Jessicas parents are so...gross. Her dad looks like the type whos addicted to gay porn in secret. He reminds me of the type who likes to hug big chested young girls. I think that Jessicas parents play the "minister" angle because they think it would gain them some brownie points as parents. How about teaching your children some common sense?

Heehee. The dude is beyond creepy. Everytime I watch Jessica's "Driven" on VH1 (yes, I'm pathetic enough to have watched it more than once) I'm amazed by his skeevy-ness. Having Jessica wear a promise ring before marriage to proclaim that her father is "the only man in her life?" And instead of being happy at her wedding, he said it was "painful" because it meant she was no longer going to be a virgin? Good lord, this man is obsessed with his daughter's sex life. Frickin' creepy!! And every time I see a news clip of Jessica and Nick, Skeevy Dad is always right there, lurking and watching her. I understand he's her manager, but come on, dude!

I may need surgery to have my eyeballs brought to their normal position from where they are lodged in the back of my head. Beware: don't roll your eyes too far back when watching this show. Your face really can freeze that way.

There ought to be a disclaimer.

OK, the solar pool cover...because Nick is too cheap to use the heater! And then to see it blow away.


Heeee!!!

Nick to SpaCee: "I was too busy writing a check for the mortgage."

AAAH fucking HAAA. Heavens, she is a bitch and a half. Flippantly ordering the guy who lets you live in his house to vacuum your room? Getting mad at him because you're too worthless to pick up your own damn napkin? Girl, please.


And please, MTV, I never want to see Jessucka's sage green cameltoe ever. again.

Simple! Sell the watch and you can heat the pool for the next ten years. Prolly pay the pool man, too.

Better yet! Hire me, I'll handle those pesky details for you Nick. And keep you company while you're vacuuming or you know, whatever...just hang out at the plasma TV, or um...whatever.

I just about died when he said that. She didn't have too much to say back, now did she? :) What a lazy fucking bitch.

Playing the Three's Company theme was certainly appropriate. They must be having sex sometimes or Casey (even the CC used that and not CaCee) wouldn't have heard them. Jessica must be a screamer.

I sometimes wonder if Jess constantly calls Nick 'Baby' because it's too much trouble for her to remember his name.

Were they watching porn?

I think that Jessucka and Spacee were watching some music video or performance - with the shaking weiners of posturing boys and masterbation in the tub, can it be Britney?

One can only hope.

Hard to tell...there was no bow-chicka-baow-baow soundtrack, if they were. Or maybe they had it muted for filming purposes.

Ha ha ha LOL!!! That was awesome! I am wiping tears away!

Has it been mentioned before in this thread that Spacey CaCee totally resembles that stupid bitchy girl from Sorority Life 1, called Jordan or something, with the really curly hair?

Also, I get the vibe that CaCee is attracted to Jessica.................................

" I can hear you guys a little at night, mostly you Jess."

I don't know how Nick can stand being in the room with Spacey. I died when he made the comment about paying the mortgage!



I think they were watching the Britney showtime concert. It aired sometime in March. I think the looks between Jessica and Spacey had to do with Britney's performance.

Edited because punctuation is my friend!

And to think - if Jessucka knew how to type, she might make a halfway decent snarker! She and Spacee were really enjoying tearing into the show!

You have to admit, the look on Nick's face as he watched the "performance" of whom I can only assume is Britney-the-whore was priceless.

I didn't think Nick's "mortgage" joke was funny. I thought it was rather mean-spirited, actually. Obviously, from all her remarks and telling Jessica she should just get a hotel or something, Casey already feels like a bit of an intrusion. I feel that way when I'm spending a single night somewhere, so I can only imagine how uncomfortable she probably is. Casey's done nothing that shows me she is unappreciative of Nick and Jessica letting her stay in their house. The vaccum comment seemed like a joke to me because of the way she rolled up the window before he could respond and smirked. Perhaps if she had been at their house for 3 months or something, I could understand Nick's attitude. But it doesn't seem like it's been that long, so letting her stay for a while in their house while she totes Jessica from audition to audition and acts as a food delivery person for them and then making "jokes" about her being there just seems kind of mean to me.

SpaCee is STILL around next week? Go the fuck away, bitch! GAH! HATE.

Also, next week looks damn good. We can only hope the stalkers DO run FaceContorionssa off the road.

The thing is she wasn't uncomfortable.

I've decided, after this episode, that I don't like Jessica or Nick, but I hate Jessica less. Nick is a complete asshole. And the fact that he worships Bruce Willis tells me all I really need to know about the guy.

