad everyone is enjoying the Pit. Yes, the owner is big on Freedom of Speech!!

He still has Playboy listed under his place of employment even though he hasn't been seen all season. I also noticed that he has $30,000-45,000 listed as his yearly income. That's not nearly enough to put with everything he puts up with.

Kendra met Eminem as I had hoped according to snarkpit.com. I'm suprised that Kendra's more literate that the average myspace blogger.

Great site escapetochg, thanks so much for the link!



I noticed, it's great!

Has there been any confirmation that Hef did have a stroke? I read that he wasn't at a big annual party recently.

No, he WAS in fact at the party. That was just a rumor Perez Hilton started because he got to the party too late and was too drunk to notice Hef. Trent from Pink is the New Blog got the opportunity to take pics with him. And Hef's camp has vehimently denied that he had a stroke.

ETA: I don't believe that blog about meetin Em. If Kendra had a MySpace - why wouldn't she be in Holly's Top 24? And since Holly used to have a salute picture on that MySpace account, I believe that is a real one.


While she has named her URL hollyewok and left and ewok in the pictures - that's not an authentic way to verify a celeb account. The only way to know if a celeb's account is real is if they have a salute picture. That's where they hold a sign up that says their URL address. That account only recently dropped the salute to add party pictures.

Hollys actual Myspace has holly ewok in the link or something -that is how you are supposed to know it is legit. In the early days her picture was just an Ewok. That is how you tell fake from real.

I recall Holly telling either Larry King or Donny Deutch that the other girls were never alone with Hef, so that means she is at least watching them get it on. Gag.

This is way upthread but...

[quote]Also, re: Kendra working at Cheetah or however it's spelled. I am ashamed to know this, but that's the name of the strip club Elizabeth Berkley's character, Nomi Malone, originally worked at in Striptease. *Hangs head in dirty dirty shame{/quote]

Hip-hop fans might also remember that Jay-Z referenced that club in his song Give it to me..."from club Cheetah to club Amensia..." It's probably the same one.

Betty Weider?

And the mother of all flea bombs.



Nah, I think it is still his. He just doesn't care. His daughter is probably just letting him trash it until he dies, then she'll completely renovate and open it for tours, like Graceland.

That would be fun to take a spin around the Mansion and see where all the "action" took place. EWWWWW, I can't even type that I am thinking its too gross!

It is a nice looking place,but then it kind of reminds me of my grandmas. It would be hard to reconcile that with what we know if I toured it!

I'm sure it will be sold to some young Hollywood douche, such as Wilmer Valderrama and Jesse Metcalfe. Or Joe Francis.

No..but close...think more ridden hard and put up wet....the poor man's Betty Weider. Not Chris Sare, either. I wish I could think of her name...She has the perfect mix of really trying to be young wiht skankyness to represent what Bridgette will be like in 2 years.

Kendra and Holly both have authentic MySpaces, as far as I can tell, because I have been "friends" with them for 6-8 months, but I think Kendra deleted hers. Jon Lovitz posted on her board a lot, and she had a lot of "authentic" looking pictures, if you will.
Here's Holly's Myspace:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=29472248


By the way - Bridget's clothing company (ha!) sells cute costumes - they are just too expensive! http://www.oogaboogainc.com/
I like the Marie Antoinette one, for oh you know, ONLY $230. Thats like a blowjob on Hef to her.
I know no one is gonna pay $35 for a wifebeater made in Laos with a crappy looking MS Word Clip Art looking screenprint on the front of it.

After reading about Hef's love of the baby oil, I was thoroughly grossed out to see the huge bottle of it over his shoulder when they were all sitting on his bed in one of the episodes. The one where they "designed" their own shoots.

lvmom

Natalie0628

There is no Ewok in that Holly Myspace profile. Can we be sure?

torianne84
That seems like a very good way. Except now how would you stop the photoshop nuts who now how to plant a picture within a picture? Seems like the bubbleheads along with other real celebs could print the url in some magazine. Hey how about in PB?

On the E boards someone posted an article about Hef's will. In the will it says that the Mansion can never be sold. I would imagine that he would want his sons to have it.

Will the provide hazmat suits to visitors?
Those ads are still airing, are they not, or did they replace her with a woman wearing a blue two-piece bikini?

Hey everyone. Im usually a lurker, but I saw this thread and had to post.
BTW, I loved the recap on Izabellas book. Now I HAVE to go out and buy it. Thanks Natalie for it!
I was reading an interview that Holly did a while back and it in she says that:
*they do get paid for their pics in the magazine
*they did get paid for the Cpt. Morgan ad
*because of the show each girl has branched off to do their own thing. Like Bridget has the costumes, but Holly is designing Playboy jewlery and although they have to share some with Playboy, the also get some of the profits
*each one has had opportunities to audition for movie roles
*they each get to live at the mansion for free. They dont have to pay room and board like the book stated because its just the three of them now
* in addition to the weekly allowance, they also get a clothing and make up allowance for their weekly allowances (which I think was in the book)
*they all read Jill Ann Spauldings book and alot of the things she says are lies made up because Holly says she only lived there for three days before she left
*Hef no longer approves their clothing before they go out
*Hef never sleeps with another girlfriend alone. Holly is always involved
*she said that E! forced her to say that she was the #1 girlfriend, that its not true (but then she kept saying how she made her way up to #1 through a heirarchy system)
*there is no girl on girl action, everything is 100% heterosexual
*she loves Bridget and Kendra book is looking foward to the day that her and Hef are alone and have kids
*the house is completely clean and the furniture is "antique" which is why it looks so old
*they are allowed in the kitchen, but Hef "prefers" them not to go in there because thats what the cooks are there for

