I saw the BB interview, and I was impressed they showed all that. For a while it seemed like every media outlet was spending all their time kissing her ass. They've totally turned on her.

Plus, her answer was awful. To paraphrase, my trip was great, cute kids, I went on Safari. Did she do anything that actually helped the charity, or was she just there to get some camera time and a safari?

Why does she refer to her line as a "clothing line" when it's shoes? And the shoes were really, really nothing special.

I seriously doubt it. Like she really cares about the suffering going on in Africa with that Operation Smile bonk. She is very self-serving.

Here is some more good stuff from Jessica.

formemagazine.com

Before that Operation Smile trip, I'll bet she couldn't name one country in Africa. Or find the continent on the map. Or even know it's a continent. Hell, she probably can't even do it now.

I...it...ugh. It's 2005 and we're still turning to "psychics."

It's being reported that Jessica claimed to have gotten sick in Africa. Too sick to visit the local children. Yet, she went on a safari trip, when she was suppossed to be sick! Does anyone have any trouble believing this rumor?

Oooh, I'm so glad this psychic told us all something so specific! ::sarcasm::

I hope the nasty rumors about someone in her past are about PapaSimp. The dude's just "off" to me.

He referred to her breasts as double D's and Suckers, he's more then off.

A poster on the Princess board pointed out today is Nick's birthday and Jessica is in New York without him. So, not together on their Anniversary, not together on his birthday. Oh yeah they'll work everything out.

So, basically, they're going to get pregnant as a publicity thing, to ward off the bad rumors and to try and make themselves look like a happy, warm, snuggly couple. How lovely for that child. But first, they'll have to go through the "Who's its Daddy?" firestorm. Bam's ex girlfriend will probably say it's his.

Simpson Reportedly Ditched Charity for Safari.

If this is true, then my hate for her continues.

I remember when they were on vacation in Palm Springs. Pa Simp "accidentally" walked in on them sunbathing topless!! The look on Jessica's face was weird like he had done things like that before.It set off red flags to me.

That safari story is from Us. Considering they were the ones who reported weeks ago that she was going on a safari while in Africa. I don't see the big deal. They must not read their own publication. The new People has a different version of the events including comments from Operation Smile. Which is funny considering we (or at least me) all thought that Creepy sold her exclusively to OK! So now Us Weekly & Wrongly has to deal with OK and People getting all the Simp exclusives.

Perez Hilton had a blurb yesterday that Jessica was in attendance at the VS fashion show instead of being with Nick for his birthday but then quickly removed it. Since then pics have surfaced of the two returning from Cincinnati for his birthday.

This site has a link to hear Jessucka's leaked first single. I only made it halfway through, so if anyone can stick it out to the end, you're a strong, strong, person....

Wow... Just. wow. That was lame. Why did I listen to that whole damn thing? At the end of the chorus, it sounds like she's saying "My chest's gonna blow" or "my shit's gonna blow". Even if it's not the latter, I still will pretend it is. Why? Because it's true! That song is basically "Hollaback Girl" without bananas, "Toxic"'s violin-ey sound, an 80's guitar in the middle, and what sounds like a Casio piano in the "Organ" setting in the background.

I fear the video. Especially since she says something about shaking her ass. God knows we need to see more of that after "These Boots..." It's going to be so skankerific. I need to throw up now.

Here is the album of the Africa trip :

http://people.aol.com/people/galleries/0,1...1128956,00.html

Is there anyway possible that Jessica, Mr. Jessica Simpson, Ashlee, MaMa Simpson, and PaPa Simpson can move to Kenya?

All that stuff was absolute bonk. She is just doing this for the cameras so that they can put those divorce rumors in her rear-view mirror. As if the people in Kenya haven't suffered enough.

RE: the "leaked" single....is this an ode to Cacee? Didn't she always walk around saying, get fired up?

Anyways, awful song. Too bad she doesn't sing anymore.

Whoa. That song was horrible.

Whoa. That song was horrible.

I think that single and the others that leaked are the very reason why Sony pushed that CD back until next year.

If nobody had told me it was Jessucka, I would have totally thought it was Britney. Not really a compliment for either of them.

That song blew! No wonder the cd got pushed back. . . if that's the best thing on the disc then I can't blame Sony. Why even bother releasing it if it's that bad?

It's sweet how she makes the tragic birth defects of poor little children all about her. And WTF is she wearing?

Quoted for truth, dawg.

Who's producing this crap? Is it the same people who did the awful Boots cover? If so, they aren't worth the millions of dollars they charge for producing.

The only part I actually like is when the chorus sings "Get fireeeeed up" before the actual chorus of the song. When Jessica comes in with her lame Gwen Stefani impersonation, it ruins the song. And then when the guys "hollaback" "Get Fired Up Get Fired Up" it turns into self-parody.

It sounds like a lame 12 year old with a copy of Protools pretending to be like those TRL singers.

I think Sony themselves "leaked" it to get a taste of public opinion... when they saw how bad the response was, they pushed it back.

Does anybody know where to find the other songs that were leaked? Because I am glutton for punishment.

Could this be the beginning of the end of the Simpson's Thousand year Reich???

Is this person linkingto a real song or is ti parody? It really seems like the kind of song you would make for a joke. Wait - perhaps Federline had a hand in writing or producing it - he has been seen with Ashlee.

