*DEAD*

That is precisely how I see them too. But I just cant bring myself to even LIKE Kendra. She just seems like such a waste of internal organs

I cant wait to see this show again on Sunday. I really enjoy it and its really funny to watch. Unlike most of the people on this board I dont prejudge these girls and call there living arrangements immoral for many reasons.
Its a show for entertainment purposes and thats why I watch it. I find it so sureal in how some people can take an entertainment show so seriously and others like me just dont care but just enjoy laughin their asses off. Not so I could be mean,cruel, hateful and wish people ill in their life but if your life sucks that much then of course you will wish harm onto someone else.

But I will continue reading this message board because the posts are so damn funny and make me laugh everytime:)

Didn't we learn from the trip to Bridget's hometown that he was her step father? Extra level of squick for me....

It does make for a good "sit-com" cubbiegal. How about: Puffin & The Magical Drag Queens. I smell an emmy. Woo-Hoo!

For some reason (I couldn't tell you what that might be), I really like this show.
I don't even get weirded out by the things that usually bother me-the baby voices, the curfews (I see those as a job requirement and we all have some of those that we don't like), the scanty clothes and deep stupidity (Hi Kendra!), etc.
And I'm so happy the show is starting again tonight.
But the promos of Bridget dancing in front of her father and mother totally gross me out. The mom I can kinda see, I guess...Moms can be good at not passing judgement and giving good advice and this could be considered a case of over-sharing. But the dad? Oh, gawd...Gross.
Just gross.

Three 6 Mafia?? Are you serious? lol

And I still can't believe that Bridget did that in front of her parents.

I am so embarrassed by how much I love this show. I thought Holly's peacock-feather ensemble was really gorgeous.

Kendra scares me a little because she reminds me of a rough girl who picked on me in 7th grade. It's those slitty eyes.

Nicole Hilton's sad, middle-aged burgundy lingerie dress thingie with the white lace trim made me laugh. HA! You suck, Nicole! You too, Paris!!

Even after reading what it is really like behind the scenes, I still just love this show. Tonights episode was so much fun despite having to see Paris Hilton. Yeah,she kind of made my stomach turn,and so did Bridgets dad watching her performance, but the rest of it was a hoot. And Hollys little Peacock outfit was extremely flattering,as was her Casablanca outfit. And Kendras mom does not look like I remember her last season!

Bai Ling was even worse, IMO, and she was just in the background.

Kendra's going to find her some rapper/athelete as soon as her contract with Hef's up. She annoys me just because she's so stupid. And her mom's straight out of the trailer park. I'd be mortified if my mom showed up and danced like that too, but it's evident they're both trailer trash.

I'd DIE before I let my dad see me strip. There's some weird stuff going on in that family for sure. Last season didn't Brigette say she'd been looking at her dad's Playboys with him since she was five?

And Holly's bitch face is hilarious when any other female is near.

I was definately skeeved out by Bridget's striptease rehearsal in front of her parents, especially her step-dad. Did anyone hear the way he said "You look good!" to her? I got the feeling that he was getting a hard on while watching her...LOL. Bridget and her mother look like they could be sisters rather than mother and daughter. She looks almost the same age as her mother!! As for Kendra....there are no words to describe her! She looked like Jenna Jameson in that dominatrix outfit. You can tell she's sex deprived from the mention of her sex toy, you know she ain't getting any from Hef!!

Don't know whose bright idea it was, but I could not stomach Hef and his three . . . girlfriends for an entire hour. At thirty minutes it was tolerable, but a whole hour? Sheer torture. Like watching four car wrecks . . . at the same time! If they're going to do an entire hour of this crap they need to put a warning label on the television screen. Maybe something like this: WARNING! prolonged exposure to this crapfest my result in loss of brain cells, revulsion, and temporary numbness. Do not consume food or drink during or after viewing this (Not that you will be able to). In some extreme cases blindness may result.

