That outfit is the most confusing thing I've ever seen. Poor Louie, I guess he's been vanquished to the floor of her closet.

I think I remember reading that she got rid of her "Pet Louis" from the first season because she thought it was too recognizable.

I think this is appropiate for here, MTV`s going through some bumps in it`s ratings road lately, including slips for this show (Newlyweds) & old stalwart " The Real World ". Are viewers trying to send MTV a message (too much '' celebreality " over there) ? http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr/artic...t_id=1000903799

New scandal! Today's Las Vegas Review Journal:

She has lousy taste, if this and the Johnny Knoxsville rumor are true. Also, no understanding of the concept of 'discrete'. Don't they say good girls just want to be bad? And this has the added cache of being a possible Britney Spears castoff.

Yuck.

For all the complaining she did about how Nick was always grabbing her, and how she wanted to be caressed, to go and hang out with guys like Johnny "Hit my balls with a bat" Knoxville and Fred "Hot dog flavored water" Durst? (Who the hell names an album like that anyway, except Weird Al Yankovic?)

She, Like Mrs. Federline, is obviously rebelling against her overbearing parents, and living a life of hedonistic sin. What makes it interesting is Fred Durst's past videotaping incident....

Dare to dream, my friends!

Fred Durst? Ugh. I had the "pleasure" of clicking on some of those links during the Paris sidekick mess. And there isn't enough therapy in the world. Stupid, stupid Jessica. If you're going to live the wild life at least score yourself a decent time. Damn.

CreepyPaSimpson will probably buy the rights, edit it to make it look as if Jessica was doing a Bible study with him and pimp it to MTV

I'm not sure which is worse: Doing it with "Limp Biscuit" or doing it at a "Hard Rawk Cafe" Hotel.

*sigh* now that pagesixsixsix.com is taking off a few days, where will I get my gossip about Nick and Jess?

(does anyone know what's going on with pagesixsixsix?)

pagesixsixsix.com is being sued by The New York Post's Page Six for copyright infringement or something like that.

Really? I thought it was something regarding his claim about being a Hilton. Especially since he mentions that he is not Paris and Nicky's cousin in his recent message.

Since I wouldn't want to spreading false info around the internet and went back and looked it up. I found this at gawker.

Thanks!

She has bad tastes in men. If she keeps going down this route, Nick will be the best thing that ever happend to her (that's if they 'leave' eachother). And hopefully Nick will find some nice, smart, caring woman.

Ha ubi!
You know she totally bought the Hard Rock Cafe Las Vegas t-shirt too.

Ack! Don't remind me! I had almost completely blocked it out... and now I have to start all over!

http://www.sweetkisses.net/images/outandaboutmay2/

Yeah, she's gone insane already.

How is this girl held up as such a fashion icon?! I don't get it. Every picture I see of her out and about or even at award shows, she always looks likes shit! She looks like a bad drag queen most of the time. It's no surprise that Tina is her stylist.



Haha...that's why I said bad drag queen! Most drag queens look far better than Jessica :)

Don't insult drag queens like that! Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks a bit masculine.

She's really reminding me of Britney in those pics.
Ahh--I hope she doesn't have that much white trash in her!!

Why must she put such ugly eye makeup on? Her eyes just look weirder and weirder with age.

Oh my stars. She looks like Cleopatra meets Barbie meets Coyote Ugly bargirl.

I cannot believe people say she is beautiful. Props to whomever said dragqueen. Totally.

Such a bad look. She is looking a little nuts too. AND in that last picture she is with designer Michael Kors. He condones that?

NY Daily News Ben Widdicombe column saying that an announcment of the Simpson/Lachey split could come next week. Hmmmm....we will see.

""I've heard predictions of the Simpson/Lachey split announcement last week. People were saying it was going to come the week after their show ended--so it didn't mess w/ the ratings. I somehow doubt those 2 will EVER admit to having ANY marital problems--their whole career is based on being married.

I think it has to do with the fact that her father/manager is either in bed with Satan or is in fact Satan. There is simply no other explanation.

I'm guessing her Britney jealously-fixation-obsession is causing her to dress like trailer trash.

Seriously, what is he thinking even being seen with her? That jacket is tunning, but pairing it with those boots is a crime against good taste. And is she wearing 10 or 12 belts? WTF?

I agree. I lean toward "is in fact Satan" myself.

Add me to the list of people feeling the Cheeto-era Britney vibe in those photos. I think it's the combo of heavy black eyeliner with a wife beater, jeans, and questionable hair. At least Jessica finished off her outfit with 7 million belts and cowboy boots instead of 2 year old Uggs.

Where the hell can she have been going dressed like that when Kacee (or however you spell it) is dressed in a floor length black gown??? Her breasts look way way too big for her now that she is so skeletal, she looks like a wanna be drug addict. God if I was Nick I'd leave her just for dressing like that.

Well, if in fact they are breaking up I say good for Nick. He deserves a great woman. I do belive these 2 really loved each other in the beginning, but Jessica's over inflated ego got the best(?) of her. And Fred Durst?!? Blech!

This pic is so telling. She is one big fake bimbo.

Dang-which one is Jess and which one is Ashley????

The trailer do Dukes of Hazzard is out already. It can be seen on Yahoo movies. Just like we predicted, the girl CAN NOT ACT!!!! I don't even think she comes off as sexy like she is supposed to. He smile and face....there is something wrong.

