Run away, before you get sucked into that giant maw of hers!

Kaycee (or however you spell her name) really bugs the crap out of me. She's always got such a smug, bitchy look on her face as if she herself is a celebrity. She's a flippin' scrub. I think I look forward to seeing her fade into oblivion more than I do the Simpson clan.

I saw a commercial for whatever that show is where singers dress up and perform like singers of the 1960s, American something or other. Nick is apparently appearing as Tom Jones. From the brief snippet on the commercial, it's going to be just really, really sad. Tom Jones had a powerful voice; Nick does not. It just emphasized how thin his voice really is. He just looked like a fading ex-boy-bander. I might even catch that show for the first time.

Jessica makes People's 10 Most Beautiful. I am just in shock. There are so many beautiful people that were left off that list. Instead we get Lindsay Lohan, JLo, fucking Oprah for Christ's sake, Beyonce, and scary looking Mischa Barton.

With the exception of Mischa, all of them need a lot of makeup and hair help in order to look as good as they do. None of them resemble the person they used to be before getting famous.

That pic they show of her is horrendous. She looks like leather.

*speechless*

To be fair, if they were using a recent pic, they probably didn't have much to choose from. Looks like leather? Looks like a man? Looks like a leathery man? Hmmm.

I am so sick of seeing Jennifer Aniston's fug on that list.

Well then why is she so beautiful? Cause it ain't her personality or her talent or her charity.

Thst is the question I ask myself every time I see her on TV, on some magazine, and especially when I see her on a list like that. I truly, honestly do not think she is beautiful.

She has done so much to look the way she does currently, which I would say is "head turning" rather than "beautiful." There is a difference. I say she is head turning because she is a "very" person. Very blonde, very tan, very skinny, very big breasts, very expensive. However, think of all the work that went into that.

At LEAST Jennifer Aniston looks pretty natural. And by that I mean her hair and skin are a normal color and she has pretty normal makeup, hairstyles, and clothes. Even though she is weird looking. So no, I wouldn't put her on a list like that either. I wish I could make my own list! I can think of famous women who are truly beautiful.

Wow, BostonPugGirl, that is a perfect description of her. A "very" person- I might have to use that.

She's becoming Pamela Anderson 2.0 and not in a good way. She's a living breathing Barbie doll devoid of personality or individuality. Does she think she looks good with the orange skin, yellow hair, and exposed rib cage? Let me tell you Jess, you don't. And it's like she's too far into it all to go back. This is the brand of Jessica Simpson that's been built and she's stuck with it. Before we know it, she'll be divorced a few times, been in Playboy, have bigger faker boobs falling out of her too tight shirt, have bigger faker lips, rock full time yellow extension, head to toe leather skin, wearing giant sunglasses and looking like hell falling out of Bungalow 8 on a Tuesday night. Pamela Anderson 2.0.

I never thought she was pretty. She went from home grown, to home blown.

I think Ashlee is way prettier and more natural looking, but most think she is the sister that got the ugly stick. I think shes gorgeous, but then again I tend to find unconventional looking people beautiful.

No offense to anyone here, but does anyone really care who's in People magazine anymore, let alone who makes their boring top ten lists. People magazine seems to change the list by about one or two people every year (maybe two or three), but it's mostly recycled--the requisite blonde it girl (check), the cute Latina (check), teen queen (check), Halle Berry (check), and the rest of the list has been the same for the past few years! God how I hate People's top ten lists!


I agree with you, gingerblue.

Yeah, when Britney recently "endorsed" People, my secret longing for a subscription got squelched immediately.

However, I'm tired of the media defining people like Jessica as beautiful, which results in hoardes of 14 year old girls who have not yet come into their own running to emulate her. That's what makes me care and get pissed.

I love the "very" description. That's all Jessica is - "very". Very and nothing else.

I think Jessica used to be extremely pretty, especially during the first season of Newlyweds when she was more natural.

Totally. The episode where they went to the Home Depot she looked really cute. It's when she tries to look pretty that she goes all ghastly and manly.

