Ok..here is a place where we can post our favorite quotes from each eppy!

Don't forget to include the speaker of the quote as well as who, if anyone, it was said to.

Enjoy!

"When she let those puppies out they were full grown dogs" - Ms. J regarding Toccara's "puppies"

"Eva is Miss Golden Delicious." - Nole Marin to the other judges.

Edited because I misquoted...oops!

"you walk like you got chewin' gum between your legs" -- miss jay to eva.

Amanda: "Any of could model...it's just a matter if you can be American's Next Top Model..."

Because looking at Yoanna on the covers of Vogue, Marie Clair, W, etc. you just know there is no disconnect whatsoever between winning the contest and being a working top model.

Eva to Jennipher: "First of all, I didn't even know you were a bitch."

Is "Bitch poured bear on my weave!" so out of vogue already that no one has mentioned it yet?

"They're cheering cause your titties are hanging out."--Eva



some things go without saying.

but they shouldn't. :)

Well, this quote is from last season, but I still think it's the best statement ever on this show.

You think I'm a bitch? I'm a member of the PTA.

Another good one was "I look like a platypus!" from Kelle.

How funny would the show title have been "The Girl that Looks Like a Platypus"

Another past season:

"When you are a top model, your face becomes a household name."--Yoanna House

"I'm just gonna do me..."
-Everyone on the show

"I'm tired of fightin'. I don't wanna fight no mo'!"
-Tiffany WetWeave

"Thank you Martin Luther. But I'm with Malcolm."
-Tiffany WetWeave

"I swear to GOD, you'll like be in my WEDDING!"
-Ann Issues

"Nude me up!"
-Leah Gonebyebye

Oh, there are so many good ones!

"He called me a ho!"--Catie on Simon Doonan

"You had sex!?"--Hi-Pitch Eric to Randi Shandi

"I'm very good at selling products--I've been in retail since I was 19."--Ebony

"Maybe [Shannon] should have a few teeth removed."--Janice

"Don't look like a hoochie. / Do walk like it's for sale and the rent's due tonight."--Jay Manuel and J. Alexander on consistency

"Girl, you walk like you on crack!"--J. Alexander to Xiomara

"I don't have an eating disorder. I hardly ever make myself throw up."--Cassie

"Norelle, that one looks like you're taking a dump."--Jay Manuel on a bad pose

"I'm not going to look like a dumb idiot."--Norelle right before taking a header

"I'm not going to cast another black bitch."--Tyrant right before casting Eva

"J? You *(&*ing sh*t slice."--Elyse

"Goodnight, slut-ho."--Adrianne

"Oh mah word."--Robynne

My favorite quote of the night came from Amanda:

(something to the effect of)

"We all have the capacity to be models, now its just a question of who will be America's Next Top Model?"

Oh, Amanda. ~sigh~ That's just so sad and delusional on so many levels I don't know where to start.

ETA: Route66 beat me to it.

Wasn't that Shannon? Robin's favorite exclamation was "Oh, Jesus, Jesus!" from the snake photo shoot.

"You look like you escaped from a mental institution. Your arms look amputeed. Your legs look amputeed. And you appear to have a penis."--Janice on Kesse's movement photo

"You look like a walrus in chiffon."--Nole Marin on Xiomara's underwater photo

"Only my husband should see my private party."--Anna on nudity

"I play Paris Hilton" - Norelle

A Janice quote from last season, I think:

"You look like the batteries in your vibrator just died."

My favorite would be Robynne:

From Cycle 1 I really enjoyed:

Adrianne: "How do you say 'How does your cooch smell?' in French?"

"because of a cer-tain bitch(snap)"

"because of a cer-tain bitch(snap)"

- song written and performed brilliantly
by Amanda

God bless Janice.

"I'm not really up on prostitute trends." - Elyse, on Robyn's hair.

"Girl you about to be deep fried!" -- Miss J., on Greasegate

"You're worthless. You parents must be ashamed of you." -- Elyse on Giselle.

"How do you like these babies!!" --Adrianne, showing Elyse her cha-chas.

I think "back your bags, ya'll you're goin' to Milan" goes without saying too.

Suprised no one has said this one yet:

Kelli: "I need some sunglasses. Can I use your sunglasses?"

Repeat 37x.

Yoanna, on the Milanese shopping excursion in season 2: "It's the teen dream."

I'm sure you are correct, perfessor Tackhead. Thank you.