Looks like she canceled her second show

I find it extremely odd, and lucky, that Britney, Christina, and Jessica have all had problems with their tours this summer. Of course Jessica's has not canceled her tour, but still. It's very weird.

So was it a trick of the editing that whenever Jessica insisted that she sucked at the audition, Casey [sic] never tried to console her or assure that she didn't suck? I kept expecting the most awesome assistant ever to placate her "boss" and tell her that she was fine. And how dumb do you have to be to hire an assistant who just moved into town and doesn't know how to get around LA?

I think that Casey would get on my nerves in about 1 minute flat. I don't blame Nick for knocking on her and telling her to shut it 100 times. Casey is a bossy no brain bitch. She thinks she is really funny ordering Nick around in front of the cameras in his own house. I would seriously kick her ass if I let her stay at my house and she treated me like that.

And what the hell is Jessica thinking having her best friend be her assistant? That is a recipe for disaster because when you mix friendship with a business relationship like that it can have a bad outcome. Plus Casey is just as brain dead as Jessica. When they tried to figure out what a double was when they were eating dinner and then Casey pipes in with "I used to play softball, I know" right after totally not knowing what the hell it was was beyond retarded.

An another note, how horrible a singer is Ashley Simpson in those commercials they showed during Newlyweds? YIIIIIIIIIKES! HORRIBLE! My dog ran into the other room yipping in ear pain.

Does anyone know how old Casey is anyway?? Anywho, I hate her too. Hate her guts. I just had to roll my eyes (twice) with Nick when Casey and Jess couldn't even get up and find the showtimes for a movie. How long would that take on the internet? 5 secs tops? It would take longer to complain about it then to actually do it.

As for the next episode, it should be kinda funny. Though, I do sympathize for some celebs because the paparazzi gets pretty friggin obnoxious. I mean, sure, they got themselves into this, but think about it from another angle. Ya gotta ask yourself WHY are these morons so friggin obsessed with Jessica walking around in friggin sweatpants. Yeah celebs are snotty if they turn down a couple of kids who want their autograph, but for jeebus' sakes, those razzis need to head on over to ebay and bid on a life.

This episode was far more entertaining to me than last week's.

Best moment was Nick's mortgage check line to Spacee. Ha! She's horrid, and she absolutely, positively deserved it.

Close second? Jess and Spacee eating at my very favorite cheesy Los Angeles Mexican restaurant, El Coyote. That place is too much fun with a few friends and a table heavy with pitchers of sangria.

It may just be me, but I was picking up a sexual vibe between Cacee (or whatever the hell her name is) and Mr. Lachey.

She was commenting on his hair, aware of their sexual noisemaking, making flirty comments like "vacuum my room", "bring me my food", and a few other things...

Nick probably wants her out of the house because he knows she's crushing on him, and he has no desire to throw away his sweet deal during a moment of weakness.

Casey, the PERSONAL ASSISTANT to Jessica Simpson was complaining about picking up food from a restaurant and looking up movie times. NOT paying for it, PICKING IT UP! Then she commented on how she picked up the food last time when Nick was passed out on the couch. This is what led to the lovely mortgage comment. Either the woman is Jessica's bestest buddy or she's the assistant, pick one. Also eagle eye viewers have surmised that Casey has been there at least a month and after last week's failed apartment hunt I applaud Nick for his passive-aggressiveness. In my world Casey's comments would have gotten these responses

"My dishwasher in Texas would have cleaned it". Well then take your ass back to Texas, was the proper response (in my world).

"Could you vacuum my room while you're at it?". How about you buy a vacuum and your own house, THEN I'll do it (The proper response in my world)

"Could you bring me my food". I could. How about I bring it to you in your house. (Once again, my world, my response)

At some point the cameras leave, the parents return to their home, Jessica's entourage goes barhopping, but Casey is still there. That has got to wear thin, mainly because she's Jessica Redux (referring to her bank account).

Fuck Cacee
Fuck Jessica
Fuck Nick
Fuck MTV

I think that says it all...

I'll take door #3, Monty!

This may be just me, but if my friend were to listen to me and my man knock boots in the next room and then proceed to laugh about it over dinner, you'd better belive that her shit would be on the curb the next morning!! How fucking sick is that!!! She could have put on headphones or something!!!

Word. She would have been better off picking her mom to be her personal assistant - at least her assistant would then be useful. I'm wondering how this whole arrangement came to be. Does Casey just suggest moving to LA and then Jessica says she could "work" for her? Do they even pay her? I found it kind of pathetic when Casey was going to look for an apartment. Her best friend has millions of dollars and a huge house, and there she was trying to haggle for six weeks of free rent. Sheesh - is it a total surprise that she would rather live at their house? She's not really being an assistant, she's basically just a freeloading friend. I don't care if it's her best friend, at some point, it's time to go.