Late to the party, but I finally caught the series finale episode. Although I think it was totally contrived and possibly scripted, I still enjoyed watching it. I don't really think they were considering moving either - it came up so out of the blue. For one thing, we've never even seen them house hunting. You would think you would know where you were moving to before you started to pack up all your stuff.

I did love seeing some of the old early moments and the times when Jessica was being Jessica without trying too hard for the camera. I loved the time when Jessica stunk up the bathroom and Nick asked if she turned on the fan. Also liked when Nick slipped her the tongue at what looked to be a party and she playfully slapped him. The tripping over her feet with the shopping bags was classic. And the dolphin thing was funny also.

So so glad that Cacee was not featured prominently. I hope that woman disappears.

The media defined fug Britney as beautiful for years. Jessica didn't start that trend.

I'm sure the publicists get them on that list. Then they throw in some ethnicity and some unobjectionable actors (i.e. Jennifer Aniston.) CPS probably took out his sleazy diamond earring and paid them to put his daughter in the magazine.

Britney Spears skanky hubby made one of People's most sexiest lists. That is all you need to know.

Given how jealous Jessica seems to be of Britney do you think now that Britney is pregnant Jessica will soon be too? Can you imagine that girl with labour pains???????????

I was thinking the same thing. But then I was trying to remember, is it Brittney that the Simps are so definitely jealous of or is it Xtina, or both?

I think they are probably a little jealous of both Britney and Christina but when push comes to shove (no pun intended given the impending motherhood) its more Britney they are jealous of than Christina. See she can ACTUALLY sing and doesn't really give a toss what the papers say about her. Britney is much more average like Jessica.

I bet Jessica is soooooooo pissed now that Britney announced her pregnancy.

I doubt it, Jessica is going to take over for Brits party girl status

So, does Cacee not work for Jessica full time anymore? Because we see less and less of her and more of this other gal every day.

Jesus, does homegirl get dressed in the dark? WTF is she wearing?

Jessica looks like ass, and the woman with her (probably her parole officer) looks like one of Victoria Gotti's friends.

THAT Jessica was named a beautiful person?! Arghhhhhh!

CaCee was probably getting to hot to stand next to Jessica all the time, so she hired a frumpy overweight woman. Now Jessica looks blonder, tanner, and tinier!!!!!!! YAY!!!!

Does this woman spend every free moment shopping? I guess she needs more clothes to throw on the floor.

I can understand why celebrities have assistants to take care of their personal matters, but paying a person lto go shopping with you seems ridiculous. I guess now that Tina is spending her time primarily with Ashlee, Jessica need someone to go shopping with her to tell her what's cute.

Apparently next weeks Us Weekly has another story from Jess how she's "tired of all the lies". Sigh, how many times has she given an exclusive interview to set the record straight about how fantastic their marriage is? I know this is at least twice. Jess, I know your show is over and your creepy father thinks it's a great idea to keep you on the cover of magazines by what ever means necessary, but this is getting pathetic. If there are really are no problems, who cares what magazines say? Say 'fuck it' and go on with your life. If, however, there are problems, rip off the bandaid and just split already so I can claim I was right in my prediction!

I was really surprised that the magazine addressed the possible affair between Jessica and Johnny Knoxville. I never heard that anywhere but here. I guess they are really paying attention to internet rumors these days!

I saw on another board a rumor going around that JK confessed to a friend he felt guilty about breaking up a marraige, and then admitted it was because he had slept with Jessica.

No proof, but sure fun to think about.

What I find especially annoying about her and the Young Hot in Hollywood event is okay, isn't US Weekly selling magazines with covers about your marriage ending and speculating because you and your husband are not frenching every minute? SO what kind of deal do you have with them to cohost event which is really just a photo op for all of these famehos? I am really disappointed but as of yet can't find a time this girl takes a bad picture. What is the deal? It's like she is a human Barbie.

The one thing that makes me skeptical about this is Jessica seems to abhor the act. I can't imagine her so easily falling into another guy's clutches. I think she's going to end up being one of those women who always tries to yield it as a power over the other guys ... until she is old and wrinkled and no longer has it ...

