she is just ridiculous...there are new paparazzi shots of Nick leaving a hospital after a blood test.

people were commenting saying that it must have been an STD test since Jessica is sleeping around

bahahhaha

Oh please, like Nick and Jessica have sex with each other any more. Pft.

Or maybe Mr. Jessica Simpson was messing with poor Ashlee.

I'm sorry that I bad-mouthed Willie Nelson a while back. After seeing him being used & abused by Jessica & her ilk, I actually felt bad for him.

Who told Jessica that she is sexy? Ashlee is much sexier than that nasty bitch of a sister Jessica.

It could be worse. He could of gotten Jessica pregnant.

Have they ever had sex with each other?

I dunno, someone -somehow- likes this video.

http://top40.about.com/od/singles/gr/theseboots.htm

How?!

Quote from song: "Can I get a hand clap, from the way I work my as$". How does that do justice to the original?!

Just saw the Dukes trailer in a theater...Jessucka is in full-skank-mode. Her father must be soooo proud. One the other hand, the Firefly trailer looks wonderful.

I may be sorry I asked, but what in Hell's name is butthole-mouth??

Does anyone else remember how jessica turned down the lead in the film 'coyote ugly" because it required her to dance on bars and was not good for her "image"?

Nancy Sinatra must be vomiting blood over this lowlife destroying her song & making a sucky video while at it. I really hope that this movie bombs. I want to see somebody wipe that horrible smile off her face.

She keeps making Ashlee smarter & sexier everytime that I see her ugly face.

[/QUOTE]Does anyone remember how jessica turned down the lead in " coyote ugly " because it required her to dance on bars and was not good for her " image " ?[QUOTE] Nope, but do tell.

Decormaven, I do remember this very well. I was beyond appauled, because this was way early in Nick and Jessica's marriage whenever she was still tooting that Christian virgin-until-marriage horn. They were hanging out with the same creep who exploits girls taking their tops off, doing eachother, etc. And they were hanging out with him? I wouldn't even want to be associated with that sleeze at all, but they wre right there partying with him. Then that creep was bragging to Carson Daly that he almost convinced Ashlee to flash the camera. I was actually shocked that it was hardly mentioned at all. And this was coming from the same girl who said that girls working at Hooters were trashy. May Jessica get thrown from a cliff someday... soon!

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Um, as a fan of that show (who guessed?) I must point out Daisy never lapdanced, kissed Uncle Jesse on the mouth, writhed around, or said "ass." She also had better legs.

And my 16-year-old brother said that Jessica wasn't hot, she was just skeevy. Sorry Jess... if you can't turn on a teenage boy, you know you're busted looking.

The girls gone wild thing....I'll disagree with EXPLOITED.

Cute story....The 18 wheeler production vehicle was in New Orleans in the past year. They didn't park that big dog down on Bourbon Street, they parked it on Broadway, which borders Tulane and Loyala. (Fine private Catholic institutions of higher learning.) The line for interviews went for several blocks (right past frat row), and unless those girls underwent a severe bleaching, it appeared to be composed of mostly college girls. The packet they must sign to appear (or even try out) was over 20 pages long. PLENTY signed.

Mr. pinhead works in cable marketing, so he met the GGW guy and his minions over a business dinner. Says the skeeve just rolls off this guy in visible waves.

The idea that sweet lil Jess hung out with this guy is funny....makes me think PaSimp was the instigator for that friendship.

"You just CAN'T COVER THOSE SUCKERS UP!! Show him, honey!"

Man, I forgot all about her comparing Hooters girls to hookers. They just serve food. You're humping a car. What does that make you Jessica?

And . . . Daisy was smart. I hate how because it's Jessucka playing her she's suddenly dumb or something.

Oh man, I just watched the Making the Video. *vomit*

Could the director be any further up Jessica and Joe's butt?

"Isn't Jessica awesome?? She burps and she farts!! Could someone please nominate her for an emmy!!!"

This week, Joe was voted Dad of the Year on Best Week Ever thanks to his "you can't hide those suckers" comment. Niiiiice. And while I'm sure her boobs are very large, I don't believe for a minute they are DDs.

How incredibly disgusting was it seeing Joe watch his daughter writhe around in front of all those people and cameras and declare how nice her body is. I need to go take a shower in bleach.

Is it just me, or does that sound INCREDIBLY dirty?
The real Daisy never had a fake tan and wore racoon style eye makeup either.

Yeah, she's lost a lot of weight. I'd bet she's down to a full C now, but I think she once was a DD around 2000 when she was about 25lb. heavier.

Jessica bragging about the great sex she had on her wedding night. I find it extremely hard to believe her. Scroll down till you find the mention here.

