Maybe Nick and Jess are smart enough to realize that if she stumps for a candidate it is not exactly credible, she makes her living off being a dumb blonde. Endorsing a candidate is not good for him winning or her image, IMO.

Ok, I looked it up and I guess it was Good Morning, America on August 13, though I would have sworn it was Matt Lauer talking to her. I can't keep those shows straight.

And I saw with my own eyes how quickly her big smile dropped the minute she thought the cameras were off her.

I saw the same thing. I can't stand to even watch her anymore. She so overexsensuates (sp?) all her movements that she reminds me of a cartoon character or marionette. Hmmmm.. Remember Westworld? Maybe PaSimp has made a robot in her image and has Jessuka tied to his bed where he can have her boobies all to himself.

Had Jessica turned up at the 98D fundraiser she would have been accused of stealing the spotlight. From what I read in the paper a frequent announcement of the night was that they are not getting divorced. Imagine the chaos if she was there.

I thought Nick did a good job on ESPN Gameday.

My Ex was into the South Beach scene and reguarly saw stars doing things in the back room.

I don't know whether to laugh or throw up

Well, if she ends up going berserk and going on a slaughtering rampage, she'll at least be entertaining for once.

(over-accentuates)

Official TWoP snark on Jessica, from the 2005 VMA recap:

That's a serious diss to Magenta, man.

What are the odds of us either having our ears bleeding or reaching for the mute button tomorrow when Jessica & Nick sing the 9-11-2001 tribute before the start of the NFL season?

Here is some more stupidity from Jessica.

sugarmagazine.co.uk

Click on the Fab Extras section.

[whisper]I thought they sounded good today...I was impressed.[/whisper]

Anyone see the pics of Jessica and some guy leaving a restaurant looking drunk or high on the Superficial websight (I'm sure someone else can post a link)? She wasn't wearing her ring but they don't identify the guy. He wasn't cute and I don't think it was romantic but she definitely looks tore up.

Not sure if this is what you're talking about, but Pink Is The New Blog has pics of her looking knocked off her ass. Some stuff on Asslee's new video, too.

Yeah, that's them. They left out the ones with the guy though (that is who she's sticking her tongue out at and they were walking out of the restaurant together with her hands on his shoulders).

Why, oh why, does anyone think that we, the football viewing public, wants to hear Jessucka howl and whoa, whoa up some song just before a game.
We have cheerleaders for that sort of distraction. I've had it up to here with the whole fake soulful singing bullshit out of these blond haired dopes. Jess... you DON'T have it.
Go away and take your "punk" sister with you!

I think that I might want to shed some tears for Jessica.

lifeandstylemag.com

intouchweekly.com

Ask and you shall receive!

No ring and lookin' like shit

Jess, hon, take a night off.

Whoa. She looks like absolute shit.

Oh my. What ugly photos. Jessica needs to relax.

Back with your weekly dose of shaudenfraude. DoH falls to number 18 in the weekend box office, taking in only $793,197 and dropped from another 766 screens. Total stands at $78,583,769. The commercials are gone and I haven't seen the video played in a while. It's almost officially dead.

Eh. They've started the assualt on other innocent markets. Down here in Australia they are just gearing up with DoH. The most amusing thing? A restaurant chain called "Hogs Breath" is doing a tie-in where you can win a car.

Here's a somewhat random article about 98 Degrees member Justin who's been running for mayor of his home town. He claims 98 Degrees will soon be getting back together again.

So was it Justin or Jeff who had kept his distance from Nick because he couldn't stand Jessica?

Where'd her tits go?

Apparently Justin only got about 2% of the vote.So much for Nick's help on the campaign... actually he's probably the only reason it wasn't 1%.

It was reported to be Jeff, who knows if that is true.

Justin was a groomsman in their wedding and he was in the first season of Newlyweds. He's the guy that went with them to Tony Roma's.

Wherefore art thou, Nick Lachey Project?

she kind of looks like anna nicole in that first pic...all cracked out...

She looks like hell. I predict rehab within a month. and Im actually feeling bad for Nick.