"It's clear that Robin doesn't have the personality to be a top model. She should be working at Avis."

and

"I was really offended by that. I'm a member of the PTA." -- Janice, Queen of the Non sequitur

"Ginselle" -- Ebony, many times

Amanda: "I need those crystals! They get rid of my negagiiiivityyyyyy!! Wah!"

She really reminded me of Darryl Hannah in Splash this week. Remember the scene when Darryl Hannah is in the TV department and Tom Hanks asks her "What's your real name?" and she goes "EeeeeEEEeeEEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeEEEeeeee!"
Yeah. NegagiviteeeEEeeeEEEEEeeeeEEEE!!

Shut. Up. Amblinda.

Adrienne from S1:

"I love my mom and it kicks ass that she's here...like, a whole lot of ass."

Also from that episode, Route 66, I liked:

[tearfully with sniffles] "My momma ain't never seen Times Square!" said by Adrianne in the confessional.

Amanda:

"What's $10 to catch a bitch? BAM!!"

Tyra to Norelle at her judging (speaking in her best Ebonics with neck roll):

"Those other girls should be scuuurrred of you!"

Which prompted my friend to ask, "What, was Adrianne born under a truck?"

"These girls, myself included, have been like monkeys in a cage, and you drop big bananas inside, of course they're going to tear the peels off".

-April from Season Two, talking about Shandi getting it on with her Italian stallion

Jay Manuel to Nicole S1 (or was that Heather?):

"What are you going to do, go back home and work at Burger King?"

Someone probably can correct my memory...

It WAS Nicole.

From the UPN website, Mr. Jay to a Heather:



so you're right either way...

Best line from Kelle, so far:

"I was in denial about my snout, but now I know."

also, Nigel's "That was scary" when Janice got all in his face.

"Pretend like [the gown is] a cow giving birth."--Janice to Jenniphur tonight

"It's not enough to know it, you have to show it." --Tyra, S2

"You did better after you responded to the nasty." Jay Manuel, roughly

"And smells like cupcakes!"--Model to Jay M. on Bad Cover Girl Commercial

'But I don't throw up after every meal!'. - Cassie

"That'd be like me complaining one morning that my eyes are small and slanted."
--April, on Camille's "big lips" from VH1

J. Manuel: She looks like a porn star.
Janice: So do you!
J: [gesturing to Janice] We're talkin' silicone valley up in here!

Tyra: There are lots of ways you can say a word: Tyra, give it to me sexy: passion. Tyra, give it to me soft: passion. Tyra, give it to me fierce: passion

Norelle: "I'm not a good dier", almost as stupid as Jessica Simpson's "I'm not a good try-er clothes-er on-er"; maybe those two should get together...

My fave so far (season 3):

Tyra to Yaya, dancer,

"What we're saying is, less Cirque du Soleil...more couTURE."

the wha'?

Here are some of my favorites:

Eva: "First of all, I didn't even know you were a bitch!!" (to Jennipher)

Amanda: "Detective, Detective" (doing that dance while setting trap to catch Eva)

Amanda: "What's $10 to catch a bitch??" (priceless.)

Toccara: " I don't know why Amanda was up there complainin' about her eyes when she was up there doin' this and doin' this (along with dance motions in the van after the runway challenge). It didn't seem like you were too worried about yo' eyes then."

Yaya: "And then when we get in the back she's like, "Is this a pole?" (referring to Amanda after the runway challenge)

Eva: "Find your niche and do your thing and don't hate on the next person." (to Jennipher)

Mercedes: "When I got out on the runway, I noticed I walked past Yoanna. I was like, "Oh, fuck that bitch!!"

Catie: "Let me tell you something 'bout Miss 'Diva'!" (referring to Camille)

Amanda: "I'm missing a hundred dollars and my crystals gone, because of a certain BITCH, mmmm, certain bitch, certain bitch." (song about Eva "stealing from Amanda)

What about these

J. Alexander: "Your walk is as useless as a flashlight with no batteries in it." (to that worthless Yoanna)

Nole': "She looks like Miss J." (at panel on Kelle)

Nigel: "I was backed up in my chair because it looked like a train wreck coming at me" (to Kristi in panel where Miss J administered a runway challenge)

Kelle: "Oh my God I look like a platypus!!!"

Toccara: "Obviously she know how to work it cause bitch gettin' paid!!" (to Kelle)

"A capsule hotel is a hotel of capsules." Thanks, Amanda. That really clears things up.

From UPN website S3:
Ann about Toyko: "It's New York, as they say, to the tenth power!"

How can I ever forget this one:

Eva: "The person that needed the facial, GOT the facial." (about Yaya)

That one was just plain scandalous, but oh so true I am afraid.