Those pics from the MTV Awards inspired a poster at CPMC to compare her to The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies. Seems appropriate.

She was the good girl, the non-Britney, the virgin bride, yadda yadda yadda. Now she just goes for the cheesecake shot. Yes, this will go far in getting her recognized as a serious actress.

That's not right. She appears to be molesting The General. She's going to wreck the best superhero show of all time... not since Coy and Vance have we seen such evil.

ETA: I am wrong a lot. I still can't see Jessica at a HIM concert, but photos don't lie. Thanks for the correction

If you go back a month or so in this thread, you'll find pics of Jessica (plus Bam and his pal) at that concert.

Can this be aTWOP tee shirt? I would buy one. And an extra one to wear when the first one got dirty.

I have to admit she looks hot in the photos and I wish I had that body, but

Erect Nipples + Ass Shot = PORN!!!

CPS must have the world's largest hard-on.

Jessucka and Nick have gotten seperated , right ?

Please don't double post.

No word has officially been sent out, but no one is really buying the "everything is perfect!" line anymore. She's been out partying with BAM and crew, nearly all her recent pics include her hammered, and it's been reported that her car spends most of its time at her parents house. It's really only a matter of time.


You can show tits or you can show ass. Both at the same time makes you slutty.

From today's Page Six:



So, Jessica isn't upset that Lohan snubbed her sister for dating her ex-boyfriend (speaking of which, that guy is so ew!), she is upset that Lohan snubbed her, because she is a "star and should be let in everywhere."

Such a great role model she is. The end of her fifteen minutes cannot come soon enough for me.

I'm still trying to figure out how Joe Simpson justifies going from "Youth Minister Dad of Virgin Jessica" to "Mac Daddy Pimp for Jessica and Ashlee". It's insane. All you ever heard from that bunch when Jessica first broke on the scene was how she was a "good girl" and was completely the opposite of Britney and Christina. And they were always sure to throw in their Christianity and Joe's Youth Minister past. Now they're just plainly acting like idiots! Joe can't let anybody forget about Jessica's huge God-given rack, and Jessica is practically making porn videos.
And please don't let me forget about the first season of "Newlyweds" when Mama Simpson got hammered at Jessica's birthday party. Now that's some fine Christianity you've got there Simpsons.

Since the media is obviously not going to do it, could someome PLEASE take the huge pile of Simpson-related shit in the corner, and throw it DIRECTLY into the fan? Please? It's starting to stink, and perhaps once it hits the fan, it will disperse, and cease to exist.

Thank you.

Hi! I'm Jessica! My career was fading, I was singing in mall parking lots, and Nick and I practically went bankrupt paying for our wedding, so my daddy got me a reality show on MTV! Cool! Now everyone knows that my husband and I have a great S-E-X life. Really! I'll keep saying it until y'all believe me.

OK, now I've done three seasons of the show, and my fifteen minutes are winding down faster than a cuckoo clock. To add to that, Nick released an album that didn't sell shit, so now HE'S going to get his OWN reality show on MTV about making his next album. This album is going to sell better. Really guys, it will!

And no, Nick has NOT cheated on me with ANY other women, and I have NOT cheated on him with ANY other men. I am a good church going girl (remember my "Jesus is my Homeboy" t-shirt)? And did my daddy (who's NOT gay, by the way), ever tell you that he was a youth minister? He was. Really! And my momma was a virgin until she got married, just like my grandmother and me. Isn't that cool?

But guys, you know, I never wanted you to invade my privacy or anything...Really, I didn't ask for any of this. I am an innocent victim of the publicity machine. I am NOT in bed with In Touch Magazine. They just "get" me, ya know? Those other magazines are just trash. I deserve my privacy, even when I'm acting like a cracked out 'ho in public.

Gotta run y'all...I have to go kick Lindsay Lohan's ass for not letting me in to her MTV Movie Awards after party last weekend. Bitch cut off my supply.