Me too Baylor. I can only speak for myself (and friends of mine who've spoken with me about their first times), and God knows it wasn't "so special, so incredible and so darn hot"...and I was very much in love and had held off quite awhile. But then again, Jessica's life is just so special, so incredible and so darn hot. Please, gag me.

The subversive quality of the original DoH was that Daisy was played against-type...she was set-up as the bimbo, but portrayed with steet-sense and intelligence. And when Daisy "played" the bimbo as part of a scam, it was firmly played "arch" so we knew she was faking it. Daisy knew exactly what she was doing.

pinhead, you live in Louisiana too? I live about an hour from New Orleans, but am there every week though.

Yeah, real classy of that Girls Gone Wild guy to have his van parked in front of those Catholic institutions. Even though it's been a while since I've been to a Catholic school, I still would have been offended and then throw shit at the bus. I still find it exploitive though, because that creep makes money off of those girls flashing and doing other sexual stuff, even if they do agree to it.



Heh... I agree! Papa Perv is all kinds of fucked up! I was beyond shocked when I had seen that she was with him. I think he was throwing a Super Bowl party and they went to it. And now that I think about it, I think it only aired a few times and late at night, not only because of some of the content, but I wouldn't be too surprised if didn't want many of Jessica's fans to get wind of it, since it would look really bad on her part and was still tooting that Christian virgin-until-marriage horn. But now seeing she's become a bona fide cokewhore, that doesn't seem to matter anymore, now does it?

I find it hard to believe too. Personally it was uncomfortable and hurt a little. My girlfriends have all said the same thing. For Jessica to be talking like it was the greatest thing ever to happen to her, then that just proves that someone (her daddy) broke her in first.

the guy she cheated on Nick with broke it first.
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Nick too her back

So to those of you who hate Nick and think he is a schmuck there is another fan for your fire

My first time wasn't that painful. It was actually quite nice. Not the greatest sex ever, but definitely not the night of horror that my friends told me to expect. I was a little older than they were when they lost it, and very ready (as I guess Jessica was). I wish I found it difficult to believe that Jessica bragged about it to her parents (yuck!) but I don't have trouble buying that she believed that her first time was good and that Creepy and Ma were among the first to hear about it.

Jessica probably called as soon as the "deed" was done to tell her parents the great news!

This is kinda old, but interesting nonetheless. Maybe this explains why she looks soo much like Jenna lately. Also, I wouldn't be surprised if she auditioned to play Jenna if the movie is ever made.

I actually think she has said as much.

On VH1s Best Week Ever they had a segment in honor of Father's Day where they brought up Creepy's quote about Jessica's "double Ds" while showing appropriately creepy pictures of Pa and Jess. It was pretty funny.

If I hear one more time that Daisy Dukes was smart I will puke. IIRC this character pranced around on tv with her shorts up her ass for no other reason other than having her shorts up her ass. I don't ever remember her being regarded as anything other than a hoe fashion statement AFTER the 2Live Crew put this silly dumb ass bimbo back on in the 90s. YEARS after the show was cancelled. But when Jessica Simpson portrays her as the silly dumb ass bimbo she was back then it is an injustice because she Daisy was of course the Gloria Steinem of the 1980s tv scene. I guess I missed the Daisy Duke for President campaign. Not even trying to defend Jessica on this one. But Give.Me.A.Break.

Topic? Jessica looks far better without makeup. I would post recent pics but right now JJB is by invitation only.

There's nothing that angers more than this type of hypocracy. So it's wrong to be in films, but it's okay to watch them? She sucks.

I was a teenager when this show was out, and short shorts were fairly common. Remember the Nair commercial? "Who Wears Short Shorts? We Wear Short Shorts!" I wore them, and it didn't make me stupid or a bimbo. In retrospect, Daisy, Charlie's Angels, and so forth seem like they were hardly feminist icons, but at the time that's all we had. I agree they were somewhat subversive. The mainstream media at the time was painting feminists as man-haters. I agree, the networks throwing out a few smart, but cheesy women was quite subversive. And I agree with others, to make Daisy a stupid bimbo when she was kind of smart is just an indication of how far we haven't really come.

in regards to Jess calling her parents right after her First Time, from what I remember from one of those VH1 or E! wedding specials, they had the ceremony, and then Nick and Jessica went to the hotel for a quickie while all the guests had happy hour. i think it was ashlee who actually told the story now, come to think of it.

It's when your mouth looks LIKE A STRETCHED OUT ASSHOLE. And she has Level 5 butthole mouth any time she tries to do "sexy face", like Dad tells her to. It's really quite frightening.