I cant remember what else she said. I found the article by accident surfing on the web for Izabella's and Jill Ann's book. If I can find the link Ill pass it along.
much love,
nikki

LMAO at the Holly comments. Does she really think we are going to believe her especially since she is not one to diss PimpDaddy who happens to provide her with free room and board, plus a "salary" for being his mistress. And the "heterosexual sex only" comment is hilarious since Izabella St. James says otherwise.

SoCalHeat - if you open the page, and look in the title bar, it does say that page is like myspace.com/hollyewok or something...it's just her myspace serial number if you will, I copy/pasted the link from my friends list.

Sorry, Holly, I don't see anything remotely clean or "antique". All I see are animal piss stains and tacky, broken down, old furniture. Time to see the Lasik redone.

WTF? I wonder when she thinks that is going to happen? She seems to forget that Hef is 80 years old.

libranikki Yes let us know if the site says how many times she had to read from the script before the final interview was posted.

Hef doesn't own the mansion. Playboy is a public company. The Board of Directors controls everything and the stockholders own everything. While I am sure that Hef has a lot of stock, he doesn't have a mansion to will to anyone. Hef's kids probably have stock in their trust accounts.

I know it. In the first season when Kendras dog went to the bathroom on the floor and she had to clean it up, she knelt down and I remember thinking "eww thats the nastiest carpet ever". It looked just very dirty.
The interview was done actually in the house because Holly made a comment about Hef walking by in the middle of the interview and making a face at her. And she made a comment about wanting to redo the room she was sitting in with her decorations and the way she wants it because everything is so dark and she likes bright vibrant colors and pink lol. Now Im gonna make it my mission to find this interview lol!

Involved? Doing what? Monitoring Hef's blood pressure to make sure he doesn't have a stroke?

I really have to hand it to Hef.
He has built an empire on photographing naked women, sleeping with hundreds of beautiful women, being idolized by men around the globe. And the the best part of it all, he has made it ok to wear pajamas all day. The man is a freaking genius.

If I could go to work and run around all day in my jammies, I would be in heaven.

I salute you Hef! Not so much for the porn and the womanizing, just the PJ's.

Re: Holly - BWAAAAHHH!! That is great. It almost makes up for the visual my mind conjured up. ;)

You know, the pajama thing is the only admiration point I have for Hef. When I'm off of work and lounging in my PJs all day, I justify it by pointing to Hef. Of course, the all-pajamas-all-the-time isn't very sexy on an 80-year-old man...makes him look like an escaped nursing home patient.

LMFAO!! I never had soda come out of my nose b4!!

BWAH! Oh, that is so delusional it's almost sad.

Involved? Doing what? Monitoring Hef's blood pressure to make sure he doesn't have a stroke?

That is one of the best things I have ever read!!!!!!! Holly is also making sure that she is in Hef's room at all times so that he doesn't include anyone else in the will too.

Almost? I'm pretty sure it's just straight sad.
Holly is the only one I feel bad for. Because she's so delusional and really believes that Hef and she will get married and have babies.
Poor stupid Holly...

Instead of going the Graceland route, I think it would be cool to turn the mansion into a theme hotel/resort. It could be the upscale version of those places with the heart-shaped tub and mirrored ceiling. You could stay in Hef's restored suite (complementary pj's and robe included of course) or one of the other rooms decorated by decade. The 50s room- old Hollywood glamour, the swinging 60s room, 70s disco-era room, 80s ultramodern minimalism, 90s Playboy revival room- lots of Pam Anderson memorabilia, 00s- the GND room. And with all that outdoor space they could rent it out for weddings or conventions/company picnics.

1970s furniture won't be antique until 2070-whatever.

I don't think you could pay me to sleep in Hef's crusty bed!
Maybe if they burned the mattress, shampooed the carpets and checked all the beds and linens for former playmate's pubic lice... Then maybe...

But it might be a good idea! Holly could continue there and become the concierge or something.

Oh, you need to get the black light to whatever they use to spot all the germs/creatures in there so you can really get a good look as to see what is living in the mattress and bed sheets. How do they get rid of the stench of old man?

Aren't antiques defined as being older than 20 years old?

Nope, gotta be at least 100 years old. At least to be a true antique. 1970s stuff would be collectables or ... trash!

Speaking of sheets - I pity the person(s) who have to strip and wash those baby oil soaked sheets. Ewwwwww!