Honestly, I'm not usually overjoyed to see any celebrity completely fall down and get ripped to shreds and sent off to the land of has-beens [hell, I feel bad for Michael Jackson, Britney Spears and other celebrities who just don't know how idiotic they are and that the end is nigh] but I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for Jessica to fall off the edge of the Grand Canyon of stardom into oblivion. She really, really sucks.

It is the third year of her 15 minutes. If her movie is a success, I don't think she is going anywhere. And if it is true that her Desert line made $60M last year, where is she going? I am curious to see what Forbes has to say about her earnings from last year.

We just have to hope that her movie is a complete failure. If it is a failure, I'm going to laugh at her & it will definitely make my day.

I have no sympathy for most celebrities that falls flat on their faces. (especially those 2 bastards.) Most of them deserved it.

Man. I saw a show on VH! about J.Simp. They were showing clips of when she first started out and she really knew how to sing. There were actual clear, strong notes. Not whispery, octavey things going on. *sigh*

Wow, that Page 6 story made me actually like Lindsey Lohan. Will wonders never cease?

I know. I thought "Irresistable" was a terrific pop single. I actually liked (don't throw things) Jessica right up until...I dunno, episode 3 or 4 of Newlyweds. And now I can't stand her, her sister or her creepy parents.

Speaking of that VH1 show, didn't you find the obsession among family Simp re: Jessica's "purity" sick? I mean, they spent about 4 seconds talking about the wedding and then Ashlee, Nick and CPS had to talk about Jessica giving it up on the wedding night.

I haven't been married, but I sincerely doubt the first thing I'll do as a wife is call my family and discuss the sex with them.

Ick.

Poor Nick is always complaining that he gets no sex. He's always making comments or jokes... you can tell he feels neglected. Dito.

He is a really sweet husband (from what we can tell, I guess.) I love that he does so many things around the house. He seems really down-to-earth. I like his brother, Drew, too. Nice guys.

I agree, he generally seems like a nice, decent guy. His major mistake: marrying the hottest chick he could find and figuring everything else will just work itself out.

I didn't want to say it because there is so much rage about Nick and Jessica...but really, he has yet to do anything to really irritate me like JS and her fakey family. He's a schmuck, but the kind of schmuck I usually hang out with.

Regarding that Page Six thing, why on earth are people fighting over skeevy Fez? Blech. Anyhoo, Jessucka needs to go away.

Too funny.

But she's married now so it's okay if she does it until she's blue in the face, or I guess if she doesn't do it at all but does a million porn-y photo shoots.

Well, he wasn't just hoping things would work out. I mean, he had the "Five-Year Plan" and all. Dumbass. I know people here like him, but I'll never get past that.

Wow, have you guys gone over to the Viva La Bam thread and listened to Bam Margera's ex-fiancee's radio interview about Jess and Bam sexing it up in L.A.? It seems to confirm what Bam's dad has said on radio interviews that the two definately did sleep together and that the entire marriage with Nick and Jess is a sham at this point.

It's also kind of funny to hear her rip on Jessica, though it sounds like complete junior high trashing - she completely calls Jessica out - 'as dumb as she acts on tv' and confirms that Jessica also screwed around with Knoxville while filming Dukes. I believe her and she explains her reason for why she acquiesced to the radio interview when one of the DJ's tries to play Devil's Advocate.

Interesting stuff.

If you had looked back in this thread, you would see it was already posted and discussed.

Anyone watch the MTV Movie Awards? Much Jess + Knox. No Jess + Nick. Guess they aren't even pretending anymore. And MTV just doesn't give a flying fuck enough to cover for them anymore. Just saying.

notinbtnet, Jessica and Johnny are both in Dukes of Hazzard usuallly if they have to promote something the actors usually present together. Nick and Jessica have nothing to promote so htey really have no reason to present together...

What was up with her hair at the awards? I have heard of weave and extensions, but that looked like a snarled mess!! I sure miss the days when she looked sweet, because she just looked weird last night. Was Nick even there?

I don't think they were referring to presenting together. We all know Johnnie and Jessica are in a movie together. The only shots of Jess in the audience showed her and her dad with no Nick in sight. (I know he's her manager and all, but taking your middle-aged father to something like this is weird.) There were, however, several shots of Jess falling all over Johnnie and Shawn back stage and on.