I finally watched the Making the Video. Wow, just wow. She said she had changed the verses, so I was interested to see what they actually said. Honestly, I couldn't understand most of it. I got the "Double D's" part *eyeroll*, but the rest? Nothin'

It reminds me of the episode when her label made her redo her Sweetest Sin single and she cried on the curb. Too bluesy/Too good of a singer/No one can sing along-- Ha! I would bet she sang it with the exact same "I'm having sex while I sing this; isn't that sexy?" indiscernible voice. If someone is hearing the words, consciously paying attention, and STILL can’t understand what you're saying? You’re doing something wrong. Too bad the same producer isn't keeping her in check these days and all she has is her creepy ass father telling her everything is sexxxxxxxay!

ETA- I knew someone would step up at try to decode the lyrics. Thanks for the link. I'm pretty sure I've actually become stupider knowing what they are.

Well, some brave soul seems to have decoded the lyrics (4th post from the top):

http://www.requestlyrics.com/read.php?1,51...,513618,quote=1

It's not complete and I think he got a few parts wrong, but hey... he braved it.

Guess I was wrong, she didn't say "from the way I work my as$" but instead was saying "the way I work my back". She could have pronounced it clearer. >:(

ps. I will throw up if my father ever say I'm sexy. A father can call his daughter cute, beautiful, pretty, lovely, endearing. But not SEXY. Sick.

She was sexy and cast for being sexy, no doubt. But she was written as a more self-aware character who was in control of her sexuality. And she had other skills as well. As superheroines go, she stacks up pretty well against Batgirl and Buffy.

She wasn't a silly dumb ass bimbo. She acted like one if she felt that would help anything. Hence the fake fainting in front of the police cars, flirting with a guard during a jailbreak. It was a show about rednecks; she wasn't dumber than the boys.

Based on the Dukes preview, it is possible that Jessica's Daisy may be one of those "pretend bimbos" (for lack of a better phrase). The preview focuses on the T&A aspects of the character but, at least to me, it seems like Daisy could be playing up her sexuality to get what she wants or help out her brothers etc... Jessica's idiotic comments aren't exactly making me think that Daisy will be any kind of super brain, but she could be more than a hick bimbo.

Huh? *scratches head*

Not to sound like a snob, but what exactly do you mean? She cheated on Nick before? How do you know this? I'm just curious.

There was a rumor long ago that Jess wasn't quite the virgin she claimed to be. (Probably some much deserved backlash from shoving it in everyone's faces for so long.) Nothing much came of it because it either A.) wasn't true or B.) Pa had the rumor source tied with cement shoes and tossed off the Brooklyn Bridge.

I just watched the video, and she has officailly turned to trash. She looks dirty, like she's not clean. Even a girl in my office, who considers herself a "fan" saw the video playing and was grossed out.

Fun fact: she changed the lyrics so she could get some of the publishing proceeds as a *ahem* "co-writer" of it.

As a fan of the original and also the KMFDM cover a few years back, her lyrics are horrible.

Last night on MTV Hits, I saw TBWMFW and then With You - the contrast was so jarring. In one she's dressed like a skank, in the other she's wearing attractive, but fitted clothes. In one she's whispering lines and trying to sound sexy, in the other she's actually singing and sounded appropriately happy and exbuerant. It's so sad how she's decided that Britney is the singer and role model she is patterning herself after.

Close your mouth sweetie.

She looks like a completely different person without the tranny makeup.

Picking a Wedge

She could have pronounced the whole damn thing more clearly. Although, if she had, people would understand the lyrics she "wrote", and realize how fucking stupid she really is. Again, I have to suggest that she's either mostly illiterate or a touch retarded.

Which makes sense, because we all know that a woman can't wear short shorts or be sexy AND be smart.

Why is she always wearing her hair with that ass-y looking braid thing??? Once or twice? Cute. All the fucking time? Not cute any more.

Nique, thanks for the pics! I'm going to go out on a limb here and probably be socially outsted but they look pretty happy when they were leaving the Spyder Club. I haven't seen pics of them looking happy for quite a while.

She also looks pretty drunk. Nick's just happy she might have drunk-sex with him tonight instead of BAM or Johnny.

LMAO!

As much as I don't want to be a Jess apologist, I think the braid is still cute. As someone who is also trying to grow her bangs out (which I assume is why Simp does it), it works really well to keep the hair out of your eyes. Um..I may have tried it. (Don't yell at me!)

Or...she's just an idiot. (Yeah...that feels better)

Aren't they going to announce their divorce yet?!? Let's start a pool. I give them until September...

I love reading the commentaries on those boards!





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