Agree with an earlier poster. Words cannot describe this . . . train wreck. Heck, pictures and words cannot describe this . . . thing. It's impossible to watch this and actually try to figure out what the hell is going on. I could almost feel my brain cells exploding as I tried to make sense of it all. I'll never do that again. The only thing I could discern is that it was Hef's 80th birthday and his three bimbetts were stressing on what gifts to get him. The big 8-0. I suddenly feel glad I'm not Hugh Hefner. Tick, tick, tick, tick . . . Time is definitely not on your side, Mr. Hefner.

Apart from being Hef's birthday there was also a bunch of other weird and twisted stuff going down at the same time. There was Kendra being stupid. A really fat guy eating a salad and drinking beer. Kendra being stupid again. Bridget/Holly (does it really matter which is which?) jumping out of a big cake and stripping--not very well--in front of the fat guy who ate salad and drank beer. A bunch of middle-aged women with bad plastic surgery who used to be centerfolds back in the green and yellow decade known as the 70s. No idea why they were there, only to remind one of the bimbetts that one day she's gonna be old too. There were two big white birds that looked like turkeys. Kendra in a thong and saying something stupid. There was some stuff about Casablaca and Humphrey Boggart. Kendra doing something really stupid.

Finally, a bunch of washed-up or wanna-be celebrities, including the Queen of Skanks herself, Paris Hilton, at Hef's birthday bash. I think I spotted Scott Baio somewhere in there too. Scott Baio! The name alone evokes laughter. And . . . Oh, yeah! Kendra saying something stupid. A really old woman dancing and wearing a see-through nightgown . . . at which point I could not take it anymore, changed the channel, and went to take a shower.

I only hope everyone comes back to their senses and scales this piece of TV history back to half an hour. When it comes to guilty pleasures, moderation is the key. Just because you can drink 30 beers doesn't been you should.

Scott Baio!! I don't think that guy has uttered the phrase, "No, I'm too busy" in the last twenty-five years.

Kendra, on Casablanca night, trying to cross the stream to get to the peacock cage while wearing a tight dress: "I can't open my legs that wide." Oh, honey, I bet you can.

So true! She turned completely sourpuss when anyone came near Hef and the focus was not on her. So sad!

What was up with Kendra's hair for "Casablanca night"? No effort and styling it whatsoever. But more importantly - What was up with Kendra's hair for the birthday party?!?!? I think she was going for a dominatrix look, but it ended up a little more Bride of Frankenstein...Seriously, someone should have told her how absolutely hideous that looked.

That clip was very uncomfortable for me. Her father (step-father?) appeared to be showing far more interest than he should have in her "performance" and then lost all interest in staying once she was finished. Eww.

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OMGGGG LMAO!!!

Ew, I KNOW Bridget's stepfather had a massive hard on watching her strip tease. GROSS.

Okay, how lame was Kendra's birthday present for Hef? And did she say she paid $500 for it?

I was thinking the same thing, I thought her mom looked much older last year. Also, I noticed Kendra had lighter fluid on her bedside table. That struck me as odd. She's got a great body but she is sooo annoying.

Yeah I could live without the requisite Seth Green sighting as well.

I have a new theory on the "Are they or aren't they?" question on whether the girls have sex with Hef. I still think they do (contractually), but I have a feeling it may just be a once-a-year-event. Like on Christmas morning or something. Dude is looking old. The funniest line of the whole show was when Holly was worried that Hef would overhear her talking about his present, and the secretary was like "Don't worry, he can't hear anyway." Then he shuffled on by in his jammies and slippers.

I think movie night is an exceptionally dumb idea for a party. What makes you sleepier than curling up in front of a movie on a Friday night? Nothing. Unless of course you are 80 and you're already sleepy.

It was Kendra's grandmother who visited last season for her birthday, with maybe an aunt and her younger brother? That Wilkinson apple definitely did not fall far from the tree. This explains alot. It's funny how even a "Kendra" would prefer her mom to behave appropriately mom-like.