Its so sad. It looks like she went the way of Kate Moss "aledgely". She used to be my idol. Pop idols are not what they used to be. First it was Brit Brit but you all know where she went *shudder* and now poor Jessica. I hope she can pull throught this. I just can't get into Ashley.

Damn, she looks like shit! Nick deserves so much better. He surely still posseses all of his hotness. So, how much longer before they announce a separation/rehab? I'd give it a month, 6 weeks tops!

She just looks worse and worse, and that fake open mouthed, unhinged jaw smile of hers just creeps me out. I'm just looking forward to her 15 minutes being OVER.

I dont know how to link to another site yet ....but on the 'the superficial" she is blabbing on and on how her next video for "All Fired Up" is going to be super sexy!!!!!! She wants it to be hotter than "Slave4u" and "Dirrty"!!!
AND she wants to drop her last name and become just known as "Jessica"
Get real!

Seriously, Vermicious Knid, don't hate me or think I am being arrogant. I'm a high school English teacher and when we do Romeo & Juliet, the kids are always surprised to find out that the word "wherefore" actually means "why" and not "where."

This is absolutely NOT conversation you'd think would appear in a frickin' Jessica Simpson thread. Sorry!

It pretty much ends up being the same thing in this particular context. You have no idea how many times I want to reach through my monitor and strangle people who can't tell the difference between your and you're, or their, they're and there. And adding apostraphes to plurals. When I was a grad TA I used to correct all the spelling and grammer mistakes on tests and homework even though I couldn't take points off for it.

DoH is practially on it's last legs, at least in the States. Dropped to #24, only playing on 652 screens, $529 per screen average, just scraping over $79 million total. At this rate it won't reach the projected 85. Foreign gross is only $9,700,000 so far, so I don't see them making up the deficit that way.

Go Fug Yourself completely agrees with you. They can't stand her either.
Jessica at the MTV awards

You know, if I wasn't convinced she was on drugs before, after seeing Ashlee's Making the Video with a Jessica visit on set, I am now. Visiting (and on camera!) was both Ma and Pa Simp. Because honestly, why wouldn't they be? Anyway, Jess comes rolling in to visit (read: be on TV) too. She could not have looked worse. Her hair was a mess, she looked like she hadn't slept in days, and she was a bit slurred and disjointed with the talking. She was either coming down from a three-day coke bender, still drunk, or just had her morning dose of muscle relaxers.

I just thought back to the Home Depot Newlyweds episode when I wanted her "I have on no makeup on or my hair fixed, but I still look fresh-faced and beautiful" look. Fast forward to now and it's unbelievable how rough she looks. It's not like the Home Depot thing was 10 years ago. That's what two years of hard livin' will do to you I guess.

I'm with y'all on the punctuation. A popular chain down here, Stuckey's, has signs outside that say "Thank's for Stopping By!"


Maybe you mean grammar? Sorry, Vermicious Knid, couldn't help it. :)

Ack. I was very tired last night.

In fairness, who doesn't look like crap at the end of a big night out? Don't know if it's been discussed, but where the hell are Drew & Lea?! I would've much prefered to have watched them on the final season of NEwlyweds rather than annoying Cacee.

I think Drew really just can't tolderate Jessica anymore. He only did it for his brother's sake in the first place, but at this point she is probably unbearable to be around. It's all. about. her. Nick and Jessica's bickering has to get annoying too.

It's going to be quite interesting to watch if Nick gets a WB show that becomes successful, or gets a sports commentator job, and again, becomes successful, as Jessica spirals downward.

Yeah, I miss the old Jessica who seemed to be a sweet although immature ditz who didn't think before she spoke. She did look pretty without makeup, wandering around in Home Depot with her "hubby". Now she's on the road to Crackney Simpsonville, just north of Crackney Houstonville. I don't believe all the tabloid crap, even though I think some of it has basis in fact, but it's obvious that she's becoming a partied-out mess.

I would agree, but she looks like that all the time these days. It's not like it's the morning after New Year's or Marti Gras or something. Maybe take the night off if you plan on being on TV the next day. (And I don't for one second believe she was shocked to have a camera in her face the instant she walked on set.)

