All I have to say is, if DOH bombs? More like when it bombs.

I'm pretty sure they have to stay together and keep it all under wraps until after May 23rd when ABC runs another of their variety shows

What is with the ever-present Brian McKnight?

I have to say if I were risking my neck fighting in this war and this crow is the best "touch of home" I had access to, I'd think of going AWOL. Okay, so Willie Nelson is an American icon, but the rest of the crowd nobody would be excited to see. I'd rather stay in my tent and listen to my Ipod.

Word. At least your iPod isn't going to cock its head back like a Pez dispenser and start seizing.

OMG - Can't. Stop. Laughing. That is the funniest thing I have read all day!

I heard the same story about JS and JK on the radio this morning - they were saying that "sources" are confirming an affair did take place, and that she is spending time with him on the down low while she and Nick are separated.

Man if the rumors really are true, how freakin' stupid should PaSimp feel right now? If he hated Nick and didn't think that dude was good enough for his virgin spawn, how must he feel about the Jackass dude? It must really suck to have have all your dreams come true (your daughter's marriage fails) only to be introduced to your worst nightmare (Johnny Knoxville as your new son-in-law).

I'm lovin it!

So true and so funny! I hate Jessica just enough to make all these rumors true up in my head. I bet Johnny would tell Pa to fuck off in a way Nick never could. I'm actually rooting for this wacky affair to work out just to see the spin Pa would try to put on it.

Dukes of Hazzard set interviews;
Johnny Knoxville
Jessica Simpson

I'd just love to see Creepy Pa Simpson explain how his daughter, who was such a good Christian she wouldn't have sex before marriage, would have an affair while married with a married man who also happens to have a child.

There was someone over at Fametracker, right before the forums closed, that supposedly knew some of Jessica's people pretty well. She said that the affair between her and Johnny did indeed take place, and Jessica kept bragging about how it was "the best she's ever had." She also mentioned how one of the people in Jessica's camp specifically told her that she was pretty disgusted that most of the people seemed to condone Jessica's behavior. She also mentioned how she and Nick are estranged and had been for quite a while because they hardly see one another, but play it up for the media.

Something about that info rang true to me. Take it with a grain of salt if you like, but I can't help but think about something that Halle Berry said on Oprah once before. Something along the lines of how rumors about celebrities get out and how they're constantly denying them, but the fact that the ones that spread like wildfire usually means that there is always some grain of truth behind it. Makes you wonder...

Pics of Jessica at yet another "metal" concert. What, is she looking for inspiration for her next album? Hee, hee...

The tags on that metal concert photo were so funny. How many more times could they have stressed that she was there without Nick!

She's hangout out with the Jackass crew at a metal concert? That's just funny. And that last picture, makes me giggle, it's like she could be going Ashlee Simpson's route.

I would soo laugh my head off if she later decides to change her image (after the divorce) and "reveal" to the public that she too was "Pawk Rock" all along but that her conservative image was forced upon her by her label,etc. But that this metal- concert-going persona is the REAL HER!!! I wouldn't put it past her to drasticly change her image after seeing that Ashley's image sold more albums! Especially after she divorces Nick.

I just love the zombie behind her in that one picture, but why would anyone willingly hang out with that BAM cretin?

Wait, isn't she a virgin, or did I miss something?

[/QUOTE]"the best she's ever had."[QUOTE]

I know, that's hilarious!

Let's see Jess, if all this about your being a virgin when you married is true, and you'd been a faithful wife until you met Mr. Jackass, you've been with

1) your husband, and

2) Johnny Knoxville

Well, considering your wide range of experience, at least Nick came in second.

The Valentines Cards were made by MTV staffers, not by Nick and Jess. Wake up!

The show and the realtionship seemed so staged, I doubt they ever lived in that house.
I live very close to their "neighborhood" and the story was they showed up when they were shooting.

She also supposedly slept with Adam Levine, the lead singer of Maroon 5, on one or two occasions (rumor has it that she hooked up with him when Justin Timberlake turned her down). Which is what she also could have been referring to (amongst him, Nick and Johnny).

Seriously, this marriage is so over. I feel really bad for Nick because it seems like he's getting all the blame, when in fact she's the infidel in that relationship. But I guess drugs make you do crazy things. Like they say, cocaine's a helluva drug!

There are several ways that quote could be interpreted:

a) She lied about being a virgin.

b) She has cheated on Nick with other men besides Johnny.

c) The rumor or at least the quote isn't true. She never said\did that.

d) Like usual, Jessica had no idea what she was saying and what that expression implies. She just meant that Johnny was better than Nick.

e) She was trying to sound more experienced\sophisticated than she actually is.

f) She was including her experiences with her father when she said that....EEWWW!!!!!