I thought the moment where Casey was telling them that she could hear Nick and Jessica during their bedroom activities was hilarious.

Thought it was also funny when Jessica was leaving the embarassing audition, some random passerby did a double take to look at her ample boobs.

Was anyone else fooled by the swimming fish in the pool next to Nick? When I first saw it, I thought it was pretty cool that they had a saltwater fish in the pool, but then I wondered how it could survive.

It's not just you. I can see them having an affair later on down the road. Like, when Jessica is filming her next Pizza Hut commercial. I wouldn't leave my attractive friend around my unemployed husband in my house! Not a chance!

ditto to that

Word to all of the posters who mentioned that Casey has been flirting with Nick. She always seems to have this little smirk on her face when talking to him. I'd say it's partially because she's a bitch, but the other part is definitely the "I secretly want you" look.

Jessica doesn't seem to notice at all, since she's constantly sitting there laughing at her new sidekick. Hopefully someday soon she'll take little Casey aside and tell her that there's only room for one idiot in that house.

Edited to change "CaCee" to "Casey," because I tried to spell the girl's name the way she wants it spelled, but it's just too stupid.

I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one who noticed the vibes that Casey* had going for Nick. I don't think she wants him; she wants Jessica's life. I saw a recent papparazzi photo of Jessica getting off her tour bus. Casey was with her. So I guess she is still her ASSistant. Jessica loves having Casey around (someone to team up against horrible, never understanding Nick with and someone to believe that ballerino is a dancing term), so the girl isn't going anywhere.

Although I laughed at the mortage joke when it first slid off of Nick's yummy lips, we all know that it's Jessica's money in the checkbook and if she wants her BFF to live with them, there isn't much he can really do.

*I refuse to call any grown woman by the name of CaCee.

**WARNING, THIS POST WILL BE LONG**

Ok, I work with a lady that knows Jessica and her family (I live in Texas). Her son even recently came back from California and attended some sort of show that Jessica had and met with her backstage etc. Now, this co-worker and I were discussing the creepy dad. My co-worker said that when she first started to watch the show she was SHOCKED at how the Daddy Simpson acted. She said that he was a wonderful youth pastor and very religious. Well, I told her that he seemed like a pedofile to me. She agreed. We both thought it was beyond creepy just how much he comments on Jessica's sex life. What NORMAL father, be it a pastor or not, makes comments constantly about their daughter's sex life. My co-worker and I both agreed that maybe the LA lifestyle has gotten to the dad and he is no longer walking that closely with Jesus. Who knows? There is no denying that there is *something* off about him.

Cacee, Casey, KC, K-Cee or how ever you spell it.....

Ok, first of all , when you stay with anyone rent free, you SHOULD be helping to keep your dwelling space clean. K-Cee ordering Nick around is inappropriate and he has every right to be snide to her. K-Ceeeee needs to be put her in place. And she also needs to recognize that Nick and Jessica are technically still newlyweds and with their schedules don't spend that much time together. So, the time they do have together, who wants some bratty third wheel tagging along? If Casey had any sense, she would keep her fat mouth shut, help keep the house clean and leave Nick the hell alone. She's ungrateful and I almost get the feeling that since Jessica is her friend she feels can treat Jessica's man like dirt. No matter how you slice it or dice it, Nick is the man of the house and KC needs to respect that.

And where are Cacee's plans about moving out? I know Nick took her around to look at apartments but what now? Who moves out to another state with no plan of action? Hmmm, someone that probably has no intentions of getting their own place and plans on mooching off of a friend.

I noticed the sexual vibes when Nick was on the floor and CaCee was on top of him giving him (a weak) massage. She seemed to just be rubbing her hands up and down his body not really massaging anything. Jessica was sitting on the chair not really paying attention.

I thought CaCee was annoying. When I stay over at someone's house, I'm really aware of the fact that I'm a guest. I try my best to get out of the way and not disturb their routine. I understand that CaCee is Jessica's BFF but she also needs to understand that they aren't two single girls living it up in LA.
The comment about hearing them have sex was inappropriate. CaCee has known Jessica for years not Nick. My best friend just got married and I don't call her at all hours of the night. I don't ask her to stay out until 2 in the morning with the rest of our single friends. And I sure as hell don't make inappropriate jokes with/about her husband. I barely know the guy. I've known her since the 8th grade. It's all about respect.
And Ca to the Cee doesn't have it. Or tact. or social skills it seems.