It's hilarious how Holly always talks to Hef like someone talking to their doddering elderly relative, as opposed to their boyfriend. The party did look like fun, though.

It was interesting how only two of the 70's Playmates had put on weight. It's schaedenfreudelicious to see how badly or well hot people age after 30 years.

But I'd say 3/4 of them had obvious plastic surgery. Way to hang on the glory days, ladies!

I thought Kendra's gift to Hef would have been really cute if she would have taken the time to get it framed.

I agree with the poster upthread who said the sex probably is not happening all the time with the 3 girls. Holly probably gets it the most, being the "main skank" and the other two are one a year gals. They are props to keep up the image, I think.

Really awful plastic surgery. The former 70's girlfriend of Hef looked like a platypus.

Count me in on the group who thinks the three of them don't have sex with Hef at all. I think he's done with it. I did think that last nights episode was the first time I saw him really pay attention to each of the girls for their contributions to making him happy. Although I think he forgets Kendra's name on a regular basis.

I though Bridget looked good - she's lost a little weight. (Not that she had a lot to lose, it's just that Holly is the Mary Kate to her Ashley so it always looked like she was bigger than she was.) But honestly she's almost as dumb and Kendra, she just has a little bit more social grace. Well, sorta. I was appalled when she stripped in front of her stepfather. I though she was going to just pop up and sorta show them but when she ended up in nothing but pasties I was completely squicked out.

Yeah, so I don't think that I'll be watching this again. The girls seem more stupid this season. I hope that it's just because they want to play to the camera, but good grief, stripping in front of your stepdad and mother?!

Also, did anyone understand Holly's comment about Casablanca? Something about the main character being confused and once you find someone you truly love then no one else can come along...or something.
Really? Then what's going on with her and Hef?

I think she meant that she couldn't understand how the woman could be confused about her feelings for two men, because she is sooooo committed to Hef and nothing can ever change that. Except for death, maybe.

I was annoyed with how embarrassed Kendra was with her mother. I thought her mother looked good. She dressed for the theme of the party without showing too much skin. Kendra looked ridiculous, I thought. Of course, going to a Playboy party with your mother is just a little too weird.

I watched last night for the first time in a looong time. Hilarious.

I never found Kendra attractive till I saw her really done up. Normally her too-thin brows with her small eyes freak me out. I'd kill for her body, though.

Is Bridget new? I don't remember her.

Poor Holly. She really thinks she's the only one.

Agree.
Not a total waste of a present (given the taste of these women) IF she had taken the time to have the print framed beforehand.
Having a framed print would have looked a whole lot better than the rolled-up poster she came up with.
Stupid.

And Kendra getting GRILLS for her teeth ?
I was dozing off near the end of last nights episode, did I imagine that part -- or did I see that as a preview for next episode ?
100 ways too skanked.

Edit for spelling.

I agree that it could've been cute if it had been framed. Whatever, I guess Hef liked it. But as for the $500 - that sounds about right because it was obvious she did a photo shoot to take the picture and then hired a graphic artist to put together the finished product.

As for the grill - ugh! Seriously, end your contract, er, relationship and just hook up with a rapper. We get it already, you think you're hip-hop (though I'd like to point out that I don't agree she's hip hop - I mean honestly that hair! And please get thee a protein pack!!)

I thought one of the funniest bits was Bridget's father (or stepfather, not quite sure which one he is) was going on and on about the warm chicken in his salad, and Bridget had this sourpuss look on her face because all she was eating were veggies. I really dislike Bridget the most out of all of them, but I must say, if those are her real breasts, they look pretty damn good. She's got a good body, too bad she insists on showing it off to her parents.

Bridget definitely lost some weight, me and my fiance both noticed that. But now that he's 80, what are their longterm goals for life. I seriously doubt that he'll leave them anything to live off of. So when he kicks it they're going to be SOL. Kendra will probably find some athlete or rapper and can see Bridget marrying some doctor/dentist. Who knows with Holly...maybe one of his sons?

