Help - Search - Members - Calendar
Full Version: Scenes You Desperately Want To See
TWoP Forums > Current TWoP Shows > Desperate Housewives > Desperate Distractions
voodoo4936
Post the dinner table revelations, shopping excursions, or all-out catfights you're jonesing for here.
Lady V
I would really like to see Rex having an affair with, or even marrying Edie. Actually, the part of this that I want to see is BREE.

THAT would be great TV.
alexias
I want Rex to be caught with a man. And the reason for Bree's perfect wife role? She knew all along that he was gay.
baby8love
Nekkid!Mike. Mmm... *drool*

More of the ladies night out or just doing stuff together. That's always fun.

More sex! Preferably not involving Edie.

Did I mention Nekkid!Mike?
valeriel
I want to see Felecity Huffman's character actually parent her children...for once. The little monsters. Send'em to military school.

I want to see Carlos' face when he catches his wife with hot Miguel.

And seeing Bree completely and totally losing it over GayRex, the daughter bringing home a black boyfriend, anything, would be DELICIOUS.
MisterZ
I'd like to see more of Felicity Huffman in that dress...mmmmm.
outtabreath
Nekkid!Mike. Mmm... *drool*

Oh amen, baby8love. I'd pay good money to see that!
masked_spangler
"And special guest star William H. Macy..."
valeriel
"And special guest star Donna Mills...."
The Returnee
Bree having an affair, and not with the Doc, with someone more interesting.
nit
Naked Bree.

Bree and Rex having hot sex. Him crying after.

Naked Lynette.
The Done One
I want Bree to go batshit crazy and blow up Wisteria Lane after finding out that Rex is doing Mike and Hot Gardener Miguel.
The Other Daughter
I'd like to actually see Susan drawing pictures-she's a children's books illustrator and while her hours might be flexible she's gotta do the job sometimes...
Genius
I want to see John, Karl and Mike is a desperately hot naked threeway!
Rhea13
I want Bree to go batshit crazy and blow up Wisteria Lane after finding out that Rex is doing Mike and Hot Gardener Miguel.

I want Bree to go batshit crazy...




That is all.

Also, I 3rd the nekkid!Mike. And 4th it... mmmmm..
baby8love
Yeah, I actually wouldn't mind seeing Bree finally breakdown. I wanna see her yell, kick, throw things. That would be good entertainment.
Warden
I want to see Bongo's reaction while he's seeing Susan and Mike have sex.
suz16
Wife Swap comes to Wisteria Lane and Bree and Lynette exchange lives for a month.
Lara_2113
How about Bree and Gabby? Can you picture Bree being forbidden from cleaning, forced to let the maid do it all?

Warden - how about some more Bongo, period? Bring back Mr. Whiskers? Get Bree a puppy? How is it none of the main four have pets? That's statistically improbable. And the Scavo Zoo doesn't count.
clarkins
Naked Lynette
Naked Bree
Lynette going postal again on another mother--doesn't have to be Sharon Lawrence's character.
alexisrae
baby8love - I 2nd the girl's night. I'd like to see them all go the bar and ride the bull!

Also, bring in Super Nanny to show Lynette how to control the three p's.
Meaghan Edwards
Gabrielle walking in on John and Carlos having sex, a la Six Feet Under.

Postal!Bree. On the downside of this, Rex could be so turned by her show of rage and dominance hat he could have another heart attack!

Lynette putting her children up for adoption at the humane society to return to her high profile job.

Tom having an affair with . . . Karl.
Long December
Add me to the list of people that are dying to see naked!Bree. Yum. That's not likely to happen though - it's ABC, not HBO. Damnit. Postal!Bree would definitely be awesome. It's going to happen at some point, the woman will unravel and it'll all be let out. I can't wait!
swingkitten
I have said this several times everywhere, I just want shirtless!Zach.
Lizka
Lynette attending parenting classes.
swingkitten
I have said this several times everywhere, I just want shirtless!Zach.


Well, I got my second choice. Zach on the guitar. Le sigh.
Meaghan Edwards
I want to see shirtless!Zach . . . With the guitar.
swingkitten
I want to see shirtless!Zach . . . With the guitar.


That is beautiful. Meaghan Edwards, I need to befriend you.
Meaghan Edwards
Go right on ahead, swingkitten!

I want to see Batshit!Felicia. That would be too cool.
ladyrott
I want a flashback showing how all these women became friends. I would especially like to see the other three's reaction when Gabby moved into the neighborhood.
swingkitten
I want to see Edie reach out to Zach. If you remember that Edie was one of the "overlooked" kids in school and Zach's pool-party run-in with Andrew, this would work nicely.
Losky2
Domme!Bree in full force with Sub!Rex handcuffed to the bed of course.
ladyrott
I want to see Susan's mother run over by a train.