Why pose for pictures inside, and then try to hide when leaving?


Something to hide, Jessica?

Isn't it sweet when your parents (one of whom was a freaking minister) aid you in your affairs?

Gah! Again, with that BAM creep...

New to this thread so this may have already come up but here goes: Does Papa Joe Simpson "ping" Gay to anyone else?

Just because you're new to the thread doesn't mean you don't have to read through the whole thing just like everyone else. That's in the FAQ, dude. Please read it.

Papa Joe's sexual orientation has long been in question.

So last night I saw some award show thing on E! in which Jessica was given the main "Style Icon" award. I think it was sponsored by Us magazine, which she's been whoring for for ages now. Afterward she gave an interview in which she repeated her story/confession that when she was younger her mother taught her to keep the tags on her clothes so she could wear them once and return them.

When the interviewer questioned this, as in "You wore and then returned the clothes!?" Jessica said, "Yup. I couldn't wear the same outfit twice! Ha ha ha!" She was laughing about it even though you could see the two interviewers were somewhat surprised that she would tell them this in her big "acceptance speech" on national TV.

Despite the fact that Jessica made this same revelation on "Oprah" about a year ago and Oprah clearly registered her shock, Jessica still thinks it's funny that she and her minister's-wife mom did this. And of course she was telling the E! interviewers all about the free designer stuff she gets now that she's such a style icon. It makes me sick that they encourage her so much, but hey, she's bringing in the big bucks for Us magazine.

You're a real "icon" Jess, and a great role model to younger women.

I don't care how beautiful she is, she's a total loser.

I think she was just on an episode of "Style Stars." I just don't understand how she's considered a style icon when there are so many really classy, stylish celebs out there. Jessica may get free clothes, but she still looks like crap a lot of the time, what with the double DD's hanging out, the orange skin, the trashy make-up. And since Jessica's fan base averages about eight years old, I don't get who the designers think they're appealing to by having her wear their stuff. Plus I don't understand how they can send her free clothes and give her front-row seats to their shows when we've seen that she throws all her clothes on the floor of her $20K closet. And lately she's been seen wearing clothes that make her look like she thinks it's 1992 and she's dating a member of Pearl Jam. I guess the only explanation is that people, including designers, are idiots.

And, yeah, the returning of clothes after wearing them, and how she has no clue that's wrong -- no words.

She made those comments about returning clothes in Allure AND Vanity Fair, too. Didn't her ever so Christian parents teach her that this was akin to stealing?

She's just a spoiled brat with no moral compass, imo. But yet she keeps selling herself to the public as the sweet virgin who just happens to be a star! ::vomit::

Word!

Seriously, I'm waiting for the day when a Jessica Simpson sex tape gets out in the public... and it's another guy and not Nick! Imagine all the fans she'd lose and the backlash towards this "sweet Christian virgin". That would be a J. Simp enemy's wet dream!

Just to add a little local gossip from down here in Austin, TX--I read a statement from Johnny Knoxville in one of the trash-zines about how he was offended by all the rumor/ speculation regarding his friendship with Jessica because he has been married for years. That's interesting because one of the deejays on a very successful morning radio show here in Austin had some sort of tryst/ one night-stand with Johnny Knoxville a year and a half ago and defended her actions by claiming she had no idea he was married until after it happended. Now I'm not saying that means he's hooked up with Jessica, but it just puts him into perspective for me. I think it's fine for a married person to be friends with someone of the opposite sex, but it is unusual that Jessica seems to go out fairly often with Knoxville and his crew and Nick never seems to be in tow...Just my $.02

I've read several times that it's known, that even though Johnny is married, it doesn't stop him from messing around with other girls.

Can I just add that when Jessica received her "Style Icon" award, she not only said something dumb like "This is some sort of an important award, isn't it?", she was also chewing and cracking gum. GUM! She even pointed out to the interviewers that she was chewing gum and said "I shouldn't be doing that, should I?" and laughed and kept chewing.

That's stylin'!

Can anyone say cocaine?

Hee, she's so klassy. I guess since she always wanted to be like Brittney Spears, and now that Brittney has become a gum-chomping, Cheeto-eating, filthy-clothes wearing, bimbo with a dirty, nasty husband, Jessica's attempting to follow her idol down that path. Jessica's married to a clean guy so she needs a grungey one on the side.