ETA: an s to skills

Oh, Lordy, the baseball conversation had me in tears. I love that getting to second base on one hit seemed like it would be "too easy to be called a double," so instead they invented some convoluted definition of a double that involves a double play. Hee hee, ho ho. The whole thing cracked me up.

I hate to make fun of accents, but the way Casey said "wink" just sounded weird. WEEENK.

I just thought of something or maybe I missed something. I thought Drew's wife was suppose to be Jessica's assistant? I know they spent alot of time together the first season and she was with her when Jessica did certain events.

Word to that.

Here's a theory, maybe the the sick father brought in the new girl to be the dingbat because perhaps Jessica is getting tired of trying to be stupid all the time. I don't think she's as stupid as she appears to be on the show. She was very upset that she failed in that audition, whether she wanted to get the part or not, she definitely wanted to do her best.

I don't think anybody has commented on this yet but did anyone find it extremely funny when they were doing the Three's Company theme and Pa Simpson peeks his head through the door like the nosy neighbor.

YES prettyprincess! My sister and I totally called that last night. They both have that too-curly-almost-looks-like-a-perm hair and are a little bit mannish in the face.

Leah runs a "party-planning," business in LA, maybe you're thinking of how Drew used to be Nick's assistant.

Who was Casey talking to on the phone about baseball? I didn't catch that part. But, maybe if I had caught that part and ran around the bases it would have been a double.

That was so unbelievably staged, it was painful. Those two can NOT act. The MTV marketing weasels were scrambling to gather the next focus group for “is a double really 2 bases?” T-shirts. [tm Season 2 recaps theory]


The was the first time I honestly felt bad for her. She really was embarrassed and I’m glad Nick was so sweet to her.[/small voice]

…back to hating her…
Casey, Casey, Casey, you have very clearly over-stayed your welcome. Nick shouldn’t have to make several comments hinting around.


Yeah that was pretty funny. :o) So true, so true.

SpaCee "I used to play softball" taking lessons in terminology from Jessica? I think part of it might be that she's afraid to contradict Jessica. Jess was very adamant that she was right. I bet SpaCee's disagreed with Jess before and it's burned her. That could be why she said nothing when Jessica complained that her audition sucked. SpaCee's not allowed to have an opinion or be correct. Either agree with the princess or keep quiet.

Word that BigGayPaSimpson probably hired her. Bitch still needs to get out of the house. Nick is exactly right to complain, though it's time to sit those two airheads down and discuss a move out deadline. Ridiculous what some guys will put up with for a little dirty-dirty.

Does Jessica only eat Mexican? Other than the Chinese takeout they always seem to go to Mexican restaurants.

I could understand KC staying with Nick & Jess if she had lost her job, left a bad relationship or anything similar to that. But i'm sure Jessica is paying her enough to find a decent apartment to live in.

If there is any hope for this season, Lea and Drew will make an appearance SOON! I miss them.

Not only did I see this, I immediately thought that was MTV's way of saying "Yeah, he's creepy and sick and way too keen on bringing sex into every single conversation" a la Pervert Larry in the original Three's Company show.

This is seriously stupid, but can anyone tell me what that fishy thing is called so I can get one? This is sad, but I was loving that fish, watching it on Tivo over and over again, I want one for my bathtub (my cats would like it too). I live in the midwest, the bathtub is the only place for it. I'm hoping to avoid spending 5 hours searching pool toy sites for it

Casey was calling some guy named Scott, I was trying to figure out if it was her boyfriend or someone she wants to date. My guess is he's a minor leaguer in Texas who Casey sees as her future meal ticket. (Of course it could be her little brother)

Jessica should really avoid telling Casey about the faces Nick makes when he's showering. Simply because it'll be one of those "incidents" where Jessica is out of town and Casey accidentally walks in on Nick in the shower in just her towel.

Usually those fish things are used for automatically cleaning a pool. I don't know if you'd want one in your bathtub. This episode was uncomfortable to watch. I can't believe all of the bleeped expletives Nick was muttering about his "endearingly ditsy" wife.

I missed the show last night, but did watch the shows that led into the 10 spot and I just wanted to see if anyone saw that first ep of her sister's show? How are these two girls so different? Ashlee was cleaning her apt, getting lessons from her mom on how to use the mop and she even emptied her own garbage. Why hasnt Jessica gotten these same basic lessons? I recall in the first season when their house was a disaster that Ma and Pa offered to clean it up themselves lest they bother the princess, but the her sister gets lessons on how to be a self sufficient adult. Why such a double standard? This irked me to no end, but it really made me love her sister even more.

And here's an interesting bit of trivia about the place: about four hours or so before she was murdered, Sharon Tate ate dinner there with some of her friends, apparently. Many said it was her favorite restaurant.