Oh, kids, where do I begin?

First let's just say that my suspicion that Bridgette's step dad molested her is not a suspicion any more. There was some bad touching going on in that family, for certain. And I don't buy that she has never stripped before...I'm sure she stripped for Step Dad to get allowance money growing up.

I agree. She looked like hot fried shit. You can take a girl out of the trailer, as they say. When her mom and the mom's friend (?) were looking for something to wrap the poster in and they touched her underwear, I recoiled in horror. You should at least put on some asbestos gloves before touching that skank's undies.

Holly is a fool. She can't understand a woman who can't make up her mind about two men? But she proclaims love to a man who gets girlfriends by the "economy pack"? Tube socks, Holly. That's what you are to Hef.

And did you see Hef checking out the new "painted girls"? I think he might have found replacements for the girls.

I hadn't come into post about last night's ep yet...


Kendra looks like on of t hos white girls that does interracial porn called "Nasty hot white chicks Who choke on blac dick"





Thankyou and goodnight! :)

Bridget's body looks great- although I wasn't expecting to see so much of it...

She has definitely lost some weight, but I hope she doesn't expect to get a job with those degrees of hers after a public striptease.

I was only half-paying attention to the narration last night, I didn't realize he was her step-father. That make me feel slightly less squicked.

If I could choose one of their bodies for my own I'd definitely take Bridget's. I think she's the prettiest of the 3 (definitely the most natural).

She's a producer's dream, isn't she?

Was any of Hef's actual family at the birthday party? Like, his various children and his wife? Maybe they've decided to avoid the show's cameras.

I think there's a bit of a lurve disparity happening... Holly seems to like Hef way more than he likes her, creepily so, while Hef has a big sweet spot for Kendra. No, really. When Hef addresses Holly, he's all formal and perfunctory, but he lights up with boyish glee at Kendra's never-ending stream of idiocy & bad gifts ($500 for that off-center POS? Nice.).

And Bridget's off in Bridget-land, stripping for her skeevy bad-touch parents & opining that she'll ditch her education that was overstressed last season ("look! She's studying for reals!!") and perhaps pursue a career as a stripper. In all honesty, I have to admire how she's so chirpy positive about gosh darn everything.

Nice to see they didn't bother to reupholster the tatty blue dining room chairs during the much-hyped renovation, either.

Holly, Holly... wonder what her backup plan is for when she doesn't get an almighty Hefner baby by the time she hits 30?

Still, the girls could all pick up a nice bit 'o swag doing little cameos like they did for The Matador. Is there any chance they will, I don't know, save the money? Hee hee. I really missed this show.

eta: I meant Scary Movie 4, of course.

(Memo to SnoopyKalena, in case you're reading this: I couldn't reply to you because your e-mail is private but sure, go ahead!)

On topic: I watched the show a second time, and I'm more than a little embarrassed about how much I'm enjoying this. I keep having the "who's using who?" debate with Mr. UL.

I wonder if Hef was pissed off when Kendra changed into jeans and a knit top for the Casablanca after-party (instead of staying in her tight dress). Now, Kendra, we do things how Mr. Hefner wants them done, or your contract is up and it's time for a new blonde.

And Kendra has to schedule a masturbation session before the party so she won't get horney during the party? Despite the fact that she is a porn producer's dream, this also supports the case that under the terms of her contract, she never has to touch that piece of beef jerky and two walnut shells hanging between Hef's legs. A woman with a real boyfriend who got horny during a party at her home could do her boyfriend.

Seems like Hef makes a lot of allowances for Kendra. Maybe because she's the youngest?

Holly is delsuional to think that she's going to get a baby out of Hef. I mean he doesn't care enough about her to divorce his first wife! All his lip service in this episode about the past few years being his best because of Holly didn't mean a thing. He does know how to wrok those girls though, I'll give him that.