On another note, Jess's sometimes-BFF Jamie Lynn Discala has been reported to be on the outs with husband/manager AJ. She flaunted her ringless hand at Fashion Week and it's been reported that they've been separated for over a month with a divorce pending. See Jess, just do it! File for divorce-- all the cool kids are doing it. It's the perfect time, with Nick's new jobs, to say that "our lives have taken us in different directions." Come on, you know you want to.

There are some pics of Jessica at the OK party at Getty Images... don't know how to link:(. She looks like she's gained a few pounds back (probably just the dress) but she looks terrible. That makeup and hair do nothing for her.

I know Drew was performing in Rent on Broadway for a while...Although they may be a bit embarrassed by how they did it, Newlyweds has definitely helped out both Nick and Drew. I don't think Drew had much of a future in showbiz without this show.

Now Jessica...Sweetie, over-tanning and too much black eyeliner are not attractive. She used to have a really natural look about her. Now, not so much.

Word. Remember how she was so cute and your 'down home' kind of a girl? Now days she's no different than Paris Hilton or Tara Reid.

Have u seen the photos of Jess at the Emmys Aftrparty? She's wearing a blue dress and she looks so pretty. Her hair and makeup are so natural- she should definitely stick to that look- so much better.

On another matter, am i the only one who is sick of hearing about Nick and Jess' marriage problems? Give them a break. Which marriage isn't under some kind of pressure? And being apart so much would be a hard thing to put up with. If they say they're happily married, why can't people just accept that and stop speculating?



I agree with this and good on them. Who wouldn't take advantage in such a situation? I LOVE Drew. I think he and Lea were so fun on Newlyweds. Is it true they live in Encino?

If she'd stop showing up to get photographed without her wedding ring, I would. Those green dress pictures from the OK! launch party posted yesterday? She wasn't wearing her wedding ring.

E! News interviewed her last night and asked her about being ringless. She said, "I left it on my night stand. I do that a lot." Now, if she truly wants all the speculation about the trouble of her marriage to stop, (which first of all, I don't think she does-- any publicity is good publicity to these people) perhaps she should make sure she remembers to put on her damn ring when she's going to be photographed.

People forget from time to time, I'll give her that, but you'd think you'd be more careful to not throw fuel on the fire. And if you can't be careful, why not buy a few fake ones (hell, they sell Jessica Simpson replica rings in the pages of US Weekly!) and have your assistant hang on to them in case you "leave your ring on the night stand"?

Strolling the red carpet sans wedding ring is the quickest way in Hollywood to send the tabloids foaming with a marital problems story. True they'll probably write whatever they want anyway, but don't make it so easy if you're so desperate to put a stop to it.

Yes, if she's that desperate to put a stop to the rumors you'd think she'd at least do that. . . have it on some kind of before-she-leaves-the-house checklist. But I really think she wants the attention; after all, if people are talking about her marriage problems that means they're talking about her. And of course all the things that can be said are good, right? Look around here, we all love [to hate] her!

Agree, she remembers to wear her other jewelry right?

You know, as special and important as a wedding ring is, you can still wear another ring on that finger if you forget to wear your wedding ring. So just put one on.

And I don't believe her excuse. It's about forming a habit. I feel weird without my ring (and I'm not even married, this is just a ring I wear on my right hand). I keep it with my earrings that I wear daily, and I've hardly forgotten to put it on, and I'm rather absent-minded. So, she has not excuse for this repeated "forgetfulness."

I am not sure I understand why she is even always taking it off. I keep my wedding band on all the time. It feels weird when I am not wearing it. I only take it off when I go into the ocean and sometimes I even wear it then. Also I dont see her ever wearing the "flawless" emerald ring that Nick gave her. I am beinging to think maybe she is not wearing the ring so that either, 1)Nick will buy her a new "chuncky" bigger one, 2)So that she will stay in the tabloids or 3) which I dont want to believe, the marrige is indeed in trouble.