Gotta love today's blind item in Page Six

followed by this story.

Jessica sleeping with JK? On what planet. Anyway, check out I Married a Princess because it so Nick & Jessica in a few years.



Get out of my head. I was in Rite Aid when I saw the magazine cover and though the exact same thing. We all know tabloids lie and exaggerate. Let it go! Move on! Concentrate on your marriage and not what other people say.



Who doesn't?

I don't. Yes, I'm a straight female. I just can't picture myself with someone who has been with Britney.

I second that. Add that to the fact that, well, he's ugly. And gay.

I heard on the radio this morning that allegedly Nick and Jessica are in marriage counselling as a last ditch attempt to save their marriage. Supposedly her parents convinced them to try this, and they meet with the "Christian counsellor" at her parent's home each week. Mistake number 1 right there - they should be going to a neutral location, not her parent's house. The report also said they are separated.

I third that. Besides, he (Timberlake) has pubic hair on his head, and that's never attractive. I'd rather do Knoxville, low sperm-count and all.

Edited because punctuation is fun!

Third it. Besides the fact he makes me giggle when he does that Bee Gees skit on SNL, I find absolutely nothing about him remotely appealing. I am so happy I was a hormonal pre-teen when there were good looking stars to dream about.

The couples counseling story.

I, for one, really do believe she would have an affair with Knoxville.

Jessica leaves us this bratty gem of a quote in her US Weekly feature:

"Nick and I are strong. It makes some people feel better to think we aren't. But we are."

Lovely! Just lovey! How is it humanly possible to be that delusional?!

Anytime anyone insults J. Simp or her clan, she claims jealousy--she sounds like a 6th grader.

This just reminded me of the time Nick did the interview with Star magazine and the reporter didn't even pay for lunch. Hee. Those were the days...

Except that Casper Van Dien and Catherine Oxenburg seem to be quite fond of each other. You don't sense the hostility barely concealed beneath a facade of sweetness and light that you get with the Simpson-Lacheys. Also, Catherine doesn't seem to be the slob Jessica is around the house.

But there are definite similarities between Casper and Nick. Casper could be the missing oldest Lachey brother.

From the story in The Star:


I know I should take anything I see OR read about these people with a grain of salt (or many, many grains), but this is pretty ridiculous. They didn't communicate because the producer didn't want to show them fighting? That's practically ALL they showed, especially the last season. Not to mention the fact that they did have down time - no cameras in the bathrooms or bedroom, etc. I just. don't. buy that.

Also, for counseling to work, they'll BOTH need to admit that at least a portion of their trouble is because of the CreepyRents. That's going to be hard to do when the counselor was brought in by CreePa, and it takes place AT HIS HOUSE (shudder). If that story is true at all in the first place, it doesn't sound good....

And what DOES Nick have to apologize for? Looking at a cheerleader? Seriously, it seems like Jess is the one who needs to shape up (regardless of what may have happened with Johnny Knoxville.)

The NY Post Page 6( I read it via Gawker) has an item about Jessica And Johnny Knoxville sitting together at "40 Deuce" and "stroking hands" when the lights went out.

If she is so concerned about dispeling the JK rumors, why would they be together at a strip club like that. I don't believe it, but I guess I believe it.

That article about them getting marriage counseling just shows what most of us have been saying all along: They don't communicate well and they need to build their life as a couple away from the cameras and away from her parents!

If true, it's so typical of Jessica to say "You hate me?" when Nick said, "I hate your whining." Her response is a very immature method of controlling the conversation and I suppose Nick IS sick of it. We are!

What does he have to apologize for, exactly? If he were really getting around, we'd have heard about it through the tabloids and the gossip sites. Not to defend him too much, but he's been a basically normal husband to a selfish and childish wife who gets her way far too often for her (and their) own good.

Funny that they blame the cameras that brought them so much fame and fortune.

If DOH bombs, then Jessica's time is up. She will be considered a has been (has been what I don't know). When does that movie come out anyway? Those 15 minutes are ticking away.