Actually, Kimberly is his second wife...

The girls were on E! last night on the show that Ryan Seacrap hosts. They were at Kitson over the weekend to promote Holly's new jewelry line. The concept is basically everything comes with a bunny, but you can add other Playboy iconic symbols to your bracelet or necklace, like a champange bottle or Hef's car.

Golly gee whiz, she is so creative...yawn. That wasn't her idea. That was the result of her bothering Hef for a baby and Hef distracting her by saying, "Holly, how 'bout you start a line of Playboy jewelry!"

And that idea has been done to death by Playboy Ent. itself..There are also zillions of copy cat jewelry lines, etc. In any case, she would have to pay a butt load of royalties to Playboy Enterprises for the use of the Bunny. (IIRC Hef doesn't actually own a significant portion of the company anymore -- and the stock holders wouldn't be happy to lose licensing revenue.)

....that sound was Bridget jumping out of her bedroom window leaving Gizzy and Wednesday to fend for themselves the rest of their lives...

these girls are just worthless. I can't wait for the day that Hugh passes and I see them begging for change outside my 7-11

I am still squicked out by Bridget stripping in front of her DAD!! That's just a thousand wrongs. And I liked her too! :-(
She's so cutely blonde and delusional and fairies and princesses.

As for Holly, bitch seriously needs to be impregnated with the quickness. She must be out of her mind to think that Hef's spawn is gonna secure her a nice cushy payday - you just know his daughter's had the will signed and sealed in blood and is laughing her ass of at the goldiggers who think they're gonna get something when he kicks the bucket. But still if that's what makes Holly happy, impregnate her already! Anyone!!!

Kendra, blonde, hard, tacky, the brain cells of a slug. But so entertaining.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Eh ... ha!

I almost forget about this you guys!!!: WTF was a BABY BASSINETTE doing in Bridgette's room?? I certainly don't think it is for an actual baby so here are some guesses as to its use:
1) Wednesday sleeps in it. (Which is just so incredibly twee that I might have to go into a sugar coma just from thinking of it.)
2) Bridgette's Cabbage Patch Doll, Rebecca, sleeps in it. (Because you just know the woman still plays with dolls.)
3) Holly bought it in advance of any pregnancy and is storing it in Bridgette's room because there is too much OCD clutter in Hef's room for it.

I'm really surprised that Kendra's mom's friend was allowed to stay at the party. I thought all non-celebrities that attended mansion parties had to be approved to make sure no "ugly" people were there. Although it did look like the party was sort of empty when they were dancing around, so maybe they actually weren't allowed to stay past a certain time.

I liked Kendra's mom's outfit--appropriate for a woman her age, but she still looked sexy. And I think I've seen one of the 70s Playmates on an E! plastic surgery show (the one who was wearing the pale blue turtleneck).

Watching a second showing of this last night, I have decided once and for all that Bridget is by far the most annoying of the three. Every time she opened her mouth to explain something in that annoyingly animated drawn out way I cringed.

The Casablanca night after-party-thingy was kind of weird. I mean, if they were going for a "Rick's Cafe Americain" feel, it didn't work. It looked like fancy food in Hef's foyer. I just didn't see the point of trying to have a "theme" if they weren't going to go all out and at least have a guy on a piano playing "As Time Goes By".

Bridget's stripping in front of her (step?)father was definitely icky, but it seemed like he wasn't that comfortable with the whole thing. He kept kind of looking away awkwardly, like he knew it wasn't right. What is wrong with Bridget that she would think that it was in any way, shape, or form cute to strip in front of your parents? I mean, Jessica Simpson did it at Nick's b-day party in front of family/friends, but she didn't take anything off!