A poster on the Princess board is claming the song was scrapped and she has to start all over. If that's the caliber of her latest efforts I can see why they would push the album back, especially if none of it is acceptable. Remember when they made her come back into the studio and do one of the songs over again? I could totally believe that happened with an entire album.

I think the Simpson clan has sold out to People, because in the Christmas special issue of people there is a section of Christmas Photos of the Simpson girls as they were growing up-supposedly Ma Simpson contributed it, and wrote the comments. Those girls were not pretty as little girls.

the only time Jessica can be considered pretty is right around the time she and Nick got married-she was still fresh faced and pre-plastic surgery and before who ever started munking with her makeup came on board. But then again the girls don't have much to work with-Mom looks like shit and dad looks like some skeevy greaseball pimp off the corner.

That song sounds like some cheesy theme music for a WWE Diva!

Even Jessica doesn't like Ashlee that much.

TVGuide.com reports that Drew will be on the next Dancing with the Stars...

Vomit:

http://p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.show...cID=95470.topic

Did anyone catch CPS on Dr. Phil this week?

Dr. Phil was kissing his ass, saying parents should listen to whatever he did with his girls since they are so successful! EW! CPS said that he never criticizes the girls right after a performance. Guess that is why they ended up being bad.

Papa Simpson a role model for raising your kids right in the Entertainment industry?? BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. The guy is creeeeeeeeeepy. Someone said there is something off about him I feel the same way. It wouldn't shock me if Jessica or Asslee came out and send he touched them in the wrong way or worse. Ew. I was disappointed that Dr. Phil had him on.

She was SO gorgeous during the first Newlyweds cycle. I don't usually like the blonde look, but I thought she was very natural, fresh faced and adorable. Even when she wore no makeup and had knotty hair, she was beautiful. Now, she looks like a gremlin. Always either drunk/high, over-tired, or smiling in that crazy-scary way that makes her one eye go all wonky. That smile gives me the shudders.

OMG OMG Tell me you are kidding!OK I have officially lost all respect for Dr. Phil.CPS pimped out his daughters who are now famewhores who are going to end up crackwhores. Hello Betty Ford Center anyone?

ITA. Whenever I see that VH-1 "Driven" show about her, I want to scream, "What happened to that pretty girl?"

And she needs to lay off the tanner too.

Wait, so according to those photos, Jessica was actually performing the role of a surgical nurse and assisting the doctors with the surgery. Shudder.

I never found her gorgeous; I think she's kind of average. But I agree with you, she was much, much prettier before she developed that generic Hollywood gaunt, duck-lipped, fake blond, orange-tanned look that's just not attractive. But IMHO, natural is always prettier than that bizarre, overly-high-maintenance look the celebs seem to love.

The Africa photos don't look that bad to me. J-Simp just looks like a normal, not-too-bright American teenager. Not like the coked-out, tanorexic freakshow I've come to expect on any red carpet.

Then I remember that she's not a teenager, but a 25-year-old married woman and the old contempt comes right back. She is vacant.

I didn't see anything horribly wrong with the photos of her in Africa. It showed that she needs to fire her stylist stat because what they've been doing with her makeup wise sucks. She looks so much better in the Africa pics-like she used to. I really liked the pic of her holding the baby who was asleep. Is it a publicity ploy? Maybe but you can't tell me that Angelina Jolie's aren't either. Why go half way around the country to adopt babies when there are so many here that need families? Because it gets a quicker write up that's why!

At least Jess is doing something other than buying sheets and climbing on Mickey D's counters like a fool.

Not to mention the nasty roots. It's not the traditional problem of blonde hair against brown roots either. It's the dreaded blonde roots against white hair. Hon, take it easy on the dye jobs. It's getting a bit much.


See I'm the opposite. Why spend years and thousands of dollars on a perfect blonde-haired, blue-eyed, American baby when there are so many babies around the world that need homes now. But that's for another thread...

Like I've said before, I think it's pretty decent of her to put her fame to a good cause. That does not however make me hate her any less.

Get f-ing real! How many of us have had sex with a woman as attractive as Jessica Simpson?

However, her singing has not only not gotten any better in the last several years, I think it's gotten worse. "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" is the worst thing I ever heard, even compared to Nancy Sinatra, who didn't get the paternal vocal gene.

I had always considered Willie Nelson a person of artistic integrity, but I can't believe he stands there smiling during all that huffing, puffing, and shrieking. What a sell-out!

Lots of juicy-ness:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/gawker/20051118/en...dbyherpublicist

http://p099.ezboard.com/fjjboardfrm12.show...cID=95592.topic

BUUURN! And an awesome word to describe her!

Step one is complete of her exit from the entertainment world, maybe? Hopefully!

That Trace guy is lame and so is his name. And so is Jessica for walking around with her hand hidden.

I guess I'm just in a bad mood but as much joy as I take in Ashlee's cd sales plummeting and Jess getting dumped by her publicist, these 2 no-talents have already made more money than this whole board combined will make in a lifetime. So even if they disappeared into obscurity tomorrow, they'll still be living a dream life until CPS kills them for the insurance money.

It's just not fair.

*snicker* Well, I hope CPS has invested wisely because they both appear to spend it at a good pace and when they do disappear into obscurity in a coupla years (Asslee is sure to fad more quickly given her complete lack of any discernable talents) they're gonna have to make it last another 50 years... unless CPS offs them, of course.

I guess Brad Cafarelli has finally got himself a wake-up call.

And about those photos of her in Africa. Doesn't this loser know the words from Matthew 6:1 through 6:4?