She was also drunk, high on coke, or both...and her hair did indeed looks like shit.

Yup - I saw them on the red carpet together. Fat Joe interviewed them. Nick mentioned working on his album and 'trying to keep up with this woman' when asked about his current projects.

My daughter had said she saw them (N & J) on the red carpet together, but I didn't see him AT ALL. At one point it looked like she and JK were holding hands backstage-not that that means anything, but she was a little "loaded" or something, because she was acting strange. Did anyone see her in People mag. this week with all the shots of how flexible her neck is? In one she looks like the exorcist-her body is facing forward, and her head is almost at a total 180 degree opposite direction. It's weird.

A picture from the red carpet that Baylor posted a few days ago:

Nick and Jessica hate each other

Hailey I am at work, and can't get the picture to open, are they ignoring each other? I wish he would just leave her and the Simpson clan, and better himself. :(

She used to be SO pretty. Now looking at her makes me a tiny bit nauseated.

YIikes, what's with the racoon eyes?

Nicky, Nicky, Nicky.....flee ol' Racoon-Eyes and her crazy, manipulative family. I'm sure that Drew as a guest room, or if you feel that's imposing I sure there's dozens of guys in WeHo that would lend you use of a bed....

I look at that picture and wonder who's asking the stupid question...lol

As somebody said (here, other board, can't remember) she looks like hot buttered ass. Between the rat nest weave, the shake and bake tan, and the Britney-on-a-bender eye makeup it's just one giant disaster. Is her mother still her stylist?

So, the video is out. I don't see the "hotness" at all. Think she looks awful. She's always trying way too hard.

It's like they don't even bother to pretend anymore. Jessica looks horrible and high all the time. And the fact that she looks like a crack monkey who hasn't eaten in 5 years doesn't help. Poor Nick! To think I used to like them way back, before the show even started. They DID seem to be genuinly in love, but fame got way into her head. Shame on you Jessucka, I hope your career rots and you end up with Bam living in a trailer!

That video is gross. JS is gross. She doesn't look sexy at all, just slutty. Wasn't she talking shit about Britney's concert being too sexy when her and Cassie were watching it on tv? She has no room to talk. Personally, I don't like Britney, but her concert didn't make her look slutty. JS looks like a whore. A crack whore at that.

She's not even singing. She's doing that "I'm so sexy" whisper and when she is "singing" she's doing it from her throat. God, I hate when people do that. I think the most irritating part is her accent. In the beginning she says, "Are you ready, 'baooots'." She needs to go away.

As far as Willie Nelson, he was barley singing. I couldn't hear him hardly at all.

I actually thought Jessica looked beautiful (if bored) in that photo. Very Faith Hill.

Wow, that video was just.....gross. And the bikini car wash scene -- what the hell did that have to do with the song? Hell, she wasn't even wearing boots in that scene!

Agreed.

The whole thing seemed like a rip off of "Dirrttty." Except at least that whole video had a theme and no random car washing.

Its been done, Jessica-much like all your other Britney/Christina copycat shit.

Who cares? When did Jessica ever look cute or sexy?! She's making me love Ashlee even more.

Here is some more BS from Jessica.

intouchweekly.com

Just when you think it could not get any worse than it already has, this comes along.

lifeandstylemag.com

Do these 2 have no shame?!

What's with the fake punches and random car wash? This must be one of the lamest videos I have ever seen.

ps. I actually liked the song before I hear her rendition... didn't she also ruin Take my Breath Away?

I think she ruined that song too. Just like she's ruining the Dukes of Hazzard & everything else. (Except for Mr. Jessica Simpson. He ruined himself by being on 98 Degrees.)

P.S. The video sucks. She's making Ashlee even more talented & cuter.

Gawd that video (and song) sucked.

She ruins songs that aren't even remakes.

If her Dad was smart (heh) he would make her realize that NOT being like trashy Christina or Britney would make her more appealing and therefore more popular. Her resorting to car washing in a bikini is such an obvious plea for publicity--ugh.