I saw a couple clips of the Dukes trailer on the NBC special they did on the Simpson sisters tonight. What's sad about her "acting," is that her southern accent sounds awful and she's from Texas! I mean, even I can fake a southern accent simply because I visit my grandma in Kentucky. "I think something bounced up into my unda-carriage!" Moron.

Did anyone catch Primetime Live's special on the Simpson family tonight?

Brief recap:

*Jessica had no career until her reality TV show.
*She pretends to be dumb even though she uses words like "facetious".
*Her Mom says her IQ was once tested at 160. The president of Mensa says "yeah riiiiight"
*Daddy Simpson will do anything and everything to pimp his daughters.
*Their marriage is fine. Really. It's great. Really. This I swear.

Oh man, I wish I had seen that. I wonder if they'll repeat it.

Holy shyte

I knew that they had trouble with their clothes, but after watching all of that strung together at once, my fashion circuits are fried. I might show up for work tomorrow wearing some pre-ripped leather pants under a kilt, cowboy boots, and a silky shirt opened to reveal a sports jersey. And a poorboy hat, can't forget that. Oh, and about thirty fucking belts, too, and some bracelets. Lots of bracelets. Yes, my circuits are telling me that I LOVE BRACELETS NOW...

But seriously now, it sometimes looks like they were in some kind of contest to get dressed the fastest, or maybe on Tuesdays, it's to see who can layer the most shirts on top of eachother, or who can wear the most square yardage of lace trim, or whose outfit can contain the largest number of unique patterns. Maybe it's total pieces, including accessories. Maybe Jessica gets up in the morning, washes the Fred Durst "hot dog water" off her neck, gets all dressed, calls Ashlee, and says "45 pieces, how 'bout you?" to which Ashlee responds "oh, shit, all I have is 32..." which prompts Jessica to respond "HA! GOTCHA, BITCH!!" which causes Ashlee to stamp her foot, say "Yep, heh, you sure did, sis.." and hang up the phone, look at it on the kitchen table, flip it the bird for about 4 seconds while biting her lip really hard, and then get a carton of ice cream from the freezer, and the big spoon, and sit on the couch with a frown on her face, watching Remaking.

I loved the part where Pa Simpson was talking about how America forgives you if you make a mistake. I think America just loves the smell of blood in the water....

I'm not sure I believe the "announcing their breakup next week" rumor. Couple of reasons: 1.) It's too good to be true. I want it to happen so bad I can't stand it, and I'm never that lucky. Much like why Rob and Amber probably won't win TAR tomorrow. 2.) They recently taped that Nick and Jess variety special for the troops. I doubt ABC would appreciate investing the money and having it blow up in their face if they split before it airs. Who knows though.

The one indication that they may break up soon is that Nick has made several comments about how Jess won't be in his Nick Lachey Project show. Laying the ground work perhaps?

Hahaha!

I saw the Yahoo trailer, and that's the one thing I noticed, her awful accent. I guess she's trying to convert her Texas twang into Louisiana twang, but it's coming out sounding really stupid. Add that to the fact that she cannot act, and it's just tragic. Please let this be the end of her acting career.

Also, it appears from the trailer, that she's blond in the movie. Didn't we see a scene on Newleyweds where they were putting a brunette wig on her? Weird.

Not so weird, though, when you think about it. I would imagine that the bonfire they made from the editing room floor scraps could probably be seen from outer space.

The girl is getting crazier everyday. Just look at that outfit.

There are no words for that picture, Baylor. And I see she's embracing her Britnefication completely now (nice Red Bull, Jess). All these heinous pics beg the question, was Tina not allowed to style her for Newlyweds or is Tina really the lesser of the two Simpson dressing evils?

I like the way she's holding that can of 'Bull. Like she went to take a drink and suddenly realized "It's upside down!! Who moved my sody-pop hole?"

I think the brunette wig part was simply for one scene in the movie, like Daisy puts on a disguise or something. I read about it in US Weekly if IIRC.
That was the part I was so mad about when she got cast--Daisy Duke was a brunette!

What's up the the purse that's half her size?

Just when you think that these bastards can't bring more shame to themselves & this country, ABC decides to let these idiots entertain our troops in Iraq on a music special on 5-22-2005. They'll be touring with Black Eyed Peas (bunch of posers), Ciara (she's OK), Big & Rich (I like these guys. They rock.), & Willie Nelson (he's a loser). It's bad enough that Jessica & Mr. Jessica Simpson won't keep their mouths shut, stop being In Touch Weekly's bitch, & just will not go away. Now they had to make our troops look bad with their stupidity. I rather get myself an anueryism in the brain than watch this garbage.

I hate Jessica & Mr. Jessica Simpson. They make me like Ashlee Simpson even more. Sure, Ashlee has no talent, but I least I don't have to look at her face on a daily basis. Plus unlike Jessica, I think Ashlee is cute.

Yay!

This sounds like a pretty strange combo of music and personalities. If Nick and Jess are really having problems then touring and performing together will be absolute torture, and if they're both willing to deal with it just to have a career and make more money rather than live a fulfilling life then they deserve every bit of torture their marriage brings them.

How does Nick and Jessica performing for the troops make our troops look bad? I'm not getting the logic there...



*jaw drops*

Word, attidude99.

Just for clarification...are Big & Rich that terrible country/rap hybrid group that played on the NBA All-Star Game during halftime, and had a midget dancer on stage with them?

If so...they are terrible. They are a perfect example of why certain genres should be kept separate and shouldn't collaborate. But that's good for the troops I guess, there's someone for everyone- pop, country, hip-pop (BEP), etc.