I wouldnt mind meeting some of Bree's family, maybe a family reunion type deal.
JakeyIsSusan
I want to see Justin show up at Andrew's door beggng to get him back (this is assuming Andrew kicked him to the curb), and then Justin is unexpectedly consoled by Bree.
ladyrott
I want to see Lynette with a decent plot line that does not center around her kids.
Meaghan Edwards
I want to see if Carlos really would cry if he had to have sex with Bree. Maybe he's a crying ejaculator, too!
smarty05

I want to see if Carlos really would cry if he had to have sex with Bree. Maybe he's a crying ejaculator, too! [/quote]

You know, I would love, for that matter, to see Bree with any man. I know, everyone is sad that Rex died, but I am ready to see Marcia's chemistry with another actor. (Always thought MC and Doug Savant would look GREAT together but...)

ETA: Another scene I would like to see: George locked up. I hate Bree with Him. It just doesn't add up.
ladyrott
I desperately want to see Bree shoot George (preferably while he is sneaking into her house, so she wont get into trouble), one bullet, right between his beady little Rex-killing eyes.
faeriekitten99
I want to see...

(just in case anyone didn't see the previews for next week)
Edie and Carl get married.
Long December

(Always thought MC and Doug Savant would look GREAT together but...)[/quote]

I think they'd look great together too, but the Melrose part of my brain would just keep screaming at me, '... it's Crazy Kimberly and Gay Matt! They hate each other's guts! How can they be together!? This is so many levels of wrong!' Heh. But I agree that Bree is ready for some serious lovin' - poor gal needs it. I personally think it would be better from another woman... To see conservative, religious Bree finding herself attracted to another woman would be an awesome storyline.
TheRocket
Edie and Susan doing a dance routine from a Saturday Night Fever then Edie saying at the end "You got served"
Meaghan Edwards
I want to see Mike dump Susan for Carlos. The two have really good chemistry off the show . . .
smarty05
I would love to take a turn away from Bree's intense storyline, and see all of the wives taking her out to a bar sometime. That way, we could see drunk!Bree and them all interacting!
TheRocket
Edie and Susan could take her to that rodeo bar, Smarty... what I wouldn't give to see Bree on that bronco
PeachyLaRue
I want to see Doug Savant in that thong again. Preferably with a back view as well this time. I don't care if he's as old as my dad. Tom Scavo = FILF. Or is it DILF?

I'd also like to see John and Justin and Andrew having a three-way. And just to prove his heredity: See Andrew cry after he ejaculates and have Justin call him a little sissy.

I wanna see more interaction! Bree and Felicia. Julie and bree. Hell, Julie babysitting the ScavoSatanSpawn (SSS).

I want to hear (!!!!) Mr. Whiskers narrate. Or have Mary Alice narrate during posthumous menopause.

I'd also like to see Susan wear a bra, but miracles don't always happen.
Sparkina
Tom in the briefs again.

The prisoner in betty's basement turning out to be Matthew's evil twin.

Andrew having lied about lying about being gay. He actually IS gay and has a crush on an older fellow. A real MAN, not a schoolboy. The handsome, sophisticated gentleman who is the target of Andrew's heart is none other than . . . . Carlos. Carlos explains to Andrew that he is hetero, and the rejected Andrew goes batshit crazy and shoots Gorgeous Carlos right in the . . . . huevos!
Marguryte
I second the Andrew and Carlos scene, but in my version, Carlos showers Andrew with gifts and fine flowers, and as Andrew standing in a pink bathrobe on the Casa De Solis porch, all scruffy and sexed and Gabbi walks up to Carlos, "So who's the pedo now?"

Also, I want to see Bree and Andrew kill George together in one of the sweetest mother/son bonding moments in television history.
Meaghan Edwards
Carlos reenacting the infamous Six Feet Under scene in which Ramon is found with another dude, with whatever other DH man.
ainie
The Scavo boys running into the livingroom where Lynette and Tom are watching TV, and Preston (or Porter or whoever) says:
We've taking after the big boy next door, Andrew. We've gotten ourselves a lawyer, and we're seeking emancipation.
Lynette doesn't look away from the TV, but answers:
Fine. Bring Penny, won't you?
sweet cheeks
I wanna see a scene in which all of the 5 women (including Edie) start arguing and insult each other. Edie insulting Susan is always fun, but let's see all of the women letting their bitch-y sides come out, that would be entertaining, especially the way they'll try to appologize later.
(I'm having hard time remembering if there was ever such a scene in S1?...)
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.
Invision Power Board © 2001-2008 Invision Power Services, Inc.