Access Hollywood reported that our favorite Newlyweds have plunked down $1.1 million for a condo in the new Palm's high rise being built in Las Vegas adjacent to the casino. Construction due to be done in 2007.

I would like to publicly state that if they are still together in 2007, I will purchase an overpriced Jessica Simpson Kentucky Derby floppy hat and eat it.

Hey, it was her MOM her showed her how to do it!

Papa Simpson always gices me a weird vibe as well; there is no friggin way he used to be a minister, not to mention a BAPTIST one!

Maybe the Vegas condo will be Nick's new bachelor pad...

That's what I thought as soon as I read that they bought a place in Vegas, they're just setting it up! Say hello to Nick's new bachelor pad.

I don't think it's a bachelor pad. I think they are planning to take their variety hour to Vegas.

But word to whoever said it is highly doubtful that they will still be together in 2007.

Hmm, if they are getting a place at the Palms in Vegas, I highly doubt they will be having children anytime soon.

So they're planning to do a variety show in Vegas, but Nick is also launching a solo career at the same time? That seems a bit infeasible.

I think Las Vegas is the perfect place for them -- well, either that or Branson. They can have a rewarding career singing sappy love songs for overweight, elderly, middle Americans, and stay off the radio, off magazine covers, or anywhere else I may have to see them.

Damnit Phoebe, don't give them any ideas!

Who was talking about Jessica giving birth? I can almost picture it...


Tina sits in the corner of the hospital room, smoking a camel unfiltered cigarette, because she just doesn't give a fuck at this point if America knows the truth about her...

Pa simpson, barely visible in the reflection of the window, peeks through the door to get a shot if Jessica's cooch...

Jessica, on the hospital bed...80 pound, orange body...shimmering with sweat... Barbie blonde har matted against her sweaty forehead, mascara running down her cheeks in black streaks....

Belly roundly swollen with Knoxville/Margera spawn, and then a contraction hits....but who's there to support her?

"Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!...puff, puff, "Unngh"....... "Oh my Gawww!"




Airs Monday, November 10th on MTV's 10 spot.

Latest pics. of Jessica buying rag mags. They diss the magazines yet buy them themselves. Lovely! Yet, so typical!

This morning I watched part of a rerun of Star Style about Jessica. Her father, the former minister, talked about how they had to buy the girls clothes and return them because otherwise the girls couldn't have the clothes they wanted. Way to teach your children values, dickwad. Because everyone should have whatever they want, even if they have to steal to get it. I think it says that in the Bible. Oh, and Jessica said her career was "fate" because some guy walked into her church, heard her sing, and offered her a record deal on the spot. Which is odd, because I thought her parents took her from record company to record company and they all turned her down because of her double D's. These people really need to get their story straight.

Also, it was cracking me up listening to the commentators gush about how Jessica is so girly, how she mostly dresses up and wears heels all the time, and how she always has great shoes and an LV bag even when she's casual. I guess that show was made before Jessica decided to copy Brittney's straight-out-of-the-trailer-park style. (No offense to those who live in trailers, most of whom I'm sure dress nicer than Jess.)

And what is with making the duck faces in those photos. She's such a freak.

I tried to view the pics Baylor linked, but the first few don't load up. The bottom pics do, where she is walking with the luggage....I want to see this face she is making! I can only imagine how rubbery and sausagey her lips look....can anyone post it a different way?

Thanks...

I remember in some interview, they asked Jessica what would be something people don't know about her (or something along those lines) and she replied by saying that she was a gossip, that she liked gossiping, but she didn't do it in front of the cameras.

This lady seems thrilled to attend to her. NOT!!

She sure knows how to dress! NOT!!!

She can make herself look extremely weird though.

HEE! No one is paying attention to her.

Geez, Baylor! What in tarnation is she wearing? Baggy cut-off jean shorts, an oversized horizontal striped sweater, big red "Jackie O" sunglasses, and silver Minnie Mouse heels.

The hell?

You guys didn't hear? Dressing like a pirate is SO in these days.

I happened to catch an episode from what must be the final season last night. Jessica was doing Dukes of Hazzard and then for some reason she was at an alligator farm, and Nick was in Mexico with some friends. I haven't seen the show since what? the second season, when they have that big argument over whether to get a husky or a maltese, and in tonight's episode Jessica had her frou-four little dog! Forgive my ignorance, I did read the last 20 pages, but not all 250 pages of posts. How did that come about?

" Nick surprised Jessica while she was on tour with the dog for her birthday.

I will say something nice about that outfit--her sunglasses are cute. The rest is a hot mess.