Well, the Buffy forums had one and the X-Files forum has one and since we are currently on hiatus and so bored out of our gourds that we're sending Kristen Bell a pillow (which is still cute), I think we should have one here.

Here's the rules:

1. Add one or two sentences to the story.

2. There is no rule two.

Here we go:

One day, Veronica was taking Backup for a walk when...

...a bus came careening around a sharp corner and headed straight for them. As they leaped out of the way...

...Veronica's life flashed before her eyes. In that instant...

...she was striken with an amazing revelation. Which was...

Clarence Wiedman was the bus driver! "Oh my god," Veronica said as she...

...sprinted for the sidewalk. "He's certainly stepped up his game." Backup, of course, said...

..."You must have missed the poisoned food he's been trying to slip me for the past three weeks. Of course, I nearly bite his hand off every time he offers it to me, which is understandably starting to piss him off." Veronica replied...

"You can talk? Wow, I never knew that. Can you tell me why you suddenly grew in size and changed color?"

To which Backup looked around furtively, then turned to Veronica and said, "I really would have thought you'd picked up on this by now, since I'd had you pegged as a smart girl, but...I'm a secret agent."

"The name's Bull. Pit Bull. Licence to bark."

Veronica decided to exploit the situation, "You wouldn't happen to know who killed Lily do you?"

"Well, it wasn't bloody me, if that's what you were thinking. I was nowhere near the scene. Nope. Not me. Not at all."

"I can't speak for that brown and white mongrel imposter, however."

"...I used to like the bastard, too, until he ran off with my girlfriend."

Veronica, still in interrogation mode, asked, "Well, if you don't know who killed Lilly, what do you know?"

"The Cubs will never win the World Series, the puke you call dog food gives me the runs, and..."

"...I really liked Rebecca. She found my happy spot. You were such a...

"Gah! You can stop with the TMI now," Veronica shouted. "And you're just lucky we're not feeding you the rats we find under the stairwell, Princess, so you can shut up about that dog food also."

"You keep that attitude, young lady," Backup barked at her, "and I won't tell you about the very interesting conversation I over-heard papa Mars having the other day."

Veronica appologized, "Sorry. Do tell! And please don't bite me! I'm skin and bones!"

"Not sure I feel like it now" Backup growled. "At least you could have called me Prince. Princess indeed! Anyway, I don't think Daddy Mars would want you to know that...

"But if you tell me, Backup, we can be best friends forever. Come on! Don't you want to be..." Backup interrupted this with a groan.

"Oh, I guess you've been talking to Wallace. How about you tell me where your happy spot is and we can go from there?" "I'd never do that for Wallace."

"Or should I say, 'I'd never do that for Wallace again.'"

"Right. Well," Backup stammered. "As I was saying, some people didn't need to ask where my happy spot was. Some people just knew it was..."

Just then, Wallace showed up, all full of pimp juice, and said,

"Your happy spot's right there," pointing right at Backup's...

Too slow

"Hey," snapped Backup, "Get your hand away from there, Mr. Pimp Juice! I haven't swung that way since my college days!"

"That's not what you said last night," said Wallace.

"Maybe I should leave you two alone" said Veronica Mars.

"Ixnay on the astlay ightnay!"

Suddenly, a dinosaur appeared on the front lawn.

"Ooh!" Veronica crooned, "I remember someone wanted to get my dad a dinosaur. That same someone gave me a pillow."

She wondered where she could buy enough gift wrap to cover it.

The dinosaur began approaching them. Wallace: Is that thing an herbivore or carnivore?

"carnivore," Veronica said. "Should we kill him? but then them PETA people will be all over us..." [my comment: see? I learned something new today!]

"Backup, get him!" cried Veronica.

Backup just stood there incredulously, "What? Do I look like 1.0 to you?"

"Wallace, get him!" cried Veronica.

"What? Do I look like Weevil to you?"

Veronica: I've got an idea. Veronica took out her camera and began taking pictures so the flashes would disorient the dinosaur then she took out her taser and stunned to it to unconciousness.

too slow

Suddenly, Weevil showed up to save them all, but was too late. Damn.

Weevil yelled, "What the holy fuck is that dead dinosaur doing there? Veronica Mars, what the hell did you slip into my drink last night?"

after taking a moment to calm down, "Well, maybe we could have dinoburgers or something?" declared Weevil.

The dinosaur stirred. "I'm not dead, you twit."

"The talking animal bit is mine, you bastard!" yelled Backup. "Who gave your prehistoric ass a SAG card anyway?"

Veronica was confused. "Me? but I thought Logan was with you last night!"
Nah. way too late.

The dinosaur then ate Backup 2.0 and declared, "I am Backup 3.0!"

"In that case, to hell with the pooper scooper laws." said Veronica.

Inside the dinosaur, Backup 2.0 belched loudly, and Backup 1.0 came rolling out of his mouth.

"Uh, I'm going home," said Weevil. "Tilt your head if you need anything."