The 70's Playmates were OK. I mean, yeah, some of them look like they had MAJOR work done, but some of them looked like normal, 50-something women. I did think it was funny when Hef walked in and they all started shrieking and running towards him like schoolgirls. My favorite line was when the one said "Without this man, none of us would be here today!" Uh, yeah, DUH!

And did anyone notice Kendra's face when Holly passed around her cartoon drawing? It was a complete fake-nice face! I think a lot of Kendra's dumb-ness is a put on. Maybe she has designs on being #1. And by the look on Hef's face whenever she's around, I wouldn't say it's out of the question. He seems truly entertained and charmed by her. Sure, it's in a grandfatherly kind of way, but still. He never acts/looks that way about Holly!

**Edited to add: What was up with "Cristal Camden", one of Hef's ex-girlfriends helping Bridget with her striptease? Is it customary for the ex girlfriends to hang out around the mansion like that? I think I have seen her on there before...I would just think it would be a little awkward to have the exes around if they were once part of the harem.

Holly looked great in her gold dress. She seemed way more excited about the white peacoks then Hef did. And Kendra looked wierd in that dress. She kept complaining that it was too tight (which it was) and she could walk but it didnt look that tight. Maybe it had a supertight lining? I was really shocked at how good Holly looked.

I was watching the show and Mayaboy's mother came in just in time to see the part when Holly was fixing the tie for Hef and she said oh how nice that she is helping her grandpa. I told her that it is not her grandpa and she said her father? And I said no and she said oh my god not her husband and I said wrong again that is his girlfriend. Mayaboy's mother said she had no idea who Hef was.

I agree. He did look uncomfortable and he seemed much more aroused by his lunch than by Bridget. He actually seemed like a pretty nice guy. I wonder how long he has known Bridget? I think living in the Playboy world really changes ones sense of reality if Bridget thinks that pasties and a g-string are the same as being dressed. It's all so weird to me.

Considering the intelligence of these bimbos, I don't think it's that great an accomplishment.

I think Bridget's father showed major asshole tendencies at lunch. That whole scene was edited weirdly, but it seemed like he was making major "yummy noises" in order to rub it in that she was dieting.
Then his discomfort (at the striptease) seemed hard-onish to me. After all, this (gross) man has sexy pics of her hanging at his work space. I don't think he understands boundaries.
I also totally think that Hef does prefer Holly to the others. I think Kendra amuses him and that he likes Bridget, but he really seems to appreciate Holly's role in his life. Is that love? I don't know; but I think it might be enough to keep them both happy for awhile.
AND! Kendra seems to have let her fame go to her head. What little head she has. I don't think Hef CAN respect/like someone for long who is so disinterested in what he wants. I'm not saying it's a great thing, to be that self-focused, but he is-and she doesn't seem to care anymore. Maybe it's time she moved on and let both of them off the hook.

I've only seen this show maybe 2 times before, so I'm now up on all the backstories. Let me get this right....Holly isn't 30 yet? Boy, I would have guessed 34 by her face, but I guess Hef probably wouldn't be dating someone that "old". She seems way more into him than he is to her, beyond the obvious fact that he's got 3 girlfriends. The other 2 seem a little more realistic with that relationship. I like Bridget even though she's so chipper that I would want to beat her down. Then there's Kendra. I don't see one attractive thing about that girl. She's not pretty and her personallity is down right ugly. She is nothing but white trash. And I think that's what Hef likes about her. She's just pure trash and goes out of her way to be trashier. Watching her with her mom made me want to beat the snot out of her, she was just so rude.

Did I hear right that the theme for Hef's birthday movie night is always Casablanca? I know that he's a huge film fan and has a weekly movie night with a bunch of older men, but the same movie every year? He must really like Casablanca (and I've never even seen it).

I was thinking the same thing. He's also probably never met anyone so absolutely moronically stupid before in his life and finds it totally fascinating.

When Kendra said her line about "I hope the party goes on and on until I die...", my husband blurted out "...of a drug overdose."
Tee! Cracked me up. Evil evil me.